SanctimoniousApe

@SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You won: Microsoft is walking back Windows 11’s AI overload — scaling down Copilot and rethinking Recall in a major shift⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… it wasn’t exactly difficult to predict this outcome. How many of their employees actually found it useful outside of the C-suite (where they thought it was fantastic because it bullshits just like they do)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take 20⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just so long as the end result is Bigger, Longer, & Uncut.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Bill Gates get involved in a scandal, is it now called a Billgate?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gates-slop. Sounds like a mess made in the bedroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take 20⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Golf courses. It’s the skin of those who didn’t pay attention to a golfer yelling “FORE!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take 20⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You do know I was riffing on the same kind of “logic” those overly self-assured anti-vax/homeopathic types tend to use, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Bill Gates get involved in a scandal, is it now called a Billgate?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t just take it away - ya gotta come up with a good replacement that’ll catch on even better so people will switch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Bill Gates get involved in a scandal, is it now called a Billgate?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  *Throws angry up-vote at OP.*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say the word⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The lottery is a regressive tax, so still screwing people. But I guess at least it’s by their choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take 20⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The FDA doesn’t know what it’ll do. We don’t either.

  So then you can’t really say it…

  Will NOT help you regrow your foreskin

  …now, can you? I’ll also take 20.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say the word⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Daddy! At long last, I’ve finally found you!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say the word⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends. What’s she doing to make that kind of money? A divorce might be more likely. And no - this isn’t (just) about sex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Draw!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re joking! I’m supposed to thank you for all this shit?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Draw!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, see - the gap will cover 2021-2024, as those were the years they were heeding the “woke” mindset of Biden’s administration.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's my toxic trait⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Oh, nothing. As long you don’t piss me off by screwing up like that again, anyway.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twodaloo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who can force the other to flee the room first?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twodaloo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The toddler while they have twofer toilet time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twodaloo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How to know he’s really full of shit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's my toxic trait⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Could be worse: Jack Nicholson in The Shining making threats maniacally through a partially closed & blocked door.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No low ballers, I know what I have⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  U promise not to low-ball ya - you can have every last bit of puke I’ve got to give.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of the misery in the world is the direct result of too much money in too few unscrupulous hands. This is not only the cause of the vast majority of human suffering, but also of climate change, wh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whatever you say. I’m not the one blindly hating an entire class of people without treating each on as an individual, much like any other bigot. Your blind hatred is demonstrated by the fact you act like giving away a third of her net worth - even after accounting for her gains - is just a “tax dodge.”

  I get the anger and share it to an extent, but not to the point of blind rage that makes one no better than any other bigot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of the misery in the world is the direct result of too much money in too few unscrupulous hands. This is not only the cause of the vast majority of human suffering, but also of climate change, wh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Again with the uninformed judgemental bullshit. They married before Bezos even founded Amazon. I’d suggest informing yourself before making an ass of yourself yet again, but I know I’d be wasting my time. I’ve got better things to do, so consider yourself blocked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of the misery in the world is the direct result of too much money in too few unscrupulous hands. This is not only the cause of the vast majority of human suffering, but also of climate change, wh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d know trolling. I was in a rush & couldn’t remember how to refer to a second person in s response at that moment. Deal with it. Or don’t, I don’t GAF.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of the misery in the world is the direct result of too much money in too few unscrupulous hands. This is not only the cause of the vast majority of human suffering, but also of climate change, wh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Grow TF up & get with reality, dude. She’s working within a system she didn’t create. When you effect a complete overhaul of how the country works, we’ll talk. Until then, she’s doing much more good than most - certainly more than the bullshit your unrealistic excuses to be judgemental are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of the misery in the world is the direct result of too much money in too few unscrupulous hands. This is not only the cause of the vast majority of human suffering, but also of climate change, wh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Keeping such a black & white view of things makes you no better than MAGAts, IMHO. There’s nuance to everything, and if you can’t be bothered to consider it then YOU are making yourself part of the problem.

  If you bothered to look into things & think them through, you’d see she’s using her wealth to generate even more money she can donate to good causes. If she just gave away everything she got out of the marriage right away, she’d be approaching the bottom of her barrel right about now instead of having much more to contribute to good causes as she now does.

  Step back from the anger, and get a bigger view of things, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of the misery in the world is the direct result of too much money in too few unscrupulous hands. This is not only the cause of the vast majority of human suffering, but also of climate change, wh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Keeping such a black & white view of things makes you no better than MAGAts, IMHO. There’s nuance to everything, and if you can’t be bothered to consider it then YOU are making yourself part of the problem.

  If you bothered to look into things & think them through, you’d see she’s using her wealth to generate even more money she can donate to good causes. If she just gave away everything she got out of the marriage right away, she’d be approaching the bottom of her barrel right about now instead of having much more to contribute to good causes as she now does.

  Step back from the anger, and get a bigger view of things, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of the misery in the world is the direct result of too much money in too few unscrupulous hands. This is not only the cause of the vast majority of human suffering, but also of climate change, wh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There are a tiny proportion of relatively decent ones, such as Mackenzie Scott (Bezos’ ex-wife), so I would only ask that such a hunt not be completely indiscriminate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp womp womp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is from before the election. They’re probably LONG gone by now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minnesota activist releases video of arrest after manipulated White House version⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But they’d better not edit The Don, amirite? What a fucking nightmare this all is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Booting from a vinyl record⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I had the kind of time and money required for effing around like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This post is so meta, considering the thought of eating one of these made me have to shit.