Diplomjodler3

@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my current phobia⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh baby, let me deposit my backup in your repository!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meanwhile on instagram⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey! We don’t do facts here!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meanwhile on instagram⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And most importantly: ignorance is strength.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they love freedom so much. Duh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Come at me, bro!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Windows CE was for embedded systems and it was the most horrific crock of shit ever. Which didn’t stop them from producing a couple of billion devices with it, of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa, let’s not

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*crunch crunch* Très délicieux mes amis!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen frogs being farmed in Thailand, albeit on a small scale. I don’t think there’d be enough frogs in the wild to fulfil demand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*crunch crunch* Très délicieux mes amis!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Those frogs are being bred in farms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The RAM shortage is coming for everything you care about⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a racket, plain and simple. There used to be laws against this sort if thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rage for the machine?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Rally round the family, with a pocketful of shells”, but unironically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Follow me for more shitty diet tips⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear meth is also good at suppressing your appetite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you "talk to yourself", you're deemed a "crazy person", but if you turn it to a song, then you're an aspiring musician.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a thin line between creativity and madness and many artists cross is both ways frequently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just ask an audiophile what they think about blind tests. If they argue against them you’ve found a snake oil salesman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Texas man who shot a British woman after an argument about President Trump won’t face charges. The jury hails from a pro-gun pro-Trump part of the state, a legal expert says⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No further evidence needed to convince me to never set foot in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI has deleted the word ‘safely’ from its mission – and its new structure is a test for whether AI serves society or shareholders⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  … its new structure is a test for whether AI serves society or shareholders

  Gee, I can’t wait to see the results of this test!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro caught slippin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How could I have made it more obvious?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro caught slippin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Another great argument for the second amendment in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sick days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What ideal nation would that be?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sick days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ich hoffe sie haben ihren Müll ordentlich getrennt! Außerdem ist jetzt Ruhezeit, also bitte leise pfostieren!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope Boris has a very substantial steel plate behind his back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you free tomorrow at five? I want to bake a cake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Start-up idea⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Planned obsolescence is a cornerstone of the business model of every large corporation. They’re never going to make a product that could challenge that. And no startup will achieve the volume needed to sell these at a price that’s even remotely realistic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If donald j trump was replaced with a body double some time in the last 15 years, would you even care?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody can blather incoherent bullshit the way he does. That’s how you know he’s real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gimme an apple⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And don’t forget taking gigantic shits wherever you go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Onii-Chan is watching you 😩⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No you can’t watch, onii-chan! Now get out of the bathroom!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after too long of a nap⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what I look like when I come into the office on a Monday morning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does it mean?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Americans are famous for living beyond their means. Obviously there are a lot of genuinely poor people. But there are also many that just aren’t financially responsible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keir Starmer apologises to Epstein victims for believing Mandelson's 'lies'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh fuck off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨💞 FairScan > Syncthing > Paperlees-ngx⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of those features are implemented in the scan software on the PC, not on the scanner itself. Although there is a tendency to integrate more and more features in the firmware, which is not always a good idea. Also, if you’re scanning low volumes, I’d say doing the separation before the scan is generally more efficient. At least that’s how I do it. But that’s just me, of course. I wasn’t in any way trying to criticize your approach. If it works for you, it’s great.