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- Comment on Staggering Finds Show Early Humans Lived Alongside the Very Apes They Evolved from 4 days ago:
That headline is really… rough. It underscores the very reason why evolution-deniers misunderstand the concept of evolving from another species. I’ve said it so many times: Science journalists are almost always terrible at their job.
- Comment on Chrome VPN Extension With 100k Installs Screenshots All Sites Users Visit 6 days ago:
First mistake: using Chrome.
- Comment on Memes with stock photos? 1 week ago:
- Comment on Memes with stock photos? 1 week ago:
I literally just asked this, too. Wtaf is pushing this new trend?
- Comment on It's why the thrift store has so many of them 1 week ago:
This is not comedy.
- Comment on It's why the thrift store has so many of them 1 week ago:
That’s the joke?
- Comment on It's why the thrift store has so many of them 1 week ago:
Peter… Explain the joke.
- Comment on In SpongeBob, Sandy Cheeks is way more closely related to Pearl and the fish than she is to anyone else in the main cast 1 week ago:
Another installment of someone mistaking this sub for /c/casualconversation.
- Comment on fistulina hepatica 1 week ago:
Sounds like a Dominatrix name.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
Self Shishkabobbing in 3 easy moves. Butchers hate this one trick.
- Comment on Super Weaner 1 week ago:
If Cartman was a seal.
- Comment on Study: Social media probably can’t be fixed 1 week ago:
Most people don’t know about this experience, probably aren’t looking for this experience, or would not know how to interact with it. I know it sounds crazy, but Reddit still confuses many people. Lemmy’s a different ball of similar wax.
They want the saccharine-coated dopamine-filled no-effort mass-produced low-effort meme cesspool that IG, TikTok, etc. all provide. They don’t know they want more until they decide they’re done with it and start to look. Until then, it’s like showing hieroglyphs to an iguana.
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 2 weeks ago:
And censor it? I hate humans.
- Comment on When life gives ya lemons. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Great Advertise 3 weeks ago:
She shares the last name of a star player on the Kraken and is related to him.
- Comment on Great Advertise 3 weeks ago:
Tall brunette, striking blue eyes. She did dye it blonde before I knew her.
- Comment on Great Advertise 3 weeks ago:
I wasn’t speaking about anyone in particular in this case.
- Comment on Great Advertise 3 weeks ago:
So, no forgiveness?
- Comment on Great Advertise 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like my ex… From Seattle. Does the word “Ace” mean anything to you?
- Comment on Great Advertise 3 weeks ago:
Line weight. The round eyes. The color. The exact same smile. Same angles to the viewer. 45 or direct… There are so many telltale signs.
- Comment on I swear officer, I ain’t had nothing! 3 weeks ago:
You’d love to know it’s still sold in Japan.
- Comment on I swear officer, I ain’t had nothing! 3 weeks ago:
Someone who likes flavored selzer waters?
- Comment on I swear officer, I ain’t had nothing! 3 weeks ago:
Reminds me of the meme I saw two weeks ago where a wife said her husband had been drinking a White Claw before work because he thought they were energy drinks. That shit’s hilarious.
- Comment on Women’s ‘red flag’ app Tea is a privacy nightmare 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Women’s ‘red flag’ app Tea is a privacy nightmare 4 weeks ago:
So, like the Chinese national merit system? That’s super fair and nothing ever goes wrong.
- Comment on Women’s ‘red flag’ app Tea is a privacy nightmare 4 weeks ago:
That’s corporate social media/apps in general. Does this thing basically let people list crappy things that happened to them by specific humans?
- Comment on Women’s ‘red flag’ app Tea is a privacy nightmare 4 weeks ago:
How does this app even work?
- Comment on Startup Claims Its Fusion Reactor Concept Can Turn Cheap Mercury Into Gold 4 weeks ago:
“All you have to do is find it.”
The value of gold is not just in its properties, luster, purity, etc., but also in the effort it takes to find or mine it. So, sure. Trip over a nugget and you’re…golden.
The same concept can be loosely applied to the abstraction of crypto currency. It takes energy and computational effort to acquire if you don’t just buy it.
- Comment on Rain barrels are the exact opposite of "Saving it for a rainy day" 4 weeks ago:
If it weren’t for the lengthy explanation after the title, I’d say this is the real “showerthoughts” post I’ve seen in weeks.
I don’t understand why this lemmy comm has such a hard time with the concept.
- Comment on The Death Of Industrial Design And The Era Of Dull Electronics 4 weeks ago:
Boring is cheap. Look at the way houses and apartments are being built now. Soviet Bloc Block Housing. No need for architects if the preexisting plans are pre-approved.
Yay capitalism.