danekrae
@danekrae@lemmy.world
- Comment on hey, I think I've seen that one 6 days ago:
“Some salt on your meal, sir?”
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 6 days ago:
We do need a reboot…
- Comment on Found a fucking list. 1 week ago:
I love Wonder.
I can never hear stuff like “they were filled with wonder” again.
- Comment on Hate when it happens! 1 week ago:
🎵 Pee is in the balls, pain is in the spleen. 🎵
Love that song.
- Comment on Hate when it happens! 1 week ago:
It’s so weird. I totally forgot that’s a thing. They’re one of the main reasons why I hated running in gym class, and I guess, subconsciously, why I never wanted to exercise even as an adult.
I started running almost two years ago and haven’t experienced it yet.
- Comment on Have a good trip 1 week ago:
I was going to comment on how that wouldn’t work as a bong, until I saw your comment.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 weeks ago:
“And you do you want your beard?”
“Just copy/paste my mustache to my chin. I’m a busy man.”
- Comment on ‘The vehicle suddenly accelerated with our baby in it’: the terrifying truth about why Tesla’s cars keep crashing 2 weeks ago:
it has come in clutch a few times when I started to get drowsy and drifted off my lane.
Respect for sharing your mistakes.
- Comment on US debt is now $37trn – should we be worried? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Thank you, Thor! 2 weeks ago:
According to 30 rock it is.
- Comment on Thank you, Thor! 2 weeks ago:
Who is she?
- Comment on Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face 2 weeks ago:
7 inches long. Sturdy high impact plastic.
That’s what everybody asks about when buying products for your face.
- Comment on You got it, buddy 3 weeks ago:
Isn’t it near Uranus?
- Comment on Denmark Switches from Microsoft to LibreOffice and Linux 3 weeks ago:
Schleswig-Holstein
We count those.
- Comment on What a fun guy! 3 weeks ago:
Be careful with puns on Lemmy, there isn’t mushroom for error.
- Comment on Science has gone too far 3 weeks ago:
This reminds me of a trip to Asia… I don’t want to talk about it…
- Comment on The meaning to life 4 weeks ago:
Like Icarus falling amongst feathers and melted wax.
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 4 weeks ago:
“Are you wearing a ring for carrying poison?”
“…How did you know?!”
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 5 weeks ago:
The last one wouldn’t look both ways before crossing a street…
- Comment on Japan can't seem to catch a break 1 month ago:
I read some article about male bus drivers, whom wore skirts in protest, because they weren’t allowed to wear shorts.
- Comment on Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today] 2 months ago:
I wonder if americans will ever learn, that there is no such thing as bad publicity…
- Comment on Put him on the cart. 2 months ago:
He was wearing white, when he went into the room.
- Comment on YouTube Music wants me to verify my age. 2 months ago:
Well sure, but this is danish.
- Comment on AI can steal your voice, and there's not much you can do about it 4 months ago:
most of which are free
How horrible! Even poor people can do it…
- Comment on Israelis mock Palestinian children in viral TikTok 'prank call' trend 4 months ago:
I haven’t been able to find anything about that. Can you help?
- Comment on This is also when I conveniently forget you called, making your preferred method of communication incredibly slow compared to texting. 4 months ago:
Friends and family must feel real lucky to have you in their lives.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
I was the same. Then I turned 30…
- Comment on Little know fact 4 months ago:
Well he does seem rich.
- Comment on Video: Israelis are asked how many civilians have been killed in Gaza. 6 months ago:
Somebody edit the video, so they are talking about Auschwitz…
“I don’t care”… “The children will grow up to be terrorists anyway”…
- Comment on Le Reddit Army is Here 6 months ago:
No he didn’t. He was with me 10.000 miles away at the time.
