Aeao

@Aeao@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: The Invention Secrecy Act is a US federal law authorizing the government to suppress disclosure of certain inventions for reasons of national security. 6,543 inventions are currently suppressed.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you want a bioshock? Because that’s how you get a bioshock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Youre right. We should demand Walmart pay its people a living wage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My point exactly. When I’m listening to a podcast I’m also 100 percent in the moment. The problem is I’m normally 150 percent of chaos. The podcast bring me down to an enjoyable normal level

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dyslexia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A mime?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've heard New Yorkers are devastated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  New York City should put on an amazing Woodstock style show for that night instead.

  I’m sure they could get plenty of bands to come out just to prove a point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not drooling off no more than you’re spacing out in music. It’s just life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, Boston⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I once knew a guy named Irish.

  He absolutely wasn’t named Irish and no one else called him Irish…

  I’m just easy going and lazy. He said his name Was Irish to me. I memorized Irish. I’m calling him Irish because he told me his name was Irish. Fuck it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, Boston⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally a team story.

  Guy named mop

  Was that his real name a nickname? Who cares. I know the dogs name tho! The brisket was good and if he called on me I guess I’d stand up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, Boston⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m saying “I don’t want to get shot… but I’m not afraid of getting shot. Texas is Texas but a stranger is a stranger. Let’s hit this fishing spot together first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, Boston⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly! It’s helpful it’s just… “you in some kind of hurry?”

  As for your fishing spot. I’ll answer in Texan

  “Sounds great but I know how people enjoy a good spot once they found it. We’ll head out sometime together. You bring the beer.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So was I. I just did it with humor because I already know it’s normal and why I’m the way I am. I’m illustrating an idea in an attempt to maybe make it “click” for op. Because once an idea click hundreds of dominos fall into place. Many ideas click as a result. At least for me. On click leads to a network of clicks. It’s actually kind of beautiful.

  It’s absolutely strange to me that you all can do that. I’m just not shocked by it anymore. I’m old. I know that I’m the different one and I know why.

  Op isn’t clicking. I approached it “my way” and we’ll see how much clicks for them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, Boston⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel the need to do a Texas one as a Texan

  Tex: you must be lost

  Person: yes I was traveling…. Looking for… do you know

  Long silence

  Tex: yep… see I knew you were probably lost. When I saw your car I told my buddy bubba over bubba tips his hat “hey bubba I think he’s lost. Probably looking for the highway.” Are ya… looking for the highway that is.

  Person: yes

  Tex: ya. That’s what I figured. (Long silence but right before you say something else) you’re probably gonna want to take that road there. It’ll get you to Edna.

  Person: is the highway in Edna?

  Tex: no, but… you should probably go thru Edna. Less trouble that way. Then you’ll see where the old windmill used to be. Make a left”

  Person: left… to the highway?

  Tex: no… but that’ll get you to fire station

  Person: do I need the fire station

  Bubba laughs

  Tex: bubba! No but your going to need their help with the tree from August

  Person: uhh okay… thank you… I guess I’ll head to that fire station.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. One day I’ll meet one.

  It was a joke.

  I have severe ADHD as well. Not everyone has the same symptoms. Good job on keeping your comment short and concise. I can’t do that.

  Do you have trouble memorizing facial features. Can you hold eye contact? Do you know your age without doing math?

  There are so many symptoms one can have with adhd. A lot of us get really frustrated if we have to focus on one thing. I need my podcasts. I’m listening to Robert Evan’s talk about Jamaican slavery while writing this.

  I can’t just do one thing. That’s crazy to imagine. I love listening to nature, I just do it while doing something else. I’m able to focus on both, I have to focus on both.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t listen to them. I have severe adhd. Like they have me in training videos back when I was a kid.

  I spend all day everyday with an earbud in my ear. I don’t really like music so it’s podcasts all day everyday.

  You can absolutely experience life fully like this. I walk more than anyone I know. I can point out stars in the sky and how the andromeda galaxy would look in the sky. I watch birds, I walk on the beach every night.

