I could never date a woman that old. She’s not even fertile and already lost that youthful spark
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Submitted 4 months ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to [deleted]
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lol@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 4 months ago
He made this account six days ago just to troll people. Nice work.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
You’re more of a pick them up from daycare type, huh?
Darkness343@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It should’ve been a daughter Instead of a son
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 months ago
She’s probably barren so just cum in there all you want.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Fuck her son to establish dominance.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Grow up?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
He’s trying to take responsibility!
bremen15@feddit.org 4 months ago
der Witz ist doch auch der 21-Jährige, der sich für viel reifer als der 18-Jährige hält. lacht in 55jährig
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 4 months ago
Ich kann mich wage erinnern, das früher jedes Lebensjahr als entscheidender unterschied für jüngere betrachtet wurde.
bremen15@feddit.org 4 months ago
Ja, das waren ja auch große Veränderungen. Aber im Vergleich zur längeren Lebenszeit ist halt noch richtig viel mehr drin.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Play some catch.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 months ago
Beat him at xbox.
87Six@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
“If I win I fuck your mom rough tonight”
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
If you win I won’t slap your mother in the face with my cock after fucking her
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
You have to act like the father figure, and best to do it in a way he can’t turn down.
So pay his fucking college bills, dumbass!
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
fuck them both?
treesquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This has to be a joke. Nobody could possibly be this audacious, right? RIGHT?
echodot@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Some people just live the most insane lives.
My mother used to be a teacher and at one point in her class back in the 80s she had four kids who all had the same father, but different mothers, the largest age difference between the youngest and the oldest was 5 months. He wasn’t even attractive he looked like a drug addict, I don’t know what the women saw in him.
He wasn’t in the picture for any of them and had to pay alimony for four different kids, to four different mothers. He couldn’t afford this because he was barely employed himself, and so he faked his own death. He managed to get fake passports and everything.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I don’t know what the women saw in him.
I can fix him mixed with the fact that he probably broke the bed when dicking them down.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’ve seen this on Pornhub
jcs@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Does the 21 year old need a father figure at that age? Is their biological or step-father not around? I don’t see the need for the 21 year old to accept an 18 year old as a father figure since they’re already an adult. Express personal boundaries but let them live their own life.
kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Show him your Pokémon card collection.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This is the only reasonable answer.
pseudo@jlai.lu 4 months ago
And that, young people, is why you should not post your photo on the internet.
Be glad that’s not even something sexual.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
You need to establish dominance seduce him but make sure he only bottoms.
Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world 4 months ago
he only bottoms.
What does this mean?
robocall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Even though you figured it out, would you like some gifs and videos to make sure you figured it out correctly?
derry@midwest.social 4 months ago
Oh sweet summer child, stay innocent
switcheroo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ehhhh, that would mean a fellow who only catches. Um, sexually. You are so precious, OP. ☺️
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Take him fishing
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ask him to buy you a bottle to help you cope, like a good father.
troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Fuck his mom, louder
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Kids at 25 is the least fun way to be 25.
Kaput@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Grandparent at 50 is better than grandparents at 70
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
For most of human history, it’s been routine.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Most of human history also didn’t live to 80 and have to manage payments on a certified preowned Kia and a 3 / 2.5 in a good school district.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Haven’t had a problem with it. Life’s expensive, I couldn’t afford anything, but I still can’t and I don’t think I would’ve otherwise.
I dropped out of collge at 23 and didn’t know what to do with my life. So took a job in a factory and we had a kid.
Now I’m 35 and I’m older, wiser, better. And I’m now finishing my bachelor and starting my career as a software developer. All while many other software developers my age are dropping out because of burn out or bore out.
I’d argue it’s much more fun to figure out parenthood while you’re young and relatively free with plenty of time and energy for your kid. than to figure out parenthood when you’re older, more tired and have to work a demanding career.
baines@lemmy.cafe 4 months ago
you missed the best time to figure out parenthood
but good on you for self improvement while working and raising a kid
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Everyone is different, but a lot of studies show that late 20s / early 30s is a sweet spot for stability and not encountering big risks with conceiving.
