SkyezOpen
@SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 5 hours ago:
Yeah hot shower and jiggling the sack has worked wonders for me. Once I had to grab and twist the little bastard, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to spend hours in the er.
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 18 hours ago:
Last time I freeballed it to bed, one of my boys twisted around.
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 18 hours ago:
Nah they’ll just turn to a poster of their dem boogeyman of the week and point at it while they screech that part.
- Comment on L shows off his investigative prowess 3 days ago:
Kira is definitely gay
- Comment on An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me 3 days ago:
I’m hoping it’s an attempt to poison the model and not someone encouraging a fake person to actually take a digital hit.
Hell maybe it’s both by accident.
- Comment on You're feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you know there are others way more mentally crippled than you 3 days ago:
I got carried away and now I’m going to the roof 😢
- Comment on *FREEEEM*; *sad birthday boy noises* 4 days ago:
- Comment on No Man's Sky Remnant Trailer 5 days ago:
It’s decent. Exploring and collecting different things and upgrading gear is kinda nifty. Late game stuff like settlements and fleets are time gated and annoying. Planetary vehicles confused the hell out of me. Building a vehicle pad and summoning it is much more effort than just using the literal spaceship I just parked. Combat feels… Bad honestly. There’s a ton of weapon attachments but only like 2 feel viable but maybe that’s just me.
I remember space travel feeling pretty good. It’s not bullshit like starfield (where you load screen instead of actually taking off or landing) and not complex like elite dangerous (where entry has to be planned to land near your target), but a nice arcade-y feel with sick visuals.
If you can pick it up for 20 or 30 bucks I’d say it’s worth if you’re looking for a moderately chill game. There’s a ton to discover but it gets samey after a while.
- Comment on No Man's Sky Remnant Trailer 5 days ago:
I’m not gonna look up the picture but just pretend I posted the picture of makarov with the caption “remember no pre-orders”
- Comment on i mean 1 week ago:
Still beats flying
- Comment on Still alive? 1 week ago:
That’s been a theory since the beginning. There was a leaked photo of epstein’s body on a gurney in cuffs and they said “you don’t cuff a corpse.”
That’s basically all I saw so no idea as to the validity or significance.
- Comment on Recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine 1 week ago:
I bought a massive pack from Costco in like 2018 and it lasted me through the pandemic. Since my girlfriend moved in, we’ve one through like 3 a year.
- Comment on Buttcoin 2 weeks ago:
it feels like the logic of my 5 year old.
This is libertarianism in a nutshell.
- Comment on Meta’s Reality Labs cuts sparked fears of a ‘VR winter’ 3 weeks ago:
The index is my favorite but it’s pretty dated. They just stopped production on the vive pro 2, and quest is technically the best bang for your buck but it is HOT GARBAGE to use with steam and support is actively harmful instead of helpful. Hopefully the deckard is good.
Honestly though vr is fantastic. Blade and sorcery, into the radius, Pavlov vr, contractors, literally any compatible flight sim. Truly not a gimmick.
- Comment on Exploding 🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳 3 weeks ago:
Is that the thing jfk had?
- Comment on xkcd #3197: Cost Savings 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on The betrayal 3 weeks ago:
Emulation is always an option. The R36s can handle dreamcast games for pretty cheap, though it’s recommended to replace the cheap SD card it comes with.
- Comment on Are you a fan of EVANGELION? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Bethesda announces a new Fallout... reality show 4 weeks ago:
The bachelor is basically vault 69. Amazon is late to the party.
- Comment on rest in pepperoni 4 weeks ago:
I’m not super familiar with btb except that they cover bastards like kissinger. To see that they did a 4 hour episode on the DILBERT GUY… Jesus christ.
- Comment on GOG's new owner says Steam is winning due to ease of use, not quality, while criticizing the platform for releasing hundreds of games daily that are "not super high quality" 5 weeks ago:
If the dev isn’t a bastard they can make different versions available through steam. Rocksmith found the last shred of decency in their body after breaking cdlc and put the previous version up. Outside of that, yeah it can be rough.
- Comment on Hostile architecture 5 weeks ago:
The xSlut by Elon Musk is on hold after several dicks were bitten off during testing. What’s that? Nevermind I just received word that they’re moving to immediate deployment.
- Comment on Caw caw 5 weeks ago:
The pinkies remind me heavily of naked mole rats.
- Comment on The fastest gaming CPU now has a very, very, very, very, very, very, very slightly faster replacement 5 weeks ago:
Nah that’s journalistic integrity. A new cutting edge cpu beating out it’s predecessor by 3% deserves that level of snark.
- Comment on Get on that grindset 5 weeks ago:
Testing DNA destroys the cells you’re testing, so if you test enough cells in a human embryo to be sure that the edits worked, it dies.
I feel like we’re ignoring the obvious solution here. Stick the kids with an AIDS needle and see what happens! /s
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Whining 14 year old boy, cross shaped explosions, more whining, more explosions, full 2 episode existential crisis, whiny boy jerking off over a comatose girl then getting molested by a 30 year old then everyone turns to orange drink. That’s the whole series.
- Comment on Wilford! 1 month ago:
Blocked airway it is.
- Comment on So upset during the holidays! 1 month ago:
My understanding is that phrase is used to push against people using “x-mas.” If that’s the case for those neighbors, sit them down for a PowerPoint on the Greek letter chi and it’s use.
- Comment on Selling my old printer, looking for feedback 1 month ago:
So you bought filament and got a bonus printer.
- Comment on I'm not even gay 1 month ago:
One of the reason I love Deconstruction Zone. The host has degrees in biblical studies, reads biblical Hebrew and Greek, and was a pastor for 20 years. When Christians complain about “but the context” he drags them through the context face first.
Fun fact: the “love your neighbor” bit literally only refers to those actually close to you. I don’t remember the exact word but it’s generally accepted to refer to only Hebrews. Also a few verses later God tells you exactly who you’re allowed to enslave (anyone from foreign nations).
