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- Comment on Portuguese president calls Trump Soviet or Russian agent 1 day ago:
I like this guy!!
- Comment on Portuguese president calls Trump Soviet or Russian agent 1 day ago:
It also says he’s a Russian asset in the title.
You trying to be nitpicky about it also saying soviet doesn’t change the fact that the orange traitorous cunt is a putins’ little bitch.
Doing the old trick of picking up on one little thing (that may be incorrect) to try to unravel everything else won’t change fuck all. tRUMP is a fucking russian stooge, just like you. - Comment on Portuguese president calls Trump Soviet or Russian agent 1 day ago:
Wow, what a bellend.
- Comment on Tesla sales plunge 40% in Europe as Chinese EV rival BYD's triple 2 days ago:
You take that back. You take that back right now!!
- Comment on Tesla sales plunge 40% in Europe as Chinese EV rival BYD's triple 2 days ago:
How many nails, and are they rusty and mostly blunt?
- Comment on An alien invasion 2 days ago:
“Cheers. Can you zip back in about a 100 years and do it again?”
“… Ok, but why?”
“See, we humans, well, we really are a bunch of fucking morons.
Every hundred years or so we do the same moronic things. War, fascism, Nazis etc. It’d be great if you could do us a solid and revisit every 100 years or so. Also, kill all the billionaires on your way out. Nice one.” - Comment on Heartwarming 3 days ago:
The ‘loons’ yearn for the children.
- Comment on Oh nuts! 4 days ago:
Yuck, that’s unhygienic. Get someone else to pee on your nuts like a normal person!!
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
The bolt ons I can ,sort of ,almost, probably ,understand that some people can find them attractive. They are big, they are round. Not my cup of tea, but I get it.
But that fucking face? It’s damned comedic.How can anyone find that attractive?
Hair, nice.
Forehead, nice.
Eyes, two of. Nice.
Nose, nice-ish.
Lips, ARGH. They are a duck bill shaped pair of slugs fighting each other for dominance. Fucks sake. - Comment on Checkmate Atheists! 1 week ago:
She was really good…to herself, her family, and her rich friends.
If you weren’t one of that bunch then, well, she hated you and everything you represented. - Comment on makes more sense than this shit 1 week ago:
Maybe it jumped in to the collider, changed the timeline, got out, then got fried making its escape?
Also, I’m no conspiracy theorist, but you are definitely part of the Time Bending Illuminati trying to control my thoughts!! Well, tough, I’m wearing my foil hat, HA.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Listen, take the Rolo. If, later, you feel like you need something else then come back…with a DAMNED FINE reason why the Rolo wasn’t perfect enough for you!!
- Comment on Finally a washing machine that understands me 1 week ago:
You’ve not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?
- Comment on Truly a 1984 moment 2 weeks ago:
You can ise my colon anytime, big boy!
- Comment on Debatable 2 weeks ago:
Why obvious?
- Comment on 100% vegetarian 2 weeks ago:
As a vegetarian I do want it to taste like meat. That’s how you get more people to try veggie meals.
Source: me with my family.
My immediate family now eats less meat due to liking the stuff I have, and more veggie stuff in general.Some even prefer the ‘meat’ burgers -Beyond, Aldi plant based etc- over their old beef burgers.
They wouldn’t have even thought of trying them and be converted if they weren’t any “creepy and gross” alternatives. - Comment on 100% vegetarian 2 weeks ago:
Question:
If I ‘nut’ in it for you then will it still be 100% vegetarian? And would you still eat it? - Comment on Have you ever noticed no one ever looks at a penis and then says, "wow, he must have big feet." 2 weeks ago:
1.45 inch wide, yeah?
- Comment on Incident 2 weeks ago:
I think they’ve got the assassination thing covered, no need to assist.
- Comment on Priority seating indeed. 2 weeks ago:
I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it’s tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.
- Comment on Data Brokers Are Hiding Their Opt-Out Pages From Google Search 2 weeks ago:
Thank you so much.
- Comment on Shit's getting real 2 weeks ago:
I have, and on a related note, I also think of guillotines.
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 2 weeks ago:
Tricky, I’m no doctor but I think she’s not exactly incorrect. It isn’t ‘normal’ for us to have vaccines, etc, as vaccines are a -relatively- new thing for humans.
(However, it is better to have them than not.)
This is a “welllllll…she’s technically correct” situation. The problem I have is how she’s framing the issue and if I was her boss, or whatever, I would definitely be on to her to get an explanation of why she’s framing it in an apparently negative way.
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 2 weeks ago:
This person is full of gas!!
- Comment on Lol DuckDuckGo AI assist! 3 weeks ago:
That’s only because she wears 10 inch heels.
- Comment on Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way. 3 weeks ago:
“ewww, that would be bribery. This is not a bribe, it’s a … gift? Yes, it’s a gift. Definitely a gift. And we expect nothing in return ;-);-) just a little gift. And this is definitely not a distraction from the orange buffoon being a child rapist and being mentioned many times on the Epstein list!!!”
- Comment on Piss Post 4 weeks ago:
Cheap or processed red meat.
Steaks, etc, are fine but stuff like cheap burgers or the packaged sliced meat from supermarkets are a no no.The tricky thing was I could have a cheap burger every day for a week and it would be ok. Or just one the next week and it felt like the world was falling out of my arsehole and mouth.
In the end my doctor instructed me to go on a diet to eliminate different foods and drinks. A month with no caffeine, a month with no fried food, a month with no alcohol, etc etc. It was only when I got to the month of no red meat that it all stopped.
I can still eat red meat but it needs to be good stuff. No mince, no ‘beef’ pizzas and so on.
- Comment on Piss Post 4 weeks ago:
Oh man, I used to get gastroenteritis every few weeks before I found out what was causing it.
Gastro was horrible. When the astonishingly painful cramps hit you you didn’t know which way the ‘projectiles’ were evacuating from until the very last second.Unfortunately the toilet in my house at that time was in a separate room as the sink and bath. Which meant if I needed to throw up I’d either have to do it in the horrible diarrhea covered toilet or just throw up on the floor.
Decisions decisions.
On the really bad episodes I would just sit in the bath for hours on end so I could turn the shower on to wash the puke and/or shit away.Fortunately I haven’t had an episode in twenty years now.
- Comment on Another Google Pixel 6a catches fire after battery-nerfing update 4 weeks ago:
I think, but 100% on this, that not all 6a’s were affected.
Patch it to the latest update. If you get a notification about your battery then it’s probably fucked.
- Comment on Laptop dreams 4 weeks ago:
Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!