Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this. 2 hours ago:
Truly the language of love.
- Comment on I plead the 25th 3 days ago:
"Anything you say can be taken down and held against you - "
"Danny DeVito!: - Comment on My mouth suffers for the noms 5 days ago:
Try pickled onion - even sharper.
- Comment on what 1 week ago:
that’s when you send the new offer of a whopping $21.37
Pffft. Next offer goes in at $19.50
- Comment on King forgot his crown 1 week ago:
Dude outed himself when he told Janice his birthday was the 35th of March.
- Comment on Technology is enhancing our lives every day 1 week ago:
Misread this as “technically started the Korean War.”
- Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 1 week ago:
Hrrrm. But, going Dutch and Dutch courage don’t have any specifically anti-Dutch connotation in modern usage and I’ve never heard of a Dutch treat or a Dutch uncle. At least you chaps aren’t French!
- Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 1 week ago:
Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!
- Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 1 week ago:
Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English.
Really? I don’t know many Brits who have a bad opinion of the Dutch. I certainly don’t; I’ve never met a Dutch person I didn’t like.
Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.
Billy the who now?
- Comment on Fixed speed camera toppled hours before switch-on 1 week ago:
Well no they discourage fast driving
Not really, or at least not with the fixed cameras. They encourage speeding as normal then harsh braking just before the camera then speeding again. Just watch traffic on the motorways when a temporary speed limit is imposed. People slow down for the gantries where there might be cameras mounted then floor it to the next gantry.
Average speed cameras are a better bet if you want to control speeding, but perhaps don’t make as much money.
- Comment on Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4? 2 weeks ago:
Being a Brit, for years I’ve jokingly referred to the 4th of July as ‘Rebellion Day’ to my USian friends. Not sure I’m joking any more, just hopeful. Go on. Rebel!
- Comment on Size Matters 2 weeks ago:
TIL I’d be a big man in Thailand.
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 2 weeks ago:
Jesus’ head is being used to transmit porn
I’ll take ‘sentences I never thought I’d read today’. please.
- Comment on Might be time to find another job 2 weeks ago:
I know, right? I often go shopping and buy ingredients and (sometimes) cook those ingredients, then slice them, assemble a sandwich, pack it, bring it to work, put it in the staff fridge and… then… do you know what… I just end up hoping someone will eat it so I don’t have to. Why else would I just leave it sitting around in a lunchbox with my name on?
- Comment on Remembering those times 2 weeks ago:
I remember back in the days of Commodore 64s that you could go to Boots in the UK and just switch the price sticker from a £1.99 ‘budget games’ title with one from a full price blockbuster. No electronic point of sales data, just a bored teenager who knew fuck all operating the till. Good times. Wonder if anyone ever bout the budget game with the expensive sticker.
- Comment on Everything happens for a reason 3 weeks ago:
Pffft, maths is just the language by which we describe some of physics.
- Comment on Everything happens for a reason 3 weeks ago:
I know, right? I tell my kids that whatever science they’re studying at school is just a subset of physics but they rarely understand.
- Comment on Historically love sugar 3 weeks ago:
I’d have been very happy to vote for Elizabeth as the first president of the UK Republic.
- Comment on Historically love sugar 3 weeks ago:
No, no, no, no. Like this: youtu.be/agIEa5Z1KrI?t=48
- Comment on Elon Musk wants to rewrite "the entire corpus of human knowledge" with Grok 3 weeks ago:
He’s been frustrated by the fact that he can’t make Wikipedia ‘tell the truth’ for years. This will be his attempt to replace it.
- Comment on Like a me to a bean! 3 weeks ago:
The… power… It’s too much!
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- Comment on no way right 3 weeks ago:
I’m assuming that it’ll be some property of Trump’s that has recently had its insurance significantly bumped.
Trump gets his excuse and the insurance payout and his rabid supporters get further evidence of his exceptionalism.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 3 weeks ago:
A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 3 weeks ago:
As opposed to the American Boddle’a’Wardder?
- Comment on EBay used to be a wild place 4 weeks ago:
[0 bids]
- Comment on Peak male form 5 weeks ago:
He doesn’t need a moustache when he’s sporting that gargantuan tallywhacker.
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 5 weeks ago:
Labour’s weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 5 weeks ago:
You get a knife, you get a knife, everyone get’s a knife!
- Comment on It's time to stop 1 month ago:
There is no height to beans, only depth.
