Crackhappy

@Crackhappy@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my ideal relationship⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I once had three partners and all three were both. It was exhausting. Now I’m back down to two and this is a good level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Confirms Windows 11 Bug That Locks Users Out of the C: Drive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t spot my c: from this altitude, in my G6

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the guys in the club were respectful despite my tits being fully visible, was pleasantly surprised ngl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep! Thank you for the correction. I’ve been making that mistake for years. Maybe this time it’ll stick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the guys in the club were respectful despite my tits being fully visible, was pleasantly surprised ngl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they were all naturalists and think men and women being shirtless should be equal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glublible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I sign up for this study? I wear nothing but shoes all the time so I could totally throw a monkey in your wrench.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah there is no way. That woman is gorgeous. I wonder what she looks like without makeup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hisense TVs force owners to watch intrusive ads when switching inputs, visiting the home screen, or even changing channels — practice infuriates consumers, brand denies wrongdoing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the answer. The computer is in the living room (Linux) and is used for games and movies and stuff. It’s hardened and the TV is just a dumb TV without Internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hisense TVs force owners to watch intrusive ads when switching inputs, visiting the home screen, or even changing channels — practice infuriates consumers, brand denies wrongdoing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never connected a TV to the Internet. I do have a smart TV but I just use it for my computer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This helps me sleep. Does this sound pleasant to listen to if someone was snoring like this in the room with you?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The thing that will knock me out faster than a freight train 50 feet away is an MRI machine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I am going to die of Planet after I forget my parachute while sky diving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nothing really matters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that can’t be right…

  …

  Right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A joyful reminder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just a normal nobody.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do not look at this if you live in Germany. 😐⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shouldn’t GOP be “Pedos”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨prudish mom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Downvoting your ass⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft's planned new AI trick for Edge will 'automatically open the Copilot side pane' with Outlook email links — and I can feel the hate already⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i you hate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he forgor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I quit college to start my own successful outsourced IT business but HR doesn’t give a shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re doing it in their own community. If you don’t like it, block it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  from fyld.com:

  Instant Email Timestamping. For Free.

  Simply CC or BCC our email address, FYLD@FYLD.com, and your emails are securely hashed, timestamped, and published on the Proofchain® for irrefutable proof.

  Basically a way to put your email on a blockchain with a hash. Not sure why they’re publishing all of those on that community, but whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JP | 20 trapped in Tokyo Skytree elevator for 5 hours, tower to close for Mon.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, damn. I rode that a couple months ago, that would be fucking terrifying, especially since you can see up out of the ceiling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV: you walk into a meeting with people who make 10x your salary⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How did you know they’re all me and not you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you reboot the router for a Scooby Snack?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh dear where did you get a picture of me? It’s such a flattering one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thilk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But did you nay nay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was your social media path?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BBS with FidoNet. Then Usenet and gopher before the web was invented. After that it was IRC, then forums.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you cut a cucumber so that the round slices don't roll all over and off of your cutting board?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I, too, insert my cucumbers whole. 🥒

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why was Rock 'n' Roll seen as the grooviest shit in the 50s when it's just averagely groovy (ie. unremarkable) today?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Liam deserves it. The boggity bastard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chrome extensions spying on 37M users' browsing data⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brave is in the list.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord will restrict your account next month unless you scan ID or face⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have just been using signal. Works fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord will restrict your account next month unless you scan ID or face⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. This is how it starts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are a fucking monster.