Lemmyoutofhere

@Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pronouns history⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ribbed for his pleasure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 1980s summed up in a single photo.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can smell this picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wrecked 'em 💀⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fish n’chips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great to see some actual progress over there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t weigh anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great to see some actual progress over there⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One of these is not like the others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Moose scrotum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your last words being "Whoops", probably greatly increases the odds that someone writes about your death⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How about “hold my beer…)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reaction⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Get me a bucket….”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reaction⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would not have ordered something so dumb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How soon till it says roadkill?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fight me⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Refrigeration just moves heat, it does not create it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Landlords are parasites⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And saving the owners hundreds a month in vacant house insurance costs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨exodus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Wednesday somewhere! (I’m bad at calendars)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time is of the essence! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hide your organs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pants too!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Farts for breakfast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨funny little guys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “You’re an expired coupon”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red balloon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sexist, not sexual.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wish we had good tap water 😔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can also add a remineralization cartridge that adds back some.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tried makin nookie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TWSS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe you should put on pants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hows keto working out for you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So they eat crayons?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quick! the thinking meat is distracted!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Question is, where are they in?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Follow youre dreams⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *your

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Thanksgiving everyone!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So tired, can’t move. The pumpkin pie did me in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been filled⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They knew what they were doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been filled⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Were you put under? Was the dentist only half dressed afterwards?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨steank⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get in ma belly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will be taking no followup questions. Thank you for your time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would have been killed within hours for being a heretic.