CallMeAnAI
@CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world
- Comment on AWS intruder pulled off AI-assisted cloud break-in in 8 mins 3 weeks ago:
According to you all shorter because AI is simultaneously garbage propping upa bubble, so my sarcastic answer is it’s slower.
That being said I know I could detect and scan, with nessus/snyk/security hub and detect the issue inside of 5 minutes. Probably another half hour to hour for a proper pen tester to send an AWS exploit package at it and own the rest within an hour or two.
How many people do you think catch exploits in the first day or even week or month of a hack? I’ve got some news for you, its only the companies who really need their shit together and have a strong opssec team. They ain’t going deleting buckets. They sit on it for months and years in most post mortem.
- Comment on AWS intruder pulled off AI-assisted cloud break-in in 8 mins 3 weeks ago:
Y’all obviously lead with AI and your bad at propaganda.
>The attackers initially gained access by stealing valid test credentials from public Amazon S3 buckets. The credentials belonged to an identity and access management (IAM) user with multiple read and write permissions on AWS Lambda and restricted permissions on AWS Bedrock
Run your shit against tenable once in a while.
- Comment on Sending someone LLM output in response to a question they ask is the intellectual equivalent of sending an unsolicited dick pic. 3 weeks ago:
I mean on one hand, it’s a shower thought. On the other, this is a really dumb shower thought.
- Comment on Waymo raises massive $16 billion round at $126 billion valuation, plans expansion to 20+ cities 3 weeks ago:
Safer than humans. It’s great they keep on pushing.
- Comment on LG joins Sony and TCL in abandoning 8K TV market 3 weeks ago:
The human eye can’t perceive beyond 60fps. Fackt.
- Comment on Obsidian's The Outer Worlds 2 Underperformed, and There Won't Be a Third - IGN 3 weeks ago:
The first one was mostly terrible and coasted on, 'not Bethesda ’ and fallout vibes. But it was shallow and janky.
- Comment on LG joins Sony and TCL in abandoning 8K TV market 3 weeks ago:
ITT: Poors acting like there is no in-between 720@59 and 8k@240.
Guyuyyyzzzz achktually 1080p is all you need 🙄
- Comment on LG joins Sony and TCL in abandoning 8K TV market 3 weeks ago:
Look, you’re happy with a mid-range setup, good for you.
But sticking your head in the sand pretending that there aren’t affordable features that improve the experience is Fedora wearing nerd shit.
- Comment on LG joins Sony and TCL in abandoning 8K TV market 3 weeks ago:
You walk uphill both ways to work?
- Comment on Apple to Soon Take Up to 30% Cut From All Patreon Creators in iOS App 4 weeks ago:
Most of you would applaud if this was gaben.
- Comment on DuckDuckGo poll says 90% responders don't want AI 4 weeks ago:
So literally the same shit as before with search but wrapped up in a nice paragraph with citations you can follow up on?
- Comment on DuckDuckGo poll says 90% responders don't want AI 4 weeks ago:
What an absolutely arrogant attitude 🤣 You actually believe there is some gap here 🤣 just amazing.
Not using AI doesn’t mean your performing whatever task your doing better.
- Comment on At what point do you consider a person an alcoholic? 5 weeks ago:
I’m a mild one, absurdly high functioning. Used to drink probably a handle on the weekend pretty consistently and with lots of effort have cut it to a 6 pack or so. But I think about it a lot. Never caused any issues but it’ll eventually kill me 🤷♂️. Fun stuff.
- Comment on Android won't kill sideloading after all, but new verification rules will make it harder 5 weeks ago:
I bet you less than 1% of users are even aware and of that less than .1% can’t figure out what they need.
- Comment on Opera: A Legacy Browser Lost | Why the modern hollow shell of Opera has made it impossible for me to recommend a former favorite. 5 weeks ago:
Opera was garbage 15 years ago.
- Comment on Sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that! PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch 1 month ago:
Yes they do. You do the community no favors pretending it’s not easy and reliable.
- Comment on Sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that! PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch 1 month ago:
It’s not. There are plenty of bugs and hardware issues. Bluetootth from my motherboard doesn’t work and I can’t even turn my monitor off without having to remove and reinsert HDMI.
- Comment on Warning: Stripe Asks For ID Verification 1 month ago:
Mods are typically garbage.
Bitching is working out just fine.
- Comment on Why there are no Michelin-starred restaurants in Australia 1 month ago:
If that’s coming from Michellen, that makes sense.
- Comment on Why there are no Michelin-starred restaurants in Australia 1 month ago:
And that has to be paid for with taxes?
- Comment on Why there are no Michelin-starred restaurants in Australia 1 month ago:
None of that explains how it has to do with taxes.
- Comment on Why there are no Michelin-starred restaurants in Australia 1 month ago:
Launching it in Australia would cost tens of millions of dollars, and state and territory tourism bodies would be required to pitch in,
Why?
- Comment on Warning: Stripe Asks For ID Verification 1 month ago:
Guys, fuck you and your inability to stay on topic.
0/10 shit post, off topic and whiney.
- Comment on My apartment building gives me free water but I pay for electricity. What if I run the faucet nonstop and rig up a hydro turbine in my bathtub to generate my power from it? 1 month ago:
Their ain’t a lease in the country that doesn’t give a complex the right to toss you out for generic reasons.
And you could waste your time in court, but you’d lose.
- Comment on I can still smell them 1 month ago:
Are you telling me that a happy beat will just make people zone out lyrics? Wild🤣.
- Comment on I can still smell them 1 month ago:
Naw, the adults were at home. We were outside.
- Comment on Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference 1 month ago:
Cool, but I think this is exceptionally stupid. There will be cameras, Id badges, emails, all with an easy to get warrant.
- Comment on The Wagon 1 month ago:
No, you all have a stick up your ass trying to turn every interaction into a micro aggression.
- Comment on Protein bar 1 month ago:
For a box maybe.
- Comment on Microsoft kills official way to activate windows without internet 1 month ago:
10s of nerds on a Linux forum who definitely were messing with Windows 🙄