Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on Don't Look Up 3 days ago:
Don’t forget that in WW2 UK civilians were taught to pay attention to other peoples’ shoes because of rumours of hairy-handed nuns in Fallschirmjäger issue boots. This kind of shit is nothing new.
- Comment on Don't Look Up 3 days ago:
Nothing real ever happens here. So me picking bits off the scab on my left knee has a good chance of making the national press.
- Comment on Don't Look Up 3 days ago:
More likely the ‘journalist’ just grabbed a stock image (it even credits Getty Images) of paragliders.
- Comment on The Telegraph has deleted this sob story 1 week ago:
State schools.
- Comment on (・∀・) 1 week ago:
!Subscribe
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 1 week ago:
Velcro them to the walls!
- Comment on “It’s Compiling!” 1 week ago:
“better”
Compile time was Usenet time.
- Comment on “It’s Compiling!” 1 week ago:
Remember the Windows 95 copying files animation?
A colleague and I were sitting waiting for a shit ton of files for the project we were working on to be copied to a backup folder when our (pretty computer-clueless) boss wandered up behind us and said: “Playing a game on company time?”
But then we all also wrote scripts which printed meaningless computer gibberish to the screen so we could take a bit of time out and relax - if he ever showed up we’d be allL “It’s compiling” or “It’s recalibrating the main drive” or “It’s defragging the video ROM”.
- Comment on What's yours? 2 weeks ago:
Hmm, I don’t think Barrington Mc Shagathy sounds like a hooker name, at all.
- Comment on Paneraverse 2 weeks ago:
All good, my man!
- Comment on Paneraverse 2 weeks ago:
I thought we were on time travellers’ café/diner. Everytime he kills JFK, hoping for a different historical outcome each time, he comes here afterwards for the breakfast special.
- Comment on Paneraverse 2 weeks ago:
i bet the guy in the back in the blue probably killed jfk
More than once.
- Comment on May The Fleas Of Ten Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits 2 weeks ago:
May your USB plug never be the right way up first time you try to insert it.
JK, this is true for everyone, every time!
- Comment on I have a terrible memory for numbers so: 2 weeks ago:
0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
Emergency, which service do you require? Fire, Police or Ambulance?
- Comment on French newspaper: The British elites always talk about their special-relationship. They claim the americans are their lovely cousins. But do US elites actually respect them ? 1 month ago:
Some US elites absolutely love us and have ‘afternoon tea’, including (inexplicably) cucumber sandwiches. The current crop of wankers don’t give two shits about us and wouldn’t piss on us if we were on fire.
- Comment on Liz Truss to launch ‘uncensored’ social network to counter mainstream media 1 month ago:
"… a new free speech network… to actually talk about the issues people don’t want to talk about.”
Fucking hell, Liz, you absolute lettuce!
- Comment on Liz Truss to launch ‘uncensored’ social network to counter mainstream media 1 month ago:
pork-markets.co.uk
- Comment on I can't believe it 1 month ago:
We didn’t just steal the spices, we stole cooks too. Eg, our first curry house was 1810, run by a Bengali chap. So we didn’t piss about with traditonal English dishes to get our spice fix, we just went out for a ruby instead.
- Comment on Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK 1 month ago:
Thanks, post edited to include the non-web reference.
- Submitted 1 month ago to newcommunities@lemmy.world | 2 comments
- Comment on Universal theme park for Bedfordshire confirmed by Starmer 1 month ago:
“How much British steel was used in the end?”
“Approximately none, give or take a kg or two.”
“But didn’t you agree to use British steel where possible.”
“Absolutely, and we did. Where possible. As agreed.”
“But why didn’t you use more?”
“It wasn’t possible, I’d like to be clear on that point.”
“Why wasn’t it possible?”
“Chinese steel was cheaper.” - Comment on Blobfish 2 months ago:
Can we. for once, not bring Trump into everything?
- Comment on Michael Sheen buys £1m worth of people's debts 2 months ago:
He seems like a decent sort of chap.
- Comment on Chat, is this true? 2 months ago:
How are you coping with the over abundance of vowels?
- Comment on Every Country That Has Their Own Lemmy Instance 3 months ago:
feddit.uk represent! Best inna worl’! Oo are ya, oo are ya? Come an’ 'ave a go if you think yer’ardinuff!
And so forth, I’m sure you get the general gist.
- Comment on Maybe tomorrow 3 months ago:
ITT: bunch of pea eating masochists! You fools!
- Comment on Maybe tomorrow 3 months ago:
Except for the peas. Peas are the devli’s vegetables.
- Comment on After 40 years of being free Microsoft has added a paywall to Notepad 3 months ago:
Every PC I’ve ever owned has had some version of vi installed on it pretty much on day one of my owning it.
- Submitted 3 months ago to technology@lemmy.world | 31 comments
- Comment on Who will be the next James Bond? Amazon's tough 007 decision 3 months ago:
I don’t hate the guy or anything, I just find his deadpan delivery a little dull and don’t understand why he gets as much work as he does.