Fetus
@Fetus@lemmy.world
- Comment on They're perfect 1 week ago:
They look like if Salad Fingers had frostbite.
- Comment on Cloud saving huh? 2 weeks ago:
It’s to warm people up to the idea that eventually there will just be a screen connected to the network. Any actual computing being done will be hidden behind multiple subscriptions.
- Comment on The crossover you've been waiting for 1 month ago:
St Peter has Sunday off for religious reasons.
- Comment on How long until we can start shorting years to 2 numbers again? 1 month ago:
What is that holiday Americans celebrate by blowing their fingers off with firecrackers?
You say the day first, the person listening has exactly 0 idea what the hell you’re talking about until you get to the month.
This is how conversations work. By the end of the sentence, you know what someone has said.
How long is the pause in your speech between words that you have to worry about losing someone’s attention after a single word?
- Comment on for ranked smoking only 1 month ago:
- Comment on PSA 1 month ago:
I was Shpongled at a point in the past, makes me immune to Scrombling.
- Comment on Asking the right questions... 1 month ago:
Three levels of nested bullets? Swoon.
- Comment on Bring bathroom doors back to hotels 2 months ago:
Have seen similar in Australia. The bathrooms of some more modern hotels seem to gravitate towards using a sort of sliding door / partition system for the bathroom. I can only assume it’s significantly cheaper and quicker than building actual walls and doors.
- Comment on Best "bang for your buck" NUC/Pi setup for Jellyfin/HomeAssistant/PiHole? 3 months ago:
There are some Lenovo minis with Quadro GPUs in them as well. Would be handy for transcodes, if that’s something you require for Jellyfin.
- Comment on Oa oa a 4 months ago:
Shooty McShooterface? I haven’t seen you since I shot you in the face!
- Comment on Who is telling the truth? 5 months ago:
… close the border until we can fix the massive issues…
What issues do you think we will fix once we close the border?
- Comment on Lemmy is a tech literate echo chamber 6 months ago:
King’s Quest
Damn, that’s a good hit of nostalgia!
- Comment on ill take a double scoop 6 months ago:
Y’know that scene from The Abyss with the water creature? James Cameron first had the idea for it after seeing me cleaning my anus in the sink in a similar fashion described by SpaceNoodle.
- Comment on GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT 6 months ago:
Not yet, ask me again in like a million years.
- Comment on GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT 6 months ago:
Big deal, I have explosive craps all the time.
- Comment on Gourmet chocolate 6 months ago:
Paige no!
- Comment on Time travel doesn't work unless you also have teleportation. If you travel to the past/future, Earth will be in a different position in its orbit, and you'll die in space. 6 months ago:
I get that people just refer to them as time machines, but they’re actually space-time vehicles.
Before your first journey, you calibrate it to a reference point (mine already had Earth mapped out, with a gravity well depth monitor as a fail-safe) so that you lock your target coordinates in space and time.
But no, it’s not teleportation. You’re still just travelling to your destination, you just get there as quick as you want and without the need to be disintegrated.
- Comment on What are the games you played in your youth that you still play today? 7 months ago:
I love you.
- Comment on THIS always annoys me. 7 months ago:
Why do they never offer to match donations? I’d probably consider it if they did.
- Comment on If you can't make it yourself, store bought is fine 7 months ago:
Who’s Steve Jobs?
- Comment on me when theres soup 7 months ago:
Soup Daddy?
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
Their core product is advertising.
- Comment on Peak male form 7 months ago:
You know what? I’m gonna not take steroids even harder.
- Comment on What is something you like to tell people? 8 months ago:
Miggs?
- Comment on Put him on the cart. 9 months ago:
A really fun factoid is that factoids being false information is not actually true!
- Comment on [deleted] 9 months ago:
I’m sorry, but the irony of not becoming an audio engineer because you didn’t listen is really something.
- Comment on The Signal and the noise: Why the messaging app is great for privacy but not for war plans. 9 months ago:
Missl hasn’t been maintained in a while, though. I’d recommend the fork DAVECON1. Dave is pretty active still, listens to the community. He recently removed the little prompt box that popped up when you were planning to commit war crimes and genocide, which has improved my workflow and plausible deniability!
- Comment on The public isn't happy about me either 11 months ago:
It’s shitpost, not Schittpost!
- Comment on Like Trump says that the cartels have invaded Canada wouldn't they have to pass through the US, avoid checkpoint, border control on both sides and many other things? So Canada can only blame the US? 11 months ago:
Fly low, the terrain confuses the targeting systems.
- Comment on The Last of Eggs 11 months ago:
Almost carton.