Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on More than 60 Labour MPs urge Starmer to back under-16s social media ban 13 hours ago:
Can we round it up to under 60s? Actually, fuck old people (anyone older than me). Let’s just ban it.
Sure, Facebork keeps me in touch with old school friends and my second cousins, etc., but if we have a month’s warning we can exchange actual addresses and then not bother keeping in touch any more that way.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Banana for… scale?
- Comment on Are people still fooled by this dumb quiz's? 3 days ago:
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 4 days ago:
Jenezuela… too soon?
Jreenland… wait for it… wait for it…
- Comment on Have you ever had a shave in a barber shop or spa? 5 days ago:
I go to see the same guy every time. Have done for years. We talk a bit, but we don’t need to. He knows what I want and cracks on.
- Comment on I can't be the only one who learned this the hard way 1 week ago:
They do have a 3x. IIRC it was banned in Denmark because it was basically considered toxic.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 1 week ago:
Almost every British insult is like this.
- I admire your courage in wearing that!
- Your personality is unique.
- I’m impressed by your unconventional approach to social intercourse.
- Your hair is magnificent, does it grow everywhere like that?
- You have such a tremendous, characterful appearance. Ever thought about a career in radio?
- You’re very special.
- Comment on UK economy showing signs of 'zombie apocalypse,' says think tank 1 week ago:
I, too, will die quickly and painfully at the teeth of zombies!
- Comment on Help is needed 1 week ago:
This, right here, is quality work.
- Comment on Cube me 1 week ago:
Pfft. When I was at school we tried to defract a classmhttps://join-lemmy.org/…/02-media.htmlate by pushing him down a hill on a skateboard, at a gap in a wall.
Spoiler
He did not defract.
- Comment on Drive safe 2 weeks ago:
Pol Pot was further back on that road.
- Comment on Every decision led him to this point 2 weeks ago:
I enjoyed the robot mimicking his ‘pain crouch’. 10/10 on rice, would watch again.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Role Playing Games are games where you play a role and for that role to matter. This generally means you can approach problems in multiple different ways and your actions have some consequence.
- Comment on My Indigenous Ancestors on Christmas Day 3 weeks ago:
In the UK it’s a mince pie and a glass of some booze (traditionally sherry) and a carrot for the reindeer.
- Comment on Jinkies... 3 weeks ago:
But it does predate generative AI. Dunno who it was done by.
- Comment on Jinkies... 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 3 weeks ago:
If you ever get to the Philippines give it a try! Ask for the “young” balut so it’s more like an egg and less like a baby duck.
No thanks!
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 3 weeks ago:
I’m knocking on the door of 60. There’s three things I don’t like and one I wouldn’t try.
I don’t like broad beans (aka fava beans), Brussels sprouts, or peas. One of the best things about being an adult is being able to say ‘No, thanks’. I try them again every few years, just to check. With peas and sprouts I still hate the taste horribly. Broad beans can taste alright but have to be properly prepared and cooked and it’s just easier to say no because when they’re not right they’re the thing I dislike the most.
The one thing I wouldn’t try would be [balut](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food). The idea just makes my skin crawl for some reason.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 4 weeks ago:
I was lucky. When my friends were first trying to persuade me to get into it I went to a LGS to get a started pack.
A guy came in with a sports bag full of ‘his green swaps’ to see what price he could get for them.
That was the point where I realised I’d dip my toe in the water but this wasn’t going to be a serious hobby for me.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 4 weeks ago:
Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbating.
- Comment on Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Boxcar 4 weeks ago:
There are certain phrases or events which require a ritual response so that my children know all is correct with the world.
If anyone says “Cleopatra”, it is vitally important that I immediately reply “Comin’ atcha!”
If we see a police car, especially if it is running with lights and siren, I must say: “Oh. crikey, it’s the rozzers!”
If we see an ambulance, it is vital that I declare “Ambulance!” forcefully in a bad Welsh accent.
These rituals, and others like them, keep the world spinning correctly on its axis.
- Comment on life hack 4 weeks ago:
Dunno. I’ve only ever converted to about 1400 of them tops.
- Comment on life hack 4 weeks ago:
“There are an estimated 10,000 distinct religions worldwide” [source en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion]
Gonna need more apps.
- Comment on Damn 4 weeks ago:
Given a bit of lube you can just suppository half of those. Attack from two directions!
- Comment on THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short 4 weeks ago:
Surely that should be ‘mix tape’? And I assume 20 is ‘Phone Box’, not ‘Phone BO’? If so, what’s the difference between a phone box and a phone booth? I scored 17 so I anticipate living for another hundred years!
Plus also, what the fuck are you doing on my lawn, ooh innit cold, the price of stamps these days, look at how young those policemen look, fucking cloud!
- Comment on I've always thought THIS was unfair 4 weeks ago:
That’s why you should always jizz on your ciggies first.
- Comment on Bean cake 4 weeks ago:
Every Bonfire Night (the night we set fire to people who can afford to live in detached houses), we feast on bean cake! Beano, we cry, Beano! Get the Posh Street Kids, we cry, get Posh Street Kids!
- Comment on Bean cake 4 weeks ago:
New here? Wait 'til you catch a load of the moths.
- Comment on I’m tired of cornposting 5 weeks ago:
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed - Submitted 5 weeks ago to [deleted] | 4 comments
