This is specifically a Dethklok track list. Some of these are kinda brutal.
Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album?
Submitted 14 hours ago by Agent641@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 39 minutes ago
borQue@lemmy.zip 37 minutes ago
I thought cancer was invented in the '60s
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Cancer (and wolf)
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
“My relative got the vaccine and died 3 days later to a wolf attack.”
rmuk@feddit.uk 4 hours ago
Hard to say which one finished them off. Better put both.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
“King’s evil”
Political bars.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 50 minutes ago
hector@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
The axe, or hanging, or drawing and quartering, etc. Not often old age in prison so much.
rozodru@piefed.world 7 hours ago
Planet.
“Sir how did your wife pass?”
“Planet.”
“pardon?”
“Mars got her.”
“Mars?”
“yes, The Planet. slings bow over his back and gathers arrows Mars.”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
I like killed by several accidents.
Also teeth seems like a popular one.
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Weird that cancer and wolf are grouped together
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 14 hours ago
Apparently, “wolf” was a metaphorical name for cancers which “devoured” flesh, as opposed to creating tumors, I guess.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
…but I mean that’s the band name “Cancer, and Wolf”
gigachad@piefed.social 11 hours ago
I would have died because teeth back then, for sure
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
It likely meant getting an abscess from an infected tooth which lead to sepsis. We’re really lucky to have modern medicine.
rothaine@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Oh, like that guy ICE killed recently.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
“Suddenly” interests me the most. Not a condition or even a means, just a manner.
Like a catch-all for things they didn’t understand; heart attack, brain haemorrhage, things where someone’s fine one minute, and dead the next.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
my uncle died of “Sudden Adult Death Syndrome”
Siegfried@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Afaik, sudden cardiac arrest is a cause of death still used today. In spanish we call it just sudden death.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
“He just…croaked!”
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 9 hours ago
Like the game mode.
Metostopholes@midwest.social 10 hours ago
Seems more like band names to me… and according to the Encyclopedia Metallum, these are already used:
Stillborn, Aged, Apoplex, Bleeding, Flux, Sores, Burnt, Scalded, Burst, Rupture, Cancer, Wolf, Canker, Cold, Cough, Strangury, Consumption, Convulsion, Starved, Drowned, Executed, Falling Sickness, Fever, Fistula, Gangrene, Gout, Grief, King’s Evil, Lethargie, Spleen, Sciatica, Teeth, Thrush, and Worms
Wren@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
You’re doing important work here, thank you.
rosco385@lemmy.wtf 11 hours ago
My thoughts are with the single person who was killed by piles. What a pain in the ass way to die.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 11 hours ago
Someone needs to post detailed explanation of all those things. I hope it doesn’t have to be me.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
[deleted]EurekaStockade@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Deleted by creator seems like a helluva way to go
wewbull@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
Rising of the lights!
Apparently any condition that caused lots of coughing.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
How does one die of piles?
rmuk@feddit.uk 4 hours ago
Alright, but I’m only going to show you once.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
What an asshole. /s
icelimit@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
Death by musical instrument need is own category
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
Lunatique - Amazing band name, I call dibs.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I’d like Kil’d by Serveral Accidents and … hmm … Planet, thanks.
rmuk@feddit.uk 9 hours ago
What kind of planet? Little glass planet?
definitely_AI@feddit.online 6 hours ago
Any type of gas giant will do.
laranis@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
In 400 years our list of conditions will seem similarly naive and simplistic.
Been to a doctor lately? We can’t cure shit. We’ve got a few meds that can help balance systems or mask pain. We can cut shit open and rearrange it. We can zap some shit with radiation. But actually fix anything? Nah. Maybe in another 400 years.
“Oh, look, they treated obesity as a disease. And heart disease? Hahaha that’s funny. Hearts are so simple.Cant believe cancer is its own category. Everyone knows what causes that and how to treat it.”
