Nasan

@Nasan@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sinaloa cartel hacked security cameras to track and kill FBI informants, US says⁩ ⁨⁨44⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the FBI, they’re not that careless. It’s Fbi1234!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Asking for a friend, how does one validate the above info is correct?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to find another job⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ass crack bandit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At this point, his sons are just vibe scamming. Kind of surprised that they haven’t started a gun company yet. Truth rifles that literally blow up in his followers’ faces.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China's deep-sea drilling plan to pierce the Earth’s crust⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  China discovers a neat trick to combat the rising sea level. Everyone hates it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're having difficulty figuring out how to pronounce "data," say database.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And potato and tomato and strawberry and aliuminium.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a mess⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seanut Putter Jandwich⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I eat my sugar cereal, but it makes my teeth bacterial!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sticky situation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She’d be covered in splinters by the time she managed to load and ready the stick gun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speak American⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Troubles Part 2: It Came From The EU

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The small scale of Lemmy's active user base is never more evident than in the absence of active members in all the sports related communities.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Death Stranding 2 preview: how a big dollop of Metal Gear is expanding Kojima's bizarre epic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe something like sneaking through the bowels of an Arsenal Gear-like BT?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ones and zeros and tens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Want to say I’ve seen this on reddit years ago and it was a different celebrity mentioned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some good examples of "Where the fuck do you go" kind of games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shiet, I’m still having this problem with more recent Naughty Dog games. Getting the hint option that pops up when you’ve been stuck somewhere for a while in The Last of Us Part 2 Remastered embarrasses me. Though I am thankful that it’s there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fact that even 3D games are old now blows my mind on a regular basis.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Should’ve told him you have the high ground.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're a broke vampire, just say that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Vampires don’t need no warmth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What OS should I use for self-hosting that doesn't require extensive terminal knowledge?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a fun game approach to learning some bash basics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love me a Legume Garlic BLT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Liz Truss is LL Cool J BTQ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you know you can track elons jet from mastodon?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For their family’s sake, hopefully the pilots were smart enough to include hazard pay in their contracts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, thanks...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “View resources” links to English courses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nevertheless in my ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adobe Creative Curse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whew, no bird/stork character, I can never remember that when I desperately need to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BACK OFF FELLAS, SHE'S MINE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never been to Toronto, but I’m gonna go ahead and assume the pics were taken using poutine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is likely a picture of your house on the internet.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There was (is? Haven’t gotten one in weeks) a sextortion scam going around where they emailed potential victims PDFs containing personal information associated with your email address along with a Google Street view image of your house/building to try to scare people into paying. Mine was easy to date as you could see the street in front of the house before it was repaved by the city several months ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least Quark had some integrity.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a useful skill to have if you’re able to master it, language switching. You can establish credibility/experience or lack of depending on your audience and your intentions.

  I’ve never served but sometimes people assume that I have because of how I carry myself. So I’ll avoid phrases and sayings consistent with military personnel, maybe toss in words used in movies and video games to give the impression that my knowledge of the military stems mostly from those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please choose one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s at least one die hard Nintendo fan out there that’s gonna custom tip $100+ because being a Nintendo fan is their personality. Nintendo should be selling them special loyalty edition consoles for $10k or something and give the rest of us a break.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least Quark had some integrity.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Knew a guy that got the one-two punch of being a soldier then being a cop. Would describe people like “male, Caucasian, average build” when we were out at bars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung CEO Jong-hee Han has died⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  More recent development in spoon engineering.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taiwan orders 2 more pro-'unification by force' Chinese influencers to leave⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re only half wrong, the RoC should absolutely force the PRC to reunify with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubi, it's $70 and people are vary of your mile wide puddles that drop 75% in price after half a year⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude approach