  And other times I just let my mind wonder wherever it goes. I think about my day, the people I care about, how I can do more and better.

  I do it all with an earbud in my ear. Only one, but always one.

  Don’t let people tell you how to live.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow I finally meet someone without adhd.

  What’s it like? I bet it’s awesome. So do you just wake up and get stuff done? It’s like being a wizard I bet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become unrecognizable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Timing is everything. In bed and out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become unrecognizable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Really depends on the girl. I knew a girl once who wanted the grip of my gun in her. Well she wanted the other end but I believe in always treating a gun like it’s loaded. So we settled on the grip.

  Whatever you are into their is someone out there into it too.

  That girl is a teacher now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become unrecognizable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s your road to growth. If you can do it all except the sugar you are still doing better than you were before.

  You can always tackle the sugar problem down the road when you’re ready to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is the best fruit to leave in a fridge?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Variety is good in general but I can tell you about potassium. If you have too much you die, if you have to little you die.

  I’m sure it’s possible to eat so many bananas it kills you but I don’t think it really anything most people need to think about.

  But variety in diet is super important

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When Xfinity has an outage, I don’t pay for those days. The government’s been shut down for 39 days so can I pay 39 days less in taxes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not a tax expert but I was mostly thinking of payroll taxes. What kind of taxes are you paying while unemployed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When Xfinity has an outage, I don’t pay for those days. The government’s been shut down for 39 days so can I pay 39 days less in taxes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  See the thing about percentages is the amount changes but the relevance to you doesn’t.

  10k for a month is the amount you would expect back after the cost of police, schools, military, and every other functioning service has been taken out of the amount?

  Then you’re making enough money to not be concerned about that 10,000. You’d be losing more money taking time out of your busy day to fill out the hypothetical refund paperwork.

  Wouldn’t you rather been on your yacht than fighting with the government over principle?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When Xfinity has an outage, I don’t pay for those days. The government’s been shut down for 39 days so can I pay 39 days less in taxes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A while back someone on Facebook was complaining about some funeral or something being paid for by taxes and my response was “I’ll send you your nickel if you shut up”

  My point is the same here. Even if you got a 39 day refund i wouldn’t be that much. How much federal taxes are you really paying per day?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Edible Wood⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “7 cannibals to be renamed to 6 cannibals after recent tragedy. When asked for comment the cannibals declined only stating that a per his wishes it will be a closed casket”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who live in southern hemisphere countries: do your mall Santas dress for freezing cold weather?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Skim reading did me dirty this time lol. I’ll take the L

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨10 Richest Americans Have Gained $700 Billion in Wealth Since Trump Reelection⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem with being greedy is people will eventually fight back. No matter how powerful you are. When people have nothing left to lose they’ll come for you, and they have greater numbers.

  Even if you could kill all those coming for you… you won’t have any slaves left and you lose that way. You can’t win this game long term.

  How are rich people so stupid?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who live in southern hemisphere countries: do your mall Santas dress for freezing cold weather?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Florida and Texas. Yes he still wears his winter wear.

  I’d also like to point out characters at Disney. If you think Santa is hot think about Chewbacca lol. I’m assuming Santa’s would work the same if they were outdoors. Lots of breaks to cool down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨During the lead up to the Holocaust did the N... regime just kidnap people who they even thought were Jews? Kind of like ICE is doing to citizens today?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But those were before dna tests so it was pretty flawed. So I’d say the answer is “kinda ya”. If they didn’t believe you then you were Jewish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do i get my nails to stop stinking faster⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had my stupidity in insanity. No one’s noticed so far.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do i get my nails to stop stinking faster⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t see anything wrong with your picture. But I am a hammer so take that with a grain of nails.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do i get my nails to stop stinking faster⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Well this is the internet so let me assume stupidity and go from there”

  That’s what makes absurdist and deadpan humor so fun on the internet. You’ll say something off the wall and people will be like “well they might be that stupid… I better check”