NigelFrobisher

@NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of the stack of frozen mini pizzas you could get in the 80s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is something you like to tell people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I was doing this until it started getting cold in the morning!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me of when I was doing chi gungs with a YouTube monk, until he started making bizarre claims that I’d never get sick again and my body would magically heal itself. It did not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone use a phone without a protective case?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you still store it on the floor?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone use a phone without a protective case?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, same iphone for six years now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My petty gripe: Australians just don’t know how to act right on public transport⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  These are definitely common problems in public transport. On Bourke Street you might fight your way into a tram and stand pressed up against the door, only to see a huge uninhabited space a short way down the aisle that no-one is using. Crowd dynamics are weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pull to enter, you say?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I would still push the door latch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whatever happened to cheap eReaders? – Terence Eden’s Blog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I couldn’t even get hold of one for most of last year until the ships finally got some stock in for Black Friday. I should jailbreak it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  lol, this ironically looks like what Americans who’ve never left their county think British food is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Potagers hate this one weird trick!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(゜O゜;⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This fish foresaw that evolution would lead to celebrity news, Return To Office mandates, and oversized utes, and decided it was happy precisely where it was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A fake Facebook event disguised as a math problem has been one of its top posts for 6 months⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Arguing about maths is like dancing to architecture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NYPD robocops: Hulking, 400-lb robots will start patrolling New York City⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If they ever have these on Manchester it’d end up with hooded scallies riding hacked ones around and they’d get dumped in a canal. The Street finds its own use for things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NYPD robocops: Hulking, 400-lb robots will start patrolling New York City⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The least realistic part of Robocop is that the cops were still trying to be good people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NYPD robocops: Hulking, 400-lb robots will start patrolling New York City⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope someone zaps one and reprograms it worth Alan Tudyk’s voice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 5 stages of Charles Manson⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stay classy Daily Heil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak masculinity⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dad?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinda fucked up tbh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Tim Curry in the only place safe from Capitalism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want a chav boyfriend. Where can I find adult chavs? (If you don't know what that is, they're called bogans in Australia and rednecks in the US)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s neds, isn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want a chav boyfriend. Where can I find adult chavs? (If you don't know what that is, they're called bogans in Australia and rednecks in the US)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Try the local flat roof pub. If you’re not sure where it is, listen for the barking of the XL Bully left neglected in the back yard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Official" Russian Military game depicting invasion of Ukraine released on Steam as Yunarmy propaganda⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tatu were pretty good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Official" Russian Military game depicting invasion of Ukraine released on Steam as Yunarmy propaganda⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone needs to do a mod where your armour is tissue thin and there are waves of fibre optic drones coming down at you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MEGA PENGUIN⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I want this as my next album cover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The European Commission says it is investigating Pornhub, Stripchat, XNXX, and XVideos for potential child safety Digital Services Act (DSA) violations “as a matter of priority”⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll bet they are!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Think Tank Behind Project 2025 Just Published Trump's Iran War Plan⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hot new “land war in Asia” just dropped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOOM: The Dark Ages Has Reportedly Sold Less Than 1 Million Copies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a video on YouTube called “Doom The Dark Ages Story Explained” but it’s a Doom game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Telegraph has deleted this sob story ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’d have to delete the whole paper then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨German court sends Volkswagen execs to prison over Dieselgate scandal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was this really that hard? If money can buy justice then there is no justice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're deep into the baggy era mate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The skinny jeans era was a nightmare of elasticated crap that died on contract with a washing machine. We’d better not have to go back to seeing everyone’s pants over their low waistline though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is there a picture of a golf clubhouse?