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- Comment on Device that can extract 1,000 liters of clean water a day from desert air revealed by 2025 Nobel Prize winner 1 day ago:
And every bond you break, every step you take
I’ll be watching you!! - Comment on Now that the DOW is below 50,000, are we allowed to care again? 2 days ago:
“We don’t have time to worry about the child rapes now, haven’t you seen that the dow has dropped? We need to tackle this before we can look at anything else!”
“Oh, well the dow is over 50000 now. Can we look at the child rapes agai…”
“WHY ARE YOU STILL GOING ON ABOUT THAT. THE DOW IS RISING AND WE NEED TO BE ON THE BALL TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING CONTINUES ON THIS TRAJECTORY!”
- Comment on Game over 2 days ago:
Wait, they go to a bay and pick up leaves to put in food? Urgh, yuck!
Why can’t they just use the aromatic herb from a laurel tree? - Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 5 days ago:
Knew what?
…Also why is there a picture of a person opening their anus up for that penis?
- Comment on Ouch 5 days ago:
In that case not only are people allowed to make fun of him but I am also declaring, yes DECLARING, that anyone and everyone can physically attack him in whatever way they see fit.
It has been DECLARED, no takesiebacksies.
- Comment on Life advice from the pedophile in chief himself. 5 days ago:
Same. Just to make sure it was true that the ShitGoblin was finally dead.
Unless it was from being shot, then I’d watch it every day and twice on Sunday.
- Comment on 6 days ago:
I regret eating one pickle. And that’s not one at a time, that’s just one in my whole life.
- Comment on Womp womp womp. 1 week ago:
T errible
R apist
U sually
M isses
P ayments. - Comment on Womp womp womp. 1 week ago:
Ok, what did I miss?
- Comment on YSK: 'It turned out to be a tougher one': Trump says he was wrong about ending war in Ukraine 1 week ago:
He can’t stop the war between his own arse cheeks. Pants shitting paedo.
- Comment on Moats are back! 1 week ago:
I’ve heard that guillotines could be making a comeback.
Obviously, these are different contraptions for different purposes but with the same basic aim in mind.
- Comment on Believe it. 1 week ago:
That would be terrible. Just horrible, especially if she was dressed like this…
- Comment on "Moon landing" photo where the angles of the shadows are all off. 1 week ago:
I can’t see a problem with the shadows, what I am questioning though is why isn’t the cat wearing a space helmet?
I can understand not needing a spacesuit because the fur will keep it warm, but it’s really being let down by the lack of head protection and air supply!! - Comment on Extreme wealth inequality is baked in to the system 1 week ago:
Oh, this is very good. Thank you for this.
- Comment on Hold my beer... 1 week ago:
Why do you have to go straight to the bad words?
- Comment on This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN. 1 week ago:
Someone downvoted you because you’ve gone BANANAS asking for such a violent action. I upvoted you BUT, whoa, you need to calm down! You can’t just go straight to a strongly worded letter.
THAT’S TOO HARSH, TOO QUICK.
No, first they need to grumble nonsensically. Then threaten a -normally worded- letter…a few times. Then send that letter. Then and only then they’ll ‘threaten’ a strongly worded letter…a few times. Then it’s strongly worded letter time.
YOU DON’T GO STRAIGHT TO IT.
That’s madness. You’re out of control!!Or, they will sit in their armchairs and do nothing, just like they’ve done for the last year. And for most of the crime since 2016.
- Comment on *yelling at scientist about imaginary apes-noises* 1 week ago:
Crikey, he seems to be saluting in a strange way…
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 2 weeks ago:
Ha, no.
They’d turn up with a poor person off the street to do the drumming for them, then charge them rent for doing it.After gaining fame/infamy/notoriety they’d kick the poor person out whilst moaning about immigrants are taking their jobs. The drumming will then go downhill fast and then they’d moan that there was no one willing to work anymore but that it’s all definitely not their fault!!
- Comment on Home renovations 2 weeks ago:
Cut the hands off the downstairs neighbour with it. Now they don’t need a stripper pole. Pole gets removed and everything goes back to normal (after all the court cases and prison time etc).
- Comment on Elon Musk's xAI loses second cofounder in 48 hours 2 weeks ago:
That will never happen. For these people “being poor” still means having a shit ton of cash.
All muskyboy’s companies could collapse today and he’d still have millions and millions in a bank somewhere.The only way this person, and billionaires like him, will feel any consequences is if they are dragged to a fucking guillotine and served justice medieval style.
- Comment on Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move. 2 weeks ago:
If you do that then they’ll just steal the moon. Wait, the moon is real, right?
- Comment on Bean thinking of you, Lemmy 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud 2 weeks ago:
I’ve got these cables. Yes, they are expensive but they are absolutely fantasti… wait, did you say voodoo witch doctor? Mine were blessed by just a witch doctor. Have I been ripped off?
- Comment on Meta really wants you to believe social media addiction is 'not a real thing' 2 weeks ago:
I’ve heard ferociously burning coal and oil is actually good for the climate, AND that smoking meth will give you the ability to make the perfect pizza.
- Comment on Let's discuss the real issues. 2 weeks ago:
It’s really not fair to compare these two.
One is a convicted criminal, and an indirect(wink wink) mass murder who brought terror to the streets. And the other one is Charlie Manson.Yeah, sure, Manson did horrible things but did he traffic and rape children for decades and decades? No.
Did Charlie commit treason, take bribes from hostile countries, steal top secret documents, and generally con billions out of people? No.
Did Charlie’s policies bring death and terror to the streets? Well, yes…but only a few deaths, and not for very long.
Whereas Donvict Drumpf’s policies have killed millions through lack of aid, PLUS the direct terror and murders on the streets the Whitehouse office is supposed to protect.All in all Charlie is a fucking angel compared to tRUMP.
- Comment on Amazon's Ring cancels Flock partnership amid Super Bowl ad backlash 2 weeks ago:
Ok, keep on distrusting them like before…but this time do it with a bit more pizzazz. Maybe do some jazz hands?
- Comment on A Statement From The White House 2 weeks ago:
The p is actually for paedo.
Paedo Of The Uber Shits. - Comment on A Statement From The White House 2 weeks ago:
“diarrhoea, again?! FFS, stop slamming down all those big Mac’s. CHRIST!”
- Comment on Discord Users Threaten Exodus Over Age Verification Face Scan Controversy 2 weeks ago:
Who’s, not slammed, but SLAMMED? Wow.
- Comment on OpenAI start showing ads in ChatGPT 2 weeks ago:
Those ads are really going to annoy me when I never start using that chat shit.
