Lemmyoutofhere
@Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
- Comment on They see me not rolling 5 days ago:
She shouldn’t be driving high anyways.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
Well, that 10% will be a bigger problem when the pitchforks finally come out.
- Comment on Tender chicken 5 days ago:
I make an apple pie that will warmly, and softly caress your ball sack.
- Comment on And the cold in particular. 5 days ago:
Because everyone else is also getting hotter.
- Comment on Rule (repost) 6 days ago:
Can’t fly very well if their wings are boneless.
- Comment on RIP to a real one 6 days ago:
A real felon?
- Comment on We need more Oraetta Mayflowers in the world 6 days ago:
No, we need less belief in imaginary sky people.
- Comment on Guys there's a message in my Apple Jacks! 6 days ago:
Your balls have gangrene.
- Comment on Butter 6 days ago:
That’s an appropriate amount for one pancake.
- Comment on Fed's fight with DOJ could hurt prospects for more interest rate cuts 6 days ago:
Which leads to currency collapse.
- Comment on Fed's fight with DOJ could hurt prospects for more interest rate cuts 6 days ago:
“Lower rates could translate into lower borrowing costs for consumers and businesses, helping support economic growth and the labor market.”
It will also increase inflation.
- Comment on Stove seamine 1 week ago:
You burn your hands.
- Comment on I can still get down with the best of 'em! 1 week ago:
Shhh, it’s past bed time.
- Comment on Mom is vicious 1 week ago:
[mic drop]
- Comment on If it fits... 1 week ago:
And in most areas of NA, it’s illegal to park like that.
- Comment on genius 1 week ago:
It’s shitposting, we shitpost here.
- Comment on genius 1 week ago:
- Comment on shoutout to finland 1 week ago:
Yes, I love my candy to taste like a household cleaning product. 😉
- Comment on Mafs 1 week ago:
Hooray hooray the first of May, outdoor screwing starts that day.
- Comment on shoutout to finland 1 week ago:
Love the taste of ammonia in the morning. /s
- Comment on idk how to title this one man 1 week ago:
This should be in c/aneurismposting.
- Comment on If I go crazy will you still call me Superman? 2 weeks ago:
One big rock from space can wipe out the entire planet.
- Comment on Mom with the real questions 2 weeks ago:
Agreed. Can still be cut down or modified, and then painted to update it.
- Comment on Mom with the real questions 2 weeks ago:
You can get good furniture, it’s just really expensive.
- Comment on I expect to hear nothing from the right when the US goes all out celebrating Trumps inevitable departure from the realm of the living. 2 weeks ago:
Be a hell of a lot more than a few random weirdos. It would be a world wide celebration.
- Comment on I need. 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Evidence 2 weeks ago:
!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Still trying to figure it out... 2 weeks ago:
Carries the plague.
- Comment on xkcd #3188: Anyone Else Here 2 weeks ago:
The US is stuck in 1940.
- Comment on Do it. 2 weeks ago:
“Welcome to cat facts”