SipsTea

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Challenge home to a game of rock scissors paper winner gets the mom

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m sorry to inform you sir but that game is definitely called rock paper scissors

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    • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What do you mean it’s called paper scissors rock?

      I thought it was called scissors rock paper?

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do what any responsible father would do, steal his phone charger, that’ll teach 'em…

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• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Here’s my suggestion: find someone you won’t have to change the diapers of by the time you start needing reading glasses yourself.

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  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But what if that’s your fetish?

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• man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Belt to ass, duh

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  • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Spare the rod, spoil the child 😤😤

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• N0t_5ure@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What should you do? Become president of France. Problem solved.

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like a lot of responsibilities.

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  • TheYojimbo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, first you have to know eachother since you were 14, your parents change you schools because her comportment is being problematic but she finds you anyway… Then you can lie about being neither left nor right while pandering to the alt right, and only then you get to be president.

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    • loutr@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Very important step: be scouted out by the financial elite early on, then have them groom you every step of the way.

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Steal his Airpods.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  setup a play-date

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lay down a curfew, and enforce it by promising not to release a sex tape

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