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@trolololol@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deportation? There's an app for that.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What about I fill it for ted cruz?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckerberg, the Lawyer, Is Suing Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Suing for what? Defamation because they think the lawyer is as sleazy as the ceo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL about Android Translation Layer (ATL), a way to port Android apps to Linux Mobile⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Genuine question, how do you do banks and Netflix on your phone?

  Both apps and others with similar paranoia are my biggest hold ups for rooting or custom ROMs. And nope, laptop is not an option for me, I spend too many work hours on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let Google know what you think about their proposed restrictions on sideloading Android apps. - Android developer verification requirements [Feedback Form]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also the true malware is currently signed and it still reaches millions of people, most of the time downloaded straight from store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let Google know what you think about their proposed restrictions on sideloading Android apps. - Android developer verification requirements [Feedback Form]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First, we don’t have this in Android and we’re better off.

  It’s another flavour of gatekeeping.

  Second, why do we want to copy apple?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't you creating more workers??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure your half orange (or was it apple) is out there somewhere, and hope eventually you’ll find them.

  Except if you’re follower of one of those toxic masculinity thing. In that case you’re likely looking in the wrong place, because if you hate women your soul mate is someone else from your cult - you love guys like you but didn’t realise it yet. Also go f yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Le Penguini⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the right answer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, shaming shameless corp always works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ukraine rescues soldier via drone delivery of complete e-bike⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What the hell was that paragraph about Amazon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨St. Paul, MN, was hacked so badly that the National Guard has been deployed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mate have a look at the SharePoint vulnerability. It’s embarrassingly bad. Like really really bad, and btw so bad that it’s very easy to understand and exploit. And prevent too, if a jr in my team did this I’d get them in trouble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨White House unveils sweeping plan to “win” global AI race through deregulation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Uuuuh Bush wants a word. He may not be THIS stupid but he earned being called stupid a long time ago.

  And I maintain, idiots are in power for far longer than you claim. Just because now there’s a competition, it doesn’t diminish how useless other administrators were.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thingiverse uses AI to block production of ghost guns⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally someone using new tech tools in a sensible and useful way .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How we Rooted Copilot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If I have to choose between either ms or an unknown being correct, I pick the unknown person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the periodic table still getting new additions?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When you say macroscopic time are we talking about seconds or years? Wondering whether we can actually build a circuit or something if we could produce a few mg of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨White House unveils sweeping plan to “win” global AI race through deregulation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean now? This has been going on for many millenniums!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like it was on purpose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yeah you could also go like that backwards in time. Iran kidnap crisis, OPEP, cold war, hot wars ( proxy and ww i, ii) and so on and so on.

  At least 1st world was steadily growing and improving since 1945, almost uninterrupted (yep, crisis in 1st world are amateur levels). If you were NOT born in 1st world you have to add corruption levels you can’t imagine, economy rollercoaster that makes 10% inflation look like an utopia, and CIA destabilizing your country every single time it starts catching up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen if I just drove straight south to Mexico?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you teach in Spanish??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep it’s so unfair that fashion uses unattainable levels of beauty every time. This is the equivalent of the anorexic model wearing high fashion on the cat walk to sell eye liners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who have been in meetings to determine back to in office policy. What was the discussion like?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds legit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to guess somewhere people think they’re free or something silly like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn’t Apple/Samsung/Google use new tech like every other phone maker?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t they just kill that big 3d glasses after like 5 years everyone else and their dog did 3d glasses and gave up?

  In Jobs time there was this perception that Apple does everything perfect. Then he dies and the perception stayed. It was never true, but now it’s so much further from truth. Charging mouse from the underside is plain stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨poor jeremy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jeromy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨poor jeremy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can love gardening and snails, they’re opposing forces

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cow eggs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Estos huevos no son de vaca sino de toro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do animals in the Peppa Pig universe work?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself, I enjoy watching Pepa and little kingdom more than my son ever did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nostalgia hit me.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Upvote

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Germany deems DeepSeek as illegal content after it is unable to address data security concerns, and asks Apple and Google to block it from their app stores⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Politicians also act like children. There’s no evidence they get their authority from being either smarter or more competent than an average person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America last night⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just sounds like a bad joke to me. But I tend to dislike all stand up stuff, so I’ll wait until someone else judges this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just one more⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I went looking for 404 but that can’t be found.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This graph but with fediverse apps?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This must be original content, the pixels are still shiny and crisp out of gimp