Diplomjodler3

@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OP cleans his fridge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hans hat heute frei.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OP cleans his fridge⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ich hol’ schon mal den Flammenwerfer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would you do if your gym trainer is 5 minutes late?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would you do if your gym trainer is 5 minutes late?⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried talking to them about it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And another turn of the screw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s always been just another oligarchy stooge. He works for Coca-Cola Company after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lever reloads⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the latency on that thing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advertise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s ridiculous. You can deny someone a driving licence, but you can’t deny them entry to the country they’re a citizen of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨change_org⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Asking the real questions here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans for free market! Humans for free market!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What we have in the world right now has very little to do with a free market economy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨toasty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When I say well done, I mean well done!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upgrading Paperless-ngx several revisions behind⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Paperless provides an export tool that lets you export all your documents. There’s no guarantee that the import will work on a higher version, but usually it’s fine. Just make sure that you have a clean install without any documents before importing from an old export.

  It’s also possible to export all documents and metadata via the REST API, though that’s a bit fiddly. Then you can import them the same way. Again, this should only be done into an empty system, because otherwise your object IDs will be all scrambled up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨job position⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Inventing flintstone knapping was a mistake!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK De-banking is often how the US first declares you "homeless"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Those were different times. I remember how people who travelled there talked about how friendly everybody was. And everything was cheap, service was great and life was easy. Obviously those were skewed perceptions by tourists, but still. Nobody says things like that any more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cat > Chat every time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still surprised AI hallucinations aren’t called cat farts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, the alternative would be a camera in every toilet stall. See how our benevolent corporate overlords only have our best interest in mind?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You had non work related thoughts on three separate occasions last week. Please report to HR for attitude adjustment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, wouldn’t want to have to change hats, when I go to the swinger club after church.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You get poo time? That’s socialism!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silicon Valley AI Startups Are Embracing China’s Controversial ‘996’ Work Schedule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, work yourself to death for the profits of the oligarchy, you morons. See what thanks you get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“You can't be expected to have a successful AI program when every single article, book or anything else that you've read or studied, you're supposed to pay for” Donald Trump said⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, he’s talking about AI companies, i.e. the people who bribe him. How insolent of you plebes to assume you’d get the same rights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're completely serious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re all-powerful and inferior at the same time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Detectives These Days Are Crazy! • Mattaku Saikin no Tantei to Kitara - Episode 4 discussion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that Armin from Attack on Titan?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're completely serious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The transgalactic Space Jews sent those octopuses to make The President look bad!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chippie owner given ‘devastating’ £40,000 fine by Home office for allegedly illegal hire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is not exactly hard. The people who hire illegal workers do so to save money, not because it’s somehow hard to check a piece of paper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here’s why there are so few new cars for under $30,000⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have $ 30,000 to buy a car, you’re better off buying second hand. That’s the whole secret.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In many countries you can get temporary cards today you can put money on and then spend it. Maybe they have something like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Single Serve Pudding Cups And Yogurts Are Too Fucking Small.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m officially giving you permission to eat two from now on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US | "He's a madman": Trump's team frets about Netanyahu after Syria strikes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pot calling the kettle black, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nurseries in England bring in Covid-style protocols as measles cases rise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If only there was some kind of preventive treatment people could get to avoid this stuff.