I will say the improvement in infant mortality is amazing. At no time in human history have infants had a better chance of survival than now(ish). So maybe I’m just cynical and disillusioned with the current state of my medical care.
hector@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
If you are truly cynical you would realize that Society will collapse long before 400 years, matter of fact, let me glance at the clock.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 57 minutes ago
“lol they died of having a pitiful human body”
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 hours ago
Apropos “Cut of the Stone”. I read a book about history of surgery and one chapter was about a guy who remove his own bladder stone. Back then people didn’t have great hygiene and urinary track infections were common. Those would cause bladder stone that would get worse and worse witch each infection. The stone would block the urethra entrance so you would feel you like really need to pee but once you stand up you wouldn’t be able to. This wasn’t very pleasant so people would try to remove the stones. Typical way was to go through the taint, open the bladder, remove the stone. There’s a lot of blood vessels there so survival chances were not great. Doctors refused to do it because patients would die to often and then family would blame them and they had enough shit to deal with already. So you had traveling bladder stone removers. They would do the surgery and by the time patient would die they would be on the road again.
So this one guy, a blacksmith, tried to get his stone removed twice or had two stones removed already, it’s not clear. Anyway, he didn’t like the traveling stoncutters. So he got a sharp knife, ask some guy to assist him and did the surgery himself.
hector@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
Man you know it’s a barbaric procedure when Barbers and surgeons wouldn’t touch it
jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
The stones on that guy.
Jerb322@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
The stones in that guy.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
My votes go for:
- Prest to Death
- Fistula
- Livergrown
- Made Away With Themselves
- Murthered
Agent641@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I’m partial to Kings Evil myself
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Rising of the Lights is cool
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Bunch of anti-monarchists snuck into the records office 😄
SGforce@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
Vomiting worms
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I am going to die of Planet after I forget my parachute while sky diving.
Zidane@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
How’d crackhappy die? Oh you know, PLANET.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
That planet appeared really suddenly!
jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
You’d think it would have taken a few others with it as well. Like, the rest of humanity.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Fistula… I’m scared to search that…
wewbull@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
It’s ageneric term for an open hole between two spaces where there should be a wall. The two spaces might include “outside”, but could be two internal spaces (e.g. between the intestine and abdominal cavity)
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Yep, and even worse, one of the classic ones is rectovaginal. Fortunately modern medicine can fix it
sundray@lemmus.org 13 hours ago
Yeah, you’re right to feel that way.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
You don’t have to here, I’ll tell you: It’s when your asshole sprouts another asshole.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
It can also be when toothdecay spreads sideways through your mouth.
gdog05@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Considering it was London, I’m surprised death by teeth wasn’t more prevalent.
Denjin@feddit.uk 10 hours ago
It’s 1632, dentistry was was carried out by the same person who did the medical surgery, who also happened to be the person who did the animal butchery too.
Also it’s around the time that sugar started to come into the common person’s diet from the plantations in the Caribbean and people didn’t understand how terrible it was for their teeth. There’s skulls of people who died in old age from the 14th century with basically perfect teeth but by the 16th they were rotting out of people’s mouths by the time they got to their 30s.
hector@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
Queen elizabeth got black teeth and had them falling out from all the sweets I read, forget year, 16th or 17th I think.
e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 5 hours ago
at least 7 people had a fetish for succubus-nurses.
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 7 hours ago
2268 dead babies
definitely_AI@feddit.online 6 hours ago
Grrreat bandname.
rmuk@feddit.uk 4 hours ago
I read that in the voice of Tony the Tiger.
Threeee-y’re Dead!
werty@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Lunatique has to be someone’s name by now
wizzor@sopuli.xyz 12 hours ago
Bit with dog?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Maybe it’s like cancer with wolf.
wizzor@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
Apparently the wolf is an aggressive cancer. Google also says the dog is actually rabies.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Damn. That fever will get you.
songwriterallnighter@lemmy.zip 7 minutes ago
62 people couldn’t wait I see.