lengau

@lengau@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My collection is growing⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The key is to buy enough different pieces of furniture that you wind up with a separate set.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you look quickly you'd probably agree⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s clearly Evita Bezuidenhout.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The titles of celebrity subreddit photo posts be like:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you prefer if it were 3/3/2022 instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are people using the "þ" character?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can multitask. Get called slurs while I’m working and make an extra $1000/day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#environmentalist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate that restaurants will give me (non bendy) straws even when I specifically ask to not get a straw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Load bearing Tupperware⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I touch grass every day. I want to do it on my own terms, not Amazon’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨make like a tree i⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fruttholes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Another win for Linux!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Skyrius

  Actually that sounds pretty badass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just one more bro⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well now there are two electrons in the universe and their job is way easier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Framework supporting far-right racists?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t care if they’re selling computers to fascist psychos.

  I do care that they’re using their soapbox to promote those fascist psychos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Confirms Non-ADB APK Installs Will Require Developer Registration⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is essentially Google moving to do what I always thought was Apple’s malicious compliance on the DMA, but which European courts seem to have accepted as just fine. I’m pretty miffed at Google for sinking to Apple’s level on this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking for a chocaholic friend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If he moved out of Germany their per capita chocolate consumption would be right there with Ireland.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just tryna survive 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That part (in the Sahara desert) is significantly north of the equator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My head canon for Prodigy...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A coochie Moya. We are far from the boners of my people…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whats your dumb purchases?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No such thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plastic recycling in the home is basically a scam, but at the scale of a hospital where you’re generating large amounts of the same (known) plastic that’s going in its own bin, it’s much easier to recycle. I just bought a bunch of recycled PET that mostly came from medical waste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You do you. I switched to bar shampoo and I like it so much more!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Birds? You mean the last remaining dinosaurs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These pesky airbags⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Chipbob Bagpants

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Surprise—Nobody Wants 8K TVs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly? Get a large monitor and a sound bar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Surprise—Nobody Wants 8K TVs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If I were in the market for a new monitor and I could get an 8k monitor for under $1000 I’d consider it, but right now if one of my monitors broke I’d just be getting another 4k to replace it. The price isn’t worth it for me to have high DPI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, my character has Mirror’s Reflection. So I can get through any window just by duplicating and then un-duplicating myself. I’ve skipped trays that way and opened doors for my group using it.

  Worst thing that’s happened is a triggered a monster that one-shot me. From my team’s perspective I tried to duplicate through a window and instead just fell down unconscious. If I’d rolled better initiative I could’ve seen it and un-duplicated before it had a chance to do anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m playing a Pathfinder game where my character has something roughly resembling this ability, and so far it has allowed my party to essentially skip a few fights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How are they gonna prove he’s alive?

  Have him write “truths”? That’s just an LLM That’s trained to sound like him.

  Get his voice somewhere? They just fed that LLM into an AI voice cloner.

  Video? Ok so they added deepfake into the mix.

  Short bits of him leaving the White House from afar? Body double.

  He needs to travel the country doing rallies twice a day and shaking hands with all the people so we can actually see he’s alive. Anything short of that is just unconvincing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No title and I can't stop laughing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I only know in this picture because of the monogrammed beds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A loaf of milk is probably my favourite snack.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are they even doing this, the grass wasn't even that tall⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to have a neighbour who said he couldn’t live in a city because “it’s just too loud.” He would wake me up with his lawnmower at 7 AM every Saturday.

  Anyway, now I live in the city and I get to sleep in because people on the whole are actually pretty considerate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop children using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I initially read that as “stop using VPNs to watch child porn, ministers told” and was expecting a very different article.