Empricorn
@Empricorn@feddit.nl
- Comment on There should be a "last used combination" faucet handle for sinks so you don't have to balance hot and cold everytime during winter 1 hour ago:
As a kid, I saw an old movie with one of these in action. A dude and a lady were victims about to be eaten with the soup, and had to move around in it swishing the liquid and tipping the pot. Good stuff…
- Comment on We all do this 3 hours ago:
Yesterday, I was in the left (passing) lane and I missed something that was said on my podcast, so I signaled left instead of rewinding. ☹️ I swear, I drive safely and am not medically-diagnosed with Dumb!
- Comment on There should be a "last used combination" faucet handle for sinks so you don't have to balance hot and cold everytime during winter 3 hours ago:
I’m irritated by these half-measures. Just bathe in the hot water heater!
- Comment on Why does literally every single person at this crust/anarcho punk show look like they want to murder me? God these people are so intolerant. 22 hours ago:
No, I think it’s supposed to be from the ICE agent point of view. They’re the fascist at the anarcho punk show thinking this…
- Comment on Epstein’s brother Mark asking Steve Bannon if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba” - or Bill Clinton to the rest of us. 3 days ago:
Did you say
Image - Comment on iRobot’s revenue has tanked and it’s almost out of cash | "Roomba customers are understandably concerned about the impact these current financial troubles might have on their home cleaning robots." 3 days ago:
I would watch this screen version of The Brave Little Toaster 2.
- Comment on Just seen the latest American Opinion polls. 5 days ago:
Consent is important. Like, above all else. But also, if a woman wanted to suck my dick, like any time, for any reason, no matter the surroundings… I’m in. Wait, that’s consent.
- Comment on YSK: A single piece of paper towel can double the life of your leafy greens in the fridge. 5 days ago:
Just having a roll of paper towels is a powerful totem. Keep it within 100 yards of your fridge!
- Comment on I never understood what it was people did on Twitter. I understand it even less now that it is X. 5 days ago:
No, it’s pronounced “soft”, like Zsa Zsa Gabor.
- Comment on You don't even need the other 4 points. You're fine. 6 days ago:
- Comment on They Wylin' 6 days ago:
Sending one your way.
Not a meme, a silly cat!
- Comment on We like to party 1 week ago:
Poor Hazel. ☹️
- Comment on Our first look at the Steam Machine, Valve’s ambitious new game console 1 week ago:
Do… we know the price point yet?
- Comment on The House Of The Guy Calling You A Libtard 1 week ago:
You think I give a shit what the home of those that use “libtard” seriously looks like!? (Assuming we’re not talking about the over the top, bootlicking signs of adulation for a politician that hates them that adorn so many MAGA households)
- Comment on An Idea That I Could Get Behind 1 week ago:
Exactly what a gaffer would suggest.
- Comment on All grown up now 1 week ago:
No one’s offended…
- Comment on All grown up now 1 week ago:
“mad!?” I was making a joke too! But the fact remains: these two people look nothing alike, which is different from the other pictures…
- Comment on All grown up now 1 week ago:
Yes! That would have been perfect. A little Carl Weathers, some Stranger Things… baby, you’ve got a stew going!
- Comment on All grown up now 1 week ago:
OP can only think of 2 black people, neither of whom look anything like each other.
- Comment on Which community for showing my apps? 1 week ago:
c/TGIFridays
- Comment on Don't have a cow 1 week ago:
vibe
- Comment on Sliced off the tip of my thumb, what are some good one handed games? 2 weeks ago:
Turn-based?
- Comment on US government shutdown now longest ever 2 weeks ago:
This isn’t strategy, it’s cruelty and corruption. They don’t want to feed poor people, and they also want to give more of our money to their insurance company CEO buddies.
- Comment on Death of beloved neighborhood cat sparks outrage against robotaxis in San Francisco 2 weeks ago:
Or even better: Be the “good guy” by giving your cat a happy, healthy, secure, and longer life by keeping them indoors. People hate to be told what to do, and some cats love it outside, but guess what? My dog would love to eat 10lbs of chocolate. We have to look out for their best interests. This obviously doesn’t mean don’t ever take them outside leashed or supervised, but the fact remains: indoor cats have a better, less stressful life, and didn’t decimate local bird populations…
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 3 weeks ago:
Impossible to tell without more info
One of the only completely honest people! Even doctors and entomologists rarely are confident enough to diagnose the specific cause just from images of a bite…
- Comment on card game shop 3 weeks ago:
You did your service faithfully! It’s time to relax and show down now, you deserve it…
- Comment on Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod? 3 weeks ago:
Remember Biden’s “I did that!” (lying) stickers that were placed on gas pumps by maga freaks? It’s trivial to put your political opponent in an ad where they are saying something they’re not, because pointing is seen as an aggressive gesture by the people coaching them for speeches, debates, etc. So they do the silly thumb-point for emphasis recommended by political strategists…
- Comment on During the lead up to the Holocaust did the N... regime just kidnap people who they even thought were Jews? Kind of like ICE is doing to citizens today? 3 weeks ago:
You take that back.
- Comment on China bans influencers from speaking on ‘serious’ topics like finance or health without university degree 3 weeks ago:
It sounds good until you think about it. “Government” prevents people from talking about certain subjects unless they are experts. But who decides what subjects, and who decides what credentials mean they’re worthy of discussing those subjects?
I can only guess about China, but in the US, a similar law would mean Republicans are granted and mandated censorship of whatever they want…
- Comment on Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like 3 weeks ago:
No that’s what the front of my fridge will never look like no matter my net worth. I will never buy a smart refrigerator, certainly not this model from Samsung!
