Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
1992 called. They want their pixels back.
- Comment on Middle East conflict will damage UK’s economy ‘more than any other’ 2 weeks ago:
We are still special!
- Comment on I love when they're finally back in stock 2 weeks ago:
Meh. I just like classic dagnuts or dingleberries.
- Comment on pirate shit 2 weeks ago:
INT. FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE - DAY
JOHN RAMBO
“Cap, these gay immigrants want to stop generative AI. We gotta to stop them.”BATMAN
“Rambo’s right, these lesbian Democrat voters will stop at nothing.”INDIANA JONES
“Understood, Batman. We have to protect our billionaires’ way of life. And we’ve got might on our side. I know Hunt, McClane, and Reacher are in, and all the way from across the pond, so is Bond. But do we have Bourne and Skywalker?”CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS MODEL 101
“Both have answered the call! And we have Toretto and Blade.”HANNIBAL LECTER
“Now hold on a minute. Toretto and Blade are both… un-white.”Coming soon to a movie theatre near you. And every streaming service. And as an unskipable 3hr 30min ad on Youtube.
- Comment on crazy stuff 2 weeks ago:
We are all Womp Womp on this blessed day.
- Comment on Life never works exactly the way you want it 2 weeks ago:
It used to be true, back in the '80s. We called it hedge porn and my and my buddies found two seperate stashes over the years.
- Comment on Population per capita of US states 2 weeks ago:
Big if true.
- Comment on Why aren't we doing this 2 weeks ago:
Just like the driver!
- Comment on Spicy spicy 3 weeks ago:
“Cunt” as a descriptive term has gotten a lot of flak for the last couple decades, mostly by the bleeders that wear their hearts on their sleeves. The word itself is not so much an insulting denigration as it is a succinct label. And we all use labels for everything and everybody
I use it for you!
- Comment on The worst Italian mobster names you can think of 3 weeks ago:
Snitch “Tattle Tale” Tagliatelle
Al Capone (no relation)
Barry Shitpeas
Zabaglione Zamboni - Comment on Great Tits 3 weeks ago:
Your shitty English is infinitely better than my (I’m guessing) shitty Danish.
- Comment on Great Tits 3 weeks ago:
I just had a vision of a deer sitting at a table in a French bistro, about to take a bite out of a sparrow impaled on a fork in one hoof and a Haynes manual for a Triumph Stag in the other. Made me laugh.
- Comment on Great Tits 3 weeks ago:
Nothing shocks me after seeing the video of a deer eating a sparrow and reading a non fiction book
I liked it more when I thought the sentence stopped here.
- Comment on Meta: Shit post on shitpost 3 weeks ago:
My wife once dropped a noxious stench, in a National Trust gift shop, that was so bad that a little old lady blamed her dog.
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 3 weeks ago:
“There’s a
fishworm in the percolator!”[Click the link if you’re a Twin Peaks fan and have always wondered about the fish in the percolator!]
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- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 3 weeks ago:
Ok. Maybe one mistake was made.
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 3 weeks ago:
We must negate the machines-that-think!
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 3 weeks ago:
Ooh, that would have been even better.
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 3 weeks ago:
No mistakes were made here.
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- Comment on I don't have money to pay premium to not see ads. What in the world makes you think that I have money to buy what you are advertising me? 4 weeks ago:
What you can, or cannot afford is irrelevant. You’re a pair of eyeballs and they’re paid for eyeballs.
- Comment on Do you have a vegan option? 4 weeks ago:
“Christ, no, I’ve aleady got two!”
- Comment on Do you have a vegan option? 4 weeks ago:
And the self-righteousness is enough to make me lose my appetite.
So… it works then?
- Comment on GTA6 is gonna be crazy 🔥 4 weeks ago:
I was a simpler chap.
- Comment on GTA6 is gonna be crazy 🔥 4 weeks ago:
Sounds great outside your head too. Have some Reddit gold!
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 4 weeks ago:
I felt breaking bad would have been better as 3 seasons instead of 5. The middle just dragged on too long.
- Comment on They're calling it the Trump Laptop. Highest quality. So affordable. We're making technology great again, folks. 5 weeks ago:
Windows 3.11 for the win!
- Comment on oldest shitpost yet. 5 weeks ago:
We’ve all done a ‘butthole’ imprint at an office party…
- Comment on BYD Reveals the ‘World’s Longest-Range EV’ as American Auto Industry Struggles to Keep Pace 5 weeks ago:
644 miles? But what if I need to drive 650 miles once a decade? Electric cars are just a stoopid fad.
