Tikiporch

@Tikiporch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that 158 families made up 50% of all US Presidential Campaign Spending⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  People talk about the Harambe timeline, but Citizens United is when the shit started going sideways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Cops Can Get Your Private Online Data⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of that sounds like work. They’re just going to buy it from a data broker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Compost bin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sen. Paul warns Trump 'can't bomb anyone without permission' as Iran debate heats up⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s a fleece vest, but I like to imagine it as a sleeveless blazer, in true Kentucky hillbilly fashion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birthday Gift for Grandma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m equally interested in your uncle’s side hustle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: WD-40 is perfect for removing adhesive left behind by stickers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  WD-40 and 3-in1 Oil, the olive oil and vinegar of the handyman world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baldur’s Gate 4 may happen eventually, but not with Larian Studios⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with a different studio doing every Baldur’s Gate iteration. Bioware, Beamdog, Black Isle, and others have done Baldurs Gate games and I enjoyed them. I see no reason to tether the franchise to a single developer, particularly one whose heart isn’t in it anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨passage of time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, ifixit says m this repair requires hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨passage of time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can replace them, but not fairly easy. Squeezing three delicate, rolled up ribbon cables through the hinge without tearing is not a job for adults with hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 Teardown: Still Glued, Still Soldered, Still Drifting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dreamcast can’t come to the phone right now, it’s dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's an absolutely medium quality game? Not great, incredible or terrible or any single ended extreme. Dead medium quality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is probably more subjective than best/worst. So…

  Vanilla Skyrim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*pat pat pat*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anker is recalling over 1.1 million power banks due to fire risks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  www.anker.com/a1263-recall-form

  In case you want to check your PowerCore 10k.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like a simple solution⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how you get a UTI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On the one hand we don’t mind because we want you to die, and on the other we hope you don’t take anyone innocent with you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Once you are over 30 we no longer want to go out - we want to be left alone, with a beer/wine, a blanket, tv, and tacos…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s too much good TV to waste time watching shitty TV.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a good question⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They only wear tiny crosses if they also have tiny Jesus on them. The lesson of the crucifixion pain can only manifest if everything is to proper scale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh noes!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is it not a bunch of sexy couches in the ravine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You ever just take a shit so huge it boosts your mood after?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get the zoomies like the apex predator you are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It gives AI, no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too bad we can't all act like this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My municipality recently switched waste management companies because the new guys promised to put a staffed customer service location nearby.

  I’m flumoxed. We’re paying more for this, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ooooooo yoo gonna git it now!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The pink paca strikes again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This would work better than cancer warnings on cigarette packs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't like to brag, but⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re going to flip your lid when you learn that you can react to emails in Outlook now. It’s completely ignorable, so I assume Microsoft will find a way to shove it in my face soon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video apps like Hulu “cannot be used on Nintendo Switch 2,” says support page⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right, Hulu is on there. Netflix is the one not available on Switch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video apps like Hulu “cannot be used on Nintendo Switch 2,” says support page⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think it worked on the Switch either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  F’n

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE Taps into Nationwide AI-Enabled Camera Network, Data Shows⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking Bones throwback, man! Good one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot in the car today⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Faithful flatulence.