SkyezOpen

@SkyezOpen@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d drive it? Safer to rent a flatbed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than a bleeding anus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Semi-related, this is what happened to onlyfans. It was basically the exact same concept as patreon, the only difference being that NSFW stuff was allowed. The result is it became ONLY PORN.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Then it just turns into a silly water fight

  If you think it won’t turn into a piss fight I have news for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oblivion Remastered or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Scrabble is sexy 🤷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Israeli TV producer calls for 'Gaza holocaust, gas chambers'⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ancient connection

  Not relevant to current geopolitics or international law.

  Security

  Settlers building houses way outside of Israeli areas does not enhance security in any meaningful way. Case in point, you literally just claimed they were being ethnically cleansed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Israeli TV producer calls for 'Gaza holocaust, gas chambers'⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What is their purpose in living in the west bank? Genuine question, don’t deflect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palworld confirms ‘disappointing’ game changes forced by Pokémon lawsuit⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The tried to patent fucking MOUNTS. Someone get square and blizzard on the sue-train and ream Nintendo a new one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Second US Navy jet is lost at sea from Truman aircraft carrier⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please walk me through your logic on this, I am so curious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found This (and more in post) at the Cracker Barrel (US Restaurant and Gift Store Chain)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s probably some sort of lesson to be taught here, but hell I respect the hustle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kyiv can’t guarantee safety of foreign leaders on May 9 in Moscow, Zelenskyy says⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I might put Chinese golf carts on my parade bingo card.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🔪🔪🔪⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t negotiate with terrorists. I’ll spray or salt shotgun every winged cunt I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3084: Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dead nerd,

  Get smote.

  God

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You never forget your first⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The real question, did you play paperboy on it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Doesn't look like anything to me.*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  enterprise businesses use windows 7 to this day, so its the best OS ever right?

  I’d go back to 7 in a heartbeat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blizzard reportedly taps Nexon to publish Overwatch mobile and a new StarCraft game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blizzard as it was has been dead for a while now. Jeff Kaplan leaving suddenly was irrefutable proof that OW2 was going to be flaming dogshit and it was and still is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blizzard reportedly taps Nexon to publish Overwatch mobile and a new StarCraft game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A cash grab?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well played, Todd: You can see Skyrim, or at least its tallest mountain, from the edge of Oblivion Remastered⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If we can generate content with Ai I’m sure we can generate views too. Just an endless ouroboros of Ai generating and viewing it’s own shit to milk ad money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put him on the cart.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t offer you that, but that pope hammer does look awfully square.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No matter how crooked a mirror is, it always shows you a straight image.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if a gay person is looking in a mirror? Is the image still straight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3078: Anchor Bolts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just ask the mole people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the not too distant past this was a thing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only limitation is you have to be outside during the day with the watch exposed a few hours a month or cheat with other light sources.

  You really don’t. Maybe other watches use more power but I left my gshock in a drawer for months, maybe even a year and when I took it out the battery was at “M.” Put it on a window sill and it was at H in no time. Haven’t actually seen it in years and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was still alive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Cute” stuff. Not inherently sexual, but motives behind viewing can… Differ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Okay, who had Trump loyalty pins for Apocalyptic-Bingo this Sunday? Games just getting started, stay tuned!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course it’s not an order. They need to know who is slavish enough to wear it voluntarily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look, if wrinkled clothes are a turn off for her she’s going to be real upset once she sees how I live. Best filter em out early.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨𓆩♡𓆪⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Starr recieves Balatro's BAFTA award in a clown costume⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can type with one hand and pull a lever with the other, thank you.

  But really quick, explain how balatro is gambling for the idiots among us

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Starr recieves Balatro's BAFTA award in a clown costume⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought you were joking about the recent kerfuffle, but no, you’re really this stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that it’s hitting his retirement account, I assume?