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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ew, ai.

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    • ApeNo1@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      dAIry. Conspiracy confirmed.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        this is all gampys fault, he shoulda shot that cow he found eating chips

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    • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ew, content promoting animal rape dairy products.

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      • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        People would probably be more supportive of your cause if you didn’t overly exaggerate in the most extreme and incorrect ways

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      • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It could be a femboy milk pipe, you don’t know.

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      • Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Thanks for calling it out. Something needed to be said with this post

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      • Sunshine@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It absolutely is bovine rape.

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      • Sunshine@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ain’t that the truth!

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    • Sunshine@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ewww people defending raping other animals.

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      • commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        no one is doing that

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  • aeiou@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love the comments here.

    OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag

    average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!

    armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?

    armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Honestly I wasn't going to post this, because it's an AI meme. I just thought the whole juxtaposition of the obvious AI image and the idea itself was so stupidly funny

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    • MrSmith@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Perfect. At least some of the people are not asleep at the wheel and can still keep the place they like garbage-free.

      I like that people can and do express that LLM slop is not welcome here.

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its impossible to tell who’s acting outraged for a joke and who’s getting whooshed.

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    • person420@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m more curious how a hot water main works? Is there just millions of miles of heated pipes underground? And I thought a gas boiler was inefficient.

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      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Any time you want hot water, you need to wait for all of the water between your house and the heating facility to drain before you get hot water. It can help to coordinate with your neighbours.

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      • saigot@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There’s a few places that use the water runoff from a nuclear power plant to provide hot water or heating to surrounding homes. Apparently they only have a lose about 3% of the heat and can supply a 100km area.

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  • BastingChemina@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Beer pipeline are a thing. At the Hellfest festival all the bars are connected to a beer pipeline fed by tankers trucks of beer.

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    • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s a permanent beer pipeline in Bruges connecting a brewery with the bottling plant 3km away

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      • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        How about the CO2? German companies developed a system that catches all the CO2 and puts it back into the beer before bottling, because the CO2 from the beer tastes better than “regular” CO2

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    • es_eskaliert@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s wild: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nMBRWg-1Uk

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  • Object@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cafe latte addicts’ dream setup

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    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Huh? Does people have coffee in their milk? Why would you want to taint milk?

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      cafe latter utility service competition has arrived.

      this reminds me of someone who lived near a brewery and got a line installed in his house. this happened long ago and i don’t remember the details

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  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As long as the shower had a milk faucet

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    • Ulvain@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For, you know… Things…

      Image

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      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Which country was this btw?

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Found Cleopatra’s Lemmy’s account

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      • MBech@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        yea, that wasn’t milk…

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cum pipes when??

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    • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re called dicks

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      • Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Richard pipelines?

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought of having soda faucets like that as a kid.

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    • stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That should be doable. You can carbonize the water and inject syrup.

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      • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That is how (home use) soda machines work. Although the syrup gets usually mixed in while pouring into a glass.

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  • Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality… yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps… wtf.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Iceland does the municipal hot water, at least in large parts of Reykjavik. Although many hotels heat their own, because the sulphur smell from it is somewhat an acquired taste.

      Not the milk though, instead they pump fresh cold Skyr.

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      • Natanael@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Most bigger municipalities in Sweden also does hot water for central heating - some and have just recently begun adding central cooling via cold water too

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    • misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You spent too long engaging the joke then. Corporate theft issues aside this is the perfect use of AI. Its 5 seconds and move on…

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    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you run the hot water lines under the streets it can double as snow removal in the winter to help reduce road salt consumption!

      …We’ll just pretend we don’t have to worry about making urban heat islands worse in the summer

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    • blackris@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is a normal thing in Germany. It is called Fernwärme and uses insulated pipes.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      acceptable in major city with close blocks and no yards. as soon as suburbs exists, bad.

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  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh God, the smells

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  • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Almost as great of an idea as a direct burial copper water line!

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    • PagPag@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Exactly. Almost as great of an idea as running a 1/2” hot/cold line 100+ ft to a house from… nvm, I give up, this is too stupid to even make a joke.

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      • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just keep running the hot water, it’ll get the cooled water from the pipes out of the system at some point!

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  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nut milk comes from male cows.

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  • Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    AI?

    Pipes don’t connect like that underground. They’re buried too shallow, and the dirt barrier surrounding the pipes looks too clean. Pipes don’t go all the way to the house, and are just shown entering dirt at some point. Why not excavate it all?

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Make sure you let your milk line drip overnight if you’re up north. Otherwise the pipes will freeze.

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    • MrShankles@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You drip them to get ice cream and prevent freezing; it’s a win-win

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    • Zanathos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ll save the drip, I’d like sour milk after sitting by the time I need to use the tap.

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Milk Superhighway is coming.

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  • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And then, a line for the internet as well!

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    • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why do you need the internet when you have milk?

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      • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Is it subdivided by hot milk and cold milk

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      • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Touché

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why is the milk pipline so huge? Planning on using 10x milk compared to water? :)

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A family of five will use up to 50 gallons of milk a day performing their regular colon cleansing enema. A larger pipeline is not only important for the volume needed to complete the enemas, but also reduces the pressure. this increases the safety of the public and allows them to calm their bowels through milk-meditative-medicine, sponsored by 3M.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Never have I nor never will I need that much milk

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This but with coffee might work in some high density housing.

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  • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Better clean that thing well

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      True it would have to be sterile

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      • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        otherwise it’d be yogurt by the time it came to houses 😆

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wasn’t there some discussion or pilot implementation of beer lines ?

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    • buzz86us@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Idiocracy already came up with that

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    • dariusj18@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Victoriocity has a town with hot coffee infrastructure

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks pretty AI slop-y…

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So cold has a return line, but got has to be released into the environment after use?

    I think I just solved global warming

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How about a cheese pipe?

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    • bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When there is an outage cheese comes out instead

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  • Fades@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Surely it would be two hot 1 cold not the other way around. Everyone knows blue = cold!

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  • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Milk Pipe Network

    steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=29…

    A bit more elaborate:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXEcVNsDO_U

    And, of course, IRL!

    Milk Pipe Hoses

    www.amazon.se/-/en/…/B0F2M9QQ3P

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    but what about choccy milk and capuchin lines?

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    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Need a strawberry milk line too! We don’t want the pink cows going extinct now do we?

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  • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mmmm, milkline

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Please, please! Put away your milkpipe!

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  • umbraroze@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When I was a kid I learned that UK at some point had daily milk delivery. That seemed silly. We here in the continental Europe buy milk in cartons from the store, like civilised people!

    Milk on tap would qualify as return to such barbarism.

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    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We still do daily milk delivery. Sadly much less common now, but there are still milkmen around.

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  • Grimtuck@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cleopatra would love this

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