Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on Bike thefts at stations 'decriminalised' 1 week ago:
Great way to get more cars on the road, good job big brains!
- Comment on ICE tries to kidnap random food delivery driver off the street. He jukes them on a foldable bike. 1 week ago:
I think you mean radical leftist folding bikes.
- Comment on ICE tries to kidnap random food delivery driver off the street. He jukes them on a foldable bike. 1 week ago:
At least this explains why my Giordano’s delivery was late.
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 1 week ago:
Squeeze it harder. There’s more juice to come!
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts! 1 week ago:
Absolutely in-fucking-credible!
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts! 1 week ago:
It’s been said too often, and too trivially on the interwebnets, but WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 1 week ago:
I’m Poptartius and so is my wife!
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk | 19 comments
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 2 weeks ago:
A terrible idea and terrible execution!
- Comment on US presidents are getting younger over time 2 weeks ago:
If I’m reading this right, by the time Trump is running for his 16th term he won’t have been born yet.
- Comment on It's depressing, man 2 weeks ago:
… it’s about skeptical vs gullible.
Is it, though?
- Comment on ??? 2 weeks ago:
Oh, so you’re too pretty to be Shrek? Shame on you!
- Comment on recklessly stolen in cold blood 2 weeks ago:
D’oh!
Thank you.
- Comment on recklessly stolen in cold blood 2 weeks ago:
I’m totally OOTL here. WFT, someone?
- Comment on Who sat next to whom at Trump’s Windsor banquet – and what does it tell us? 2 weeks ago:
It helps me with my list of people never to invite out to the pub for a pint and a chinwag.
- Comment on How many hands long do they get? 2 weeks ago:
Most of the stuff you interact with daily is much more easily measured in feet and inches vs meters and centimeters…
… only if it’s what you’re used to.
- Comment on Very important update: it's up to 14 poptarts! 3 weeks ago:
IMPORTANT SCIENCE IS BEING DONE!
- Comment on We broke up. I miss him. And now this carrot is laughing at me 3 weeks ago:
Not if you don’t make eye contact.
- Comment on Not even half a year left 3 weeks ago:
I genuinely knew a kid at university who did this. He also had four piles for clothes (because why hang shit up, right?). There was:
- clean
- almost as good as clean (worn once or twice)
- good enough (worn up to six or seven times).
- dirty (basically once it got ‘crunchy’).
- Comment on Not even half a year left 3 weeks ago:
I have a dishwasher, why do I need a clothes washer as well?
- Comment on Not even half a year left 3 weeks ago:
Sweet baby Cheezus, the fucking noobs here, man.
Right way around.
Inside out.
Back to front.
Inside out and back to front.That’s just one pair, nimrod.
- Comment on Decided to dig a big hole 3 weeks ago:
You numpty, you’ve dropped your banana down the hole. We’ll never know how big it is now!
- Comment on Four arrested after photo of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein projected onto Windsor Castle 3 weeks ago:
Trump’s here for two days, I think. I imagine all four will be released without further charge on the third day.
- Comment on Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise 3 weeks ago:
Doesn’t sound like they need any practise.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 8 comments
- Comment on The Stop Trump coalition published this video 3 weeks ago:
My time has come! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuule Britanniaaaaaaaaaa! Britannia rules the waaaaaaaves, Britons never, never, never, will be slaaaaaaaaaves!
Unless, of course, it’s to US tech-bro billionaires, Russian oligarchs, Eton hedge-fund fuckbois, Australian media deathlords, or a range of other vastly wealthy skidmarks.
- Comment on The Stop Trump coalition published this video 3 weeks ago:
Maybe you miss their point, perhaps because they didn’t use a /s.
In the mind of the racist dingleberries there are white immigrants (including but not limited to Celts, Romans, Normans, Saxons, Vikings) who are ‘real Britons’ and then there are brown immigrants who are clearly not ‘real Britons’, on account of how they don’t look like us but do like spicy food.
- Comment on Don't spend your life in front of a live camera 3 weeks ago:
Splitters!
- Comment on We need more signs like this posted everywhere 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, but how many times have you run into that streetpost?
- Comment on grocery 3 weeks ago:
Ruh Roh!
