SanctimoniousApe
@SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
- Comment on Get in the pod, inhale the fumes. 2 days ago:
Fair enough.
- Comment on Get in the pod, inhale the fumes. 3 days ago:
Who will soon find themselves in some hostile nation courtesy of ICE.
- Comment on Choose Wisely 4 days ago:
Choosing wisely requires a modicum of rationality - a fact that doesn’t jibe very well with intentionally jumping off a perfectly functional airplane that’s miles up in the air.
- Comment on The Curious Case of the UNIX workstation layout 4 days ago:
Sorry, but about the only thing I found interesting about this post (since it posed a question it didn’t answer in any way) was the HP with the PSU designed right under the expansion card slots. Seems like something that would be incredibly prone to causing problems for those cards due to heat, which makes me feel I must be missing something because it’s such a blatantly obvious issue.
- Comment on Get in the pod, inhale the fumes. 4 days ago:
Until Trump decides to enforce a universal RTO edict - including removing all financial “home office” breaks from the tax code.
- Comment on Get in the pod, inhale the fumes. 4 days ago:
That you get your brainwashing from an alternate source doesn’t change the fact, and your still paying a fuel tax even if it’s of a different variety.
- Comment on Get in the pod, inhale the fumes. 4 days ago:
Not entirely - assuming you work in a building, aren’t the “return to office” mandates the same? The cubicle is just your particular pod out of a massive collection of them inside a larger metal shell.
- Comment on Is the cure to male loneliness shitposting? 6 days ago:
Shitposting? Nah. A really good shit can get you your very own Mr. Hankey for real friendship, tho!
- Comment on Steam is cracking down on porn games, to keep Payment Processors happy. 1 week ago:
You didn’t realize it yet, but you have been saavvveeeeddddd by these wonnerful deee-sigh-pulls of Jesus! Can I get an “AMEN,” brothers & sisters?!?
🙄
- Comment on M'ananas 2 weeks ago:
That’s my man, Darren.
- Comment on ICE Is Using a New Facial Recognition App to Identify People, Leaked Emails Show | ICE agents can now ID anyone by just pointing a smartphone in their face. 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, the fact you’re apparently not getting my jokes kinda makes that obvious - neither of my prior responses to you were meant to be taken seriously.
- Comment on ICE Is Using a New Facial Recognition App to Identify People, Leaked Emails Show | ICE agents can now ID anyone by just pointing a smartphone in their face. 2 weeks ago:
Ah, yes - forgot about that one. I’m old enough to remember when KYs were something else entirely.
- Comment on ICE Is Using a New Facial Recognition App to Identify People, Leaked Emails Show | ICE agents can now ID anyone by just pointing a smartphone in their face. 2 weeks ago:
With Trump’s face pasted on them.
- Comment on ICE Is Using a New Facial Recognition App to Identify People, Leaked Emails Show | ICE agents can now ID anyone by just pointing a smartphone in their face. 2 weeks ago:
It’s not, but it might be enough to reduce the ridiculously high number of erroneous
kidnappingsdetentions. Not that they give enough of a fuck to be embarrassed by their ineptitude, but even they recognize that screwing up so much only serves to give their critics (additional) legitimacy. - Comment on ICE Is Using a New Facial Recognition App to Identify People, Leaked Emails Show | ICE agents can now ID anyone by just pointing a smartphone in their face. 2 weeks ago:
Because ICE knows that Trump ain’t gonna be alive for a whole lot longer, so they’re trying to beat the clock in their quest to remove everyone who isn’t a White Christian Evangelical from the country. It’s a race against time, ergo racism.
- Comment on ICE Is Using a New Facial Recognition App to Identify People, Leaked Emails Show | ICE agents can now ID anyone by just pointing a smartphone in their face. 2 weeks ago:
I’ve no idea what that latter sentence was supposed to mean, but here’s an unpaywalled version for you.
- Comment on ICE Is Using a New Facial Recognition App to Identify People, Leaked Emails Show | ICE agents can now ID anyone by just pointing a smartphone in their face. 2 weeks ago:
Well, maybe not the Indy 500, but probably would flag the Gran Prix since that’s not 'MURICAN!
- Comment on Viewers like you 2 weeks ago:
[George Takei voice:] Oh, my!
MAGAts would be having full-on meltdowns over those names alone!
- Comment on Boner Thought 2 weeks ago:
Some poor souls stuck trying to make a living on OnlyFans might jump at the chance to increase their popularity.
- Comment on When you are so focused on the moment you block out everything else 2 weeks ago:
Now that’s a dress fitting I wanna see.
- Comment on When you are so focused on the moment you block out everything else 2 weeks ago:
Yes. Godzilla actually appeared, and the US bombed Hiroshima just to get rid of him.
- Comment on Boner Thought 2 weeks ago:
Considering guys often get rid of them by going pee, it truly is a wave…
- Comment on Conspiracy theorist always claim pyramid are build by aliens or giants, but then it could be just Sphinx covering their poop. 2 weeks ago:
What a… ahem …crappy shower thought!
- Comment on Why Does Dr. Wily Keep Getting Away? Is the Legal System in 20XX a Joke? 3 months ago:
Yet somehow doesn’t age a day.
- Comment on Why Does Dr. Wily Keep Getting Away? Is the Legal System in 20XX a Joke? 3 months ago:
Then who’s employing Mega Man?
- Comment on Orange Fever 4 months ago:
They’re not immune - they often can outrun it for a good while, but reality will always win in the end. Just ask those Trumpers who are losing their jobs, no longer able to afford eggs, died from COVID, etc.
Unfortunately, their personal reality distortion fields magnify one another’s power, thus cumulatively becoming become strong enough to still screw over those wise enough to eschew them.
- Comment on They better study this subject cause there is a test coming up. 4 months ago:
Well, I mean… who hasn’t jerked off to a badass like Ripley?
- Comment on Trump literally referred to himself as "King". Surely conservatives are against a monarchy forming? 5 months ago:
You’re never a loser if you never admit you’re wrong - no matter how high the evidence piles up just keep faking it 'till you make it, or until it doesn’t matter anymore.
- Comment on Trump literally referred to himself as "King". Surely conservatives are against a monarchy forming? 5 months ago:
“blinkers” = “blinders”’ I presume?
- Comment on Twinkle Tush 5 months ago:
I’m NOT cleaning the inevitable mess when shit gets stuck to that, and gets deposited back all over their rear end (and everywhere they go) as this “fashion accessory” bounces around.