Crackhappy

@Crackhappy@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Max cracks down on password sharing with $8 fee for extra members outside the household⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh boy. I guess that’s another streaming service I won’t subscribe to anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put him on the cart.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is so strange! Usually, they wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In nomine patris lustra

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are popes always really old?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s really fun is that literally anyone, including you, can be elected pope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little weapons⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is FANTASTIC. You just invented your own industry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's with "*checks notes*" everywhere?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And every courtroom drama, like checks notes My Cousin Vinny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What what, in the butt…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I now see that my collection is sorely missing something⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Play with Franklin, I dare you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a US citizen who was born in the UK, how risky is it to leave and reenter the US right now?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a valid point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a US citizen who was born in the UK, how risky is it to leave and reenter the US right now?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it really depends on how white you are. I’m 192cm tall, born in California, white as fuck with blue eyes, so I think that I’m pretty safe. However, I’ve cautioned my sister who was born on Java that she really has to take precautions. She’s lived here and been naturalized since she was 1 years old, but even so, she’s got brown skin, so she’s a target for this RACIST AS FUCK government.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you use your blinker in a car?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you use your blinker in a car? Would you wink at your lover, from afar? Would you twerk and dimple, or is that too far? I don’t know how to rhyme this anymore, ABLAR.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bots increase online user engagement but stifle meaningful discussion, study shows⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a bot and I approve of this message.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm looking for a no frills, physical key EV. Am I looking for something that no longer exists?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is so unhelpful. Could you cite a single one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signal downloads spike in the US and Yemen amid government scandal | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good. It’s the only encrypted channel I trust right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how is tareeff formed? How Chin get taxed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Brilliant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petition Apply for the UK to join the European Union as a full member as soon as possible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  TBH I hope the EU rejects them if they do apply.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Classical Meme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am still clueless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Classical Meme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just day dreaming when this struck me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  FuCking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DeepSeek iOS app sends data unencrypted to ByteDance-controlled servers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely “shocked” I tell you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨okra stealing whore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like your dedication.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you want the murderer of the UnitHealthcare CEO prosecuted?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but only if there is an actual jury of his peers to pass judgement on him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poll: Majority of Americans Say Sex Change Surgeries for Minors Should Be Illegal⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re probably right but I just wanted to add some lived experience commentary to the narrative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poll: Majority of Americans Say Sex Change Surgeries for Minors Should Be Illegal⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would, for sure. My daughter was trans for a few years in high school. I supported her (him at the time) as much as I could. I bought breast binders and new jeans, boots and was as supportive of her choice as I could be. The only thing I put my foot down on was permanent body modification, as she was not capable of making that choice about her body yet and I didn’t feel confident in allowing her to make that choice. So yes, anecdotally and personally, I do not think we should be modifying child bodies before their intellects are mature enough to make life long decisions about themselves. That also includes circumcision.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did "Party time! Excellent!" come from Wayne's World or Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? Did one copy the other?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My man, you need to rewatch both those movies back to back to see how wrong you are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got some plans for the weekend...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My God I spent way too long just looking at the options trying to figure out the logic of them and then realized what the real joke is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half-Life 2 is currently 100% for its 20th anniversary⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re saying there’s a chance…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What good thing just happened in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  JENKINNSSSSSSSS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea fires short-range ballistic missile salvo ahead of US election⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And I thought I had a problem with premature ballistics…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plans to ban smoking outside hospitals and schools in England⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I smoked cigarettes for 30 years. I say this is a good thing to do and far overdue.