Empricorn
@Empricorn@feddit.nl
- Comment on Will you help this maid do her job? 5 days ago:
I’m confused. It didn’t say anything about swiping, it says “scrolling up”. Didn’t that usually refer to the content?
- Comment on Awkward 2 weeks ago:
Pacifiers, glowsticks, water bottles…
- Comment on How would you drink from this cup? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Murphy's law 2 weeks ago:
Heaven forbid you check what you posted before clicking ‘submit’…
- Comment on Help 2 weeks ago:
“Speling”, lol. How offen well I knead that!?
- Comment on Ayooo 2 weeks ago:
It sounds like you had a very special relationship with this hammer…
- Comment on LegalEagle Suing PayPal's Honey 2 weeks ago:
Lol, “access your data” is a little different from “overwrite cookies, now sending all promised creator revenue to Honey”. Also, it found discounts, but stores had full control over over how much, and even if it didn’t give you a discount, it still claimed all referral revenue… Don’t act like that was all obvious, intuitive, and known by you, it wasn’t.
- Comment on LegalEagle Suing PayPal's Honey 2 weeks ago:
I’m so, so sick of these comments every time some shady shit is uncovered. “How could no one else see this, you’re all so stupid, I knew from the very first ad!”
Yes yes, you’re mommy’s special little genius, despite conspicuously absent comments from that time…
- Comment on I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA 2 weeks ago:
Does that loud cracking sound mean it’s working?
- Comment on I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA 2 weeks ago:
Well, I’m out of questions.
- Comment on Le Reddit Army is Here 2 weeks ago:
It’s just a list of nouns and proper nouns. Depending on what your post is, it could be a very unpopular opinion! Censoring words is why I won’t ever go back to Reddit…
- Comment on Microsoft is really serious about giving more products Copilot name on Windows 11 3 weeks ago:
It’s honestly refreshing when Microsoft does something not because it’s the most Microsoft thing they could do, but because they are just following the AI trend like all other companies…
- Comment on Subway lovers posted 5 weeks ago:
I mean… you don’t have any choice about the quality of the meat. Didn’t Subway get in trouble because they couldn’t prove their tuna salad actually contained any, uh… tuna?
- Comment on Wubuntu: The lovechild of Windows and Linux nobody asked for 1 month ago:
I didn’t think the Ghostbusters quote means “sleeping”, I think it’s referring to… you know
- Comment on Yevgeny Prigozhin had the training, the alibi, and the jacket but what was his motive? 1 month ago:
He does suffer from the notable disability of being dead himself.
- Comment on ugh i wish 1 month ago:
Lol, that’s actually not fair.
- Comment on ugh i wish 1 month ago:
Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave…
- Comment on lewd noodles 1 month ago:
Do you see him moving?
- Comment on brains! 1 month ago:
That’s quite a reduction and profoundly stupid. First off, the simple fact that-- WOAH, there’s a wall here??
- Comment on Ukraine uses US long-range missiles for first time, says Russia 1 month ago:
Classy. And yeah, that’s my point. Propagandists *ahem* think it’s not a big deal, “Russia just dipped across the border for some operations no biggie!” It’s a very big deal…
- Comment on Ukraine uses US long-range missiles for first time, says Russia 2 months ago:
False. Russia illegally invaded the sovereign nation of Ukraine. Everything else that forgives this act is propaganda…
- Comment on Ukraine uses US long-range missiles for first time, says Russia 2 months ago:
You can stop this any time, Russia. GTFO of Ukraine…
- Comment on rip frend 2 months ago:
That hole’s way too spacious for Saddam.
- Comment on There should be a term for people who never really returned from the pandemic's social isolation 2 months ago:
Yeah, because every job is made remote for introverts.
- Comment on Bought a Retroid Pocket Mini 2 months ago:
My thumbs hurt just looking at those thumbsticks…
- Comment on Is it possible to install my own OS on a "smart" TV? Is that a thing? 2 months ago:
That’s not true. I forget what the term is, but corporate displays are dead simple, no ads or bullshit. Think of something sold to a deli to display menu items. But be prepared: consumer TVs are so cheap partly because of the expected ad revenue, these will be more expensive. I’m about to buy my first TV upgrade in over a decade and I’m just going to never connect it to Wi-Fi. I might even disable the wireless adapter, we’ll see…
- Comment on Bluesky says it won’t train AI on your posts 2 months ago:
Yeah, I remember when Reddit promised similar things…
- Comment on Covfefe 2 months ago:
What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam!?
- Comment on Comcast, Disney, and IBM Are Among Advertisers Returning to X After Ad Freeze 2 months ago:
Cupping the balls.
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 2 months ago:
Straight. Or non-gay, cis, heterosexual? It’s only clinical if you treat it that way…
