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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I really thought I'd learn more about towers from a book that's about two of them.⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve watched it once. And my thought afterwards was, “hmm, interesting.”

  We just watched the film Conclave a few nights ago (after the popes death, it was planned though) and I thought basically the same thing, “hmm, not exciting but interesting.” And I doubt I’ll watch that again, if I do it’ll be in a long long time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put him on the cart.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pics or it didn’t happen!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice one. When’s the fighting back going to happen?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice one. When is the fighting back part going to happen?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are there any TV manufacturers out there that do great screens like the lg ones, but without all the rest of the bullshit?

  We are in the market for a huge TV soon, and we were looking at the lg oled Evo. However I don’t really like rewarding bad behaviour, so if there’s any others you can suggest then suggest away…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Chips. Fries are thin pieces of fuck all.
  With a jumbo sausage. Self explanatory.
  Mushy peas. Peas that are mushy.
  And gravy. A sauce made from veggies and/or meats.

  I’m so old I can when a pea mix (chips and peas together) went up from 16 pence to 22 pence. I can’t remember why it went up so much though, I was very young at that time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even his doctors are full of it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  About 143 kilos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Okay, who had Trump loyalty pins for Apocalyptic-Bingo this Sunday? Games just getting started, stay tuned!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I say, that 2cm hole from the gun shot healed up fantastically!!
  I mean it’s almost as if it never happe…no, what am I saying. It’s not as if a tRUMPf would ever blatantly lie.

  No, I’m absolutely sure that it definitely wasn’t just an ikkle tiny (like his hands) cut that happened when the bullet wisped inches away from his stunningly thin skin rupturing it. No, it positively ripped his ear to pieces and the best, most tremendous, beautiful, tremendous, perfect surgeons put him all back together again like fucking Humpty Bastard Dumpty could only wish for. Yes, that’s it!!

  Also, he’s a cunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The poop psa absolutely no one asked for⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear you.
  Obviously, eat fibre etc etc. If that’s not possible then the bare minimum I’d suggest is getting some psyllium husk. It’s cheap and easy to get powdered fibre. Add a teaspoon to water and drink quickly. Or on your cereal, etc, and eat it.
  Though I personally don’t like the taste so I take it in water just before bed.

  Also, spray bidet. If nothing else then get one. It’s a game changer. There are ways to attach them to your pipes with no cutting, etc, as well.

  Have your monumental turd then spray and dab. Spray more if necessary.
  No more wiping and wiping. Just spray, dab, check, spray more if needed.
  Your arsehole will thank me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Living with 9,5 holes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A quick guess would be there are numerous ‘holes’ internally, but even if we don’t count them and only look to the outside of the body then there’s ducts (for tears, nipples etc).

  Also the skin has pores for sweating etc, and we are talking millions on the body. Just because they don’t gape open then that doesn’t mean they can not be counted. I mean, your arsehole doesn’t (shouldn’t) gape open like nostrils but we count that as a hole. Same at the urethra, it shouldn’t gape, it really shouldn’t…but colloquially jokingly called the dickhole.

  And the eye are only really holes once the eyes are taken away. Is a hole really a hole if it’s blocked by something that should actually be there? If I scoop my eye out then there’s a hole. If I then cover that hole with a snails shell then I’ve covered the hole. If I get an eye transplant then is there still a hole? Yes, and no…but I can ‘see’ (pun intended) why others would see it differently.

  If eyes, arse and dick are counted as holes then, I think, so should the pores.

  Plus piercings, maybe?

  There’s probably more. Yeah, there are the major holes that most of us think of initially but, technically, there’s far more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men who have their balls removed at an early age are 300% more successful.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you stupid? They, obviously, sit down and do it from their ‘a-holes’. (unless it’s a Tuesday, then they have to hold it up their rear bottom bums.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late 1900s⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, I was playing along.

  I’ve also seen pictures of it being spelt in both different ways, and they both looked genuine. No idea if they were or clever fakes though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late 1900s⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You spelt that wrong, mate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey? Part III⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bah, humbug!