Metostopholes
@Metostopholes@midwest.social
- Comment on Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween 1 week ago:
Pumpussy?
- Comment on First day on the job 1 week ago:
So uh… Where would one apply for such a job? Y’know, uh, hypothetically?
- Comment on I wish there were a group of people that protected the world from devastation. That would unite all people within my nation. Then we could denounce the evils associated with "truth" and "love." 1 week ago:
They could even extend their reach to the stars above.
- Comment on The ants go marching on 2 weeks ago:
Ah yeah, makes me think of all the times I’ve had to move a couch into an apartment…
- Comment on Hopefully THIS does not describe you 2 weeks ago:
FIRST!
Also this quote offends me
- Comment on Or the common cold! 2 weeks ago:
I don’t think I would call Buzz Aldrin “boring.”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Frankenbeans 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on There are algorithms deciding if we're human or not 4 weeks ago:
CAPTCHA stands for “Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart”, so yeah.
- Comment on In shower today: "I bet my YouTube account is older than most of the people on YouTube." ...Yes, yes it is. 5 weeks ago:
Apr 19, 2006 for me.
I miss when the most watched video was Evolution of Dance.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Is this the setup to a Mitch Hedberg joke?
“They never did, but they still don’t.”
- Comment on You can sell anything in this country 1 month ago:
This product is not real.
- Comment on Depth psychological psychotherapy is like unblocking a pipe with a plunger: You shake deep-seated problems until everything almost works normal again. 1 month ago:
Too appropriate to not post.
- Comment on The least problematic early black metal band 1 month ago:
- Comment on State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A" 1 month ago:
- Comment on [Video] Cops not sure whether to arrest man with "Plasticine Action" shirt for supporting terrorism 1 month ago:
Not fans of claymation, I guess.
- Comment on It's Over. 1 month ago:
“Okay buster, I know what you’ve been contemplating.”
- Comment on Any good Android games that aren't roguelikes? 1 month ago:
Mini Metro is great.
- Comment on Concerned my scanner may snitch on me. 1 month ago:
It just has Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics to keep out netrunners.
- Comment on Canon Connections: SNW 3x04 - A Space Adventure Hour 1 month ago:
I feel like he was someone else as well… 🤔
Oh right, the host of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction!
- Comment on what are in you're top 3 favourite games of all time? 1 month ago:
Riven, Shadow of the Colossus, and Guilty Gear Strive.
(in no particular order)
- Comment on Maybe with cheese? 1 month ago:
- Comment on pragnent 2 months ago:
Next year this image will be 20 years old.
- Comment on We all sleep alone soundly; Maybe the key to a happy marriage is separate beds 2 months ago:
I like John Hodgman’s suggestion: Couples should sleep in two beds, in two villas, separated by a reflecting pool.
I mean, I would like it if I could afford it.
- Comment on After all these years 2 months ago:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
- Comment on ICE stands for Internal Combustion Engine 2 months ago:
ICE stands for Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics.
- Comment on What are your favorite Tactical RPGs? 3 months ago:
I’m a weirdo, so Massive Chalice.
It has a strange high-concept premise where you are an immortal ruler defending against a monstrous army that only attacks every decade or so. Any surviving individual squad member will only be able to go on a handful of missions before aging out, so you are also managing familial bloodlines to birth new soldiers, while controlling for genetic and social traits that get passed down. I love the uniqueness and big ideas. It’s far from perfect, but you asked for favorite not the best.
- Comment on Usually helps me out, honestly 3 months ago:
There is no other context, it’s photoshopped.
- Comment on Steam Deck / Gaming News #19 3 months ago:
Hey, the bi flag similarity got me to open the post when the girl in the arcade hadn’t. Wish I’d been reading these the whole time though, great stuff! I’ll definitely check out future posts, no matter which image you use. :)
- Comment on Vomiting Emoji 3 months ago:
