Tikiporch

@Tikiporch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damm WaterCatholics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  East ass type shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Planet of the apes: Beginning⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously, you don’t have black kids so you never had to worry about what would happen when the police roll up on your front lawn and your kids are playing with realistic water pistols.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I instantly forgot how to spell zookene.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨South Dakota election office publishes voter list labeling thousands as public assistance applicants: Information is included in newly required free version of statewide registration spreadsheet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s probably not a great idea to be registered with the opposition once the brown coats can easily search for political affiliations of their neighbors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon is considering shoving ads into Alexa+ conversations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. I hope you’re feeling better, my friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Used cars under $20K have almost vanished from the market⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy at five, sell at ten. Where did they get three years as a data point?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HOOOOONNNNKK-snewewewewwew⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We have mastered the method of making a post seem sarcastic and sincere at the same time. I don’t even think it’s conscious anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HOOOOONNNNKK-snewewewewwew⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To keep your head during sleep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smart option⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Must wink at waitstaff upon ordering. No refunds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Record scratch* freeze frame⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depending on how high the bird is, there’s a good chance a small critter like this would survive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gourmet chocolate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These anuses are all white.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microwave Intensifies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember windsurfers? You put them on the single antenna of your old linsky router.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ROG Xbox Ally Is $700 And Xbox Ally X Is $1050⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have had good luck with the Portal since hardwiring the PS5, but the price needs to come down at least $50.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deserved honestly⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if you break this rule, THEY KILL YOU ON THE SPOT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dislike it when somebody says "so" and then pauses.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So…it’s literally the first rule.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McDonald’s AI Hiring Bot Exposed Millions of Applicants’ Data to Hackers Who Tried the Password ‘123456’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of companies use Paradox. They shit canned all their HR down to the bare bones and hired Olivia, which the Paradox recruiter I worked with said is so bad he has to take over answering in chat half the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a deep breath and think about it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think maybe you’re trying to be a jerk, but you keep calling them a pendant… Which is literally, not technically, a piece of jewelry that hangs from a chain worn around the neck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t had hundreds of kids. I’m a climate savior.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guinea pig.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wafrn: a tumblr clone that federates with fedi and now also has opt in native bluesky⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s “wah-fren.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘You can’t pause the internet’: social media creators hit by burnout⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that 158 families made up 50% of all US Presidential Campaign Spending⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People talk about the Harambe timeline, but Citizens United is when the shit started going sideways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Cops Can Get Your Private Online Data⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of that sounds like work. They’re just going to buy it from a data broker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Compost bin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sen. Paul warns Trump 'can't bomb anyone without permission' as Iran debate heats up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s a fleece vest, but I like to imagine it as a sleeveless blazer, in true Kentucky hillbilly fashion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birthday Gift for Grandma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m equally interested in your uncle’s side hustle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: WD-40 is perfect for removing adhesive left behind by stickers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  WD-40 and 3-in1 Oil, the olive oil and vinegar of the handyman world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baldur’s Gate 4 may happen eventually, but not with Larian Studios⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with a different studio doing every Baldur’s Gate iteration. Bioware, Beamdog, Black Isle, and others have done Baldurs Gate games and I enjoyed them. I see no reason to tether the franchise to a single developer, particularly one whose heart isn’t in it anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨passage of time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, ifixit says m this repair requires hands.