switcheroo

@switcheroo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infosys co-founder once again calls for longer than 70-hour weeks - and no, he's not joking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Go fuck yourself, parasite. Signed, the world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Existential cowposting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree with the cow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assumptions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Herbivores will wreck your life if you mess with them. Remember that twit hunter who approached a deer and paid for it? Or all those other twits who need to be reminded bison in Yellowstone are NOT friendly just because they’re fluffy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please tell me this is shopped.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This toilet stain probably really thinks shoe size has something to do with dick size…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SipsTea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ehhhh, that would mean a fellow who only catches. Um, sexually. You are so precious, OP. ☺️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Given how he unhinges his jaw to hork down all them hamberders, drumpf probably has no gag reflex.

  He showed some knowledge when he fellated that (unwilling) microphone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔 Interesting Theory.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  …omg it makes sense! 🤯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep throat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Putin has photos to hold over drumpf’s head for this. 100%! It’s literally the only thing that could potentially break the hold he has on those MAGAt morons.

  Either their hatred for Clinton will freak them out. Or… they will mental gymnastics the whole thing and suddenly blowing some other dude isn’t a bad thing to them anymore. I mean most of em seem closeted anyways so maybe it will be good for their tiny little brains?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If we ever find a planet with life in it, we could never set foot on it, because the interaction of the two biologies can have unpredictable consequences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That won’t stop humanity. I’ve seen enough movies to know that a man-eating crazy alien monster infestation isn’t enough to keep people off some rock they found.

  And they’ll bring that shit home too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've heard New Yorkers are devastated⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I am hearing all good things outta NY right now. Mamdani is knocking the shit out! Came in absolutely swinging!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wendy’s to close hundreds of restaurants as struggling customers cut back on dining out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have they SEEN the prices in their restaurants??? Who the fuck wants to pay eight to nine dollars for a salad (especially when that salad is now much smaller than it was six months ago… I fucking saw that Wendy’s and will not be ordering again).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨10 Richest Americans Have Gained $700 Billion in Wealth Since Trump Reelection⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And still the most worthless pieces of shit parasites that the world would be better without…

  No amount of money will change that, assholes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't NASA have a go fund me page or kickstarter? Really don't know how they work but would donate. 380 million in the US if everyone gave a dollar would do good?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just call it lobbying and it’s perfectly legal, even encouraged, these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump loses cool as he's grilled on '60 Minutes' — but CBS cuts it from broadcast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Widdle baby had a temper tantrum? Did widdle baby need a nappy change? A nap for sundowning mushbrain!

  This shit needs to be put on the air. Grow a spine, news media. Do your fucking job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From the outside looking in⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And being “treated” to one of the ugliest grossest faces known to humanity every time we get a notification that the Pedo in Chief has done a new atrocity…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Republicans are cheering Trump’s East Wing demolition. Democrats see an opportunity.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That whole building will need to come down. No amount of douching will get the stench out of those walls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ate: Arby's Steak Nuggets⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks to this damn place, I had to try them for lunch.

  They were… fine. Nothing overtly horrid about them. I dipped them in au jus because they were a bit dry. Maybe a little too salty, but far from the worst thing I’ve ever eaten.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're coming.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminder: do not eat those.

  You’ve been warned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no ha ha oh no no noooo.

  You fuckers are going under. None of us are buying your shit-- especially if it’s all AI generated shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with that. Better that being a tall ape descendant slash servant.

  Cats are great. 😊

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA CEO says company values will 'remain unchanged' under the new ownership of Saudi Arabia and Jared Kushner's investment firm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s do what we do best: boycott this shit. Don’t buy. Not that anyone was buying in the first place lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump invites world leaders to put money in his pocket⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Does that nasty rapist think he’s going to take all that money with him when he finally croaks or something???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The USA prided itself on a nation of immigrant, heck even the Statue of Liberty says it. When did immigrants (US citizens from the old world) become anti immigrant and why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When stupid and hateful took over all three branches of government and runs unopposed…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeez, it's like there's no appeasing you tyrants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why you don’t cave to bullies. They’ll just ask for more and more. You will never win.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netanyahu slams Macron for fuelling 'antisemitic fire'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not antisemitism, it’s anti-GENOCIDE. Sorry we don’t like it when people are being starved, tortured, and killed???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X's declining Android app installs are hurting subscription revenue⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why the fuck would you be on the Nazi network if you’re not a Nazi?

  Aka: uninstall that shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If there's a sort of "apocalyptic" event but there are still surviving communities, will people be able to make eyeglasses again, or are people with vision issues gonna be fucked?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll have to hit up the local glasses stores. Luckily there’s plenty of em.

  You’ll be okay, OP. It will be extra shitty though. Imagine running from a horde of cannibalistic raiders and you drop your glasses…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any US Military Action in Mexico Unacceptable: Foreign Ministry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now is not the time for ANYONE to be accepting help from the US. Mexico would be wise to say HELL FUCK NO and follow up with “if you come here, it’s an invasion and will start a war”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says he plans to put a 100% tariff on computer chips, likely pushing up cost of electronics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yam Tits just heard the term, hence the sudden tariffs.