Diplomjodler3
@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
- Comment on Well it started as a cult too ... 3 days ago:
Are you trying to imply that Jesus wasn’t blond and had blue eyes?
- Comment on The physical media selection at Sony's Crunchyroll is even worse than fans feared after store update: all books removed and Blu-ray lineup gutted 4 days ago:
No, peasant, you can’t own your media. Now sit down and consume whatever we put before you!
- Comment on Rescue mission is called off for NASA's aging Swift space telescope 5 days ago:
Bummer!
- Comment on Oh no 6 days ago:
Of course, of course! Heim ins Reich!
- Comment on Oh no 6 days ago:
And don’t forget to occupy the Sudetenland.
- Comment on What to do with a surplus of fresh veggies? 2 weeks ago:
Onions, peppers and cucumbers make a nice salad. Throw in some canned corn or beans, some tuna and pasta and you have a full meal.
- Comment on Suffering from a successfully failed task 2 weeks ago:
Help us, Context Jesus! You’re our only hope!
- Comment on "Surely the German populace will reject him if he steps out of line..." 2 weeks ago:
In other news: the Pantsshitter-in-Chief will never dare to run for a third term.
- Comment on That time Toyota accidentally created a military vehicle 2 weeks ago:
No, the other one.
- Comment on When your drug recovery plan involves moving with Iggy Pop 3 weeks ago:
Nah, such fine upstanding young men would never do that.
- Comment on When your drug recovery plan involves moving with Iggy Pop 3 weeks ago:
I see nothing that could possibly go wrong with that plan.
- Comment on Things you never think about Samurai edition. They were very very short. 5 weeks ago:
They’ll be scary enough when they cut off your head.
- Comment on White House report brands Smithsonian leadership as radical activists who can't be trusted 1 month ago:
Every accusation is a confession, as per standard procedure.
- Comment on Fate of nkvd leaders 1 month ago:
Execution! Right now!
- Comment on The original meme was in Spanish, but I translated it. 1 month ago:
Also, they were just as likely to be genocided by other Gauls, as by Romans.
- Comment on The Russian Civil War was a mess, to say the least. 1 month ago:
But the next revolution will be totally different, trust me, bro! No descent into warlordism, just instant communist utopia!
- Comment on Flat Earthers BTFO since the 3rd century BCE 1 month ago:
The secret is to know your bullshit is bullshit and fervently believing it at the same time. Doublethink is not something Orwell invented, he just described it.
- Comment on Oh it was holy alright, from all the bullets 1 month ago:
What happened in 1250?
- Comment on Damn good orator, though 1 month ago:
Dude started out as a common soldier. He sure knew a thing or too about fighting.
- Comment on SDO Observes a Coronal Mass Ejection 1 month ago:
Why does the Sun throw stuff at us?
I’d throw stuff at us too.
- Comment on Archaeologists discover all Homo naledi skeletons found in South African cave are female 1 month ago:
This thing is just getting weirder.
- Comment on The 2000 election in a nutshell 1 month ago:
But Gore was boring! And Dubya was entertaining!
- Comment on [Eurogamer] Steam Machine review - an utterly lovable, probably too niche, definitely too expensive gaming curio 2 months ago:
I don’t think it’s too niche at all. It’s too expensive, of course, but if this was $600 or $700 they’d sell a lot of them. This is the kind of machine anyone who can operate a playstation can use. At a lower piece it would have a very broad appeal.
- Comment on Lordy me, you gave me a case of the vapors 2 months ago:
Quick, fetch my fainting couch!
- Comment on Rare moment when Hitler had taste. If only all of his fellow Nazis followed suit... 2 months ago:
At the time when Hitler killed himself, he was well and truly out of options. He could have fled Berlin weeks earlier, but at that point that simply wasn’t possible any more.
- Comment on Valve to no longer offer physical gift cards due to scammers 2 months ago:
Damn! How am i going to pay off the FBI for my pirated anime now?
- Comment on Juno a bit unfair ngl 2 months ago:
That’s just another vicious propaganda lie spread by the genociders!
- Comment on Juno a bit unfair ngl 2 months ago:
Goddamn romaboos!
- Comment on Juno a bit unfair ngl 2 months ago:
The Aeneid is such a piece of blatant propaganda. Not recommended.
- Comment on Charon: Moon of Pluto 2 months ago:
Just needs some cheese and baked beans.