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• N0t_5ure@lemmy.world ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  What should you do? Become president of France. Problem solved.

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  • TheYojimbo@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I mean, first you have to know eachother since you were 14, your parents change you schools because her comportment is being problematic but she finds you anyway… Then you can lie about being neither left nor right while pandering to the alt right, and only then you get to be president.

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Lay down a curfew, and enforce it by promising not to release a sex tape

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• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Leave for milk and cigarettes?

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Make him buy You beer.

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• man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Belt to ass, duh

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  setup a play-date

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Do what any responsible father would do, steal his phone charger, that’ll teach 'em…

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• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Here’s my suggestion: find someone you won’t have to change the diapers of by the time you start needing reading glasses yourself.

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Challenge home to a game of rock scissors paper winner gets the mom

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Steal his Airpods.

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• pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Kick his ass in Fortnite, obviously.

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I think I have seen this porn.

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