Hossenfeffer

@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything happens for a reason⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Pffft, maths is just the language by which we describe some of physics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything happens for a reason⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, right? I tell my kids that whatever science they’re studying at school is just a subset of physics but they rarely understand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Historically love sugar⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d have been very happy to vote for Elizabeth as the first president of the UK Republic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Historically love sugar⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  No, no, no, no. Like this: youtu.be/agIEa5Z1KrI?t=48

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk wants to rewrite "the entire corpus of human knowledge" with Grok⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s been frustrated by the fact that he can’t make Wikipedia ‘tell the truth’ for years. This will be his attempt to replace it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a me to a bean!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The… power… It’s too much!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no way right⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m assuming that it’ll be some property of Trump’s that has recently had its insurance significantly bumped.

  Trump gets his excuse and the insurance payout and his rabid supporters get further evidence of his exceptionalism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As opposed to the American Boddle’a’Wardder?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EBay used to be a wild place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  [0 bids]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak male form⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He doesn’t need a moustache when he’s sporting that gargantuan tallywhacker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Labour’s weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You get a knife, you get a knife, everyone get’s a knife!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's time to stop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no height to beans, only depth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget that in WW2 UK civilians were taught to pay attention to other peoples’ shoes because of rumours of hairy-handed nuns in Fallschirmjäger issue boots. This kind of shit is nothing new.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing real ever happens here. So me picking bits off the scab on my left knee has a good chance of making the national press.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More likely the ‘journalist’ just grabbed a stock image (it even credits Getty Images) of paragliders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Telegraph has deleted this sob story ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  State schools.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(・∀・)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  !Subscribe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Velcro them to the walls!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“It’s Compiling!”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “better”

  Compile time was Usenet time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“It’s Compiling!”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember the Windows 95 copying files animation?

  A colleague and I were sitting waiting for a shit ton of files for the project we were working on to be copied to a backup folder when our (pretty computer-clueless) boss wandered up behind us and said: “Playing a game on company time?”

  But then we all also wrote scripts which printed meaningless computer gibberish to the screen so we could take a bit of time out and relax - if he ever showed up we’d be allL “It’s compiling” or “It’s recalibrating the main drive” or “It’s defragging the video ROM”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's yours?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm, I don’t think Barrington Mc Shagathy sounds like a hooker name, at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paneraverse⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All good, my man!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paneraverse⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought we were on time travellers’ café/diner. Everytime he kills JFK, hoping for a different historical outcome each time, he comes here afterwards for the breakfast special.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paneraverse⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i bet the guy in the back in the blue probably killed jfk

  More than once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May The Fleas Of Ten Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  May your USB plug never be the right way up first time you try to insert it.

  JK, this is true for everyone, every time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a terrible memory for numbers so:⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

  Emergency, which service do you require? Fire, Police or Ambulance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French newspaper: The British elites always talk about their special-relationship. They claim the americans are their lovely cousins. But do US elites actually respect them ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some US elites absolutely love us and have ‘afternoon tea’, including (inexplicably) cucumber sandwiches. The current crop of wankers don’t give two shits about us and wouldn’t piss on us if we were on fire.