That said, having kids in your early 20’s, and early 30’s both sounds miserable to me.
krashmo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Bright side is that they’re out of the house by 45. Still though, I’d rather be relatively free of responsibilities at 25 than 45.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 months ago
There is a pretty good chance they ain’t leaving the nest after high school. Wage stagnation, increased housing prices, limited junior job roles. People stay at home forever these days.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
If this is true, holy shit. I once dated a woman 16 years older than I was, I was 26. She had 4 kids ranging from 8, 17, 19, 20. I never attempted to parent the older 3 kids, and they never asked me my age; it was an unspoken agreement. I did parent the 8 year old. The older kids asked for my help a handful of times over the 7 years I was a part of their family, and I happily helped them and stepped up when I could. They were shocked I helped. I was like look, I’m not your parent, I’m not gonna tell you how to live your life, but you are still family and I got your back.
In retrospect, it was a pretty unhealthy relationship, but I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
You should have fucked the 20 and 19 year olds to establish dominance.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 months ago
My wife is 14 years older than I am. Honestly things are great for the most part.
We have one thing you, nor the post have though: no kids. Kids would ruin this relationship honestly, but a big part of our lives is being selfish for teach, if that makes sense. But its great, wouldn’t trade my woman for anything.
derry@midwest.social 4 months ago
Most of us were dumb in our twenties
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.
You’re not really in your 20s if you aren’t doing a certain amount of stupid bullshit
icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Want to get older? Pass a competence test. Want to stay old? Pass a competence test.
Fail? Straight to the recycler
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Not dumb at all, it was a core life experience, not much different than many people go through. It’s fairly common with the gender roles reversed.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah when I was being the young hot piece of ass for a woman with a kid my age I knew where I stood: proof mom is a cougar
ramble81@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I read “She was 26” and kept trying to figure out that math because I didn’t like the answer I was coming up with. Turns out it’s just my reading comprehension that wasn’t working out.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
But can you read why kids like the sweet taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Can you elaborate om how you were “dumb in many ways” in your 20s?
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Lots of PTSD from being sold for sex by my parents.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Not OC but it’s always retrospective. I am 38 and look back at my 20s and reflect on mistakes. Caring too much about how I was perceived, not caring enough about how I perceived myself. Not being honest with myself. Fortunately years and increased responsibility put into perspective the important versus the unimportant. I focus in things that make me happy, make my family happy. I focus less on doing things just because other people are doing them. I did a lot of stuff I didn’t want to do in my 20s because of where I was at in life.
And hey, not everyone’s dumb in their 20s. And if you’re in your 20s, there’s no point in reflecting on it. You are where you are, you do what you do, your life will end up wherever it ends up.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Wasted time playing WoW with catfish.
Maybe projecting there…
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 4 months ago
Plate catch with him
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Threaten to change the WiFi password until he accepts your dominance.
lime@feddit.nu 4 months ago
introduce him to your mum
socsa@piefed.social 4 months ago
Now, many many years ago
When I was twenty three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be…rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red, my father fell in love with her and soon they, too, were wed…
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
SleepyPie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Because every Mother’s Day has a mother’s night!
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
We should fuck each others mothers
Pumafred9@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s time for a switcharoo
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Because I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover, we should fuck each other’s mothers
Fuck each other’s moooooms! 🎶
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Cut him out of the will.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Leave for milk and cigarettes?
hOrni@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Make him buy You beer.
pennomi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Kick his ass in Fortnite, obviously.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I think I have seen this porn.
rabber@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
A very good friend (30 years old) is dating a woman who is approaching 60 and I just can’t for the life of me understand why
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 4 months ago
At 30 he’s old enough to make his own decisions…
In other words, who cares?
rabber@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Maybe if you had all the lore you’d agree with me that he has Stockholm syndrome