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- Comment on Her slumber is now complete. 3 days ago:
Oh god no. Not in my point of view. Her voice is like fingernails on chalkboard to me. Mostly screeches and squeals.
- Comment on Banana 1 week ago:
Mmmmmm, forbidden penis.
Btw, you spelt good incorrectly. - Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 1 week ago:
Doughnut. Why? Because I can’t easily fuck a coffee!!
- Comment on Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits 1 week ago:
I do remember when musky boy said lies. Many, many lies…
- Comment on Discuss 2 weeks ago:
A gazillion years ago I was in a shop that had an american aisle, so I bought some some american chocolate that had peanut butter in it. Reese’s, I think?
Anyways it tasted slightly like chalky chocolate vomit with peanut butter on it.
I thought I’d got a bad batch so the next time I saw some I got something from Hershey’s. Again, chocolate vomit.
Never had any of that shit since.Cadbury’s in the UK have been adding extra things to their chocolate bars for years now. My cynical brain tells me it’s to mask the fact that they’ve changed things and lowered the quality of their products.
When did this happen? A few years after it was sold to Kraft, an american ‘food’ company… - Comment on don't look up :) 2 weeks ago:
Ok, that’s one guess, where’s the other two?
- Comment on One iPhone led police to gang who sent 40,000 snatched phones to China 3 weeks ago:
Fatter*
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 3 weeks ago:
He also has never passed a bakery by the looks of it.
- Comment on Good boah 3 weeks ago:
{unzips}
I need more detail. Lots more detail. Is the clown costume tight and bulging? I need it to be bulging. MORE DETAIL!!! - Comment on Say it slowly. 5 weeks ago:
You can stress mine, bigboy.
(You’ll need to take me out for dinner afterwards. Nothing fancy, some fish and chips will do.)
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Mods, MODS! Remove this post, it is not shit. Not shit indeed!!
- Comment on Ibuprofen 5 weeks ago:
I mean, yeah, but Baby Spice would be my choice.
However, I do think Sporty would do a better job and would probably hit me with a frozen kipper without me having to ask for it. - Comment on recklessly stolen in cold blood 5 weeks ago:
Think of a Queen song…
- Comment on Rollercoaster 5 weeks ago:
The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!
- Comment on Oh Jesus he is cooked 1 month ago:
molesting children is a sin
Nowadays that’s a prerequisite if you want to be a republican politician.
- Comment on Fuck you in particular 1 month ago:
I went straight in with no login or sign-up needed.
Seems like only certain people are affected and nothing to do with website practices. - Comment on Nepal’s prime minister resigns after 19 killed in protests against social media ban and corruption 1 month ago:
Putting social media in the title before corruption seems strange to me.
- Comment on ✅✅✅ 1 month ago:
I’ve never thought of it like that. I’ll have to get another man to do it for me…then I’ll suck his cock as a thank you. Heterosexually, of course.
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 1 month ago:
The last time this obese imbecile was that slim was deep in the last fucking millennium. Which was also when it was the last time he could squat like that, useless cunt.
If he tried to squat like that today he’d shit himself 4 times on the way down and then roll over like a hog in even more shit.Fuck sake, What type of bunch of fools could ever vote for this buffoon? Hang your head in shame.
- Comment on Yeah... 1 month ago:
If I went to a tattooist and they said “I’ve worked on that Malone chap, you know”, I’d fucking walk out as quick as possible. And you should too.
Anyone trying to claim that work would never touch me with their hands, let alone needle and ink.Same goes with Miley Cyrus’s work. Most of hers are just awful.
Tattoos are only as good as your tattooist. It’s one of those things that truly are “you get what you pay for”.
If a tattooist will slap anything on to anyone anywhere then you really shouldn’t be getting a tattoo from them. A proper tattooist is an artist. - Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Just. Fucking. Die! Cunt.
- Comment on Deportation? There's an app for that. 1 month ago:
“Ok, yes, tRUMP is known for not paying his bills but he will deffo pay you if you report yourself. Honest!!”
- Comment on Leaked images of soon to be released Cyber Plane 1 month ago:
{Nazi saluting Elon goose steps in and steals the design}
- Comment on Canon accurate 1 month ago:
Hey, she’s on my list of “People called Halle Berry who I very much would like to do filthy things with”.
It’s a very specific list, I’ll give you that. - Comment on Portuguese president calls Trump Soviet or Russian agent 1 month ago:
I like this guy!!
- Comment on Portuguese president calls Trump Soviet or Russian agent 1 month ago:
It also says he’s a Russian asset in the title.
You trying to be nitpicky about it also saying soviet doesn’t change the fact that the orange traitorous cunt is a putins’ little bitch.
Doing the old trick of picking up on one little thing (that may be incorrect) to try to unravel everything else won’t change fuck all. tRUMP is a fucking russian stooge, just like you. - Comment on Portuguese president calls Trump Soviet or Russian agent 1 month ago:
Wow, what a bellend.
- Comment on Tesla sales plunge 40% in Europe as Chinese EV rival BYD's triple 2 months ago:
You take that back. You take that back right now!!
- Comment on Tesla sales plunge 40% in Europe as Chinese EV rival BYD's triple 2 months ago:
How many nails, and are they rusty and mostly blunt?
- Comment on An alien invasion 2 months ago:
“Cheers. Can you zip back in about a 100 years and do it again?”
“… Ok, but why?”
“See, we humans, well, we really are a bunch of fucking morons.
Every hundred years or so we do the same moronic things. War, fascism, Nazis etc. It’d be great if you could do us a solid and revisit every 100 years or so. Also, kill all the billionaires on your way out. Nice one.”