Diplomjodler3

@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 95 turned 30 today⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought a RAM expansion from 4 to 8 MB, so my PC could run Win95. It was amazing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always wanted to be a T.Rex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shook⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Which proves that he’s obviously not gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hollow Knight: Silksong - Release Date Trailer (September 4)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Next up: Half Life 3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A massive Wyoming data center will soon use 5x more power than the state's human occupants - but no one knows who is using it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry. The power will be provided by imaginary nuclear reactors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Balls Clapped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So you think that is a fight that can be won by moral superiority?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Balls Clapped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The time for being nice is long past. These fuckers aren’t just not “nice”. They’re murderous scum that enjoy making people suffer. Time for some pushback.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BE NOT AFRAID, MORTAL⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Too late to burn down the house. We’ll have to nuke the whole city from orbit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did that 22-year-old get on in the date his dad set him up with?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That can only mean, they’re married by now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bournemouth FC: Proudly sponsored by blowjob heil hitler⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds about right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume he was too drunk from Glühwein and therefore cannot remember anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crypto mogul Do Kwon, known as ‘the cryptocurrency king,’ pleads guilty to fraud charges⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s one of the most amazing achievements of American style capitalism to turn fraud into an industry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Permian Park⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only one way to find out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Permian Park⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where would one find such Permian fauna? Asking for a friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Permian Park⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Luckily there are plenty of lawyers to go round, so the poor creatures won’t have to starve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Home batteries are saving America from blackouts | Home battery storage systems are keeping lights on during summer energy crunches in Puerto Rico and elsewhere across the United States.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Even if we didn’t have a climate catastrophe, electrification and renewable energy would make a lot of sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK government suggests deleting files to save water⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you, some kind of nerd?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Is Now Being Sued Over Sunsetting Windows 10⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It very much is. If you’re willing to invest a few hours of your time to learn something new, you can absolutely switch to Linux.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meixco | Daily murders fall to lowest level since 2016⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So it went from absolutely horrific to still absolutely horrific. Great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Le Penguini⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s a New Zealand?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bonk.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good to know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TikTok to replace trust and safety team in Germany with AI and outsourced labor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing could possibly go wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is another type. Can you guess?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mommy Frieren is just the best.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨!morphmoe type shit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you trying to tell me that electricity poles in Japan don’t have anime girls shibaried to them? That’s crazy talk!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK Homelessness minister threw out her tenants - then increeased rent by £700 a month⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And how is that going to work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If CEOs think they can replace everyone with AI, why do they think Wall St. will need CEOs?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All it takes is a Python script that replies to every email with some stock phrase like “we must work harder!”, “we must trim the fat!”, “we must be more innovative!” or some such bullshit. I could write that in half an hour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I unplug my smart tv from the internet?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But think of all the wonderful ads you’re going to miss out on!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is kindness often viewed as a sign of naïveté?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Assholes like to rationalise their assholery by painting their victims as weak and somehow deserving it. You can very much see that in present day politics but you’ll also meet people like that in real life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OP cleans his fridge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hans hat heute frei.