SkyezOpen
@SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
- Comment on If restaurants just microwave their food can I just get the frozen version and cut out the middle man? 5 hours ago:
Fucking LOVED them. They sold unbranded softstix in bags of like 50 and it made me so happy. Now I have to buy them in boxes of 12 at giant. Bitch that’s a snack for two days maybe.
- Comment on Hooters files for bankruptcy 2 days ago:
They had a chance to save themselves.
Image uploads are broken but here’s a link, sorry it’s shitter.
- Comment on Tinder unveils “The Game Game”, a free in-app voice-based game that invites users to flirt with AI chatbots powered by OpenAI's GPT-4o and GPT-4o mini models. 3 days ago:
Jokes are supposed to be ridiculous, not expected.
- Comment on Stardew Valley Baldur's Gate 3 mod back online after D&D owners "mistakenly" send a copyright strike 3 days ago:
Yeah they’ve lost the benefit of the doubt for me as well.
- Comment on Dr Strange saw 4 billion possible futures and none of them had Thor lopping off Thanos' head on his first shot 5 days ago:
You jerk it to blacked, don’t you?
- Comment on jellies 5 days ago:
I know emrakul was inspired by jellies so we’re going full circle, but the left one has big emrakul vibes.
- Comment on Ninja sword owners will be paid to surrender weapons before ban 6 days ago:
Look, they get to make fun of us for our shootings, we get to make fun of them for their loicenses for everything. It’s a fair trade.
cheese eating surrender monkeys for the French.
That’s actually xenophobic because the French kick ass when they feel like it. Hell, they’re basically the only reason America won independence.
- Comment on Ninja sword owners will be paid to surrender weapons before ban 6 days ago:
Oi, yew got a curtain loicense?
- Comment on What is your best supernatural anime? 1 week ago:
Truly the best official dub of all time.
I think the show was already canceled in Japan, but the money for the dub was already spent, so they just let them do literally whatever they want as long as they kept the spirit names, the sealing method, and something else the same. Utterly free reign aside from that. It got to the point that whichever VA showed up earliest got to pick the direction the improv went that day.
- Comment on New spikes to protect us from politicians have been installed! 1 week ago:
They’re bleeding money! Tens of dollars per hour!
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 1 week ago:
I love Bic but those particular ones have never done well for me.
- Comment on Even the bravest retro gamer fears Sega Genesis' final form 1 week ago:
>get ye flask
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Hire one single dude to ask tourists whether they get to the cloud district very often.
- Comment on Is 33 cents a small amount of money? 2 weeks ago:
Don’t need one. The amount of times I’ve had to explain how fucking tax brackets work, I wouldn’t be surprised if the numbers were even more skewed towards the wrong answer.
- Comment on What is the point of the Nicole spam? 3 weeks ago:
I had one Indian scammer use my name so I was interested. Then he asked if my email was still current and gave an email that I used like 20 years ago in middle school. I laughed and told him he paid for shitty info. It was a goddamn Hotmail account to give you an idea.
- Comment on What is the point of the Nicole spam? 3 weeks ago:
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted. I always love talking to Indian scammers when they call about my student loans that don’t exist.
- Comment on i’m not religious. stop trying to force me to be. 3 weeks ago:
we can’t be friends if i don’t pray.
“Bye then.”
“all women are for is to complement men and they’re inferior and they should only be with other men for that reason”.
She’s in deep. You don’t have to save her if you don’t want to.
- Comment on Trump lauds ‘very good funding bill’ after House GOP unveils CR 3 weeks ago:
Alright kids, say goodbye to gam gam.
- Comment on Random people started sharing child pornography on my matrix server, what are my options? 3 weeks ago:
“Hello police I have a server full of cp, oh get in the van? OK.”
- Comment on Fucking leeches 3 weeks ago:
Not everyone is in a situation where they can or even want to own a house. Renting is much safer in terms of sudden emergencies. Water heater blows out in a house? Fuck you, 3k to replace at least. In an apartment? That’s a landlord problem.
- Comment on Not a single word about the Wildfires 4 weeks ago:
Imagine holding on to that for 30 years. Holy shit.
- Comment on Facebook Cybertruck Owners Group Copes With Relentless Mockery 4 weeks ago:
It’s a unique kind of stupid that deserves recognition.
- Comment on In the jar you go 4 weeks ago:
And that it’s popular enough that that word was included in a song sung by John delancie (voice of discord in MLP) about the bronies.
- Comment on Celebrating my 1000th comment. Here is a shitpost. 4 weeks ago:
There were also several instances of reddit tankies infiltrating other leftist subs to try to take them over.
- Comment on What car stickers say about you 4 weeks ago:
No… Let them have this. They are pure.
- Comment on Ultra Gullible 4 weeks ago:
Wasn’t the hard cap for 7 like 64gb? Anyway I’m imagining ram smashed into pci-e slots.
- Comment on People are using Super Mario to benchmark AI now 4 weeks ago:
Too late, Nintendo just filed a trademark for text on a screen, which you are now infringing upon.
- Comment on Is this green or blue? 4 weeks ago:
Lies and slander. Cyan is a much better color.
- Comment on Cars will need fewer screens and more buttons to earn a 5-star safety rating in Europe | Euro NCAP will introduce new testing rules in 2026 requiring physical controls for the highest safety score 4 weeks ago:
New models have LED headlights and they’re awful. They’re angled down, but any sort of hilly back road means you’re blinding anyone in front of you anyway. Halogen are much better because it’s a softer glow instead of a laser beam.
- Comment on YSK: Gas stoves cause cancer 4 weeks ago:
Magic eraser might be worth a shot. Melamine foam is the generic name for it and you can get a ton of it cheap. It destroys stains easily. Even if it doesn’t handle the burner stains I highly recommend it for cleaning around the house anyway.