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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to check your kids candy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Kids these days don’t realize how spoiled they are. Uranium resells much better than the razor blades.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feel like I'm missing out on something⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir this is a Wendy’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop complaining that your job is too hard - be thankful that you are NOT this button⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Its okay Mr. Button, you can take a break. Everyone deserves a break and shouldn’t be forced to overexert themselves because their employer failed to hire enough staff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He can't keep getting away with it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like a ball to me. Let’s call it the Ballstar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨return 2 krebs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can fix her! And I get to learn about the Krebs cycle too? 10/10 date!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft builds on Recall with Gaming Copilot — fails basic privacy tests⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And it’s worse when you remember your HR managers use windows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FTC removes Lina Khan-era posts about AI risks and open source⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  User name does not check out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An automatically processed, OCR'd, searchable archive of publicly released documents related to the Jeffrey Epstein case.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone back this all up in that huge Minecraft book server.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨some days i cant even⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got you, I’ll start it at 10pm after so you won’t have to see it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is a key difference between walkable and car dependent living:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Random question, whats your address and work schedule?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Software update bricks some Jeep 4xe hybrids over the weekend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Charge whoever pushed this “telemetric update” for reckless endangerment or something.

  They’re lucky there were no accidents related to this (as far as we know).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An the equally double standard for the victims over 15; “girl must have been asking for it, what a slut” vs “bOyS cAnT bE rApEd because they enjoy it, good for him”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These mugs are getting out of hand⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The metric gallon can be defined as 1/5th of a large tumbler or about the same amount as a standard coffee mug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S A TRAP⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The second one. It’ll be a bit rough, but overall should be a smoother ride for the occupants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should know how to coil cables⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Relevant xkcd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Street racers are not criminals⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In Need for Speed, how many other cars did you hit or do you play with traffic off? In a video game there are no consequences, so you end up hitting dozens and can keep going as you learn the game. In real life, you hit one car and someone is either dead, wishes they were, or incredibly lucky.

  How about hitting the trees, the road barriers, going through grass? All that stuff costs the community money to fix.

  Let’s say you’re the best (or luckiest) player in the world and never hit anything, how much did your little cousin hit when you first gave up the controller?

  Street racing is a crime because its dangerous to other people. You are intentionally putting other people’s life at risk for your own personal entertainment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aw, man! I wanted a belly rub...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to break out the cat ears and tail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pinup⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Original pixel art, Light Bright was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A robot programmed to act like a 7-year-old girl works to combat fear and loneliness in hospitals⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better to catch them with a robot kid than with real ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Golden Rule is flawed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks!

  I only say is a self-mockery of our culture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Golden Rule is flawed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You all looking at this through the lease of a civilized society.

  The American version is “treat others like if you piss them off, they’ll shoot you, so be nice, but not too nice or they’ll sue you for harassment.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get ready to see ads on your… Samsung refrigerator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Magnetic whiteboard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It is corporate conditioning to get the next generation used to shorter lunches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendogs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  RIP

  Yellow Cat.

  You were a fine cat, and a fine coat.

  Your coat sucks, itchy on the inside and it had fleas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I Want for Christmas Is You⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There are, most people born between January thru September this year haven’t heard the song [citation needed].

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young artist who is a big fan of Twin Peaks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do any of you work on the train?

  No?

  Then I don’t see the problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I take all 9 and never have printer troubles again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hello⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Please title your trump posts with Trump so my filters can work, thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientific possibility!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shirt comments

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memories. And we thought it could never get any better than this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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