DeathByBigSad
@DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on PROTIP 26 minutes ago:
“How to stop masked men claiming to be ‘ICE Agents’ from kidnapping children”
We need the other type of school shooters, the type that do the inverse and protect children.
- Comment on You board a train, board a bus, and board a ship, but you don't board a car 4 hours ago:
but you can board (up) a house
(like boarding up the windows)
- Comment on Having the first name of Al must be frustrating as it looks so much like AI. 4 hours ago:
Sad AI Gore Noises
- Comment on Considering that LLMs are trained on the whole of the internet, it's kind of amazing that they don't talk back to you like a condescending, smug asshole 4 hours ago:
What the fuck did you say to me you little shit. I’ll have you know that I graduated top of my class in “how to pretend to be human 101” and I have over 300 confirmed "murder by words’.
- Comment on Most food animals are smarter than a baby. 20 hours ago:
I mean I’d eat human meat if it wasn’t illegal, just sayin’
- Comment on Most food animals are smarter than a baby. 20 hours ago:
Hans Niemann has entered the
chattournament - Comment on Archive.today CAPTCHA page executes DDoS; Wikipedia considers banning site 22 hours ago:
what the fuck
I’m so confused
is archive.today dead now?
So archive.today owners got doxxed and they DDoSed the Doxxer as retaliation? Is that what happened?
- Submitted 23 hours ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 20 comments
- Comment on Is ironing clothes significantly less common now? 1 day ago:
I always wonders wtf are those for. I never seen it being used. Gen Z, born post 2000.
- Comment on What should I NOT do in front of rich people? 1 day ago:
I swear I looked like a bum when I grabbed a slice of pizza with my hands
I used to eat pizza with chopsticks lmfao.
I remember eating pizza with the spork thingy in school and I feel like a fucking weirdo lmfao.
As for the question: Make sure you DO NOT FORGET TO
🎵 SHIT ON THE FLOOR 🎵
RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM
THEN THROW THE SHIT AT THEIR FACE
And make sure it get it on livestream, it’ll become the most famous video of the 21st century
- Comment on Admittedly and unfortunately, so am I. 🫤 1 day ago:
Unemployed people exist lolol
- Comment on A hacker with thigh-high striped socks should take one for the team and really unredact all the names (and I mean *all of them*) in the Epstein Files. 2 days ago:
bruh this is the 4th time you posted this…
is your CO2 detector working? 🧐
- Comment on You can ask any question to the people of year 3000, but can only receive information in the form of a single bit. What's your question? 2 days ago:
yo dawg, dis iz how we gen z txt to ech oder k?
probem? catch me outsid how 'bou dat?
- Comment on Little quick question: what do you think of advertising from a Marxist perspective? 2 days ago:
I mean… Karl Marx literally wrote a big “advertisement” for his ideology… 👀
- Comment on Hehehehe 2 days ago:
No joke, I remember my parents installing “child safety locks” on the apartment door and it can lock from the outside by turning the key a certain way…
cuz sometimes me and my older brother was at home and no adults with us, so they had to lock the door from the outside to prevent us from running away…
I think this lock was installed after my running away incident…
- Comment on Hehehehe 2 days ago:
Me in the mid 2000s running away from home and my mom had m the police searching for me…
(context: older brother was abusibe and chased me around the house to fight me and I got scared and so I ran)
This was Guangzhou, China…
my mom later told me about the supposed widespread kidnappings throught the country and said I could’ve been kidnapped…
I still have trauma from that day. 🫠
Oh yea I remember my parents installed those child safety lock thing that can allow you to lock the apartment door from the outside with the key… so that we can’t run away when no adults are at home… Fire Hazard wtf…
- Comment on The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance 2 days ago:
I remember when I was a kid, I used to cuddle with my mom, but now I think she just secretly despise me because I’m not young and cuddly anymore 😢
- Comment on The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance 2 days ago:
You can have both.
A trauma bond so poweful that even when you mom abuses you, you still don’t wanna let go because being alone is anxiety inducing.
- Comment on An oopsie occured 2 days ago:
Yes its real, its a leaked screenshot from 2027 #ComingSoon
- Comment on You can ask any question to the people of year 3000, but can only receive information in the form of a single bit. What's your question? 2 days ago:
use Chinese xD
logographic languages tend to last longer, especially now all the characters are digitized.
A “Computer” didn’t exist in ancient times, but they still used words that have always existed to create new compound words: 电脑 (“Electric” + “Brain”). Airplanes didn’t exist but they still have 飞机 (“Flying” + “Machine”)
- Comment on You can ask any question to the people of year 3000, but can only receive information in the form of a single bit. What's your question? 2 days ago:
Nah, “aaaaa”, “bbbbb”, and “zzzzz” doesn’t need to be one of the “multiple choices”
Don’t spell each letter of each word, just use words to “spell out” the sentence instead.
- Comment on You can ask any question to the people of year 3000, but can only receive information in the form of a single bit. What's your question? 2 days ago:
There’s actually a way to make a question so that you can receive 3 possible answers
0, 1, or [No Response]
Or depend on how soon they have to send the answer, more info can be replayed if the the bit was sent to 1PM and it can mean a different meaning if that same bit was sent to 5PM
So you can actually just write one LONG quesrion that list out a bunch of answers like a multiple choice question:
If answer is [Response A], send “0” to 1PM, if answer is [Response B], send “1” to 1PM, if answer is [Response C], send “0” to 2PM, if answer is [Response D], send “1” to 2PM, if no response, we’ll assume ur dead, from the options aforementioned, What [Question Here]?
- Comment on An oopsie occured 2 days ago:
That’s how you get shot in 'Murica, since your delivery driver will not understand that its the corpos that deprived them of their pay.
- Comment on An oopsie occured 2 days ago:
“sEnD fLoWeRs tO yOuR dAsHeR’s hOsPiTaL rOoM” 💀
- Comment on What is up with the trend of naming pets after food? 2 days ago:
This little shit sleeps so comfy meanwhile everyone in my toxic household is yelling and throwing insults at each other all the time.
Such a cute little shit, I wanna become a cat.
Just wanna end my life and reincarnate as a cat.
- Comment on ‘Black Mirror’ episode comes to life in alleged $66 million crypto theft attempt 2 days ago:
Dude could’ve just said “the evidence is AI generated” and ignored it…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Its not an invasion, its “spreading democracy”
It’s not subjugating other cultures, it’s a “Liberation”
There’s a reason they call it the “People’s Liberation Army” and not “The People’s Oppression Army”, its branding. It makes people feel free.
Hong Kong is being “Liberated” from the British… PRC is all about liberating you fron colonialism, but don’t ask what 2019 was about, those are 100% rIoTeRs, duh. Liberation. So liberated there’s a firewall on the internet. So liberated it’s illegal to strike, so liberated my existence as a second-born is a crime. So liberated that rural people as in a different caste and never welcomed in cities.
- Comment on What is up with the trend of naming pets after food? 3 days ago:
xD
- Comment on What is up with the trend of naming pets after food? 3 days ago:
Mine was named “Georgia”
I renamed her to “Sunshine” officially in the microchip registry
But everyone in my house just call her 貓貓 (maau maau)
- Comment on Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users 3 days ago:
That username sounds like a bot pretending to be a person that loves knock-off KFC and them being anti-ICE is just the LLM misinterpreting their programmers’s desire of this personality to include liking warm sodas
