Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on Domino’s Pizza profits dive as people cut back on takeaways in UK 10 hours ago:
Never liked Domino’s. I think it’s the corn flour they dust the pizzas with.
Anyway, my local pizza place does a large ‘Hossenfeffer’ (spicy beef x2, spicy pork x2, pepperoni, spicy meatballs, spicy sausage, jalapenos, and fresh chillies) for cheaper than a Domino’s large. No contest.
- Comment on One Angry Man 11 hours ago:
Hey I don’t make the rule
FTFY
- Comment on Chad NATO 1 day ago:
As a great man once said: “What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!..”
- Comment on All will eventually be revealed 5 days ago:
Checkov’s cross.
^(Is he?)^
- Comment on Met police to more than double use of live facial recognition 6 days ago:
I don’t know about ’just’.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 6 days ago:
Sadly he’s no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 6 days ago:
“So anyway I started blasting,” said Bond as he removed an imperceptible speck of dust from the lapel of his Saville Row light grey mohair-wool suit.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 6 days ago:
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
- Comment on Met police to more than double use of live facial recognition 6 days ago:
Don’t know how it ends but at some point it features ‘tailored ad experiences’ on screens wherever you go.
- Comment on This is why brexit happened 1 week ago:
To be fair, that’s only 52% of those who voted. The others are more: “Moo, my dear chap, moo!”
- Comment on Think about what today is considered next level vs what it used to be 1 week ago:
what is the point of me seeing more detail in TV than in real life?
It’ll be bigger than my brother-in-law’s TV.
- Comment on The perfect job doesn’t exi… 1 week ago:
- Comment on Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only 1 week ago:
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
- Comment on Must be lvl 11 genius 2 weeks ago:
Obligatory: they did the maffematics!
- Comment on Must be lvl 11 genius 2 weeks ago:
Everyone knows glasses make you cleverer.
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- Comment on Labour MP claims it'd cost "Upwards of £100bn to Nationalise Water". He is an extremely smart man. Why does he lie like this? 2 weeks ago:
That would be a good day (except a bunch of pension funds would take a hit).
- Comment on Do you still remember? 2 weeks ago:
A Ford Fiesta, if I remember rightly.
Fun fact, my grandfather never took a driving test since he got his license back in the days when all you needed to do was hand over five shillings.
- Comment on Can't Fool Me! 2 weeks ago:
Often dream about hunting for a toilet… then I wake and need to go straight to the loo.
- Comment on 'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave 2 weeks ago:
Andrea, apparently.
- Comment on British Slander. :) 2 weeks ago:
Ah, yes, well, you see, he made some great speeches and also… er… played cricket.
Actually, cancel the speeches thing, Hitler made some great speeches too. So it’s just the cricket thing.
- Comment on When everything is fake and we continue to believe it 2 weeks ago:
Deported straight out of the ring! That’s gotta hurt!
- Comment on In the cave 2 weeks ago:
Then cut away the wallinside the frame and put a pane of glass in it.
- Comment on You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this. 2 weeks ago:
Truly the language of love.
- Comment on I plead the 25th 3 weeks ago:
"Anything you say can be taken down and held against you - "
"Danny DeVito!: - Comment on My mouth suffers for the noms 3 weeks ago:
Try pickled onion - even sharper.
- Comment on what 4 weeks ago:
that’s when you send the new offer of a whopping $21.37
Pffft. Next offer goes in at $19.50
- Comment on King forgot his crown 4 weeks ago:
Dude outed himself when he told Janice his birthday was the 35th of March.
- Comment on Technology is enhancing our lives every day 4 weeks ago:
Misread this as “technically started the Korean War.”
- Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 4 weeks ago:
Hrrrm. But, going Dutch and Dutch courage don’t have any specifically anti-Dutch connotation in modern usage and I’ve never heard of a Dutch treat or a Dutch uncle. At least you chaps aren’t French!
