Nasan
@Nasan@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on One Angry Man 2 days ago:
You Only Live Once
The Living Daylight
- Comment on May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head 3 days ago:
“scout knife with a surprise”
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 1 week ago:
It’s quite acceptable… In Alabama.
- Comment on 'Clanker' is social media's new slur for our robot future 1 week ago:
Counting the days till conservatives start flying Knights Templar uniforms.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 2 weeks ago:
It’s rare, finding another with a similar disposition and making it a foursome is the dream.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 2 weeks ago:
I consider it sex when my alter ego takes control and starts ravaging my body. Big grey area though, in terms of consent.
- Comment on Password manager by Amazon 2 weeks ago:
That’s how they get you, i put mine in a DONTREADME.txt file.
- Comment on Why do so many people seem confused about what appeals to male gays? Do they not know how sexual orientation works? 3 weeks ago:
Without knowing all the facts, I’ve been placing the blame largely on her relationship with Machine Gun Kelly. Man, fuck that guy.
Though I’m sure a lot of it was her own doing too.
- Comment on Two men behind ‘senseless’ felling of Sycamore Gap tree jailed for more than four years 3 weeks ago:
Multiply by 2.5 given the celebrity status of the tree.
- Comment on People were no less thirsty back then 3 weeks ago:
Long exposure indeed.
- Comment on Deserved honestly 3 weeks ago:
I’d rather be pissed off than pissed on, but that’s just me.
- Comment on Deserved honestly 3 weeks ago:
There’s the matter of consent if that were the case. Which she clearly didn’t have.
- Comment on Deserved honestly 3 weeks ago:
Might have to draw blood if the guy is really not responding to verbal warnings.
- Comment on mmmmmmmmmmm 3 weeks ago:
No one else eats it with a fork and knife?
- Comment on blursed 4 weeks ago:
The grave robbers were the cancer.
- Comment on I wonder what the ICE version of the thin blue line flag will be 4 weeks ago:
They totally do. Once, I was staying the week at a hotel in Houston and one of the questions asked by reception was “what kind of car do you drive?”, apparently trucks and SUVs were heavily targeted for catalytic converter theft in the area.
- Comment on McDonald’s AI Hiring Bot Exposed Millions of Applicants’ Data to Hackers Who Tried the Password ‘123456’ 4 weeks ago:
Hack the planet, or in this case, hack the Big Mac!
- Comment on AI scammer posing as Marco Rubio targets officials in growing threat 4 weeks ago:
Throw the actual Rubio and everyone else in the administration still using Signal for official communications in federal prison.
- Comment on Sinaloa cartel hacked security cameras to track and kill FBI informants, US says 5 weeks ago:
It’s the FBI, they’re not that careless. It’s
Fbi1234!
- Comment on Accurate 1 month ago:
Asking for a friend, how does one validate the above info is correct?
- Comment on Might be time to find another job 1 month ago:
Ass crack bandit!
- Comment on I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount 1 month ago:
At this point, his sons are just vibe scamming. Kind of surprised that they haven’t started a gun company yet. Truth rifles that literally blow up in his followers’ faces.
- Comment on China's deep-sea drilling plan to pierce the Earth’s crust 1 month ago:
China discovers a neat trick to combat the rising sea level. Everyone hates it.
- Comment on If you're having difficulty figuring out how to pronounce "data," say database. 2 months ago:
And potato and tomato and strawberry and aliuminium.
- Comment on What a mess 2 months ago:
What is this? A crucifix for ants?!
- Comment on Seanut Putter Jandwich 2 months ago:
I eat my sugar cereal, but it makes my teeth bacterial!
- Comment on Sticky situation 2 months ago:
She’d be covered in splinters by the time she managed to load and ready the stick gun.
- Comment on Speak American 2 months ago:
The Troubles Part 2: It Came From The EU
- Comment on The small scale of Lemmy's active user base is never more evident than in the absence of active members in all the sports related communities. 2 months ago:
The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
- Comment on Death Stranding 2 preview: how a big dollop of Metal Gear is expanding Kojima's bizarre epic 2 months ago:
Maybe something like sneaking through the bowels of an Arsenal Gear-like BT?