TigerAce
@TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on fart 1 week ago:
Yes, even from those places. Fast food in the Netherlands isn’t cheap. It needs to follow the very high food standards too. Look at these prices: thuisbezorgd.nl/…/mcdonalds-amersfoort-centrum-1
- Comment on fart 1 week ago:
If I would get any of what you described in my country, it would look completely different, except maybe for the fries.
- Comment on Don't try to stop me 1 week ago:
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- Comment on hmm breakfast 1 week ago:
Yeah, there are no heath benefits when it comes to smoking. It’s just a way to get some feel good chemicals in our brain which we only need because of the addiction and how fucked the world is right now.
- Comment on hmm breakfast 1 week ago:
I wasn’t joking about the health benefits of coffee. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVE5iPMKLg
- Comment on hmm breakfast 1 week ago:
Yes, that’s why you should never skip your cigarette with breakfast :)
(I quit smoking luckily, I’m just joking around)
- Comment on fart 1 week ago:
What is that undefinable mass? It doesn’t even look like food. People eat that shit? I’ve seen cat food looking better than this which probably is healthier too.
- Comment on Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like 1 week ago:
Nope. Don’t want a fridge to track what I eat. Don’t want anything to track my data unwanted, just give me a fridge which cools and has a working door. No fancy features, just basic functionality and silent. No smart dishwasher, oven, microwave, washing machine, tooth brush, bed, watch, home hub, locks, lights, etc. I want a smart phone and a smart girlfriend.
- Comment on hmm breakfast 1 week ago:
I do ketamine every weekend but during the week coffee is what motivates me to come out of bed.
- Comment on hmm breakfast 1 week ago:
It’s actually a really healthy breakfast because coffee has a lot of physical health benefits and both coffee and a cigarette help against a mental breakdown when you wake up and realize how fucked the world is.
- Comment on hmm breakfast 1 week ago:
It’s 50% fat, 50% sugar and disgusting so I get the confusion. But it’s indeed Italian.
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 1 week ago:
Where do you meet them? Tinder is not the best place to meet the right women. I’ve had more luck with other apps like ok cupid. Also when I go to parties I meet nice women but only at the right parties with the right crowd. Standard clubs are not the right place imo. I prefer to go to subculture events / and underground parties.
- Comment on Are you even old enough to remember number 1? 1 week ago:
Number 9, or something similar. It was a Bosch without keylock, so it called random people when it was in by school backpack (too big for pocket) as it had soft silicone buttons sticking out. You know, when calling was super expensive. My parents weren’t happy. Soon after I got a Nokia 3210 which had keylock and fitted in my pocket. And had snake.
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 1 week ago:
Ok sorry dude, no need to be so pedantic about it.
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 1 week ago:
the vast majority of people have no idea how an automatic/CVT of any kind works or what the internal parts are.
So I explained automatic transmission has an automated clutch, but sorry for explaining that.
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 1 week ago:
Automatics have clutches too, they are operated, as expected, automatic. A car without a clutch has just one gear.
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 1 week ago:
I don’t know if electric vehicles have one but other than them all cars have clutches, whether manual or automatic.
- Comment on card game shop 1 week ago:
That’s sad
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 1 week ago:
You’re not dating the right women man. The ones I date don’t care about that stuff. They care about having shared interests, talking about emotional stuff, building a connection. My previous 3 partners I broke the relationship because they didn’t respect my boundaries, they all want me back. They loved the sex, my previous partner, one who had many before me, told me I could give her the best orgasm ever, by far. The ones before also said I performed beter then they ever had. All because I learned techniques, even though I’m above the Dutch national average size wise. Size does help a lot, but it’s about what you do with it. While my best technique is oral. I try to learn her body, her triggers, and play with that. Edging is really great, plus knowing to find the g spot, and of course the clitoris. But the whole body is covered with sensitive spots, knowing which one to stimulate when is key. Watch some tutorials from Nina Hartley, I learned a lot from it. Also there was a program on state television when I was younger called “neuken doe je zo” (this is how you fuck). I can’t remember the other tutorials but there are more. Just don’t use porn as a reference.
All my previous partners don’t care about cars, expensive presents, etc. They care about my brain and how I treat them: with care and respect. I can be vulnerable and don’t mind taking about hard things so they all still come to me when they are feeling down because even though we broke up I’m still there for them during hard times. And they are there for me too.
If anyone only cares about money and fame, they are just using you and not the right partner.
- Comment on card game shop 1 week ago:
May be so, but fun is worth some money too. And some cards hold value. One card I bought for 5 euros is now worth 1200.
I haven’t played magic for several years but recently I started playing with friends again.
I also played Warhammer 40k for a bit. Talking about overpriced shit. I want to sell it all. Once they changed the rules so I had to invest 500 euros to get the right books and extra models to get my armies playable again. 55euros for 3 unmoddable models. Plus super expensive paint. Fuck that. And there are many players who don’t know what sportmenship means.
Magic with friends stays a lot of fun so I’m sticking with that. The interest goes on and off over the years while the value of cards only increases so I’m happy.
- Comment on card game shop 1 week ago:
The one in my city is really small and fun. Whenever you go in to buy a few cards there’s always a more autistic than me kid asking me if I know this card, if not, they’ll explain, and it goes on for 45min and you can’t get away. Or the owner is there and starts to complain about the economy, his autie customers not working, about politics, about how it used to be better back then, his experience in prison (ehm ok) etc. Again, can’t leave for at least 45min. Few years ago I came there with my partner, she needed a few lands. A hoard of people came onto us. “Ooh, a girl playing magic!” We stayed there for 2 hours as we couldn’t end the conversations even though we tried many times lol.
I love it so much, places like these are super rare and awesome which should never stop to exist. Support your local game stores! Whether it’s trading cards, miniature war gaming or regular boardgames.
- Comment on card game shop 1 week ago:
Magic the gathering store? Then why is there a Pokémon visible on the door?
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 1 week ago:
There’s nothing wrong with having a small penis. There are great ways to compensate, by learning other skills in the bedroom to pleasure your partners. Buying a massive truck isn’t the right way to pleasure a partner, it’s only to show how sad and insecure you are like your other testosterone junky micropenis Chad friends with their mega trucks.
So when you say you have a small car, I’d say you’re doing just fine.
- Comment on The humanity 1 week ago:
It doesn’t look like cheese, more like plastic.
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 1 week ago:
How does one like that get a kid? Like, what woman is into a guy like that, and how does it biologically work with insemination when you have a tiny micro penis like that? I bet the kid is from the milkman or something.
- Comment on No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati 1 week ago:
Tell them to stop watching Idiocracy. It’s not a manual.
- Comment on No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati 1 week ago:
It’s supposed to be secret, you failed! Shouldn’t have posted this.
Greetings, the head of illuminati.
- Comment on No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati 1 week ago:
You should join them to do a better job
- Comment on Her slumber is now complete. 1 week ago:
Hahaha guess what I got this morning from a friend:
- Comment on ICE Will Use AI to Surveil Social Media 1 week ago:
In case you haven’t noticed, ICE does exactly what the Gestapo did in nazi Germany. Mass surveillance, razzia’s, operating in civilian clothes, crimes against humanity, sending people to concentration camps. The people are deported to foreign concentration camps, the only difference is the people ending up in death camps, so far, as far as we know of. But how much do we know about those foreign concentration camps?
