MintyFresh

@MintyFresh@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh you’re a dick. Now that’s gonna live in my head all day. HEEEYYY macearena!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Swamp Germans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being a dude sucks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s when you go in the other room and playact confronting a hellish apparition.

  “Foul beast leave this abode! By might and right I banish thee!” Then go back and get all the snuggles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zuckerberg hailed AI ‘superintelligence’. Then his smart glasses failed on stage | Matthew Cantor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re chasing that one moment in the early aughts when what they had actually blew peoples minds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clown!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My Lord! I was ready to roll my head eyes at a hater, but I think reading that actually did give me a headache. Like it literally hurt to read.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Classy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that a bowl full of cocaine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If my first kiss was pre-transition and i am now a guy but i always had a guy brain, does that make my first kiss with a "straight" guy gay ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends? Did you say “no homo” first?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get the rest of them, but what's a jobs sandwich?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ream of rods. Slew of salami. Torrent of tools.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 OP⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you ready?!?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I only piss in sinks and showers. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almost halloween tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vote it into office. I mean a even a giant eldritch horror from beyond has probably diddled less children than our current leadership. Probably more eloquent too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember beans?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, what are beans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Misogyny or something... Idk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A conundrum⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s almost like capitalism is bullshit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He comin'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re huge and dumb. They can trample, and did i mention how huge they are? The first time I saw one up close it was a surprise to the both of us. About shat myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The girl is just batty.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My buddy lives in a coop here in town, and he was given the job of investigating the odd smell from the chimney. They live in an old school building. He opens up the hatch to find a pile of (mostly) headless pigeons. They all thought they had a phyco serial killer in their midst. It turns out the peregrine falcons were catching the pigeons, eating only the heads, and dropping the bodies down the chimney.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sweet temptations⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look into clover. Bugs love it, drought resistant, super low maintenance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely lemmings⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  HereticalClamBreath

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously babe, i can't if that pale monkey keep staring...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Steve Buscemi is a national treasure!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Admin Circulating Plan to Transform Depopulated Gaza Into High-Tech Cash Cow⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just fucking cartoonish in his villainy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Best I can do is a Favio

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sponsored by raycon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have been using Sony earbuds exclusively for the past few years. 10/10. Good sound, decent battery. Well made case (seriously you don’t realize until you have one how nice a well made and shaped case is), they’ve held up far better than I expected over the years.

  A bit pricer than some junk you can order off wish or whatever, but I think it’s well worth it for the quality and longevity of it.

  My favorite Wf-700

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't these AI data centers build by the ocean?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck man… I’m so over capitalism. Shits just exhausting…

• Why don't these AI data centers build by the ocean?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do gangs that collect protection money actually do any protecting?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe if they don’t get a cut. But everything I know about organized crime comes from the sopranos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried naming the states from memory as a European⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nailed it. No notes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old Testament shit. Sinners BEWARE!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol swamp German

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was gonna say, you’d have to work hard to misspell this hard. Twas not accidental. 10/10 marketing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure Shame⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So many people poop shy in this thread… It’s fine, that’s what bathrooms are for.