Crackhappy

@Crackhappy@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you had 1 dollar and 24 hours what would you do?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A self handjob is only one cent, so jack off 100 times?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bird based storage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  OOooh, what if we are spectrographing bird calls and suddenly we see a picture develop out of it. Or, you could use birds to store data and no one would ever know, like a spy thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bird based storage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Birds are memes propagators into the future. Human civilization ends, but the starlings keep the memes alive… interesting idea for a story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the best free mmorpgs for a beginner?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I recently started playing World of Warcraft, the current version, and my gosh it was way too easy and way too fast. I got to level 70 in 5 days, and gave up and started playing WoW classic instead, which is much more difficult. So I’d say WoW is probably your jam, just stay away from Classic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tattoo printer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am super proud of my plethora of bad tattoos, because they were all done freehand by the artist based on minimal input from me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Strange radio pulses detected coming from ice in Antarctica⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Because who doesn't want this scent in their house⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d love dill pickle scented candles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Google about to destroy the web?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t used Google Search in quite a while. It’s frankly unusable for finding any useful information for someone like me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vietnam admitted as BRICS 'partner country'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  BRICS is really shape up to become a global powerhouse, as long as they don’t squabble too much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do so many people delete their posts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Deleted by creator

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do so many people delete their posts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  prove it haha ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now this is how you do pride month, take notes AAA devs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now this is how you do pride month, take notes AAA devs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get to Santa Claus beard status⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It sounds more like you want a badass viking beard. Is your beard white??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people care so much that their friend or family member’s partner is attractive and not just loving?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t matter what other people think of your partner. Only what you think. Fuck the haters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's the word for a leg elbow?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jan, you’re such a wenis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any initiatives aimed at training generative AI using 100% public domain works and works authorized by the creator?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Excellent, thank you for posting sources and being a generally excellent human.

• Mapped projections have been a thing for a while now, but why aren't people mounting projectors and dancing carefully choreographed moves to match a projection on their bodies?
  Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨6⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Max cracks down on password sharing with $8 fee for extra members outside the household⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh boy. I guess that’s another streaming service I won’t subscribe to anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put him on the cart.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is so strange! Usually, they wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In nomine patris lustra

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are popes always really old?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s really fun is that literally anyone, including you, can be elected pope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little weapons⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is FANTASTIC. You just invented your own industry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's with "*checks notes*" everywhere?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And every courtroom drama, like checks notes My Cousin Vinny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What what, in the butt…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I now see that my collection is sorely missing something⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Play with Franklin, I dare you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a US citizen who was born in the UK, how risky is it to leave and reenter the US right now?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a valid point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a US citizen who was born in the UK, how risky is it to leave and reenter the US right now?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it really depends on how white you are. I’m 192cm tall, born in California, white as fuck with blue eyes, so I think that I’m pretty safe. However, I’ve cautioned my sister who was born on Java that she really has to take precautions. She’s lived here and been naturalized since she was 1 years old, but even so, she’s got brown skin, so she’s a target for this RACIST AS FUCK government.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you use your blinker in a car?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you use your blinker in a car? Would you wink at your lover, from afar? Would you twerk and dimple, or is that too far? I don’t know how to rhyme this anymore, ABLAR.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bots increase online user engagement but stifle meaningful discussion, study shows⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a bot and I approve of this message.