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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No more a dream⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Did I stutter?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No more a dream⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The box is full of rocks, and not the cool kind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Permit please⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry, this permit is written for Ron, not you ilovededyoupiggy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK so which is it?⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  HUMANS! DO NOT SWIM HERE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ed Sheer-enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  TBF, some of the edits are a step above of low-effort. And there’s a bit of creativity involved in coming up with the puns.

  But, yeah they’re all annoying after the 3rd one, but it’ll blow over a week or so. All that will remain are obscure references about Sheeran sharing beans in jeans on a plane.

  Welcome to Lemmy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tragic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That tracks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never Forget. Please dear god don't forget⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft wants Windows Update to handle all apps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’ll be that on the back end?

  Who am I kidding, it’ll be a brand new system with its own rules and problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially if you post the resume on online to LinkedIn or something. Its no different from posting a friends number for all to see, not cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dammit dad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then why did you say the right story?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨demon named racecar⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My bad, I missread your comment.

  I though he was raised in an English school, and had to deal with the translation growing up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨demon named racecar⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Poor kid, hope he got it changed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a few years, new smartphones will be as big and heavy as the first cell phones.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some women want the slimmer pants, yet all the options with pockets are baggy. Yes you need some space for a pocket, but that doesn’t mean the entire entire pant needs to be baggy.

  Men’s slim jeans are available with pockets able to accommodate a larger phone with out issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FBI opens inquiry into 764, online group that sexually exploits and encourages minors to self-harm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah gross, don’t ruin the volcano with their filth. You’ll piss off some old god.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What!!! other cultures are ahead of Americans on personal hygiene, I’m super shocked!!! /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Master…I beg of you, bestow upon us your great wisdom, how can one achieve such greatness to tell sugar from salt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better have done his homework⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  +10 if the little sibling answers the phone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is nobody mad about TGI Fridays taking the lords name in vain?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Might have something to with the easter season, oh and something about a dead Pope? Don’t worry it’ll die down once beach season starts up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Generational differences⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can see an international trip costing money, either funded by participants or fundraiser.

  Sounds like you had a cool time traveling, in the states your lucky if they have the funds to bus some kids to the public library

  There were a lot of after school stuff that had travel, mainly sports and music. The foreign language dept sometimes was able to an abroad trip with like 7 students.

  But the history class that wants to go to a museum can pound sand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Generational differences⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d count a field trip under the “crazy they have to fundraising”

  I could see it if the fundraising is for an after school club trying to go on a trip?

  But if the class were going to the museum or something, there should be a budget for that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DRM-Free OnlyFans Downloads See Widevine Project Nuked From GitHub⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Piracy will always be a problem, someone is always looking for the free route. The paid routes used to be guarantees of availability, malware free, and a quality copy. Now its almost the opposite, a pirated file is always available, usually malware free and higher resolution than whatever the data mining services feel like feeding you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DRM-Free OnlyFans Downloads See Widevine Project Nuked From GitHub⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t people buy stuff on OF, more than just a sub? Is it easily available for download in a common file format or is access stuck on the website even though you bought it?

  I agree that straight piracy of content is bad. Piracy is primarily a service problem, TV and movie piracy was down in the mid 2010s until all the streaming services divided. Music piracy is basically gone thanks to early iTunes and even more so with today’s streaming services. OF piracy will always be a thing because people want their free porn and the parasocial relationship they don’t get on the regular free sites.

  If corporations refuse to just sell us the file and can randomly revoke access or change the content (like Amazon’s been doing with book), then the community will find ways to strip out the DRM and other protections just to preserve the content they bought.

  I don’t have a problem with github removing of projects that aim to circumvent purchasing content, but projects that simply “unlock” purchased content should be allowed to thrive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that’s classified as dwarf finger now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  YKK exec; hey we’ve pretty much won the zipper market and quality brands default to us. But our social marketing teams says we need more presence in the news cycle, so how can we tank our reputation for clicks?"

  YKK exec2; lets add AI to the zippers!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool list.

  Never seen an electrician use an “electricians hammer”, most use a framing.

  Also missing the Form Setter Hammer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy moment⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Oh no I’m dying and the 30 year old class room phone is broken and out of reach”

  Cells phone have done a ton for EMS response times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Circle of iLife⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No not like those, the difference is Apple did it first like every thing else they copied.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Reddit Bot Drove Me Insane⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, I might not be any of those things, but I’m here!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If we have Black Friday after Thanksgiving where everything goes on sale. Does that mean April 5 is Orange Saturday where everything gets more expensive.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s Black Friday. Most sales are fake, I figure theres 4 routes those sales go:

  1. They jack up the regular price a month before and just lie saying the normal price is a “sale”.
  2. Its an actual sale, but after the sale price will increase significantly.
  3. Its the sale of an inferior product, most often seen with TVs and electronic.
  4. It a real sale, often done by smaller entities pressured into taking a loss for the day hoping to either clear dead stock or get their product into more hands.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And then I'll sell my AI, so everyone can make drawings - EVERYONE can be an artist! And when everyone's an artist... no one will be⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At first it was a normal reading voice, but the time I got to the end it was definitely syndrome