Crackhappy
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
- Comment on Well that sucks 1 day ago:
We are the knights of NE
- Comment on Question for the Americans. If Canada, Venezuela, Mexico, or Greenland dropped a nuke on Washington DC, would you be angry at the bomb dropper, or would you think we had that coming? 5 days ago:
I am in awe. I’m gonna Nuuk you.
- Comment on Where would be the best place to place an Amazon Affiliate Link to make at the very least a penny? 5 days ago:
Staple the QR code to your forehead.
- Comment on How would you spell the sound Transformers make when they transform? 5 days ago:
That is ridiculous and delightful.
- Comment on Do people eat this? 6 days ago:
Mmmm the fabled half english.
- Comment on Exclusive: Amazon plans thousands more corporate job cuts next week 1 week ago:
Devaluing labor. Amazon. new logo do you Think Jeff would approve this?
- Comment on Here I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs. 1 week ago:
Very much so.
- Comment on Here I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs. 1 week ago:
So, story time. One of our dogs was having serious digestive issues, diarrhea, vomiting, just having a miserable time. Took him to the vet and the vet said that we should get some Science Diet food, the kind that you get from the refrigerated section in the grocery store. We said “fuck that” and just looked up what you should do to make your own dog food.
Usual recipe: 1 cup brown rice 1/4 cup barley 1 lb ground turkey (the following are all rough chopped) 2 large yams / sweet potatoes 2 zucchini 2 carrots Then we also tend to add extra stuff like kale and broccoli (they love both of these).
Super easy to make. Brown the turkey, throw in a couple cups of water, and all the ingredients, bring to a boil, simmer for a about 30 mins, stirring every 5-10 mins. Just make sure you didn’t use too much water, it shouldn’t be a soup.
Let it cool, and for us, it’s about 10 days of food for 2 medium and 1 small dog.
And their poops are perfection, and don’t even smell. It’s ridiculous. When my wife was gone for a week, I just made extra “dog” food and just ate that with them (with salt and pepper) of course.
Doing some rough calculations, it’s about 2x cheaper than the cheapest dry dog food. It just takes a very very small amount of work.
- Comment on Discover Michelangelo’s First Painting, Created When He Was Only 12 or 13 Years Old 2 weeks ago:
Thank you! I love learning new (old) things, I appreciate you.
- Comment on Discover Michelangelo’s First Painting, Created When He Was Only 12 or 13 Years Old 2 weeks ago:
Excuse me???
- Comment on YSK you can turn off Google's personalised advertising. This prevents them from using things like your browsing history, search history, or personal data to serve you customised advertisements. 2 weeks ago:
I just don’t use Google.
- Comment on Are you people all bots? 2 weeks ago:
Speak for yourself. I am a meat popsicle.
- Comment on How do you think a socialist President would win the 2028 election? Would they use the exact methods used by Zohran Mamdani which earned him the office of Mayor of NYC? 2 weeks ago:
I am for both a parliamentary system as well as removing the electoral college and moving to ranked choice or other better voting system.
- Comment on LLMs are already doing fascists a favor by ensuring that anything that is reasonably eloquently formulated on social media is automatically suspected of having been written by LLMs. 2 weeks ago:
I was arguing with people in a YouTube chat and because I type ridiculously fast with proper grammar and spelling they all thought I was a bot. Quite amusing really.
- Comment on How do you "process" hundreds of tabs you haven't gotten a chance to look through? 3 weeks ago:
Bartenders hate this one trick!
- Comment on How do you "process" hundreds of tabs you haven't gotten a chance to look through? 3 weeks ago:
You are making my eye twitch.
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 3 weeks ago:
Ok. Good deal. Sold. I hope you’re happy now.
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 3 weeks ago:
Congratulations. I lost the game twice in twelve hours. Are you happy? Are you? Do I need to sacrifice my very handsome and trump loving son to the gods of your enjoyment? Would that appease you?
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 3 weeks ago:
No, I just keep track of the last time I lost it. Fuck. Just lost again.
- Comment on I can still smell them 3 weeks ago:
It’s fun enough, but not as fun as you would think. Better to use them the right way.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Is swear to God that is a crazy old friend of mine named Yeti.
- Comment on We all have those dreams 5 weeks ago:
Would make a great video short.
- Comment on Been a long time since I smoked but if I opened the door to my fireplace and tossed in a kilo of pot and just let the smoke fill up the house will everyone in my house get high? 5 weeks ago:
You must be high if you asked this question.
- Comment on Do Costcos usually have an ATM machine? 5 weeks ago:
To be fair (to be fair) I have never seen an ATM in a Costco.
- Comment on How do I contact pixelfed.global admins? 5 weeks ago:
I am waiting for the hat eating.
- Comment on Bruh... 5 weeks ago:
Can I dance like Jar Jar?
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Shocking.
- Comment on You've probably met someone who has killed a person 1 month ago:
I’ve heard that as well. In my mother’s case she actually passed quite peacefully.
- Comment on You've probably met someone who has killed a person 1 month ago:
I have killed someone. My mother. It was intentional, legal and sanctioned. She was at the end of her life, suffering from Alzheimers and her entire family was present. I volunteered, as her only living child, to pull the plug. And I did. Did I kill someone? Yes. Was it the best thing to do at the time? Yes. Do you wonder if that’s a good way to go out of this world? Probably. Would you be wrong? Yes.
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 1 month ago:
God. Damn. It. 26 months. You fucker.