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- Comment on TFW you get the old gang back together 16 hours ago:
The Pest And The Spurious:
2 Gross, 2 Rapists. - Comment on TFW you get the old gang back together 20 hours ago:
Grossest president 2: Childraping Boogaloo!
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 4 days ago:
He does not rape children…
Obviously he used to do a lot of kiddie fiddling and child raping in the past, he was mad for it. But there’s no chance that that old, massively obese, fast food addicted, imbecile can get it up anymore.
I’ve got more chance of seeing Moses than his tiny mushroom rearing it’s syphilis addled head. - Comment on The Men Who Stare at Goats 5 days ago:
“Nancy, I heard you can deepthroat?”
“…and?”
“I’m pretty good but I can’t lick the balls, will you teach me everything you know?” - Comment on Scandal 5 days ago:
He may even have been in Epstein…
- Comment on 'TISM ALERT!! 1 week ago:
I had to read the comments to see if this was a real headline or not. Fucks sake.
- Comment on Valve Announces New Steam Machine, Steam Controller & Steam Frame 1 week ago:
The first controller looked the same, but was very good to use once you got used to it. The build quality, though, was…fucking terrible.
I had to fix my controllers so many times that in the end I was swapping them out almost weekly. Still, felt great in the hand.
- Comment on I've heard New Yorkers are devastated 1 week ago:
I am lucky enough to have never heard a song by this waste of oxygen. In fact if it wasn’t for Lemmy or reddit I don’t think I’d have ever heard of him. So, and I apologise for this, I didn’t believe you when I read your comment. I quickly did some investigation and, well…
wrkr.com/kid-rock-sang-underage-song-kids-movie-s…Jesus Christ!! No wonder the orange kiddie fiddler likes this guy. Paedos of a feather rape together.
- Comment on The moon 1 week ago:
Don’t be daft, a banana the size of the moon would break the scale!!!
- Comment on Hrmmmmm 1 week ago:
No no NO! It’s only starvation when the russians do it.
However when the orange kiddie fiddling reality TV ‘star’ failed businessman convicted criminal/rapist forces it on to his people then it is called sparkling mandatory dieting. - Comment on All grown up now 1 week ago:
No Will Byers? For shame.
- Comment on All grown up now 1 week ago:
I think you’ll find that that is Dillon, and that he’s a son of a bitch!
- Comment on GTA 6 dev Rockstar says recent firings were due to leaks of "confidential information" and were "in no way related to people's right to join a union" 1 week ago:
Ah the old “It’s not what it looks like” with some added “trust me, bro. It’s confidential, I promise” defence. Classic!
- Comment on Billionaire opinion is not news 2 weeks ago:
Tricky. It is fact based, yes, buuuut billionaire opinions are also shit.
- Comment on Maybe there was a cure for human cancer, but it didn't work at all in mice. 2 weeks ago:
You say that but he always wears a leather jacket and carries a flickknife with him when he goes outside!!
- Comment on Male Mar-a-Lago face 2 weeks ago:
Has his face been ‘kirked’ in the above picture? The face seems a bit small for the size of the head.
- Comment on JD, you dog. 2 weeks ago:
If she wore that couch costume he bought her then she’d get more attention.
You can’t blame him for getting excited when the grifty widow walks around looking like a leather armchair!! - Comment on Her slumber is now complete. 3 weeks ago:
Oh god no. Not in my point of view. Her voice is like fingernails on chalkboard to me. Mostly screeches and squeals.
- Comment on Banana 3 weeks ago:
Mmmmmm, forbidden penis.
Btw, you spelt good incorrectly. - Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 4 weeks ago:
Doughnut. Why? Because I can’t easily fuck a coffee!!
- Comment on Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits 4 weeks ago:
I do remember when musky boy said lies. Many, many lies…
- Comment on Discuss 5 weeks ago:
A gazillion years ago I was in a shop that had an american aisle, so I bought some some american chocolate that had peanut butter in it. Reese’s, I think?
Anyways it tasted slightly like chalky chocolate vomit with peanut butter on it.
I thought I’d got a bad batch so the next time I saw some I got something from Hershey’s. Again, chocolate vomit.
Never had any of that shit since.Cadbury’s in the UK have been adding extra things to their chocolate bars for years now. My cynical brain tells me it’s to mask the fact that they’ve changed things and lowered the quality of their products.
When did this happen? A few years after it was sold to Kraft, an american ‘food’ company… - Comment on don't look up :) 5 weeks ago:
Ok, that’s one guess, where’s the other two?
- Comment on One iPhone led police to gang who sent 40,000 snatched phones to China 1 month ago:
Fatter*
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 month ago:
He also has never passed a bakery by the looks of it.
- Comment on Good boah 1 month ago:
{unzips}
I need more detail. Lots more detail. Is the clown costume tight and bulging? I need it to be bulging. MORE DETAIL!!! - Comment on Say it slowly. 1 month ago:
You can stress mine, bigboy.
(You’ll need to take me out for dinner afterwards. Nothing fancy, some fish and chips will do.)
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Mods, MODS! Remove this post, it is not shit. Not shit indeed!!
- Comment on Ibuprofen 1 month ago:
I mean, yeah, but Baby Spice would be my choice.
However, I do think Sporty would do a better job and would probably hit me with a frozen kipper without me having to ask for it. - Comment on recklessly stolen in cold blood 1 month ago:
Think of a Queen song…