laranis
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- Comment on Google admits the open web is in ‘rapid decline’ 5 days ago:
In your analogy I think Google sells chainsaws, lumber, wood stoves, and paper pulp.
- Comment on A Love Letter To Internet Relay Chat 6 days ago:
Glorious.
- Comment on success 6 days ago:
- Comment on do you apologize, even if it's not your fault just to make the other person feel validated? 1 week ago:
I will fake apologize if it helps get me what I want. Maybe that makes me a narcissist or disingenuous but so fucking what. It’s manipulation all the way down. Always has been. My “pride” is a small price to pay.
- Comment on bet you can think of more 2 weeks ago:
- Talk more with your neighbors
Unless your neighbors are part of the problem.
- Comment on And they even get a seizure when you take their ipads away 2 weeks ago:
And their parents allow them to blast the sound in public with no headphones. I can’t fathom the lack of give-a-fucks for their fellow humans (to include their own children).
- Comment on Taco Bell Says 'No Más' to AI Drive-Thru Experiment 2 weeks ago:
This. I’m watching it in real time. I want to grab these fuckers by the shirt and shake them until they get it.
Instead, they’ll get promoted and leave the mess to be cleaned up by someone else.
- Comment on Do you read analog clocks to the exact minute? How do you do this quickly? 3 weeks ago:
Maybe to help the OP I’ll add a bit to your answer. The entire face of an analog clock is divided into fractional sections. Sounds like you’re really good at parsing those fractions, likely due to lots of practice.
So, big hand after the nine and before the ten? Between :45 and :50. First half of that? Between :46 and :47. More toward the beginning of the split? :46
Maybe OP hasn’t had as much practice so has to think about what 9 is in minutes? Nothing but practice would help get over that, I guess.
- Comment on New memory unlocked! Chips Challenge 3 weeks ago:
Loved this! This was the same era as a game called “Castle of the Winds” that was a top-down RPG with a similar tile based layout with a distinct Win 3.1 feel. I remember getting it as a part of one of those shareware compilation disks and ending up actually buying the extended version because it was so much fun.
Link for those craving a bit of nostalgia.
- Comment on Weaponizing image scaling against production AI systems 3 weeks ago:
text within an image should not be able to initiate sensitive tool calls
What level of bullshit lax security are these folks using that makes this statement is necessary?!
Incentives are aligned to go fast and break stuff, and what gets broken is your privacy and security.
- Comment on Creating dogs 3 weeks ago:
I’ll admit to survivor bias in this case.
- Comment on Creating dogs 3 weeks ago:
I’ve never met a dog who wouldn’t willingly make this trade.
- Comment on Incident 4 weeks ago:
Let’s not put the blame only on the parents. Anyone who has spent more than 30 seconds working for a corp would understand that taking credit for work does not mean the work got done.
Assuming the diapers aren’t tracked by barcode and there isn’t an independent inspector validating each operation, I would be MORE wary about my kid being well taken care of at a place that measures and tracks work this way. Especially since the types of management that would think this was a good idea are also the type to not understand how work actually gets done and drives to making the metrics look good at the expense of actually caring for human children.
- Comment on Incident 4 weeks ago:
Hadn’t noticed. I think you’d have to try to get translucent boxes versus a simple solid box. Seems intentional?
- Comment on I've often thought about this 4 weeks ago:
They had bratwurst for a brief period in select locations. Don’t think they were called McBrats, but damn they were yummy. If I suddenly found myself transported to 1996 I’d seek out McBrats and the bacon cheese burger burrito from Taco Bell.
Then my geriatric heart would explode and I would miss out on buying BitCoin, but it would be worth it.
- Comment on How do I determine what a mystery dongle does? 5 weeks ago:
I think this is a solved question based on other comments, but can we take a moment to admire that OP has the self control to ask BEFORE removing the device?
I am much more of a push-the-big-red-button-to-see-what-happens kinda person. That dongle wouldn’t have lasted a second on my bench.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 1 month ago:
Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp… cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly
- Comment on Everything is a problem 1 month ago:
First world PTSD intensifies
- Comment on Everything is a problem 1 month ago:
Every time I have to wait for a 10 year old game to “update” I want to murder whoever is responsible.
- Comment on bad board games 1 month ago:
I suck at Scrabble. Not because I’m bad at words but because I’m always looking for the plays that will collectively give everyone at the table the best chance to make interesting plays.
Catan, though? I’m gonna block a sucker’s road and steal that grain, no hesitation.
- Comment on *Record scratch* freeze frame 1 month ago:
Nature.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
We’ve had nothing but problems with our K2. We spent $1500 for a unit that works half the time, and their support is hit or miss. Right now it is throwing seemingly random error codes and their support is stumped and not offering help.
We should have gone with the Bambu.
- Comment on We need to stop pretending AI is intelligent 2 months ago:
Be careful… If you get in an accident I guaran-god-damn-tee you they will use it as an excuse not to pay out. Maybe after a lawsuit you’d see some money but at that point half of it goes to the lawyer and you’re still screwed.
- Comment on I Convinced HP's Board to Buy Palm for $1.2B. Then I Watched Them Kill It in 49 Days 2 months ago:
My Pre and Kyocera 6035. Never forget.
- Comment on Wikipedia Pauses AI-Generated Summaries After Editor Backlash 2 months ago:
People not getting things that seem obvious is an ongoing theme, it seems. We sat through a presentation at work by some guy who enthusiastically pitched AI to the masses. I don’t mean that’s what he did, I mean “enthusiasm” seemed to be his ONLY qualification. Aside from telling folks what buttons to press on the company’s AI app, he didn’t know SHIT. And the VP got on before and after and it was apparent that he didn’t know shit, either. Someone is whispering in these people’s ears and they’re writing fat checks, no doubt, and they haven’t a clue what an LLM is, what it is good at, nor what to be wary of. Absolutely ridiculous.
- Comment on Factually correct number tier list. I will not be taking questions 2 months ago:
Not a bad list, but 6/9 being there and not pi or 11/32 is just criminal.
- Comment on Are most people who avoid turn signals do it to feel more normal? (Imitating their parents, avoiding perceived stupidity of using turn signals when it seems useless, etc) 2 months ago:
The idea that moving your finger slightly to support the smoothe functioning of traffic and the welfare of other humans is not “masculine” enough makes me want to castrate some fuckers.
- Comment on I feel attacked 3 months ago:
That’s awesome! Well done, and keep up the hard work. Don’t forget to stretch.
- Comment on Running monkey 3 months ago:
I was thinking, “Glad these are all of the monkey running away. Seeing that running at you would be terrifying.”
Moments later, “Yup, I would shit myself seeing that little guy barrelling at me like that.”
- Comment on Former Meta exec says asking for artist permission will kill AI industry 3 months ago:
Bet you’re not worth $100+ million. Then you’d get it.
