Empricorn
@Empricorn@feddit.nl
- Comment on Robotaxi Drives Double the Speed Limit, Hits Speed Bumps at Full Speed… Tesla Influencers Describe It as “Excellent.” 54 minutes ago:
What a moment for Musk to show true leadership.
- Comment on I have never in my 43 years heard of anyone else with the first name Sigourney. 10 hours ago:
No, the other Sigourney that doesn’t exist and no one knows about.
- Comment on I have never in my 43 years heard of anyone else with the first name Sigourney. 10 hours ago:
Sigourney Weav’r
- Comment on It is what it is 10 hours ago:
Apparently we consume porn in vastly different ways.
- Comment on Hurdler Wins 400-Meter Race Despite His Dick And Balls Falling Out Several Times 15 hours ago:
Pickleball!? There’s an obvious joke about the name somewhere here, but that’s just the low-hanging fruit.
- Comment on It is what it is 1 day ago:
“Ma’am, I heard it’s your birthday, so I brought this giant package…”
- Comment on It is what it is 1 day ago:
That’s adorable.
- Comment on Fan-made Mario Kart 64 PC port released, with track editor and ultrawide support 2 days ago:
Get your hands off my emulator!
- Comment on HAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK 2 days ago:
Debated not posting this comment just because the subject itself is so icky:
I am so glad that this is the term now. Some freaks argue that CP where a minor isn’t straight-up r*ped is “victimless” (too young, they didn’t know they were recorded, etc). The new CSAM term is a line in the sand and makes it clear that any material featuring minors created for that purpose is a product of sexual assault even if they “consent” to it. Legally, they can’t consent and the only way to create the material is to harm innocent children.
Anyway, I’m going to go find brain bleach like videos a kitten and a giant dog being best friends or something now…
- Comment on Tesla In 'Self-Drive Mode' Hit By Train After Turning Onto Train Tracks 2 days ago:
I won’t get in one because I’m not giving a single dollar of business to Musk. He can go jump up his own asshole.
- Comment on Tesla In 'Self-Drive Mode' Hit By Train After Turning Onto Train Tracks 2 days ago:
You don’t understand. Musk likes how they look, we can’t disturb that for “safety”!
- Comment on Lights out 2 days ago:
Legend has it someone pushed it perfectly vertical down to the bottom in the deepest part of the pool and it cut a kid clean in half…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
You shouldn’t live with someone you don’t trust.
- Comment on Aging is fun 3 days ago:
Yeah, I know. Thanks, me. I’m so dumb I don’t even remember creating that account or typing that!
- Comment on Pornhub is Back in France. 3 days ago:
Amazing.
- Comment on Protection 4 days ago:
Oh, that makes sense. Forgot it was in the gym…
- Comment on Protection 5 days ago:
it’s higher than eye-level, they don’t need a cage for it at all. It’s not even locked, just use any old Phillips screwdriver to remove the 4 screws!
- Comment on What the fuck 6 days ago:
Pregante!
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 1 week ago:
I read that as “Sning Ring” and got really happy at first.
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 1 week ago:
…Yes. People do like candy-coated chocolate.
- Comment on They used to keep that thing ice cold straight through the 90s. 1 week ago:
Or anus!
- Comment on Tips off the cops 1 week ago:
drinking m’slurpee
- Comment on Very small deal 1 week ago:
The remix, actually.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Price Has Been Confirmed 1 week ago:
…unless it’s made by Nintendo.
- Comment on We'd all be a lot happier if we understood this core truth 1 week ago:
I’m not really sure a horny/hungry toggle switch is “complicated emotions”.
- Comment on YouTube rolls out more unskippable ads that make viewers wait even longer to watch videos - Dexerto 1 week ago:
FYI, this is currently happening with Uber.
- Comment on Been a good couple of years 1 week ago:
New 2.0
- Comment on Been a good couple of years 1 week ago:
Personally, I did not come when RiF was dead. It was too sad…
- Comment on Been a good couple of years 1 week ago:
This is exactly when and why I stopped using Reddit permanently and switched to Lemmy. If you run out of “Active” content here, try switching to “Hot”. And then “New”!
- Comment on From Hero to Zero (Budget) 2 weeks ago:
That’s better than it going away completely, at least.
