Aeao

@Aeao@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fare thee well⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just how digestion works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it wiser to store one savings in Gold as superior to the average bank/savings accounts nominal interest?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes I’m down. Is it cool if I wear my mask and not tell you my name? You can’t trust me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I sold everything on the thrifty nickel!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve said the same thing since the beginning

  “I don’t think it’s viable as a new currency but I see many useful applications for it. Like keys or other yet to be determined inventions “

  The power consumption eventually outweighs the benefits as a currency but a small scale one that’s just “credentials to access this locked room” is feasible.

  But by the time we get there who knows what ai and quantum computing will have to crack it.

  I do see possible applications for the block chain. Currency isn’t one of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I for one hadn’t seen that until now. It was funny. New joke is best joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m cracking up thinking about you just grabbing a handful of honey and dropping it into your tea, then whipping the excess on your pants and saying “there’s got to be a better way!!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all! You wouldn't fucking believe it! They somehow mixed corn with nuts! I shoved so many nuts in my mouth today, one handful at a time.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Interbred when my family dollar became a dollar tree. I wasn’t a GM yet and they had me scheduled to work with one other person. It was madness. The line was 2 hours long and I was just letting people steal. The district manager was pissed but I was like “this is very close to being a riot and I can’t control this crowd”

  They changed how they structured the closings after that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all! You wouldn't fucking believe it! They somehow mixed corn with nuts! I shoved so many nuts in my mouth today, one handful at a time.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You got that from dollar tree. Candy isle. Bottom right from facing the store front. The peg wall at your right near the bottom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assume it's corn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s black box. The body of the horse is just a distraction

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRIGUN STARGAZE sets official January premiere⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll tell you what tho. If you ever plan to make a visit to Old Town in Kissimmee just off of Disney property let me know. I’ll call up and ask if they have any left. I’m still owed a lot of favors. The amount of times I fixed that laser machine instead of the owner having to send it out, plus I still run the google listing for the business. If they have any I could get you one.

  They won’t mail it tho. That was always a big hassle there people wanting stuff mailed all over the place. We had a flat out “no” policy because of it lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRIGUN STARGAZE sets official January premiere⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You had your chance. I moved down to Texas a few months ago. You can probably still buy them for cheap tho if they have any left. They were sitting for a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRIGUN STARGAZE sets official January premiere⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only saw the original I remember it being pretty cool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRIGUN STARGAZE sets official January premiere⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I worked in a leather shop in Kissimmee Florida. If you’ve been to a leather shop in Kissimmee Florida you probably saw me there. Long haired guy in cowboy boots.

  Anyway the company we ordered belt buckles from would occasionally send us “free gifts” of buckles that weren’t selling.

  For 15 years we had trigun belt buckles. It wasn’t our target demographic.

  Anytime anyone asked about one I was just like “here just take it… at least someone will appreciate it.”

  It took 15 years to give them away for free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry. I had to let my editor go. Rough economy and all…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alcoholic here. Don’t send him to us. We just want to cry in our drinks. Not be bothered with his nonsense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Time to be a sexist bastard”

  I don’t think that gets talked about enough. I’ve never been racist or homophobic because… I have shit to do.

  I don’t have the energy when my car breaks down to say “do I really trust a WOMAN mechanic?” I just want my car fixed so I can make it to work.

  I envy people who have time to be such assholes. I can’t even find time to watch tv!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a member of a femcel community. They mostly talk about not showering. That’s fine, they are clearly very accepting of people because I’m a cis straight male with kids and no one seems to mind when I comment on something.

  I’d much rather be around someone smelly than someone….*waves hand generally in OPs direction * … gross.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You eat it or we send you back up to deal with the Nords. You’re call.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Somebody hasn’t been eating their blind stew.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Religion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No can do. I’m from the south. Conversation isn’t supposed to be efficient. I could be held legally responsible if a conversation last shorter than ten minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Religion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have pretty severe adhd. Going thru treatment options now because cocaine isnt the standard treatment lol

  I drink a lot of soda and before cocaine I was up to 4 amp energy drinks a day plus the sodas.

  I was totally one of those “don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee “ but with energy drinks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Religion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever I tell people I don’t drink tea or coffee because of my religion the conversation goes like this

  “Your Mormon?!”

  “Not really, not so much anymore”

  “So why don’t you drink it now?!”

  “Because it’s gross. It’s an acquired taste I never acquired “

  “How do you wake up then?”

  “Cocaine”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scheduling is hard⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was the exact opposite kind of boss and got great results.

  “I don’t care why I care how often”

  At least I would get advanced notice when people weren’t afraid to call me.

  Also when I called around to fill shifts I wouldn’t guilt trip people “can you cover for bill? No? Okay thanks for answering “

  The other bosses would call me to call their employees because they would answer me. One of my favorites was calling another boss and saying “Claire’s going to come in”. “What? She told me she couldn’t make it!!!”

  “If I were you I wouldn’t mention that when she comes in. Just be happy the shift is filled”

  Respect goes both ways at work. I got more work out of my team than anybody because I had their back as much as they had mine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there an actual picture of Mohamed or painting that we can view? Without pissing off all of Islam?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rodney dangerfield?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do people with epilepsy triggered by flashing lights, drive past trees that are backlit by the sun?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to mention you are often hated for being a pedestrian. The idea that you don’t use a car makes people angry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might not be efficient, but at least it... Uhhh, wait, what good does it provide again?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They have cherry scented cocaine now? It’s about time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Burger King now selling "Mystery" menus⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Will the defendant please rise and open the pack… damn death penalty. Rough luck buddy”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Burger King now selling "Mystery" menus⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s that soup place I used to go to…. I swear every time you ordered you got whatever they felt like giving you.

  I think it was called crispers? Good soup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: The Invention Secrecy Act is a US federal law authorizing the government to suppress disclosure of certain inventions for reasons of national security. 6,543 inventions are currently suppressed.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you want a bioshock? Because that’s how you get a bioshock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Youre right. We should demand Walmart pay its people a living wage.