Hossenfeffer
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
- Comment on Is it? 1 hour ago:
Shit is just pain leaving the body.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 3 days ago:
I’d buy one. If I could wag it, I’d happily buy two!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
I’m from a different generation, I guess. I just don’t find the bolt-on titties and filler duck-pout look at all attractive.
- Comment on Anyone know why this weird CD won't fit in my CD drive? 6 days ago:
Have you tried pushing it really hard?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Daaaad, shut up!
- Comment on monthly challenge 1 week ago:
But my home cooked meals slap!
- Comment on ‘Shut it down and start again’: staff disquiet as Alan Turing Institute faces identity crisis 1 week ago:
I can’t let you do that, Dave.
- Comment on Protester arrested over ‘Plasticine Action’ T-shirt: ‘How ridiculous is this?’ 1 week ago:
I hope we start seeing Morph’s face being used as the icon of protest instead of the V for Vendetta mask. We definitely live in the more ridiculous timeline.
- Comment on Just a reminder of how many out there are completely clueless 1 week ago:
Because Trump is going to give Alaska to Putin.
- Comment on Just in case you still don't realize that men regardless of their age will always have a grammar school view of sex 1 week ago:
Every guy watching that video wants it.
Nah. The juice from the sausage would run out and drip onto the flame. You’d have flare-ups and dry sausages.
- Comment on I could use some serious advice as to whether or not to do this 1 week ago:
“Some of you will remember my jokes from last time, please don’t spoil them for the first timers.”
- Comment on Tesla applies to supply electricity to households in Great Britain 2 weeks ago:
I mostly just went with 'I don’t think we should be arranging essential servives with an actual fascist " and included the gif.
- Comment on Tesla applies to supply electricity to households in Great Britain 2 weeks ago:
Done!
- Comment on A dedicated section in my Steam library 2 weeks ago:
Shame it’s window only.
- Comment on Tesla applies to supply electricity to households in Great Britain 2 weeks ago:
I’d rather burn Elon for warmth than use his electricity.
- Comment on England’s swimming waters five times more likely to be polluted than in EU, research finds 2 weeks ago:
What I’m hearing is that our swimming water is the thickest - and therefore the best - in Europe!
After all, people pay more for orange juice with bits in…
- Comment on Life hack 2 weeks ago:
Big bookmark’s been trying to bury this one weird trick.
- Comment on Meet the AI vegans: They are choosing to abstain from using artificial intelligence for environmental, ethical and personal reasons. Maybe they have a point 2 weeks ago:
We don’t need to invent new terms, like ‘AI Vegan’, when we have perfectly good terms already: Butlerian Jihadist.
- Comment on Time to pluralize titles. 2 weeks ago:
Batmen
Several Flew Over the Cuckoos’ Nests
It’s Several Wonderful Lives
2001: Several Space Oddysies
The Godfathers
The Wizards of Oz
Rockies - Comment on Time to pluralize titles. 2 weeks ago:
Saving Ryan’s Privates
[Am I doing this right?]
- Comment on Time to pluralize titles. 2 weeks ago:
Aliens
- Comment on Domino’s Pizza profits dive as people cut back on takeaways in UK 3 weeks ago:
Never liked Domino’s. I think it’s the corn flour they dust the pizzas with.
Anyway, my local pizza place does a large ‘Hossenfeffer’ (spicy beef x2, spicy pork x2, pepperoni, spicy meatballs, spicy sausage, jalapenos, and fresh chillies) for cheaper than a Domino’s large. No contest.
- Comment on One Angry Man 3 weeks ago:
Hey I don’t make the rule
FTFY
- Comment on Chad NATO 3 weeks ago:
As a great man once said: “What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!..”
- Comment on All will eventually be revealed 3 weeks ago:
Checkov’s cross.
^(Is he?)^
- Comment on Met police to more than double use of live facial recognition 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know about ’just’.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 3 weeks ago:
Sadly he’s no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 3 weeks ago:
“So anyway I started blasting,” said Bond as he removed an imperceptible speck of dust from the lapel of his Saville Row light grey mohair-wool suit.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 3 weeks ago:
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
- Comment on Met police to more than double use of live facial recognition 3 weeks ago:
Don’t know how it ends but at some point it features ‘tailored ad experiences’ on screens wherever you go.