“Popehammer” sounds like the name of a Catholic Power Metal band…
Put him on the cart.
Submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
That would be Wytch Hazel
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
reasonable precaution, if you also believe in spirits impregnating a woman who then birthed the son of god, everthings possible.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Isn’t that what JD Vance did when he visited the pope, killing him?
Since the Trump administration thrives on falsifying news, can’t we go in the counter offensive by mass spreading JD Vance killed the pope? I think this would be so funny and his dumb fanbase might actually believe it and start to hate him for it.
Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Can anyone proof he did not Kill the proof?
Were you there? Talked to someone in person who was there?
If not, all the information you/i/we have got most likely delivered as a bunch of hackable pixels.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just askin’ questions
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You cannot prove a negative, so he did it.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 year ago
I bet that thing has incredible scaling in a FTH/STR build.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
!soulslike@lemmy.zip :)
Rhoeri@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This guy Souls.
fargeol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A made-up factoid would have said seven hits with the hammer, so I guess this one is true.
juliebean@lemm.ee 1 year ago
lazyViking@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes, that is the definition of a factoid
juliebean@lemm.ee 11 months ago
i had never heard that definition of factoid before this thread, personally, so i figured folks might appreciate a source. *shrugs*
Kommeavsted@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
The snopes article doesn’t say it’s outright false, just that it’s not based on available evidence. So stating it as fact rather than rumor is misinformation.
The Vatican has failed to deny it for over 20 years of inquiry. The impact of this claim is benign compared to pretty much anything else the church has factually done.
it’s funny and harmless, meme on.
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 year ago
How about a holy tazer? You know, a little twitching goes a long way.
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Should hit him with a Klingon pain stick.
trolololol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Glory to the Vatican house! Yesterday was a good day (for the Pope) to die!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 1 year ago
They like to keep the bodies/relics so maybe there is a wack’a’pope machine in the vatican
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Dunno about you, but I’m bopping the bishop right now bb.
D_C@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Pics or it didn’t happen!!
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I FEEL POPE-Y! I FEEL POPE-Y!
bdot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
not sure which definition of “factoid” i should be using here…
Draegur@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s to make sure they STAY dead.
Unsanctioned resurrections are strictly forbidden.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Or next thing you get two pope lines and one of them messes around with your vampire boyfriend
trolololol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But if it’s during Easter, is it really forbidden?
Or is this Jesus being a jealous prick?
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fun fact: the word “factoid” means a false bit of information that is being passed as fact. It doesn’t mean “a small interesting tidbit of information”.
Though I suppose the official definition will be changed since the proper one is seemingly dead
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Factlet?
lenuup@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Which means that OP used factoid correctly.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You know, it should be obvious, but until you brought it up here, I was guilty of thinking of it as just some colloquialism (which it very well may be). But if you think of the suffix -oid, taking “humanoid” for example, you get something that isn’t presenting itself as a human. But I didn’t come to that conclusion, I just was like, wow, they bop the Pope with a hammer.
So thanks.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, most lexicons being descriptive rather prescriptive makes etymology one hell of a twisted labyrinth. I agree it’s important for a lot of reasons. The last thing we need right now is a State enforcing some kind of “Newspeak”
Fetus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A really fun factoid is that factoids being false information is not actually true!
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The inventor of this method: „he was dead before I hit him. I was totally just checking with my medical hammer, you guys. Believe me.“
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Everyone who wants a promotion, raise your hand! Keep them up if you believe my story!
ArtificialHoldings@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s giving Midsommar
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 year ago
gibmiser@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Now that’s a reference
hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nono, I remember this from JPII’s death. They yell his birth name 3 times into his room and then they use the hammer to smash his ring and seals. Dude was in a coma for a just long enough for us to hope for a Undead Pope -> Emperor on the Golden Throne situation.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Except this time the pope asked them to do it while Vance was in the room.
frezik@midwest.social 1 year ago
New DnD artifact dropped.
johsny@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Holy hammer of Popeslaying.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So…
Like full swing or just a little tap tap?
marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Gotta be concave for the conclave!
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If they were physicists they’d hold the tip of the handle with a pinching gesture, then pull the hammer back to horizontal and let it drop. Swinging with a perfect arc it would thud into the pope’s head with just enough force to hurt anyone who was still alive, and get a response.
However seeing as they’re still using a hammer to test for brain activity - we can assume the Catholic Church isn’t that friendly to science or something.
DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I shit you not, it took the Catholic Church until the 1800’s to finally accept that the Earth revolves around the fucking Sun. Maybe the 1750’s if someone’s feeling generous, but they were still censoring Galileo’s and Copernicus’s books at that time.
danekrae@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Szeth Son Son Vallano wore white on the day he was to kill a pope
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.
frezik@midwest.social 1 year ago
Oh, they did. Telling if someone was really dead was difficult until modern medicine figured it out in the last century or so. People got buried alive by unwitting village elders all the time.
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’d think it were unwitting village elders getting buried alive.
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
it was common enough that the “Safety Coffin” was invented to help deal with it. If you heard a bell ringing in the graveyard, someone was alive down there.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
What happens if they hit the pope with the pipe hammer and he sits up and screams “Ow!” ??? 🤔
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If the pope can’t cast Abjure Hammer he doesn’t deserve to be pope
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The hammer does +1d8 radiant damage against undead
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’m guessing the college of cardinals makes that decision on a case by case basis.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Shell cases, if that hammer is any indicator.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
trolololol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Rossi pra Papa! Você leu aqui primeiro, comigo.
A eleição vai ser decidida na cage.
Donkter@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Six more weeks of winter.
Bahnd@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[insert monty python “Bring out your dead” sketch here]
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
“I feel happy! Happy! Hap-” thud
“Thanks for that.”
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The hammer deals holy damage, so it’ll be very effective to keep hitting.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Shouldn’t the pope be strong against holy damage? Unless…Holy shit someone call Dan Brown!
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
critical miss undead pope deals 15 crushing damage plus disease
LumpyPancakes@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Does a squirrel listen and determine good pope, bad pope?
otacon239@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I want to believe this is real
Nomad@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Reminds me of the dead sailors that would be sewn into their hammock and thrown overboard. And just to make sure they were really dead, they would sew one stitch through the nose.