Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 1 week ago:
Not with that attitude.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 1 week ago:
Mmm, no. Thank you.
- Comment on I'm coming for you 1 week ago:
I’m not watching it. Did he figure it out?
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 1 week ago:
Vagina stuff. AKA sex.
Don’t tell me you did it missionary!
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 2 weeks ago:
Bed bugs. The internet will tell you they bite in a straight line, but that’s horse shit. Look up bed bug bites and you’ll see clusters like this, too.
- Comment on They're calling again. 3 weeks ago:
I like you, you’re a hoot.
- Comment on They're calling again. 3 weeks ago:
That is true. This meme is a phony. Why are we laughing at things that aren’t demonstrably true, everyone?
Are we so sure that a chicken even crossed the road?
- Comment on todo list 3 weeks ago:
What time?
- Comment on Huge internet outage live blog: Amazon, Disney+, Hulu, HBO Max and more experiencing issues 4 weeks ago:
As in “Fuck Managed Service Providers.”
- Comment on some days i cant even 4 weeks ago:
The last part may be true, but the first two are definitely not.
- Comment on PS6 and next Xbox console are both aiming for 2027 release, separate reports claim | VGC 5 weeks ago:
Three years or so.
- Comment on Lasagnaius 5 weeks ago:
I think you mean “deleted by creatorius”
- Comment on And I won't delete them either for nostalgia reasons 1 month ago:
As someone who feels OLDER than they are, be grateful!
- Comment on I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying 1 month ago:
Why would I stop using them? All I hear is that I need to be using AI. What’s the point of using it if I have to hide the fact I’m using it.
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 1 month ago:
Murgh Makhanius
- Comment on Data Shows That AI Use Is Now Declining at Large Companies 1 month ago:
No one ever knew how to use it, and they still don’t. All we heard was “implement AI” but not any actual use cases.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I’m pretty sure they just happen to be a sponsor at that particular sporting arena. If they had this at the KFC Center it didn’t meant the Colonel like fascism.
Probably does to be clear, but it’s unrelated.
- Comment on If you had to buy a new TV, what brand would you get? 1 month ago:
Whatever RTings recommends.
- Comment on Impressive dwarf-vs-alien autoshooter Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor burrows out of early access 1 month ago:
Over 200 hours in the last year or so, I can confidently say it’s fantastic at 1.0.
- Comment on 5 tomatoes 2 months ago:
Me watching a BBC TV show: “The suspects home is five miles away.”
shocked pikachu
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 2 months ago:
How big is the ocean between Europe and Russia?
- Comment on The girl is just batty. 2 months ago:
- Comment on i 💚 animals. 2 months ago:
Space is the final frontier science.
- Comment on Yes, you can store data on a bird — enthusiast converts PNG to bird-shaped waveform, teaches young starling to recall file at up to 2MB/s 2 months ago:
The average lifespan of a starling is usually between two and five years.
- Comment on Mine too! 2 months ago:
KFC guy wasn’t even colored, because they only had black and white film back then.
- Comment on AI Experts No Longer Saving for Retirement Because They Assume AI Will Kill Us All by Then 2 months ago:
Just ask it how many Rs are in blueberry, and run away while it has to think about it a while.
- Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 2 months ago:
I honestly did not expect this answer.
- Comment on Spotifies come and Spotifies go, but that folder of badly-sorted MP3s will still be there in the 2050s. 2 months ago:
I’ve always used Foobar2k with Picard plug-in, but admittedly have added little to my robust catalog since what.cd shut down a decade or so ago. I do buy from cherished artists but rarely share alike anymore, unsure where to look really.
- Comment on when ur higher than sagan 2 months ago:
I thought my dad was crazy because he thought rubbing bus fingernails together would regrow his hair (he’s bald like Mr. Clean).
This is the truly wacky shit right here though.
- Comment on Trump says he’ll keep extending TikTok shutdown deadline 2 months ago:
Until it’s more politically expedient that he doesn’t.