Tikiporch

@Tikiporch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man posts his incorrect opinion online⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Does he not agree with your position on shoes off in the house?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every job that I was ever trained to do and every job when I trained others was like this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The world won’t end. Karen will end you if her wrap doesn’t look like the picture, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE takes aim at data held by advertising and tech firms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t trust sites like Optery or DeleteMe to actually remove my data from data brokers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would also be confused⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also - it would be fun to ride one of those Pedal Pubs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Noooooo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is giving “can’t place your own order at the drive-thru vibes.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Police Told to Be ‘as Vague as Permissible’ About Why They Use Flock⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s one of those right outside my neighborhood, and I’m not sure what to do with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bought a 3DS XL last year⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Easiest block decision ever. You’re deranged.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You broke your butt cleaning your driveway and then this always happens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes the city, county and state all have trucks out at the same time doing different roads. Like all roads in the history of roads, they are interconnected but each jurisdiction only plows their own roads. So the city drives to my neighborhood on county roads with the plow up on snow covered roads.

  I can drive around my plowed neighborhood now, but can’t get out onto the county road, and there’s a huge snow bank at the end of the city road.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who buys crazy expensive "new retro" consoles and why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Handhelds don’t really need an explanation, in my opinion. Major players don’t make those form factors anymore, but the use case is everlasting.

  PS3 I can’t explain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I liek tudles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pet Guardian’d isn’t as easy to communicate, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HONK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t so different than:

  “I will kill you.” vs “I will call you.”

  Written it looks much more different, but spoken the c in call is pronounced just like the k in kill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bonono

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can we convince Trump voters to NOT vote for Trump (or Vance) in the 2026 midterms and the 2028 election?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All of them? Mass influence campaign costing billions of dollars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bo'le of wa'er⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, puggsys don’t either. Nor tuppers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix will add TikTok-style doomscrolling feed to keep users hooked longer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No one will use that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Florastor for ten days, then a decent multi-strain probiotic with an apple, banana, or, uh…artichoke? every day. Just Google prebiotic foods and pick one every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Is Obsessed With Oil. But Chinese Batteries Will Soon Run the World⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Competing. No one really even tried.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: A real American Civil war will NOT be like Battlefield or COD.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From what I can tell, those seem to be non-USians saying things like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elder Scrolls loremaster says he quit Bethesda after ‘waiting 11 years to be the lead on The Elder Scrolls 6’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get. It. In. Writing.

  And then, what happens if they don’t live up to their end of the deal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump threatens tariffs on nations that don’t back US takeover of Greenland⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heard Island and McDonald Islands better recognize.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Digg launches its new Reddit rival to the public⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does sorting by trending only show posts from December 10th?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google offers bargain: Sell your soul to Gemini, and it'll give you smarter answers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No one wants personalized answers. They want smart answers, like what was promised: talking to a professor. The promise of AI was to help me look smart on the internet. I’m a dumbass, why would I want you to tell me more dumbass things?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump: The U.S. will 'now' start hitting Mexican land targets⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mexico has no bombers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leather Dad(dy)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No goggles, but it does include a blindfold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hamster life⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like that one sunflower seed would satiate most people. Yet Hamtaro over here eats dozens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can still smell them⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cursed fruit of the foot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk how to title this one man⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Peak.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World's Best-selling Video Game Consoles⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They should put that on the box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘I’m just a girl in Canada trying to get everyone their vibrators’: Why a Toronto sex toy store got a letter from the U.S. Department of War⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is just an ad for a sex shop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fucking ♥️ industrial society and its consequences⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The local Papa John’s lost their franchise because they bought local ingredients instead of what Papa wanted to sell them.