Hossenfeffer

@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not saying soups aren’t nice. But if you offer me, eg, a French Onion Soup (one of the greatest soups there is) and you offer me… a rack of ribs, or a steak, or blackened chicken with dirty rice, soup is coming second every day of the week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside the £3.25m castle bought by Celebrity Traitors winner Alan Carr⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, what joy! Another sleb who has millions to throw around on a vanity project while the rest of us are struggling to pay the bills! Ooh, will he change the wallpaper? Such fun!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨method acting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Pffft. I’ve spent the last 30 years being a fat, lazy slob to prepare for my role in an as-yet unwritten movie about a fat, lazy slob.

  My time will come! Hopefully before coronary heart disease does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooh, is that a soup though? Soup is something that’s eaten with a soup spoon. I challenge you to eat noodles with a soup spoon. That looks damned fine, by the way.

  [I never said my opinions were rational, only correct, like an absolute truth of the universe.]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Also - if Minecraft has taught me anything - from punching animals until some chops appear in my inventory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t downvote you, but soup is a disappointing meal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Ok, Millenial..." 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “… and all those moments will be lost, like mass-deleted Reddit posts, in rain. Time to create a new account.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s torment nexuses all the way down…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rue the day, mortal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You have a good ol’ rummage around in there, see who yu find?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fr🤮nch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Way back in the early 1980’s my class at school went on an exchange trip to, er, Poitiers I think.

  One day we were visiting the school of the French kids who we would later be hosting. There was a French boy at the far end of the table I was sitting at who ate his meal but, instead of eating the orange he had, he started making little incisions into the skin, just far enough to get to the flesh of the orange.

  I wondered if this was some crazy French way of eating orange so I kept on watching as he worked his way around the orange. He must have made nearly a hundred little incisions. Then he looked around the canteen, stood up, and hurled the orange, full strength at another kid. The orange hit the other boy on his upper chest and just exploded!

  Shortly after that, food was going everywhere. A few kids ducked out of the canteer as soon as it started but the rest just started hurling whatever was left on their trays at each other. Naturally, being a keen francophile and wanting to learn more about French culture, I joined in. Good times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting question. For me it would be a dead grandfather⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My best friend. Been gone over a decade now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨men’s chests, bellies, backs, pits, legs, arms, happy trails, bulges, feet, underwear, smell make me feel some type of way⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I suppose I should say thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨men’s chests, bellies, backs, pits, legs, arms, happy trails, bulges, feet, underwear, smell make me feel some type of way⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate to ask, but what’s a ‘happy trail’?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmings, please give us your info dump.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My great grandfather’s body was recovered and is buried at the Fairview Lawn Cemetery in Halifax, Novia Scotia. His wife was never told his body had been recovered and my sister was the first member of the family to ever visit his grave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2006 called, they said we need better memes and left this⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmings, please give us your info dump.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My great grandfather died on the Titannic. He was engine-room crew.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmings, please give us your info dump.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this what you say to scammers when they call you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too young to understand what this is?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. I had one of these with a 5 CD changer but for some reason it was in the boot/trunk.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"ai is going to replace you"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can do that! I am a human!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Join the pledge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No crack, just the craic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sheer astonishment of it all⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another Biscuit Island Banger⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Taking the piss can mean going too far with some form of poor behaviour, usually at work, eg taking a two hour lunch hour might be taking the piss, or sparking up a joint during a ciggie break.

  But it can also be in a social, non-work content: “It’s fair enough to ask for petrol money, but Bob was taking the piss when he asked for a quid a mile, the cheeky cunt.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are no accidents⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m old. Sometimes you stand up and one just toots out of its own volition. Or sit down. Or stay standing up. Or sitting down. What I’m saying is grab the air freshener, the train’s a’coming!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been putting a lot of thought into this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or lift and let flop. Having them swing freely is nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A succulent meal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t often do a whole chicken but I do often grab a pack of chicken wings (£1.50 for more than I can eat in a single sitting) and sling them in the air fryer for 20 minutes. Man, I love chicken wings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nigel Farage's claim he 'can't be bought' is ridiculed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Farage is what you get when your geriatric Saint Bernard, that’s been eating rotten fish, shits on the carpet, then eats the shit, then throws it up, then rolls in it, then jumps onto your clean bedsheets and rolls around in them too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bit rude, innit?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can he prove it? Has he done a DNA test?

  Yeah, that’s what I thought. Fridge Wanker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bit rude, innit?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  compo face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dalston chicken shop becomes UK’s first ‘Strut Stop’ safe space⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was in the states, fire stations were the obvious place to wait for cabs. Always open, always safe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bushes were people 🤯⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, out of 8.3 billion people, sure, I’m in a minority, but so are Americans. Like everyone in America is 4% of the global population and I know some people were tuning into that Kid Rock thing instead.