udon
@udon@lemmy.world
- Comment on It's a fun new game 1 week ago:
Unexpected security feature
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 2 weeks ago:
yo mama’s farts
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 2 weeks ago:
Always a bit edgy when people focus on the pronunciation of Kant, instead of its meaning.
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 2 weeks ago:
Just ask yourself “What would Andrew Tate do?” and then do the opposite of that
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 2 weeks ago:
They are anti-vagcers, after all
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 2 weeks ago:
Guess I’m gay. 🤷♂️
Being so direct and manly about this and acknowledging your gayness actually makes you an alpha cis male again
- Comment on Say thanks 3 weeks ago:
Blabla
- Comment on Say thanks 3 weeks ago:
Backe (cheek) can be used both for the cheek in the face and the butt. But I guess you could say Arschbackpfeife? Arschbackpfeifengesicht? I’m not sure, need some inspiration from fellow Germans.
- Comment on Say thanks 3 weeks ago:
Pretty close, although Backpfeife has nothing to do with the back of your hand (five?), if that was your association. It also kind of fits, though. And what you associate with “shit” is German for “face” :D
Backpfeife would literally translate to “cheek whistle”, because that’s our favorite instrument to play when encountering a couch molester.
- Comment on The other shoe drops, and this time it is covered in dog shit 4 weeks ago:
“Some bullshit” yeah right you just craved for that avocado toast, didn’t you?
- Comment on Internet forums are disappearing because now everything is Reddit and Discord. And that's worrying. 5 weeks ago:
Welcome to 2015 I guess?
- Comment on Why is a two-party system considered democratic? 5 weeks ago:
A two-party system is not necessarily worse than a multy-party system. They both have their flaws. Just as one example, party programs in multi-party systems such as in Germany are not worth the paper they are written on, because after the election the parties will go into negotiations and come up with an entirely different program. With two parties, at least you know what you vote for.
This is a great lecture on the topic with much more depth to it:
- Comment on Rock on Fedi 2 months ago:
it’s just you
- Comment on Eatin’ on the roof 2 months ago:
150% tip pllllzzzz!!! 🥹
- Comment on eggs in japan 2 months ago:
To be fair though, February 10 is not exactly strawberry season. So that blame in part goes to this annoying “nature” dude, who came up with “seasons” and shit just to raise prices.
The general point is true, though. Same with apples right now… you look away one second, they jump from 200 to 400円 each 😐
At least (well, debatable) the fruit don’t shrink away at the same time like all the other goods.
- Comment on Uniquely American 2 months ago:
Both are true, of course. Working smart is of course easier if you have options other than working at McDonalds vs. Burger King, and if you can grow in them. If you don’t have too many pressing needs that are so immediate that you can’t spend time on the side studying etc.
It’s good to be born with the privilege of being able to take time off or do your work in a smarter way, but that is a privilege not everyone has
- Comment on Emojiis are hieroglyphics 2 months ago:
“The house over there”
- Comment on Tough question 2 months ago:
Yes, around a third, or to be more precise everyone born between May and August.
- Comment on I'll take a liberal. Just 86 the tofu. 2 months ago:
oh, didn’t see it. Thanks! In that case, that sandwich is acceptable
- Comment on I'll take a liberal. Just 86 the tofu. 2 months ago:
an e** for an e**
- Comment on I'll take a liberal. Just 86 the tofu. 2 months ago:
Where’s the avocado?
- Comment on Way to learn a language 3 months ago:
Here for this comment
- Comment on Actual shitpost 3 months ago:
How did he do that with his one inch weenie?
- Comment on My favorite 3 months ago:
“italian restaurant”
- Comment on Bro 😭😭 5 months ago:
Look at his hairline. He’s balding anyway so just gave it a try to see if he likes it. Made a PR campaign out of it, end of story
- Comment on What's Mastodon precious? 5 months ago:
The only little concession you get is that you are allowed to host your own data)
Nah, that’s not even a concession. You just pay for a portion of their server costs at no gain in influence.
Problem with Masto though is that the technological leadership is really bonkers, hardly anything meaningful happened over the past 2 years with lots of serious issues not getting fixed
- Comment on Journalist asking the hard questions 5 months ago:
Well, do they give the answer in the article? Kananaskis?
- Comment on Why do residential skyscrapers always seem to include balconies that never get used? 6 months ago:
Depends on where you live. In Japan, most of the time it’s either way too hot to hang out on the balcony or way too cold. In Europe it’s fine in many places for most of the year.
Some of it also has to do with rent prices which can be higher if you have a balcony.
Also, and again in Japan: There is an emergency balcony exit in some apartment buildings in case a natural disaster hits. It’s probably easier to climb your way down a bunch of balconies with holes in the ground than a blank wall