johsny
@johsny@lemmy.world
- Comment on LLMs can unmask pseudonymous users at scale with surprising accuracy 2 weeks ago:
You think that is bad? 3 weeks ago I went camping while jacking off and I came across my family doctor’s grandma staring at a pile of leaves. As I got closer I noticed it wasn’t a pile of leaves at all but rather a man that I recognized from somewhere. I realized I had seen him while on a trip to the UK last year at an authentic British fish and chips place my wife and 6 uncles had lunch at. He was vinegar balls Edward, an old fisherman who comes to your table for you to squeeze malt vinegar out of his balls onto your fries for an authentic British experience.
So here he is on my camping jack just laying there dead.
I did what any smart person would do and I pulled out my Swiss Army knife and hacked off his sack. 2 weeks later I went back to the UK and sold his scrotum and balls to that restaurant, they were about to go out of business without malt vinegar so they were extremely appreciative when I brought them the vinegar balls. The mayor of the town named a street after me and gave me six packs of smokes. I smoked them all that day despite being a non smoker because I needed to show that I was thankful for the gift.
In 3 months I’ll be going on another camping trip with my step grandpa, no jacking off allowed this time but maybe I’ll find a corpse that’Il haunt me forever. All it takes is 6 packs of smokes and a pocket full of belly buttons. That’s right, I’m totally a smoker now because smoking is the coolest fuckin thing anyone could ever do.
- Comment on WhatsApp will now show ads. 2 weeks ago:
Same!
- Comment on I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined 3 weeks ago:
I live in a naturist resort, (nudist colony) so I still win, probably.
- Comment on China’s dancing robots: how worried should we be? 4 weeks ago:
Seems kinda boring. Watching robots dance is like watching the microwave do its thing.
- Comment on Hazardous substances found in all headphones tested by ToxFREE project 4 weeks ago:
Who is chewing on their headphones?
- Comment on I greased the trees 5 weeks ago:
Quality shitpost.
- Comment on Inside Xiaomi’s near-fully automated factory that assembles a smartphone in 6 seconds 1 month ago:
I need 8 per second. Keep dropping them.
- Comment on Cloud saving huh? 1 month ago:
I prefer ≈/
- Comment on China is building one of the most advanced fusion reactors on Earth—a facility that could generate nearly limitless clean energy. 2 months ago:
Except for the US, their preference is to burn cowshit under a boiler to generate electricity.
- Comment on An Apple fan says they lost '20 years of digital life' after using an Apple gift card 2 months ago:
Personally I don’t think the tradeoff is worth while. I put nothing remotely personal on other peoples computers. I’d rather lose everything. But it is not actually that big a problem, my brother has a backup that I update once a month in his safe in his house, and I have his. Should be good enough.
- Comment on WhatsApp status and channels now showing ads: Here's how to hide and manage them 2 months ago:
I ignore those two tabs anyway.
- Comment on With bathing, water recirculation is more easily accepted. 3 months ago:
In that case I’ll have to cease my waffle stomping activities.
- Comment on Can someone please identify this plant ?? 3 months ago:
Did you try iNat?
- Comment on A 50/50 chance is an 100% chance. 4 months ago:
No.
- Comment on I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌 5 months ago:
I guess so, but it is a serious thing, mass extinction of insects etc. Is in no way a good thing.
- Comment on I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌 5 months ago:
Humans like to kill things, until there is nothing left to kill but ourselves.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
Me.
- Comment on Lasagnaius 5 months ago:
Braaibroodjius.
- Comment on What's your favourite menu music in a game? 5 months ago:
Dark Souls Firelink Shrine music is my favourite.
- Comment on Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg unveils new smart glasses powered by AI 5 months ago:
Tldr: it’s shit.
- Comment on Path of Exile 2 is free to play this weekend (Aug 29 - Sept 01) 6 months ago:
Ps4 might be bad though, which is why I’m asking. Poe1 lags dreadfully (unplayable) on ps4
- Comment on Path of Exile 2 is free to play this weekend (Aug 29 - Sept 01) 6 months ago:
Thanks!
- Comment on Path of Exile 2 is free to play this weekend (Aug 29 - Sept 01) 6 months ago:
How does it run on ps4?
- Comment on It's weird that we "take a shit". I don't know what other people are doing, but i definitely leave a shit, not take it 6 months ago:
Dropping the kids off at the pool.
- Comment on In shower today: "I bet my YouTube account is older than most of the people on YouTube." ...Yes, yes it is. 6 months ago:
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 6 months ago:
As a lab tech, I feel this one.
- Comment on Kiki a bouba 6 months ago:
Ornstein and Smough.
- Comment on Nobody uses the white emojis 7 months ago:
👎🏿
- Comment on YSK: US Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem publically bragged about killing her puppy 7 months ago:
What is wrong with her face?
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
Does this include the black album?
