Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 44 minutes ago:
Thank you, I hadn’t seen that before!
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 19 hours ago:
Oh, crikey, it’s the vicar!
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 19 hours ago:
Clothes are a cage!
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 21 hours ago:
Buncha weirdoes ITT. As soon as I get in the door, my house or yours, you can bet I’m stripping down to *just *my shoes and nothing else.
- Comment on Me after too long of a nap 1 day ago:
Looks pretty alert to me. Prick.
- Comment on Almost a quarter of soup on sale in UK supermarkets has too much salt, study finds 1 day ago:
“In contrast, every Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Morrisons, Waitrose, Co-op, Lidl and Covent Garden soup tested had salt levels at or below the government target.”
Phew! Pretty much the only soup I eat on a regular basis is the Covent Garden Classic Chicken. To which I add some black pepper, some grilled chicken (if I have leftovers), and some Mahi Bhut Jolokia hot sauce. But I’ve never wanted to add salt.
- Comment on This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers 1 day ago:
Pfffft, way ahead of you.
- Comment on This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers 1 day ago:
Imagine injecting stuff into your penis.
Done! What’s next?
- Comment on 3 days ago:
Man, I love Hopkins. A couple of years go by and there’s absolutely nothing, then she sticks her stupid head above the parapet and says something monumentally hateful or stupid. I’d like to remind everyone of this particular gem:
- Comment on Even their fish are fucked up 3 days ago:
You can’t get fucking picky, mate. We’ve got salt. We’ve got pepper. We’ve got curry powder but we don’t understand it. And we’ve got class A narcotics.
What’s a fella to do? I’ll tell you what! Get yourself a fish supper with salt and vinegar and a truly biblical dose of cocaine on the mushy peas! Now!
- Comment on Even their fish are fucked up 3 days ago:
Fuck all of you!
On the one hand it’s ‘Hurr durr, the English don’t use any spice’, and now it’s ‘hurr durr, the English over-spice their shrimp’.
- Comment on Reform UK treasurer Nick Candy named in dozens of Epstein files 3 days ago:
I’m only surprised a Reform guy was high enough profile to get named in the files. Except for Farage maybe.
- Comment on Monkday 5 days ago:
The nature of monkey is irrepressible!
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Of all non flesh things, olives are the fleshiest.
- Comment on One in seven food delivery businesses in England are ‘dark kitchens’, study shows 1 week ago:
My new, favourite curry house is delivery or collection only which, I guess, makes it a dark kitchen. But it’s hands down the best curry I’ve had, locally, in the 14 years I’ve been living here. Customer service is spot on, the food is amazing, never had a bad dish or a problematic order.
Not sure I see the problem. There’s space for both sit-down eateries and delivery-only places.
- Comment on Can anyone explain why? 1 week ago:
Don’t worry, I’m bringing the average back up again.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
CSI Grindr: “It’s double digested KFC. Fatal.”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Should have eaten moths and worn beans.
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- Comment on Super mario world ghost house theme. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Set them free and let them bask in the fresh air of nature 1 week ago:
Far better to kill a drop bear, flay it, and wear its skin like sunblack.
- Comment on Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻 1 week ago:
Pfft. I just wipe the poop off with more poop!
- Comment on Do people eat this? 1 week ago:
Not even my dad ate this and he liked all sorts of crazy rationing-era foods he’d grown up with in the war.
- Comment on Schlip schlop 1 week ago:
Shakespeare’s influence on pretty much all English writing, fiction, theatre, film, narrative form of any sort is so utterly massive it’s almost impossible to fathom. His use of plot has informed how plots are constructed ever since. His use of language is still a massive influence on the way we speak today, and phrases he invented are so rooted in our cultural language we forget they were his. Going on a “wild-goose” chase. Having a “heart of gold”. To “vanish into thin air”. Even: “Knock knock, Who’s there?” was his.
His works might be hard work for today’s student since the language isn’t the language of today. But pick pretty much any genre defining film from 50 years ago and it will seem a bit slow, and flat, and stilted compared to today’s films. “It’s been done better since!” His works are from 500 years ago!
- Comment on Chinese hackers targeted top UK officials 1 week ago:
p0rkm4rkets
- Comment on Check mate, Libertarians 1 week ago:
Let me tell you about my mother…
- Comment on Remember when buying shoes came off as some kind of science. The shoe sales person was always considered right 1 week ago:
A priest of footology!
- Comment on Check mate, Libertarians 1 week ago:
Have you considered the possibility that you are, in fact, a zombie?
- Comment on Major Bing Bong 2 weeks ago:
My bad, it was ding dong, not bing bong.
- Comment on [Video] The Rational National | UK Green Party Stuns With Huge Surge & Brilliant New Political Ad 2 weeks ago:
ITT: no discussion avout UK politics or the Green Party, only discussion about federation, the online safety act, and restricted files. Never change, lemmings!
