SkyezOpen
@SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
- Comment on Put him on the cart. 19 hours ago:
I can’t offer you that, but that pope hammer does look awfully square.
- Comment on No matter how crooked a mirror is, it always shows you a straight image. 5 days ago:
What if a gay person is looking in a mirror? Is the image still straight?
- Comment on xkcd #3078: Anchor Bolts 5 days ago:
Just ask the mole people.
- Comment on In the not too distant past this was a thing 5 days ago:
The only limitation is you have to be outside during the day with the watch exposed a few hours a month or cheat with other light sources.
You really don’t. Maybe other watches use more power but I left my gshock in a drawer for months, maybe even a year and when I took it out the battery was at “M.” Put it on a window sill and it was at H in no time. Haven’t actually seen it in years and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was still alive.
- Comment on The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore 1 week ago:
“Cute” stuff. Not inherently sexual, but motives behind viewing can… Differ.
- Comment on 4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails. 1 week ago:
Yes
- Comment on Okay, who had Trump loyalty pins for Apocalyptic-Bingo this Sunday? Games just getting started, stay tuned! 1 week ago:
Of course it’s not an order. They need to know who is slavish enough to wear it voluntarily.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Look, if wrinkled clothes are a turn off for her she’s going to be real upset once she sees how I live. Best filter em out early.
- Comment on 𓆩♡𓆪 1 week ago:
- Comment on Ben Starr recieves Balatro's BAFTA award in a clown costume 1 week ago:
I can type with one hand and pull a lever with the other, thank you.
But really quick, explain how balatro is gambling for the idiots among us
- Comment on Ben Starr recieves Balatro's BAFTA award in a clown costume 1 week ago:
I thought you were joking about the recent kerfuffle, but no, you’re really this stupid.
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 2 weeks ago:
Now that it’s hitting his retirement account, I assume?
- Comment on If you refuse to concentrate on aiming correctly then sit down 2 weeks ago:
If the room is clean, then they don’t “need it clean”
Piss everywhere. Help them out.
- Comment on Does anyone have ideas for cable management here? 2 weeks ago:
Good. I prefer cyan for gaming, but blue is nice too.
Though if you’re going to launch that game, red or purple would set the mood nicely.
- Comment on Middle-Aged Man Trading Cards Go Viral in Rural Japan Town 2 weeks ago:
Last I saw they were selling the fake textless cards, but God damn they went and did it for reals. Looks like a fusion of magic and yugioh.
- Comment on Maybe it's just a human thing. 2 weeks ago:
I think the term mostly refers to bigots. Most “TERFs” aren’t even radfems, they just use “protecting women” as an excuse for their bigotry.
- Comment on Blue Footed Booby Dance 2 weeks ago:
Gonna do this dance at a bird girl and see if she wants to bang.
- Comment on Sadly, Stupid Hat is also his only friend 2 weeks ago:
You’re gonna need to bump those numbers up. He’s struggling out there.
- Comment on If restaurants just microwave their food can I just get the frozen version and cut out the middle man? 2 weeks ago:
Fucking LOVED them. They sold unbranded softstix in bags of like 50 and it made me so happy. Now I have to buy them in boxes of 12 at giant. Bitch that’s a snack for two days maybe.
- Comment on Hooters files for bankruptcy 3 weeks ago:
They had a chance to save themselves.
Image uploads are broken but here’s a link, sorry it’s shitter.
- Comment on Tinder unveils “The Game Game”, a free in-app voice-based game that invites users to flirt with AI chatbots powered by OpenAI's GPT-4o and GPT-4o mini models. 3 weeks ago:
Jokes are supposed to be ridiculous, not expected.
- Comment on Stardew Valley Baldur's Gate 3 mod back online after D&D owners "mistakenly" send a copyright strike 3 weeks ago:
Yeah they’ve lost the benefit of the doubt for me as well.
- Comment on Dr Strange saw 4 billion possible futures and none of them had Thor lopping off Thanos' head on his first shot 3 weeks ago:
You jerk it to blacked, don’t you?
- Comment on jellies 3 weeks ago:
I know emrakul was inspired by jellies so we’re going full circle, but the left one has big emrakul vibes.
- Comment on Ninja sword owners will be paid to surrender weapons before ban 3 weeks ago:
Look, they get to make fun of us for our shootings, we get to make fun of them for their loicenses for everything. It’s a fair trade.
cheese eating surrender monkeys for the French.
That’s actually xenophobic because the French kick ass when they feel like it. Hell, they’re basically the only reason America won independence.
- Comment on Ninja sword owners will be paid to surrender weapons before ban 3 weeks ago:
Oi, yew got a curtain loicense?
- Comment on What is your best supernatural anime? 4 weeks ago:
Truly the best official dub of all time.
I think the show was already canceled in Japan, but the money for the dub was already spent, so they just let them do literally whatever they want as long as they kept the spirit names, the sealing method, and something else the same. Utterly free reign aside from that. It got to the point that whichever VA showed up earliest got to pick the direction the improv went that day.
- Comment on New spikes to protect us from politicians have been installed! 4 weeks ago:
They’re bleeding money! Tens of dollars per hour!
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 4 weeks ago:
I love Bic but those particular ones have never done well for me.
- Comment on Even the bravest retro gamer fears Sega Genesis' final form 4 weeks ago:
>get ye flask
