NotASharkInAManSuit
@NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 22 hours ago:
So, a man having sex with a woman is gay…
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 1 week ago:
And also the opposite of all those things.
- Comment on where the cuties 2 weeks ago:
I’m 37 and found out the guy who works at the gas station is 26 and I was shook. I’m bald and gray and this kid looks like he has five years on me.
- Comment on Day 468 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 2 weeks ago:
It’s always my first move once I find the sledge if I’m starting in Rosewood, it gives so much freedom. Once you build a door to the roof you can build a covered lounge and dirt plots, that way you can read outside while you watch tv to level skills and avoid boredom all while not even having to consider zeds. You can also toss the generator on the roof outside to cover the whole building. Build a floor before you step onto the roof, though, or you’ll fall through, everything along the wall needs a floor built on it even though there are roof textures there. I live that spot.
- Comment on Day 468 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 2 weeks ago:
That would be pretty awesome, I think. You’d have to pull up your rope ladder every time and remember to drop it down when you leave. I’d probably die more to auto-defenestration because I forgot to drop the sheet rope than zeds.
- Comment on Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍 2 weeks ago:
If it works for you then it works for you, but I’m telling you that nothing soaks panties like a candid shot of you nude while washing the dishes or cooking. Toss an apron on to leave something to the imagination for extra points, it’s like lingerie for dudes.
- Comment on Day 468 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 weeks ago:
Ah, the Rosewood Fire Department, my old friend. Tear down the stairs, throw some sheet ropes out the window, build a door to the roof to set up a farm and some water barrels above the sinks and you’ve got yourself a little slice of heaven.
- Comment on Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍 3 weeks ago:
Notasharkinamansuit don’t freak for free.
- Comment on Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍 3 weeks ago:
I’ve been told my nudes are very tasteful. They want a sexy picture of you with your junk showing, (preferably full nudes, or pants fully down, nobody looks appealing with a frank and beans spilling out of their zipper) and not just a picture of your schlong.
- Comment on Which game would you erase from your memory, in order to experience it fresh once again? 3 weeks ago:
I was going to say RDR2, but I guess I need to shut up and play Outer Wilds.
- Comment on Manic Stew 4 weeks ago:
Hyperfocus Twix!
- Comment on Good luck with that 4 weeks ago:
This is my three course chewing gum… it was made for me…
- Comment on I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌 5 weeks ago:
Most spiders do eat bed bugs!
- Comment on I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌 5 weeks ago:
But spiders in your house get rid of spiders in your house. So, if there were no spiders in your house then you’d get so many spiders in your house.
- Comment on I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌 5 weeks ago:
Did a quick google, they aren’t lethal, and they hide from people and eat other spiders, so they’re one of the good ones. Surprisingly very few people die from the horrors of Australia, they’ve got a really robust setup for getting people anti-venom. Virtually no one dies from spiders in Australia, the last reported death was in 1980.
- Comment on Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop 1 month ago:
I like it when they get rough with each other. So masculine.
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 1 month ago:
G, no contest.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Why not?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Goodbye.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 2 months ago:
From my understanding there is a technique called “hover squatting.”
- Comment on How often do guys have a haircut? 2 months ago:
I buzz my head about once a month, otherwise I start to look bald.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 2 months ago:
I can assure you, sitting down to use the bathroom does not stop people from pissing and shitting all over the place. We’re gross animals.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 2 months ago:
Women piss all over toilet seats and floors all the time, even in fancy places, don’t kid yourself. Any bathroom in any location is only as clean as the staff makes it, if left alone every public bathroom would be covered in shit and piss within a day and there are no gender lines. I’ve worked at classy joints and dives and if not tended to by staff every toilet will be covered in piss and shit in ways that I personally cannot comprehend. Women’s only toilets get covered in just as much piss and shit as men’s toilets. Most people don’t ever see both restrooms and assume theirs is either cleaner or dirtier than the opposite gender, but as someone who deals with both on a general basis, animal shit houses the lot of them.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 2 months ago:
I’ve worked maintenance for many years and I can assure there is no difference between men’s and women’s rest rooms other than there being urinals, they’re all disgusting, we’re all disgusting, all bathrooms are just wild animal shit houses.
- Comment on DEI, more like DIED 2 months ago:
I take back the untalented remark, that is a stunning example of dancing around an answer, Baryshnikov levels of choreography. Bravo.
Just say it already, we know, we all know.
- Comment on DEI, more like DIED 2 months ago:
Security and armed guards aren’t a sign of being willing to die for what you believe, they’re a sign of fear. Did Kirk ever join the military? Was he a soldier? That’s a moot comparison when talking about a fucking media personality who has been groomed and coddled by the GOP to be a rhetoric output machine since he was 18.
- Comment on DEI, more like DIED 2 months ago:
Oh, it’s very fucking relevant, and obvious. Just say what’s in your heart already, stop being chained by us leftist libtard cucks and our societal expectations, live your truth, you untalented hate filled monster hack.
- Comment on DEI, more like DIED 2 months ago:
Yeah, that’s why he traveled around with all of those armed guards and security, right? Seems like sycophancy to me.
- Comment on DEI, more like DIED 2 months ago:
Absolutely. Yes.
- Comment on DEI, more like DIED 2 months ago:
Just get to the point, stop fucking around and just say you hate women and non-white people, we know that’s what you’re trying to dance around, that’s Kirk’s whole thing, none of us are fooled by your attempt at high school debate rhetoric, just own your misogyny and racism, you know you want to.
