Tikiporch

@Tikiporch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Record scratch* freeze frame⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Depending on how high the bird is, there’s a good chance a small critter like this would survive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gourmet chocolate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  These anuses are all white.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microwave Intensifies⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember windsurfers? You put them on the single antenna of your old linsky router.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ROG Xbox Ally Is $700 And Xbox Ally X Is $1050⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have had good luck with the Portal since hardwiring the PS5, but the price needs to come down at least $50.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deserved honestly⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And if you break this rule, THEY KILL YOU ON THE SPOT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dislike it when somebody says "so" and then pauses.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So…it’s literally the first rule.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McDonald’s AI Hiring Bot Exposed Millions of Applicants’ Data to Hackers Who Tried the Password ‘123456’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of companies use Paradox. They shit canned all their HR down to the bare bones and hired Olivia, which the Paradox recruiter I worked with said is so bad he has to take over answering in chat half the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a deep breath and think about it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think maybe you’re trying to be a jerk, but you keep calling them a pendant… Which is literally, not technically, a piece of jewelry that hangs from a chain worn around the neck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t had hundreds of kids. I’m a climate savior.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Guinea pig.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wafrn: a tumblr clone that federates with fedi and now also has opt in native bluesky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s “wah-fren.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘You can’t pause the internet’: social media creators hit by burnout⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that 158 families made up 50% of all US Presidential Campaign Spending⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People talk about the Harambe timeline, but Citizens United is when the shit started going sideways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Cops Can Get Your Private Online Data⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of that sounds like work. They’re just going to buy it from a data broker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Compost bin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sen. Paul warns Trump 'can't bomb anyone without permission' as Iran debate heats up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s a fleece vest, but I like to imagine it as a sleeveless blazer, in true Kentucky hillbilly fashion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birthday Gift for Grandma⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m equally interested in your uncle’s side hustle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: WD-40 is perfect for removing adhesive left behind by stickers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WD-40 and 3-in1 Oil, the olive oil and vinegar of the handyman world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baldur’s Gate 4 may happen eventually, but not with Larian Studios⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with a different studio doing every Baldur’s Gate iteration. Bioware, Beamdog, Black Isle, and others have done Baldurs Gate games and I enjoyed them. I see no reason to tether the franchise to a single developer, particularly one whose heart isn’t in it anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨passage of time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, ifixit says m this repair requires hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨passage of time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can replace them, but not fairly easy. Squeezing three delicate, rolled up ribbon cables through the hinge without tearing is not a job for adults with hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 Teardown: Still Glued, Still Soldered, Still Drifting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dreamcast can’t come to the phone right now, it’s dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's an absolutely medium quality game? Not great, incredible or terrible or any single ended extreme. Dead medium quality⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is probably more subjective than best/worst. So…

  Vanilla Skyrim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*pat pat pat*⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anker is recalling over 1.1 million power banks due to fire risks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  www.anker.com/a1263-recall-form

  In case you want to check your PowerCore 10k.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like a simple solution⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how you get a UTI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On the one hand we don’t mind because we want you to die, and on the other we hope you don’t take anyone innocent with you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Once you are over 30 we no longer want to go out - we want to be left alone, with a beer/wine, a blanket, tv, and tacos…⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s too much good TV to waste time watching shitty TV.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a good question⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They only wear tiny crosses if they also have tiny Jesus on them. The lesson of the crucifixion pain can only manifest if everything is to proper scale.