Metostopholes
@Metostopholes@midwest.social
- Comment on In shower today: "I bet my YouTube account is older than most of the people on YouTube." ...Yes, yes it is. 1 day ago:
Apr 19, 2006 for me.
I miss when the most watched video was Evolution of Dance.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Is this the setup to a Mitch Hedberg joke?
“They never did, but they still don’t.”
- Comment on You can sell anything in this country 2 days ago:
This product is not real.
- Comment on Depth psychological psychotherapy is like unblocking a pipe with a plunger: You shake deep-seated problems until everything almost works normal again. 1 week ago:
Too appropriate to not post.
- Comment on The least problematic early black metal band 1 week ago:
- Comment on State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A" 1 week ago:
- Comment on [Video] Cops not sure whether to arrest man with "Plasticine Action" shirt for supporting terrorism 1 week ago:
Not fans of claymation, I guess.
- Comment on It's Over. 2 weeks ago:
“Okay buster, I know what you’ve been contemplating.”
- Comment on Any good Android games that aren't roguelikes? 2 weeks ago:
Mini Metro is great.
- Comment on Concerned my scanner may snitch on me. 2 weeks ago:
It just has Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics to keep out netrunners.
- Comment on Canon Connections: SNW 3x04 - A Space Adventure Hour 2 weeks ago:
I feel like he was someone else as well… 🤔
Oh right, the host of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction!
- Comment on what are in you're top 3 favourite games of all time? 3 weeks ago:
Riven, Shadow of the Colossus, and Guilty Gear Strive.
(in no particular order)
- Comment on Maybe with cheese? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on pragnent 4 weeks ago:
Next year this image will be 20 years old.
- Comment on We all sleep alone soundly; Maybe the key to a happy marriage is separate beds 5 weeks ago:
I like John Hodgman’s suggestion: Couples should sleep in two beds, in two villas, separated by a reflecting pool.
I mean, I would like it if I could afford it.
- Comment on After all these years 1 month ago:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
- Comment on ICE stands for Internal Combustion Engine 1 month ago:
ICE stands for Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics.
- Comment on What are your favorite Tactical RPGs? 2 months ago:
I’m a weirdo, so Massive Chalice.
It has a strange high-concept premise where you are an immortal ruler defending against a monstrous army that only attacks every decade or so. Any surviving individual squad member will only be able to go on a handful of missions before aging out, so you are also managing familial bloodlines to birth new soldiers, while controlling for genetic and social traits that get passed down. I love the uniqueness and big ideas. It’s far from perfect, but you asked for favorite not the best.
- Comment on Usually helps me out, honestly 2 months ago:
There is no other context, it’s photoshopped.
- Comment on Steam Deck / Gaming News #19 2 months ago:
Hey, the bi flag similarity got me to open the post when the girl in the arcade hadn’t. Wish I’d been reading these the whole time though, great stuff! I’ll definitely check out future posts, no matter which image you use. :)
- Comment on Vomiting Emoji 2 months ago:
- Comment on Cyberpunk 2 is now in preproduction, CD Projekt says 2 months ago:
Huh, so it’s taking place in 2 AD instead of 2077. Weird direction to take.
- Comment on What games are just objective master pieces? 2 months ago:
Shadow of the Colossus
- Comment on Moonbase Alpha: That time NASA made a meme video game 2 months ago:
NO WE NEED TO EXPLORE
- Comment on Moonbase Alpha: That time NASA made a meme video game 2 months ago:
aeiou
- Comment on Cheers lads an lassies 3 months ago:
Correct.
- Comment on Oh, now i get it! "Peanuts" is because they are nuts inside a pod-like thing, just like peas! 3 months ago:
Nutpeas.
- Comment on WoW's Leeroy Jenkins, one of the internet's oldest memes, turns 20 years old—and after looking back on what we wrote in 2005, I feel like we've failed Leeroys everywhere 3 months ago:
NO WAI!
- Comment on i truly believe that there's an open war between Humanity vs. Advertisers and their allies. 3 months ago:
- Comment on Ball for a ball 3 months ago:
(^◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯ SNIP SNIP