it’s fun, but alas, false.
Put him on the cart.
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juliebean@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Kommeavsted@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
The snopes article doesn’t say it’s outright false, just that it’s not based on available evidence. So stating it as fact rather than rumor is misinformation.
The Vatican has failed to deny it for over 20 years of inquiry. The impact of this claim is benign compared to pretty much anything else the church has factually done.
it’s funny and harmless, meme on.
lazyViking@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yes, that is the definition of a factoid
juliebean@lemm.ee 1 week ago
i had never heard that definition of factoid before this thread, personally, so i figured folks might appreciate a source. *shrugs*
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Fun fact: the word “factoid” means a false bit of information that is being passed as fact. It doesn’t mean “a small interesting tidbit of information”.
Though I suppose the official definition will be changed since the proper one is seemingly dead
Fetus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
A really fun factoid is that factoids being false information is not actually true!
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You know, it should be obvious, but until you brought it up here, I was guilty of thinking of it as just some colloquialism (which it very well may be). But if you think of the suffix -oid, taking “humanoid” for example, you get something that isn’t presenting itself as a human. But I didn’t come to that conclusion, I just was like, wow, they bop the Pope with a hammer.
So thanks.
lenuup@reddthat.com 1 week ago
Which means that OP used factoid correctly.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yeah, most lexicons being descriptive rather prescriptive makes etymology one hell of a twisted labyrinth. I agree it’s important for a lot of reasons. The last thing we need right now is a State enforcing some kind of “Newspeak”
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Factlet?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 week ago
So…
Like full swing or just a little tap tap?
danekrae@lemmy.world 1 week ago
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Szeth Son Son Vallano wore white on the day he was to kill a pope
marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Gotta be concave for the conclave!
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If they were physicists they’d hold the tip of the handle with a pinching gesture, then pull the hammer back to horizontal and let it drop. Swinging with a perfect arc it would thud into the pope’s head with just enough force to hurt anyone who was still alive, and get a response.
However seeing as they’re still using a hammer to test for brain activity - we can assume the Catholic Church isn’t that friendly to science or something.
DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I shit you not, it took the Catholic Church until the 1800’s to finally accept that the Earth revolves around the fucking Sun. Maybe the 1750’s if someone’s feeling generous, but they were still censoring Galileo’s and Copernicus’s books at that time.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
reasonable precaution, if you also believe in spirits impregnating a woman who then birthed the son of god, everthings possible.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 week ago
I bet that thing has incredible scaling in a FTH/STR build.
Rhoeri@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This guy Souls.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
!soulslike@lemmy.zip :)
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.
frezik@midwest.social 1 week ago
Oh, they did. Telling if someone was really dead was difficult until modern medicine figured it out in the last century or so. People got buried alive by unwitting village elders all the time.
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
it was common enough that the “Safety Coffin” was invented to help deal with it. If you heard a bell ringing in the graveyard, someone was alive down there.
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You’d think it were unwitting village elders getting buried alive.
otacon239@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I want to believe this is real
deus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s unclear. The Vatican denies it, but apparently weirder methods have been used to certify the passing of a pope before, so who knows.
Ferrous@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Same. I had to look it up. In doing my deep research, I learned that they used an EKG on Jonny P II to confirm his expiration. That shit’s hilarious. It was someone’s job to EKG that OBVIOUSLY dead corpse, lol.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Eh, a lot of the time EMS will do the same thing on a corpse call. It’s one of those ‘dot your is and cross your ts’ things. I’ll give the JPdub EKG a pass.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
iirc it was until the 19th or 20th century then…
Draegur@lemm.ee 1 week ago
It’s to make sure they STAY dead.
Unsanctioned resurrections are strictly forbidden.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Or next thing you get two pope lines and one of them messes around with your vampire boyfriend
trolololol@lemmy.world 1 week ago
But if it’s during Easter, is it really forbidden?
Or is this Jesus being a jealous prick?
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 1 week ago
They like to keep the bodies/relics so maybe there is a wack’a’pope machine in the vatican
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
Dunno about you, but I’m bopping the bishop right now bb.
D_C@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Pics or it didn’t happen!!
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The inventor of this method: „he was dead before I hit him. I was totally just checking with my medical hammer, you guys. Believe me.“
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Everyone who wants a promotion, raise your hand! Keep them up if you believe my story!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 week ago
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I FEEL POPE-Y! I FEEL POPE-Y!
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Isn’t that what JD Vance did when he visited the pope, killing him?
Since the Trump administration thrives on falsifying news, can’t we go in the counter offensive by mass spreading JD Vance killed the pope? I think this would be so funny and his dumb fanbase might actually believe it and start to hate him for it.
Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
Can anyone proof he did not Kill the proof?
Were you there? Talked to someone in person who was there?
If not, all the information you/i/we have got most likely delivered as a bunch of hackable pixels.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Just askin’ questions
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You cannot prove a negative, so he did it.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 week ago
gibmiser@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Now that’s a reference
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Should hit him with a Klingon pain stick.
trolololol@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Glory to the Vatican house! Yesterday was a good day (for the Pope) to die!
ArtificialHoldings@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s giving Midsommar
fargeol@lemmy.world 1 week ago
A made-up factoid would have said seven hits with the hammer, so I guess this one is true.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“Popehammer” sounds like the name of a Catholic Power Metal band…
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Except this time the pope asked them to do it while Vance was in the room.
bdot@lemmy.world 1 week ago
not sure which definition of “factoid” i should be using here…
hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Nono, I remember this from JPII’s death. They yell his birth name 3 times into his room and then they use the hammer to smash his ring and seals. Dude was in a coma for a just long enough for us to hope for a Undead Pope -> Emperor on the Golden Throne situation.
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Needs more JPEG.
LumpyPancakes@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Does a squirrel listen and determine good pope, bad pope?
Nomad@infosec.pub 1 week ago
Reminds me of the dead sailors that would be sewn into their hammock and thrown overboard. And just to make sure they were really dead, they would sew one stitch through the nose.
frezik@midwest.social 1 week ago
New DnD artifact dropped.
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 week ago
How about a holy tazer? You know, a little twitching goes a long way.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 week ago
What happens if they hit the pope with the pipe hammer and he sits up and screams “Ow!” ??? 🤔
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The hammer deals holy damage, so it’ll be very effective to keep hitting.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
critical miss undead pope deals 15 crushing damage plus disease
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Shouldn’t the pope be strong against holy damage? Unless…Holy shit someone call Dan Brown!
Donkter@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Six more weeks of winter.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
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trolololol@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Rossi pra Papa! Você leu aqui primeiro, comigo.
A eleição vai ser decidida na cage.
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The hammer does +1d8 radiant damage against undead
Bahnd@lemmy.world 1 week ago
[insert monty python “Bring out your dead” sketch here]
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 week ago
“I feel happy! Happy! Hap-” thud
“Thanks for that.”
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I’m guessing the college of cardinals makes that decision on a case by case basis.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Shell cases, if that hammer is any indicator.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If the pope can’t cast Abjure Hammer he doesn’t deserve to be pope