slurpeesoforion
@slurpeesoforion@startrek.website
- Comment on Excel enters its 40th year 4 weeks ago:
The most versatile note pad in existence…
- Comment on People assume that the secrets of the universe will be revealed to them in an afterlife, but you might just remain your same dumb self and have to spend eternity going to church. 4 weeks ago:
“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface
- Comment on Do you do a squat right after putting on your thong or string so it sits correctly between your buttocks? 1 month ago:
Only if my balls feel like they’re going to slip out.
- Comment on US couple blocked from suing Uber after crash say daughter agreed to Uber Eats terms 1 month ago:
Another reason to avoid uber of any sort.
- Comment on You'll have to use pto time to drown, but make sure it's approved first 1 month ago:
A lifetime ago I worked at a place that gave a shit on paper for legal reasons.
One night I hear an unfamiliar alarm, as does everyone in my immediate vicinity.
My contribution to the conversation about the nature of the alarm was to say they could stay and discuss it if they wanted to. But I was not about to burn up for the assholes who ran the place. I was out the fire door with all its alarms before they figured out it was a phone left off the hook. - Comment on Delivery 1 month ago:
I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.
- Comment on Why is UI design backsliding? 2 months ago:
Look to the atheist. He does not use the command line because he secretly believes. He does so because he knows it’s right.
- Comment on Why is UI design backsliding? 2 months ago:
The old file menu was way more functional if you needed to be keyboard only.
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 2 months ago:
Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.
- Comment on Meta Oversight Board okays calls for violence against Venezuelan ‘colectivos’ 2 months ago:
What about calls for violence against meta ‘overboarders’?
- Comment on Future Fords might detect speeding and report you to the cops 3 months ago:
When is Chrysler going to detect and report drunk drivers?
- Comment on Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad? 4 months ago:
It’s German potato salad which is even less salad like than American styled potato salad.
- Comment on Survey shows most people wouldn't pay extra for AI-enhanced hardware | 84% of people said no 4 months ago:
AI enhanced anything is pointless when everything seems intended to separate you from your money.
- Comment on A legend has passed 4 months ago:
He’s not physically dead.
- Comment on If everyone is fired by AI, who's going to buy the products and services made by the companies if no one has money anymore? 4 months ago:
It’ll be an elephant walk of ai and ai adjacent services.
- Comment on Elon Musk calls for “criminal prosecution” of Twitter/X ad boycott perpetrators 4 months ago:
But if I call for slavers to get the blade, I’m somehow the bad guy.
- Comment on Why do hacked channels on youtube always post Tesla/SpaceX stuff? 4 months ago:
I’ve had the algorithm try to. It starts with a seemingly benign short that might have one questionable thing that most will overlook. Or may have a mildly controversial designed to agitate engagement.
It doesn’t even matter if you like any aspect of it, so long as it gets the clicks and comments.
- Comment on Ron DeSantis signs bill scrubbing ‘climate change’ from Florida state laws 6 months ago:
I like you.
- Comment on Republicans are pulling out all the stops to reverse EV adoption 6 months ago:
But they don’t want to. They’re only selling EVs of any sort to stay competitive and compliant with regulation. Toyota has all but said fuck EVs.
- Comment on How to opt out of the privacy nightmare that comes with new Hondas 6 months ago:
A system with the goal being best or even optimal for all involved would never be called capitalism, even if capitalism didn’t exist.
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
Windows 11 ams for the Dutch.
- Comment on US to end 'gun show loophole' that allows sales without background checks 7 months ago:
This will close the dealer to person loophole where people who should be classified as dealers previously weren’t. Straw purchases and person to person sales will still happen without the background checks.
- Comment on RIMJOBS 7 months ago:
Let’s be clear. This states that eating ass causes colorectal cancer in the ass being eaten.
- Comment on Threads is automatically hiding comments that mention Pixelfed 8 months ago:
Pixelfed pixelfed pixelfed
- Comment on Automakers Are Sharing Consumers’ Driving Behavior With Insurance Companies 8 months ago:
Rip out the antenna.
- Comment on What happens when two people with hyphenated last names get married? Do they hyphenate all four names and in what order? 8 months ago:
His first last name or his second last name?
- Comment on Google workers complain bosses are 'inept' and 'glassy-eyed' 9 months ago:
So we should stick with the institutional racism that’s persisted for centuries because you have a problem with the negros and women?
If you’re not a troll, this should be your ok boomer moment.
- Comment on Fake news, fake penis... 9 months ago:
Thousands of sensitive alpha males suddenly feel inadequate.
- Comment on I had some that looked exactly like this 9 months ago:
I remember they had air conditioning when the rest of the school didn’t.
- Comment on He warned us, but did we listen? 9 months ago:
unethical