“Sir, this is a sperm bank”
#environmentalist
Submitted 11 hours ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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LouNeko@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I see. So you’re telling me this is not a straw and those are not boba balls?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
it’s weird how presumably neurotypical people complain about paper straws feeling weird, but my autistic ass couldn’t give less of a shit about their texture.
do you chew on them, or what?
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
The odd time I end up eating fast food and getting a paper straw, it’s the fact that it goes mushy before I finish my drink. I think that’s the texture issue people are talking about.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
that takes like half an hour though, and affects the bottom end.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Fast food implies fast drink, you’re not supposed to let it soak in there like it’s a hot tub.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
my autistic ass
your ass has autism?
Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Asstism if you will.
arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 6 hours ago
Even if it does, straws are not really meant for it anyways.
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 6 hours ago
It used to be ass burgers, but they redefined the ass spectrum.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 hours ago
Idk about you but my ass has burgers
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Not all autism are the same, some with autism will hyperfix on the environment and not give a shit about the texture.
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
do you chew on them, or what?
Maybe… Is it that weird?
I always chewed on pens in school too. Hmm.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
I think they’ve gotten better, or the ones a lot of people are familiar with are just kinda miserable. I’m most familiar with the ones from when I worked at Disney’s Animal Kingdom like fifteen years ago. They were texturally kinda strange and would get mushy at the top partway through an American-sized soda. They used those straws because the regular plastic ones could have been harmful to some of the animals in the park and I was lead to believe that those straws were pretty common in zoos in general.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
I think there was only one time that I had a paper straw and thought that it was good enough. But it felt… expensive? In my mouth. Like you could tell they hated to have to shell out for that.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 hours ago
I don’5 really understand complains about paper straws, i never had problems with them!
~Also there is the nice bonus that after drinking i can chew them while i walk to the trash can~
smh@slrpnk.net 8 hours ago
Not neurotypical, but yes, I do chew on them.
I ended up going with silicone straws in my household. Mine open up down the side so you can run your finger up them for easy cleaning.
The metal and hard plastic ones suck for chewing on.
runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
We have metal ones with a silicone nib on the end. Perfect for chewing on.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
Here in the house we have re-usable, washable plastic straws.
Out and about I’ll use the disposable straws because the whole turtle-death thing was over-exaggerated. (Microplastics from automotive tires are killing us, though. There are real great filters to be navigated)
I also just don’t eat out much, especially since the 2020 lockdown.
WALLACE@feddit.uk 8 minutes ago
We have silicone ones but I don’t like them as they retain the taste of washing up liquid on them
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 hours ago
Please don’t do that. A lot of garden hoses are made of junk plastic, which leaches along with metals into the water.
wabasso@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
Could that be mostly alleviated by running it for half a minute before drinking?
Earwigs came out of mine once, so I always wait for those to stop coming out.
ckunr@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
The brand on that hose in more expensive. eleyhosereels.com/…/5-8-polyurethane-garden-hose
etherphon@midwest.social 3 hours ago
Mmm I can still taste the metal.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
Found the Gen X-er. Good day to you, my fellow hose-water connoisseur.
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
I feel like this might be an American problem, with straws being more necessary for drinking in cars, which are all too common there.
I rarely drive and basically never drink out of a straw, there’s just no point when you can drink directly out of the cup.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
I feel like this might be an American problem
Fast Food Nation, the paper/plastic cups are flimsy and need a lid for structure.
We get so used to it that when we eat out, we want straws.
I’ve never really cared. IF they bring wrapped straws, i’ll generally not open it and stash it in my car for the next time a fast food straw breaks. If it’s open, I use it because it seems more of a waste to throw it away unused.
There probably is some decent point to the server groping all over the outside of your glass or the dishwasher handling it, but i’m not really a germophobe.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 hours ago
I’m unsure how much benefit reusable straws really are because at a restaurant, they’re probably gonna give you straws anyways and I don’t think they’d put unused ones back in the box, especially post covid.
zerofk@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
The only thing that comes with a straw in the restaurants I visit, is cocktails.
l_isqof@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Am I the only one still cupping my hand under the tap?
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
I don’t even cup it just drink straight from the stream.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 hours ago
May not be the most practical, but I do find this the most satisfying way to drink water
chunes@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Diogenes would be proud.
MTZ@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
No, I do that a lot. Lol
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
You mean hose right?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
You mean prehistoric mountain stream, right?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I rarely use straws, only in cases where it’s more convenient enough, like when I got a liter of cola at the cinema.
