Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on Trump threatens tariffs on nations that don’t back US takeover of Greenland 1 day ago:
Heard Island and McDonald Islands better recognize.
- Comment on Digg launches its new Reddit rival to the public 3 days ago:
Why does sorting by trending only show posts from December 10th?
- Comment on Google offers bargain: Sell your soul to Gemini, and it'll give you smarter answers 3 days ago:
No one wants personalized answers. They want smart answers, like what was promised: talking to a professor. The promise of AI was to help me look smart on the internet. I’m a dumbass, why would I want you to tell me more dumbass things?
- Comment on Trump: The U.S. will 'now' start hitting Mexican land targets 1 week ago:
Mexico has no bombers.
- Comment on Leather Dad(dy) 1 week ago:
No goggles, but it does include a blindfold.
- Comment on Hamster life 1 week ago:
I feel like that one sunflower seed would satiate most people. Yet Hamtaro over here eats dozens.
- Comment on I can still smell them 1 week ago:
Cursed fruit of the foot
- Comment on idk how to title this one man 1 week ago:
Peak.
- Comment on World's Best-selling Video Game Consoles 2 weeks ago:
They should put that on the box.
- Comment on ‘I’m just a girl in Canada trying to get everyone their vibrators’: Why a Toronto sex toy store got a letter from the U.S. Department of War 2 weeks ago:
This is just an ad for a sex shop.
- Comment on I fucking ♥️ industrial society and its consequences 2 weeks ago:
The local Papa John’s lost their franchise because they bought local ingredients instead of what Papa wanted to sell them.
- Comment on YSK Tempur Mattresses fail quickly and the warranty is fake 2 weeks ago:
Simmons BeautyRest Pillow Top mattresses from the BeautyRest Hospitality Collection. Apparently you can buy them even if you don’t own a hotel!
- Comment on How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering? 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, all they did was litter one corpse into a river.
- Comment on How do I finally break this habit? Tips welcome. 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on How do I finally break this habit? Tips welcome. 3 weeks ago:
They accidentally washed a TV before the cheese incident. Must have some big-ass pockets.
- Comment on TikTok is automatically taking down posts with the Epstein files 4 weeks ago:
That’s what happens when you Ctrl+A+redact
- Comment on Christmas Present Inspiration Thread 4 weeks ago:
Fragrance discovery set.
- Comment on Stardew Valley Creator Says 1.7 Update Will Contain 'More Character/Social Stuff' and a New Farm Type 4 weeks ago:
An overall Joja redemption arc.
- Comment on Walk with out rythem and you wont attract the cat 4 weeks ago:
Kanye West level rhyming.
- Comment on Was board so I made my own Nativity scene 4 weeks ago:
Praise Joshua.
- Comment on There's ads on an apple 5 weeks ago:
I meant like Alec Newtons.
- Comment on There's ads on an apple 5 weeks ago:
And now you’re showing it to us instead of chucking it at the nearest physicist.
- Comment on It always surprises you 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on With little fanfare, Helldivers 2's creative director shares that Arrowhead are prototyping a roguelite mode 5 weeks ago:
Helldivers 2 is an extraction shooter, not a horde shooter.
Roguelite is the suggested mode, not a rogue-like. I see why people lump them together, but the experience is different in a significant way.
This is why Arrowhead needs to put up or shut up. We’re all just speculating what a roguelite mode would add, and missing the elements already there…
- Comment on With little fanfare, Helldivers 2's creative director shares that Arrowhead are prototyping a roguelite mode 5 weeks ago:
I don’t disagree, but rogue-lite ain’t it. As a concept, it’s not that different than what is already on offer.
- Comment on With little fanfare, Helldivers 2's creative director shares that Arrowhead are prototyping a roguelite mode 5 weeks ago:
Not really interested. You already gain nothing if you fail your dive.
- Comment on Why we MUST fight censorship wherever it rears its ugly head. 5 weeks ago:
They look the same because we’re all female until we’re not.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 5 weeks ago:
They other day I used “awayting” in place of “awaiting” in a slide deck. I know that’s not a word, I can’t explain the mistake. All that is to say, if you mistake your and you’re, I’m still going to think you’re an idiot.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
I’m thinking it’s going to be along the lines of Metroid Prime.
- Comment on Do you ever feel like your life is "scripted"? Like everything is written by some entity controlling your life? Like you live in a fictional universe? Is this feeling normal/common? 5 weeks ago:
A lot of your life will play out seemingly by design, but it’s just a byproduct of living in a society.