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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨gedaliyah@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Were you too high yesterday to post this on the appropriate day?

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    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They had to get the film developed & digitized.

      Fuck, I’m old.

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    • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes, next question

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      • Agrivar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        How many nose piercings are considered “too many?”

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    • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      To be fair, it was the math enjoyer’s 4/20 yesterday.

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      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Even the prime number days?

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    • blinfabian@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      1st of may is still a couple of months away…

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      • Vespair@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No that’s a different holiday

        youtu.be/w1GD_T-3oLU

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        And you don’t need to make up a holiday for it, it’s already multiple. You can celebrate Labor Day, but if that’s a bit too red for ya it’s also Beltane, but you’re more than welcome to the more secular version of May Day. It’s really just a lovely day to call off work and enjoy the halfway point of spring, ideally in nature

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      no it’s how high are you sir

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      • VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        About 185. Why?

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  • Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hmm. Does that mean 2/10, 3/15, 5/25, and 6/30 are also viable?

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  • Noturbuddy@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m European so I celebrate it every day at 5.

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    • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lucky, I live in Europe and prefer not to have the state attempt to destroy my life because I took a toke.

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Guys I know of a magic trick.

    Multiply your birth date by 2 and add 815162342 to your social security number and publish it.

    Make sure to sign off on the comment with your legal name, but in the wingdings font.

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  • j4yc33@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    First of May is a holiday already too!

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hooray hooray the first of May, outdoor screwing starts that day.

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    • IcyToes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Beat me to it.

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      May the first be with you obi-wan

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  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Celebrating it every day because I have a problem.

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  • jif@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I used that logic to celebrate it on December 60th as well.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The Christmas season just gets longer and longer every year…

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  • pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I know a couple whose birthdays reduce to the same fraction. They were not as excited by this realization as I was.

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    • cdf12345@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Feb 10? Idea of March? May 25? June 30?

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      • Splanda@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Mafs

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ve always hated having a birthday in June, I might actually start celebrating it on 3/7 instead now lmao

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      • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m sorry for your loss

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  • udon@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, also April 20 is some dude’s birthday that we don’t celebrate

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fucking YIKES

      TIL

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    • MrMcGasion@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Andy Serkis? George Takei?

      … oh nevermind, found the one you’re talking about.

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      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Napoleon III?

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  • Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Good luck with what you plant outside on 1/5

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    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Could be Australian.

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  • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cocaine day is 1/11 or 11/11 depending on how many friends you have.

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    • kieron115@startrek.website ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Shit, are you telling me i was born on cocaine day?

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve not done cocaine nor know of it’s culture. Child you explain the joke?

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      • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is 3 lines of four lines.

        Imagine lines of cocaine on a mirror.

        1/11 is three lines 11/11 is 4 lines.

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    • ViscloReader@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
      1/11
      

      11/1-

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  • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At least 1st of May is a date that can actually happen.

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    • bignate31@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      unfortunately, “4-20” has much more of a ring than “20-of-4”

      also it starts a turf war when you challenge the American date format

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      • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, but 4:20 originates as a time. The problem happens when you want to put it into a date as well.

        Time is the only exception where I agree that the less specific part can come before the more specific one - just because more often than not one does not make sense without the other.

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Might as well celebrate on the 10th of February too, just to be sure

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    • VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And 40th of August.

      Wait…

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      • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        On the 35th day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me…

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      • jali67@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Call it Sep 10!

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  • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh yeah, the 20th month! It’s my favourite month

    /jk

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      xkcd 1179

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  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    International Workers day! - “Workers of the World, Unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains!”

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  • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    show off

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  • BilSabab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    that’s some boss shit

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  • nerdks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m too tired for math

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Damn, and I just scored some gummies! It’s my lucky day.

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