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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol DuckDuckGo AI assist!⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s only because she wears 10 inch heels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “ewww, that would be bribery. This is not a bribe, it’s a … gift? Yes, it’s a gift. Definitely a gift. And we expect nothing in return ;⁠-⁠);⁠-⁠) just a little gift. And this is definitely not a distraction from the orange buffoon being a child rapist and being mentioned many times on the Epstein list!!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss Post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheap or processed red meat.
  Steaks, etc, are fine but stuff like cheap burgers or the packaged sliced meat from supermarkets are a no no.

  The tricky thing was I could have a cheap burger every day for a week and it would be ok. Or just one the next week and it felt like the world was falling out of my arsehole and mouth.

  In the end my doctor instructed me to go on a diet to eliminate different foods and drinks. A month with no caffeine, a month with no fried food, a month with no alcohol, etc etc. It was only when I got to the month of no red meat that it all stopped.

  I can still eat red meat but it needs to be good stuff. No mince, no ‘beef’ pizzas and so on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss Post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man, I used to get gastroenteritis every few weeks before I found out what was causing it.
  Gastro was horrible. When the astonishingly painful cramps hit you you didn’t know which way the ‘projectiles’ were evacuating from until the very last second.

  Unfortunately the toilet in my house at that time was in a separate room as the sink and bath. Which meant if I needed to throw up I’d either have to do it in the horrible diarrhea covered toilet or just throw up on the floor.
  Decisions decisions.
  On the really bad episodes I would just sit in the bath for hours on end so I could turn the shower on to wash the puke and/or shit away.

  Fortunately I haven’t had an episode in twenty years now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another Google Pixel 6a catches fire after battery-nerfing update⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think, but 100% on this, that not all 6a’s were affected.

  Patch it to the latest update. If you get a notification about your battery then it’s probably fucked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Laptop dreams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because everybody on the plane shit themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When anyone or anything says that their product works “up to x%” I always presume it doesn’t really work at all.
  Christ, 1% is included in that “up to 95.5%” vague bullshit statement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK Billionaire Rupert Murdoch owns Sky News, The New York Post, The Sun, The Times,Fox News and the Wall Street Journal. He is the most powerful businessman in the West⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A patient person with a sniper rifle could be an option.

  Obviously I’m not advocating this type of action, obviooooouuuusly. I’m merely saying that he probably doesn’t have the same type of protection that a world leader enjoys soooo…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Raping little kids isn’t dating them so, technically, he kept that promise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor guy 😭⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold up, isn’t being a kiddie fiddling, wife beating, convicted rapist also part of the job description nowadays?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't Fool Me!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really works!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Listen, I DIDN’T COME HERE TO BE EDUCATED…but I’m enjoying it. Carry on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING: X CEO Linda Yaccarino Steps Down One Day After Elon Musk’s Grok AI Bot Went Full Hitler⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, I like him!!

  J/k, he’s a cunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s Grok Is Calling for a New Holocaust | The chatbot is also praising Hitler and attacking users with Jewish-sounding names.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The ex X CEO exited? Excellent!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filter feeder behavior⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
  Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with added slurp at the end?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm who could it possibly be?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too many people are sticking a wick in the ‘chocolate’ and getting some very long lasting candles and, like most big companies, they really didn’t like people getting any real value for money so they’ve dropped the wax.

  Obviously it’ll still taste like shit, just not waxy shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Lemm.ee's last weekend. Thanks to Sunaurus and the other admins for keeping this place going while y'all could! See everyone around the fediverse.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  😲

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Lemm.ee's last weekend. Thanks to Sunaurus and the other admins for keeping this place going while y'all could! See everyone around the fediverse.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, they will.