Bosht@lemmy.world 18 minutes ago
‘Can I get uuuuuhhhh burger and ah literah cola?’ ‘Burger and liter of cola, it’s for a cop’
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Remember when people lost it because disabled people wouldn’t be able to drink again and then they all died of dehydration after these draconian straw laws severely impacted my day
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
I remember when disability rights groups pointed out that these laws were placing extra burden on disabled people that weren’t being put on everyone else.
These laws accomplish nothing except make liberals feel good that they actually passed some kind of environmental rules. Meanwhile, conservatives are making sure they can legally torture gay kids, let billionaires get away with pedophilia, and burn lots and lots of coal. But we passed straw bans in a couple of cities. Yay us.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Yay!! 🙌
ethaver@kbin.earth 8 hours ago
I mean it would actually impact my ability to hydrate certain patients under certain circumstances if there really ever 0 plastic straws anywhere ever.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Just hang their drink on the IV pole, spike it with a line, and put the other end in their mouth!
beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I bought a 4-pk of glass straws for €5 and they are awesome. The rounded edge feels smooth on the tongue/lips and drinks taste better through glass than metal.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 hours ago
I would probably break them in a way or another
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I’d be worried about breaking them if I take them places. Do they hold up well?
Lichtblitz@discuss.tchncs.de 4 hours ago
The ones I’ve handled and bought are more robust than most other glassware. They can break if dropped on hard floor, but that’s normal for anything out of glass.
bus_factor@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
What happened to those Italian pasta straws? They looked promising.
mugthol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
They aren’t gluten free, so not very inclusive
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
There are those made with rice tho. But also expensive.
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 8 hours ago
And thats why I have metal straws (plus I got them for free)
Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 hours ago
Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 hours ago
Bucatini? I can grab that at my local grocer
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
But how do you snort cocain with a glass? I have metal straws.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
glass straws
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 minutes ago
Had them but they fell and broke while being in a k-hole. So metal ones are the better option. Also, they are bent so they don’t roll off the mirror. Glass ones (afaik) are always straight (never gay) and roll.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
$20 metal straw? I think all the metal ones I have were about .25
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
The lead ones are more expensive but improve the flavor of most beverages.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
Great tip, I love sweetened drinks!
MrSmith@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
You need a fucking glass for you water? Pussy.
Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Real men dunk their entire head in a lake and drink enough water for the next week in 15 seconds.
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Lol wat
olafurp@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Don’t you need to use the metal straws some ridiculous amount of times before it saves more carbon than the plastic single use?
Also, plastic multi use is probably better.
arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 6 hours ago
That depends on the goal here. I don’t think the main benefit of removing plastic straws is a lesser co2 impact. Its less plastic garbage and environmental pollition.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
I get it but its rather ableist.
Also you never tried drinking from a fast food drink cup full of ice. Freezes your damn lips.
lmuel@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
i don’t think most people use straws because they have no other way of drinking lol
Some do, sure…
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
That’s the whole problem. You’re considering what most people do, but not a minority who already have extra burdens in their life.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
After reading about that lady who died because she fell on a metal straw and impaled her eye and brain I threw away my metal straws.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
Iced drink tend to taste better with straw tbh, sipping from the cup mean you’re taking in watered down stuff, and also tiny ice or ice blocking the flow of the drinks.
Nickelalloy@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Please enlighten me, why do u even need a straw, can’t you just drink from the cup, like in the bottom pic?
*Im genuinly wondering.
db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
In all seriousness, there’s some drinks that need a straw
DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
The only bad thing about a metal straw is the straw ceiling tile that falls on your head. Well there probably several bad things about a metal straw, not something a skateboarder can carry in their pocket.
Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Seattle has commercially compostable plastic straws. They feel pretty much like plastic but are kind of matte. Even the single use forks/knives/spoons from restaurants are like that. But then again we do large scale compost across the city.
CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Reusable straws are gross. Unless you are taking a brush to the inside every time you’re kidding yourself.
CubitOom@infosec.pub 9 hours ago
Basically, there is very little study / regulation on pfas and other harmful chemicals on really everything. However most food contact materials (FCM) are full of the stuff. It’s almost always better to bypass and not use a single use FMCs. The more of them you remove from your use, the less you pollute and the less you expose yourself to harmful chemicals.
sirico@feddit.uk 10 hours ago
Just use trough food and drink in one easy to clean vessle
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
You can also use a chive leaf as a straw. It’ll affect the taste, but it’s fun to eat it afterwards
Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Seattle has commercially compostable plastic straws. They feel pretty much like plastic but are kind of matte. Even the single use forks/knives/spoons from restaurants are like that. But then again we do large scale compost across the city.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 35 minutes ago
Straws are to prevent ice from sliding into your face