To be clear: There is nothing wrong with being a throat goat so long as all parties involved consent
(also shamelessly stolen from Strike at resetera)
Looks like Ron is wearing a tan suit, uh oh
The Men Who Stare at Goats
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BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Absolute historical fact: Trump’s (and Roger Stone’s) political mentor was the psychopathic mob lawyer Roy Cohn, who died of AIDS in the 90s, denying he was gay to very end. One Republican leader said that Cohn wasn’t gay, he just enjoyed sexually dominating young blonde men. Apparently that isn’t gay in MAGA circles. Whatever you have to tell yourself…
Anyway, it should be noted that when Trump and Roger Stone were under Cohn’s mentorship, they were both young blonde men.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Unacceptable revisionism. We all know it’s Russia. Russia here, Russia there, Russia everywhere, under the table, under the bad, behind the dryer, in the dishwasher.
Everything except home-grown causes.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Go get a kalash enema pissant. The Ruskies can be enflaming pre existing issue and be creating them, this is often how long term espionage operations work.
Bigfishbest@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Only a Russian would misspell ‘bed’ as ‘bad’. Nice try kaputchnik.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Look at her face. I don’t even have to know what he is saying to know that it was wildly inappropriate, but he thought it was really clever, and demonstrated how roguishly charming he is.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
“Nancy, I heard you can deepthroat?”
“…and?”
“I’m pretty good but I can’t lick the balls, will you teach me everything you know?”
4am@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
The Men Who Rent Their Throats
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
And are of consenting age.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Is it gay to blow Nancy Regan? I don’t really get any references to the text, other than the look on her face could be “you’re gonna be giving me head soon”.
deluxe@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
Nancy “Throat GOAT” Reagan
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Trump has met every president since Nixon except for Ford. The US has been treating this wretched excuse for a human being like royalty his whole life.
baines@lemmy.cafe 4 months ago
you don’t piss off your supplier
istdaslol@feddit.org 4 months ago
Now it all makes sense. He’s frikn gay. Trump is gay. He is into theatre, that’s why he’s always so performative. He is distant to Melania not because he’s an old weirdo but because he’s just not into her. He talks weird about women because he thinks that straight men talk like this as this was the tone in his circle. His attitude towards autocrats is because he is a bottom. It all just makes sense. Why didn’t it come to me earlier
LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
We should have figured when he kept doing the double-jerk-off dance to YMCA at his rallies lmao
paperazzi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Not gay. Bi. He is bi. He assaulted enough women in secret so he’s definitely attracted to them.
axexrx@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Maybe he just legitimately hates them
GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Don’t forget he’s having a butt baby with Satan.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Remember Captains Holt from Brooklyn 99? He was gay, but when he was undercover as a straight man, he’d say all sort of hilarious stuff to prove that he has no idea what men find attractive about women.
Holt was always focused on their “heavy” breasts.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 4 months ago
"That’s my favorite part of a woman. There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis."
- Captain Raymond Holt
white_nrdy@programming.dev 4 months ago
“I loved her big heavy breasts. They were five pounds each”
hpucks@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nothing wrong with a good heavy breast.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
i’ve never known a straight man to wear that much makeup
titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
He’s not gay he’s just very bisexual. And his preference in women is Young and underage and probably prepubescent. Something resembling a male but that he can stick his dick into. And who knows maybe his dick doesn’t even fucking work and he just wants to play other ways. Either way Donald j Trump current president of the United States and self avowed best friend of Jeffrey r Epstein is a child rapist.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Idk if he’s even bi. I don’t think his relationship with sex is healthy enough that personal attraction plays a role in it for him. I think he would act the same if he had any orientation because he’s clearly only having sex for feelings of power. Going down on the president in a sex party for elites was a display of status and possibly even a way to gain it. His attractions to women clearly align with his desire to gain, use, and flaunt power and status. When it comes to power he specifically desired the power to hurt people. It’s models, porn stars, and children. Never pursuing an equal.
That said, I wouldn’t be surprised if Bubba was Jeffrey Epstein.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Tell that to the abused underaged girls, I guess?
zeppo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
There are rumors about him sexually abusing young boys as well
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 months ago
I think he’s great he’s gay I just wish he wasn’t a dictator piece of shit.
fonix232@fedia.io 4 months ago
Okay I'm drawing a blank on this, who is she?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Well known throat goat Nancy Reagan
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nancy Reagan, President Ronald Reagan’s wife. She had a Hollywood reputation for being the GOAT for blowjobs.
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Thanks, now that’s in my search history
Penguin_1024@piefed.zip 4 months ago
Former first lady of the U.S., Nancy Reagan
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Gabourey Sidibe, I think. Or Nancy Reagan. One of the two.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 months ago
When did Trump start bleaching his hair?
Buffy@libretechni.ca 4 months ago
Who are these people? This one is going over my head.
unmagical@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
- Donald Trump (Blue suit; sitting US President)
- Nancy Reagon (Pink dress; former US First Lady)
It is alleged that in her day Nancy enjoyed giving head. Nacent revelations allege that Donald sucked off “Bubba” (presumably Bill Clinton, former US president) and that Putin has pics.
hOrni@lemmy.world 4 months ago
So wouldn’t a picture of Trump with Monica Lewiński make more sense?
Cris_Color@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nacent revelations allege that Donald sucked off “Bubba” (presumably Bill Clinton, former US president) and that Putin has pics.
ಠ_ಠ
What…?
Buffy@libretechni.ca 4 months ago
Thank you!
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
What the almighty fuck.
The least plausible thing about this is that Putin has been able to keep his mouth shut about it.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Oh fuck that took me a second
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
NO WAY! 🤣 How did you know they met?
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Who is the woman?
djehuti@programming.dev 4 months ago
Nancy Reagan, whose fellatio skills are legendary.