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Just leave.

But I’m not sure you can ever fully cut Facebook out of your life. I signed up under a fake name and fake email in 2010 or so, used it for exactly one hour and never touched it again, and somehow I still get updates about people I know delivered to my inbox despite having changed my actual email several times since.

Behold, an ancient relic from the depths of the early interwebs: http://blackle.com

Originally intended to cut power usage in the days of CRT monitors, it continues to deliver old-style google results for reasons unknown

Though Google is probably still tracking you through it, somehow.

not an international auxiliary language

Hasn’t stopped people from trying to hammer it into one (i.e kokanu)