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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix will show generative AI ads midway through streams in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  I never took off my pirates hat but I have had a netflix account for about a year…
  …
  It wasn’t my account. One of my kids friends signed in to their profile on my TV so I used it every now and again until the password sharing option was taken away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨butt mogged these zoomers today⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, I’ve crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested?

  I’ve also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I…I was just kneeling, officer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking casual.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Onion be onioning again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  m.youtube.com/watch?v=SN7RQYVNYy8

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never gonna loosen them laces⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
  55. I bought a few pairs of slip in trainers.

  Or I use a shoe horn if I have to wear something else. Bending over is for rays of light and harlots!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a gentleman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s exactly what I said last night when I was in a hot tub with David Bowie and Harry Potter.

  Anyways, it’s time for me to go and see my girlfriend. You won’t know her as she goes to another school, an errrm an astronaut school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saint > Pope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but you’ve forgotten far worse things such as:
  The selling of documents to hostile countries.
  The alleged ‘wink wink’ Epstein island kiddie fiddling.
  And the adjudicated rape stuff.

  Though, in your defense, there’s so many abhorrent things he’s done that it’s easy to forget most of them!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May the 4th be with you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Scott, is that you? Call the gang!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And both are evil cunts. There’s more to this, we must delve deeper!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO says up to 30% of the company's code was written by AI | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, it’s like this.
  Ms used to release shitty stuff. And they’ll continue to release shitty stuff except now it’ll be 30% more shitty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vids or it didn’t happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why am I seeing political ads for Donald Trump in April of the year of his second inauguration?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’ll not run again.
  However, unless he is stopped by the American people, or death, or death by the American people -wink wink- then his second term will be for as long as he wants it to be. Putin style.

  It’s up to the people of the USA if he is allowed to do that or not.
  I doubt they’ll do anything though. They’ll wait and wait hoping for someone else to do something and when they finally realise no one is going to stop him it will be too late. He’ll have taken over everything that could topple or stand against him and filled it with his cronies. The backwards school yard bully will have become the backwards despotic dictator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google, X and Facebook Are Modern-Day Tobacco Companies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are the asbestos of the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I really thought I'd learn more about towers from a book that's about two of them.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve watched it once. And my thought afterwards was, “hmm, interesting.”

  We just watched the film Conclave a few nights ago (after the popes death, it was planned though) and I thought basically the same thing, “hmm, not exciting but interesting.” And I doubt I’ll watch that again, if I do it’ll be in a long long time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put him on the cart.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pics or it didn’t happen!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice one. When’s the fighting back going to happen?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice one. When is the fighting back part going to happen?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are there any TV manufacturers out there that do great screens like the lg ones, but without all the rest of the bullshit?

  We are in the market for a huge TV soon, and we were looking at the lg oled Evo. However I don’t really like rewarding bad behaviour, so if there’s any others you can suggest then suggest away…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even his doctors are full of it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  About 143 kilos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Okay, who had Trump loyalty pins for Apocalyptic-Bingo this Sunday? Games just getting started, stay tuned!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I say, that 2cm hole from the gun shot healed up fantastically!!
  I mean it’s almost as if it never happe…no, what am I saying. It’s not as if a tRUMPf would ever blatantly lie.

  No, I’m absolutely sure that it definitely wasn’t just an ikkle tiny (like his hands) cut that happened when the bullet wisped inches away from his stunningly thin skin rupturing it. No, it positively ripped his ear to pieces and the best, most tremendous, beautiful, tremendous, perfect surgeons put him all back together again like fucking Humpty Bastard Dumpty could only wish for. Yes, that’s it!!

  Also, he’s a cunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The poop psa absolutely no one asked for⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear you.
  Obviously, eat fibre etc etc. If that’s not possible then the bare minimum I’d suggest is getting some psyllium husk. It’s cheap and easy to get powdered fibre. Add a teaspoon to water and drink quickly. Or on your cereal, etc, and eat it.
  Though I personally don’t like the taste so I take it in water just before bed.

  Also, spray bidet. If nothing else then get one. It’s a game changer. There are ways to attach them to your pipes with no cutting, etc, as well.

  Have your monumental turd then spray and dab. Spray more if necessary.
  No more wiping and wiping. Just spray, dab, check, spray more if needed.
  Your arsehole will thank me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Living with 9,5 holes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A quick guess would be there are numerous ‘holes’ internally, but even if we don’t count them and only look to the outside of the body then there’s ducts (for tears, nipples etc).

  Also the skin has pores for sweating etc, and we are talking millions on the body. Just because they don’t gape open then that doesn’t mean they can not be counted. I mean, your arsehole doesn’t (shouldn’t) gape open like nostrils but we count that as a hole. Same at the urethra, it shouldn’t gape, it really shouldn’t…but colloquially jokingly called the dickhole.

  And the eye are only really holes once the eyes are taken away. Is a hole really a hole if it’s blocked by something that should actually be there? If I scoop my eye out then there’s a hole. If I then cover that hole with a snails shell then I’ve covered the hole. If I get an eye transplant then is there still a hole? Yes, and no…but I can ‘see’ (pun intended) why others would see it differently.

  If eyes, arse and dick are counted as holes then, I think, so should the pores.

  Plus piercings, maybe?

  There’s probably more. Yeah, there are the major holes that most of us think of initially but, technically, there’s far more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men who have their balls removed at an early age are 300% more successful.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you stupid? They, obviously, sit down and do it from their ‘a-holes’. (unless it’s a Tuesday, then they have to hold it up their rear bottom bums.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late 1900s⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, I was playing along.

  I’ve also seen pictures of it being spelt in both different ways, and they both looked genuine. No idea if they were or clever fakes though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late 1900s⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You spelt that wrong, mate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey? Part III⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bah, humbug!