Why is the milk pipline so huge? Planning on using 10x milk compared to water? :)
New idea
Submitted 8 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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xia@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A family of five will use up to 50 gallons of milk a day performing their regular colon cleansing enema. A larger pipeline is not only important for the volume needed to complete the enemas, but also reduces the pressure. this increases the safety of the public and allows them to calm their bowels through milk-meditative-medicine, sponsored by 3M.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Make sure you let your milk line drip overnight if you’re up north. Otherwise the pipes will freeze.
Zanathos@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ll save the drip, I’d like sour milk after sitting by the time I need to use the tap.
MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 months ago
You drip them to get ice cream and prevent freezing; it’s a win-win
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Never have I nor never will I need that much milk
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
but what about choccy milk and capuchin lines?
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 8 months ago
Need a strawberry milk line too! We don’t want the pink cows going extinct now do we?
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Mmmm, milkline
Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Looks pretty AI slop-y…
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Milk Pipe Network
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=29…
A bit more elaborate:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXEcVNsDO_U
And, of course, IRL!
Milk Pipe Hoses
aeiou@piefed.social 8 months ago
I love the comments here.
OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag
average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!
armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?
armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!
person420@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
I’m more curious how a hot water main works? Is there just millions of miles of heated pipes underground? And I thought a gas boiler was inefficient.
saigot@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
There’s a few places that use the water runoff from a nuclear power plant to provide hot water or heating to surrounding homes. Apparently they only have a lose about 3% of the heat and can supply a 100km area.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Any time you want hot water, you need to wait for all of the water between your house and the heating facility to drain before you get hot water. It can help to coordinate with your neighbours.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Its impossible to tell who’s acting outraged for a joke and who’s getting whooshed.
MrSmith@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Perfect. At least some of the people are not asleep at the wheel and can still keep the place they like garbage-free.
I like that people can and do express that LLM slop is not welcome here.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 8 months ago
Honestly I wasn't going to post this, because it's an AI meme. I just thought the whole juxtaposition of the obvious AI image and the idea itself was so stupidly funny
Routhinator@startrek.website 8 months ago
Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality… yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps… wtf.
blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
This is a normal thing in Germany. It is called Fernwärme and uses insulated pipes.
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
You spent too long engaging the joke then. Corporate theft issues aside this is the perfect use of AI. Its 5 seconds and move on…
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 8 months ago
If you run the hot water lines under the streets it can double as snow removal in the winter to help reduce road salt consumption!
…We’ll just pretend we don’t have to worry about making urban heat islands worse in the summer
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
acceptable in major city with close blocks and no yards. as soon as suburbs exists, bad.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Iceland does the municipal hot water, at least in large parts of Reykjavik. Although many hotels heat their own, because the sulphur smell from it is somewhat an acquired taste.
Not the milk though, instead they pump fresh cold Skyr.
Natanael@infosec.pub 8 months ago
Most bigger municipalities in Sweden also does hot water for central heating - some and have just recently begun adding central cooling via cold water too
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
So cold has a return line, but got has to be released into the environment after use?
I think I just solved global warming
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
AI?
Pipes don’t connect like that underground. They’re buried too shallow, and the dirt barrier surrounding the pipes looks too clean. Pipes don’t go all the way to the house, and are just shown entering dirt at some point. Why not excavate it all?
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 months ago
The Milk Superhighway is coming.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Nut milk comes from male cows.
altphoto@lemmy.today 8 months ago
How about a cheese pipe?
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
When there is an outage cheese comes out instead
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
I thought of having soda faucets like that as a kid.
stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
That should be doable. You can carbonize the water and inject syrup.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
That is how (home use) soda machines work. Although the syrup gets usually mixed in while pouring into a glass.
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Oh God, the smells
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
Beer pipeline are a thing. At the Hellfest festival all the bars are connected to a beer pipeline fed by tankers trucks of beer.
es_eskaliert@feddit.org 8 months ago
That’s wild: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nMBRWg-1Uk
Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
There’s a permanent beer pipeline in Bruges connecting a brewery with the bottling plant 3km away
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
How about the CO2? German companies developed a system that catches all the CO2 and puts it back into the beer before bottling, because the CO2 from the beer tastes better than “regular” CO2
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Cum pipes when??
Fades@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Surely it would be two hot 1 cold not the other way around. Everyone knows blue = cold!
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
This but with coffee might work in some high density housing.
sundray@lemmus.org 8 months ago
Please, please! Put away your milkpipe!
Allero@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Better clean that thing well
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
True it would have to be sterile
enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
otherwise it’d be yogurt by the time it came to houses 😆
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
When I was a kid I learned that UK at some point had daily milk delivery. That seemed silly. We here in the continental Europe buy milk in cartons from the store, like civilised people!
Milk on tap would qualify as return to such barbarism.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 8 months ago
I thought it was so quaint but learning that the reason for milk delivery was due to a lack of pasteurization (and therefore very rapidly expiring milk), and how many people died by drinking unpasteurized milk quickly dispelled that thought process
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Milk delivery was widespread into the 1970s in Europe. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_delivery
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
I would argue that the UHT milk popular on the continent is the actual barbarism here.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 months ago
We still do daily milk delivery. Sadly much less common now, but there are still milkmen around.
m3t00@piefed.world 8 months ago
chocolate milk
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Almost as great of an idea as a direct burial copper water line!
PagPag@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Exactly. Almost as great of an idea as running a 1/2” hot/cold line 100+ ft to a house from… nvm, I give up, this is too stupid to even make a joke.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 8 months ago
Just keep running the hot water, it’ll get the cooled water from the pipes out of the system at some point!
SoupBrick@pawb.social 8 months ago
Ew, ai.
Sunshine@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Ewww people defending raping other animals.
commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
no one is doing that
ApeNo1@lemmy.world 8 months ago
dAIry. Conspiracy confirmed.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
this is all gampys fault, he shoulda shot that cow he found eating chips
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 8 months ago
Ew, content promoting
animal rapedairy products.Sunshine@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Ain’t that the truth!
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Thanks for calling it out. Something needed to be said with this post
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
It could be a femboy milk pipe, you don’t know.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 8 months ago
People would probably be more supportive of your cause if you didn’t overly exaggerate in the most extreme and incorrect ways
Grimtuck@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cleopatra would love this
ryan213@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Only if it’s raw! Hyukhyukhyuk.
dan69@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And then, a line for the internet as well!
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Why do you need the internet when you have milk?
dan69@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Is it subdivided by hot milk and cold milk
dan69@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Touché
icelimit@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Wasn’t there some discussion or pilot implementation of beer lines ?
buzz86us@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Idiocracy already came up with that
dariusj18@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Victoriocity has a town with hot coffee infrastructure