NigelFrobisher

@NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man who lost bitcoin fortune in Welsh tip explores purchase of entire landfill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He should not an entire mining community around digging for the drive, complete with a male voice choir, Mike-Leigh-esque kitchen sink drama and social commentary. In the end the drive will be lost forever but the real treasure will be the vital and invigorating exploration of life in post-Empire, post-Thatcher Britain we made along the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Driver caught doing 122mph on 30mph road as UK’s shocking speed records revealed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was literally thinking of Mauldeth Road as an example of where you could do this but absolutely shouldn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Driver caught doing 122mph on 30mph road as UK’s shocking speed records revealed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ford Focus with full body kit and wrap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Last of Us totally blew me away⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember in part 2 you can dive into prone from running.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A young computer scientist and two colleagues show that searches within data structures called hash tables can be much faster than previously deemed possible.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All we have to do is rename b-trees to “hash tables” and database lookup times will be changed forever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French President Emmanuel Macron announces €100 billion investments in AI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then they can ask the chatbot how to get the country out of debt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Workers at NASA Told to ‘Drop Everything’ to Scrub Mentions of Indigenous People, Women from Its Websites⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thames Water seeks court approval for emergency cash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How about they clawback some of the fat dividends they’ve been paying out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NSW Police sergeant accused of filming and distributing vision of colleague's genitals given warning⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A “vision” like in a spirit quest?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WH Smith in secret talks to sell historic high street arm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You keep using that word, “secret”. I don’t think it means what you think you it does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft lay off another 185 people and shutter one of the studios behind Star Wars: Outlaws and The Division 2⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Games can’t flop if you don’t publish any.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI prototypes for UK welfare system dropped as officials lament ‘false starts’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am shocked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Musk gesture, activists project 'Heil' on Tesla plant⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It turns out lots of people on our side in WW2 thought the Nazis were only bad because they were on the other side, and not because of their repellent authoritarian, genocidal ideology.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Musk gesture, activists project 'Heil' on Tesla plant⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The party has to redefine reality - basically as a flex. The mainstream media get to show deference to the regime by bending the knee, whereas anyone who calls out the emperor’s new clothes goes on a list as a potential troublemaker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robot packers and AI cameras: UK retail embraces automation to cut staff costs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only true AI is the Elites in the original Halo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baldur's Gate 3 publishing director thinks GTA 6 might have the "clout" to normalise a $100 price tag⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The economy might have the clout to normalise buying it on sale three years after release.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK low- to middle-income families far poorer than OECD counterparts – study⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oxford English Cunt Dictionary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Israel far-right minister vows to oppose Gaza deal⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am shocked, I tell you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"It seems likely Elon Musk has lost over half of the UK twitter daily audience by now"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Newton Heath Working Men’s Club has to take it for me. The beer garden is literally a cage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There’s No Dancing Around It: Apple’s Vision Pro Was An Ugly Dud⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The tech companies seem more interested in what will bouy up their share prices than actually producing products that people want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨26 years late but I finally beat Half Life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I got stuck at a bad save point where Gonarch wouldn’t come down to the boss area and gave up forever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the life I dream of from my cubicle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the bit about his friends having to roll a natural 20 to get him out of gaol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I finally did it. I maxed out my tabs on iPhone Safari.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's 2025 now, what are the games you'll be starting the year with?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dishonoured, Uncharted Collection

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I never realized this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m noes! People are doing things I didn’t agree to again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel bad for her - because that’s got to be dementia or something - but she shouldn’t be driving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man questioned in case of murdered health exec⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They were asking him what it felt like to extra-judicially kill a white man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FBI recommends coming up with a 'secret word or phrase' to make sure your family know you're you and not some hellish AI copycat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Klaatu barada nmmmpph

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More than 600 Brazilians deported by Home Office on three secret flights⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mum: We have a left wing government at home. The Left wing government at home:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Transport Secretary Louise Haigh resigns after Sky News revealed mobile phone guilty plea⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile in America, it’s practically a requirement of office to be a convicted felon.