SkunkWorkz
@SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
- Comment on a minor to moderate amount of tomfoolery in construction 1 day ago:
Who found my Freeways save game?
- Comment on Sometimes I think Back hole Sun by Soundgarden, just singing about anilingus 1 day ago:
Norah Jones’ “Don’t know why” is about a depressed person who can’t cum while they have sex on the beach.
- Comment on You're so predictable 2 days ago:
Well no, I’m just pretending. I’m from a country where the head of state is called Prince Pilsner. Also the US isn’t the only country that doesn’t use ground floor.
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 2 days ago:
Well in my country if a parent comes picking up their kids by car they have to park their car and walk to the school to pick their kids up. Waiting in your idling car in front of the school while taking up the lane is not allowed.
- Comment on You're so predictable 2 days ago:
why do i need to go down the stairs to leave the house when I’m already on the first floor? And what is ground floor? Image
- Comment on CNC 4 days ago:
Cock Numerical Cock
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Because Republicans are dumb illiterate inbred morons. Like how they didn’t get that Colbert Report was satire and they thought Colbert was a conservative. Or that they thought that South Park was Republican humor because of Cartman. Even though Cartman is obviously just a vehicle to portray how fucked up RepubliKKKans are.
- Comment on Is it really worth the BS for a couple more years? 4 days ago:
Had an uncle who loved to drink. When he retired he was basically hammered before dinner was served almost every day. Got diabetes and a damaged liver. Died a slow and horrible death. Got necrosis in both his legs, had them both amputated. It didn’t stop his body from wasting away.
Have another uncle who loved to drink a glass of wine regularly and eat lots of red meat. Has Parkinson’s now and is severely demented. I’m sure genetics played a factor but his lifestyle didn’t help. And the fungicides used in vineyards has been linked to Parkinson’s, in France the regions with many vineyards have higher rates of Parkinson’s compared to the rest of the country.
- Comment on concert 6 days ago:
‘member when raves were about dancing and not about looking at a dude playing DJ Hero. It’s so weird to go to a club and just see people all look in the same direction.
- Comment on #environmentalist 6 days ago:
After reading about that lady who died because she fell on a metal straw and impaled her eye and brain I threw away my metal straws.
- Comment on Banana 6 days ago:
The massive amounts of pesticides they spray on the banana plantations is pretty bad.
- Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 1 week ago:
You must be shapeless, formless, like coffee. When you pour coffee in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour coffee in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour coffee in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Coffee can flow and it can crash. Become like coffee my friend.
- Bruce Lee (the hipster barista down the block)
- Comment on Great business idea, tbh 1 week ago:
In Japan companies even do their best to not fire people and just bully them into quitting. So they don’t have to pay severance and also maintain their image. They will basically isolate employees from their colleagues and give them jobs that they weren’t even hired to do, like cleaning. Basically shit that is straight up illegal in most western countries.
- Comment on well designed you say 1 week ago:
They bought a propaganda and censorship machine. Nothing was lost.
- Comment on i hunger 1 week ago:
Heu
- Comment on I do it at least 35 times just in case 1 week ago:
Spontaneous dickputation
- Comment on Oppa oppa 2 weeks ago:
I don’t speak Korean but most sources I could find say Oppa means ‘older brother’ but it’s also women call their boyfriend oppa. Also Gangnam is one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in Seoul. So I it’s not some sort of Las Vegas or red light district. Oppa Gangnam Style would mean Gangnam boyfriend or rich boyfriend or sugar daddy.
- Comment on Metal on the inside, business on the outside 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Logitech will brick its $100 Pop smart home buttons on October 15 - Ars Technica 2 weeks ago:
It’s a protocol that runs over WiFi, Ethernet and Thread. So not Zigbee. Though the Zigbee alliance was part of the group that designed the Matter spec. Many Zigbee hubs also support Matter but the two protocols are on two distinct networks. And if you want to use Matter over Thread you need a device that can act as a Thread Border Router. Like an AppleTV or a Home Assistant instance with a Thread antenna.
- Comment on Logitech will brick its $100 Pop smart home buttons on October 15 - Ars Technica 2 weeks ago:
or Matter
- Comment on If Peter Molyneux had a time machine to remake his cursed cube game, 'what you would give, now, would be a cryptocurrency thing' 3 weeks ago:
Calling a 3D scratch lottery ticket a game is beyond ridiculous. Remember this pathological liar started his gaming career by committing fraud.
- Comment on Sorry, guys, it's just not happening 3 weeks ago:
A creampie is only creampie if it drips out. Otherwise it’s just an insemination
- Comment on This is a real post from the official DHS account on X 3 weeks ago:
So they can now be taken to court right over this? Doesn’t this violate some law or the constitution? Just asking as a secular European.
- Comment on soda 3 weeks ago:
Yea it’s fake not enough piss in a bottle jokes.
- Comment on xkcd #3150: Ping 3 weeks ago:
That’s so baud
- Comment on Xbox: "Price Increases Are Never Fun For Anybody" 3 weeks ago:
Microsoft was never going to make gaming affordable. The entire goal of GP is like any subscription service, to get you hooked so they can increase the prices. Microsoft is not and never was a pro consumer company. And GamePass is Microsoft’s attempt at making a hardwareless console. It’s a BYOD walled garden. It’s bad for consumers and bad for developers and publishers. Consumers will own nothing and studios are beholden to MS gatekeepers. Some account manager basically decides how much the devs will be financially compensated before the game is even released, instead of letting the market decide. If you think the standard 30% store cut is outrageous GamePass is on another level of bad. Sure they are currently showering devs in cash, but once MS has a significant chunk of the market they are going to turn off that tap. We’ve seen it with Netflix and Spotify. Like even the most popular artists earn fractions of cents per user.
- Comment on In this essay... 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on It's official: EA is going private. 4 weeks ago:
Mmmhhh, The FIA president, an Emirati, recently consolidated all power a made himself dictator of the association. Now the Saudis bought EA, the publisher that releases the F1 game. Bet the next thing to happen is a Qatari will buy Formula One, the current owner has already stated that he is willing to sell for the right offer.
- Comment on Lara Croft is a Sociopath 4 weeks ago:
They should make a parody action movie where the protagonist in the end lets the antagonist live, because of moral reasons. Then they walk away and the camera zooms out and you see them walk over hundreds of dead bodies. Maybe Austin Powers or Naked Gun did this already.
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 4 weeks ago:
7.81 * 1052 =8216.12 check mate atheist
J/k, you forgot this (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ 10^52^ = 10^52^
