lengau
@lengau@midwest.social
- Comment on Called it months ago. 2 weeks ago:
Gotta find something else to grate your cheese.
- Comment on Is your carbs addiction worth it? 2 weeks ago:
It’s okay though, they have a deal with the French.
- Comment on Jensen Huang at NVIDIA. 2 weeks ago:
Walter White in a diner, after Jesse Pinkman’s monologue.
- Comment on Woke 2 weeks ago:
Breaking: people with empathy affected by other people’s suffering.
- Comment on h8ers gonna h8 2 weeks ago:
I live in a small community with only around 8 billion others. We have our problems, but most of us are trying to make it work.
- Comment on h8ers gonna h8 2 weeks ago:
Less parking more literally anything else
- Comment on 3D Print some math. 3 weeks ago:
I thought it was carbonated?
- Comment on UMD Scientists Create ‘Smart Underwear’ to Measure Human Flatulence | UMD Department of Cell Biology & Molecular Genetics 4 weeks ago:
Surveillance panties!
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 4 weeks ago:
Actually she is under my bed now.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
When looking at the moon tarp you have to sign a waiver saying you are not Anish Kapoor and are not looking at it on behalf of Anish Kapoor.
- Comment on i guess lunar eclipse got an update too.. 4 weeks ago:
But what’s the turtle on?
- Comment on 2022 was a bleak year 😢 1 month ago:
Honestly fried erasers sounds better than their normal fare.
- Comment on It's literally science 1 month ago:
I use all three of those and my back hurts more.
- Comment on Nevermind the drink I'm holding 1 month ago:
It can be hard to distinguish deer from bears, but growing up in Africa I had to become good at animal identification.
- Comment on Nevermind the drink I'm holding 1 month ago:
A bear? With that tail?
This is clearly a deer.
- Comment on Liminal Space 1 month ago:
Hey now, don’t be rude. There are still some really good groundskeepers working there.
- Comment on Oh momma Imma drippin' ❤️🔥 1 month ago:
Don’t forget how when it’s an absolutely perfect day to actually be outside there will always be someone who says “we need to sit inside, I’m freezing!” Then you look at them and they’re wearing the legal minimum that can be considered “clothes”
- Comment on RAS Syndrome 1 month ago:
Ultra-ultraviolet? You mean Röntgen rays?
- Comment on Remember when car controls weren't complicated 1 month ago:
So many buttons and knobs! This would be so much simpler with just a single touch screen!
- Comment on The RAM shortage is coming for everything you care about 1 month ago:
I was supposed to get a device with 64 gigs of RAM later this year. I just got an email telling me that due to the RAM shortage they’ve cancelled the 64 gig version.
- Comment on Get Rich or Die Tryin 1 month ago:
50 cent, or as they call him in the UK, 38p
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
If your life is hard for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor.
Lol jk that’s too expensive.
- Comment on I say kill 'em all. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Now that the AMA has concluded we can get back to our usual serious business 1 month ago:
- Comment on Now that the AMA has concluded we can get back to our usual serious business 1 month ago:
Given that keeping him around was murdering both Tuvok and Neelix, killing Tuvix was technically -1 murders.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
This is a better analogy than you may have intended given that the saw isn’t going to do anything to the tracks.
- Comment on Taste the flavor 2 months ago:
Pancakes don’t contain a neurotoxin.
- Comment on Genes be crazy 2 months ago:
Cilantro: tastes like soap
Can smell ants: no
Sorry, I’m a counterpoint. I got the worst of both.
- Comment on Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney argues banning Twitter over its ability to AI-generate pornographic images of minors is just 'gatekeepers' attempting to 'censor all of their political opponents' 2 months ago:
Tim Sweeney has a shitty take? Must be a day ending in Y!
- Comment on Same sh!t different hat 2 months ago:
Why does this look AI generated?
