Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on Nintendo discontinuing Gold Points on the Switch eShop, ahead of Switch 2 release 2 days ago:
It was funny money to begin with.
- Comment on Gifts from Ted 5 days ago:
Looks like three shallots.
- Comment on Deny it? 1 week ago:
Society isn’t made out of bricks, so this isn’t a metaphor for anything.
- Comment on Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? 1 week ago:
Oh damn, this should be a template for every red state.
- Comment on Announcing the Data.gov Archive 1 week ago:
Did they create a torrent for this, or just straight downloads?
- Comment on Ain't No Party Like A Drunk Sausage Party 2 weeks ago:
Jesus was a crack addict. He gets us.™
- Comment on No beans, only dogs 2 weeks ago:
What’s it called when you’re squeamish about textures so you only put ketchup and mustard on your dog?
- Comment on Give permission. Don't give permission. They know where you are anyway 2 weeks ago:
That’s gold, Jerry!
- Comment on Transgender inmates panic as Trump's order sends them to men's prisons 4 weeks ago:
A British asshole. In the UK, tizzy is a very regarded word.
- Comment on First sodium battery urban e-bike offers 45-mile range and operates in cold weather without capacity loss 5 weeks ago:
Totally. But what if we left it where we found it?
I get the economics of the situation (capitalism, etc) , I’m just saying…if there is salt already safely and naturally found underground, why not leave it there and use this byproduct salt that we don’t know what to do with?
- Comment on First sodium battery urban e-bike offers 45-mile range and operates in cold weather without capacity loss 5 weeks ago:
Is the ratio of salt produced as a byproduct of desalination of ocean water out of whack compared to the amount used in battery production?
- Comment on Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum Dazzles Citizens with 80% Approval After 100 Days 5 weeks ago:
She’s making America’s president look bad, so that’s a big boost.
- Comment on Starfield's abandoned gore and dismemberment system sure would have made it less grey 5 weeks ago:
I know it’s just me in this case, but gore and dismemberment would not have improved this, or any, gaming experience.
- Comment on Norwich restaurant charges £100 for a pineapple pizza 5 weeks ago:
I looked at their Google reviews, photos did not look promising.
- Comment on Norwich restaurant charges £100 for a pineapple pizza 5 weeks ago:
Is it any good?
- Comment on Treat taking a dump like a sport 1 month ago:
I feel like I saw this on a nature doc, but can’t find any references now. Wild dog packs defecate before hunting, but not for the energy boost. The zoomies are to ensure they leave the scent of their poo in the dust, to minimize the chance of the scent causing them to spook their prey. But a dog doesn’t consciously know that, it’s just a naturally selected behavior that has made them better at surviving.
Do not quote me on this, my all natural intelligence may be hallucinating.
- Comment on My favorite 1 month ago:
Just like my Nonna used to make it.
- Comment on My favorite 1 month ago:
Imagine a fry basket full of pasta, and instead of oil it’s hot water.
- Comment on My favorite 1 month ago:
You tellin’ me they don’t eat pasta and meat sauce in Italia?
Don’t let none of these chuckleheads tell you the OG isn’t Italian. It’s as Italian as apple pie.
Next they’ll say Fazolis isn’t even a real word, and you shouldn’t cook pasta like french fries.
- Comment on Plane with 181 on board crashes in South Korea, killing 29 1 month ago:
Somehow I knew it was going to be a 737 8 Max.
- Comment on US lawmakers back Covid Chinese lab leak theory after two-year probe 2 months ago:
Man, you sound like you were on this panel of geniuses. “Of course it came from a Chinese lab, but I have no proof so just trust me. Unless it didn’t come from a lab.”
- Comment on Belgium's sex workers get maternity leave and pensions under world-first law 2 months ago:
It seems obvious to me you lack the perspective and experience to make such a claim, no matter how much ayahuasca you’ve used.
- Comment on Kate Nash and Lily Allen on OnlyFans should be a wake-up call for the music industry 2 months ago:
Guess Jay-Z was on to something about Tidal.
- Comment on 'We are essentially in a new Gilded Age’: As workers get laid off, CEOs and shareholders gobble up hundreds of billions in profits 3 months ago:
The fact this is coming from Fortune is peak talking-out-of-both-sides-of-your-mouth. “We’re living in a gilded age, now here’s our ranking of the top 500 companies ensuring the boot stays on your neck.”
- Comment on McDonald’s posts biggest decline in global sales in four years 3 months ago:
Might be market specific, I would regularly get 30% off coupons at my nearest one and not at the one further away owned by a different franchisee.
- Comment on Where does a man get a proper shoe horn that will not break 3 months ago:
Orthostep 24 inch metal shoe horn.
- Comment on Relationship goals 3 months ago:
Don’t inverse kink shame. Prude shame?
- Comment on My toddler is on to me... 3 months ago:
That’s called Molly Maid.
- Comment on All these hurricanes might kick off a new modular house trend. 3 months ago:
All homes are disposable.
Now, castles…
- Comment on Honey 3 months ago:
Ever since a chicken killed my pet hamster, my name has been vengeance and Popeyes has been my hunting grounds.