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@D_C@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on One iPhone led police to gang who sent 40,000 snatched phones to China 1 day ago:
Fatter*
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 2 days ago:
He also has never passed a bakery by the looks of it.
- Comment on Good boah 4 days ago:
{unzips}
I need more detail. Lots more detail. Is the clown costume tight and bulging? I need it to be bulging. MORE DETAIL!!! - Comment on Say it slowly. 2 weeks ago:
You can stress mine, bigboy.
(You’ll need to take me out for dinner afterwards. Nothing fancy, some fish and chips will do.)
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Mods, MODS! Remove this post, it is not shit. Not shit indeed!!
- Comment on Ibuprofen 2 weeks ago:
I mean, yeah, but Baby Spice would be my choice.
However, I do think Sporty would do a better job and would probably hit me with a frozen kipper without me having to ask for it. - Comment on recklessly stolen in cold blood 2 weeks ago:
Think of a Queen song…
- Comment on Rollercoaster 2 weeks ago:
The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!
- Comment on Oh Jesus he is cooked 3 weeks ago:
molesting children is a sin
Nowadays that’s a prerequisite if you want to be a republican politician.
- Comment on Fuck you in particular 3 weeks ago:
I went straight in with no login or sign-up needed.
Seems like only certain people are affected and nothing to do with website practices. - Comment on Nepal’s prime minister resigns after 19 killed in protests against social media ban and corruption 4 weeks ago:
Putting social media in the title before corruption seems strange to me.
- Comment on ✅✅✅ 4 weeks ago:
I’ve never thought of it like that. I’ll have to get another man to do it for me…then I’ll suck his cock as a thank you. Heterosexually, of course.
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 4 weeks ago:
The last time this obese imbecile was that slim was deep in the last fucking millennium. Which was also when it was the last time he could squat like that, useless cunt.
If he tried to squat like that today he’d shit himself 4 times on the way down and then roll over like a hog in even more shit.Fuck sake, What type of bunch of fools could ever vote for this buffoon? Hang your head in shame.
- Comment on Yeah... 4 weeks ago:
If I went to a tattooist and they said “I’ve worked on that Malone chap, you know”, I’d fucking walk out as quick as possible. And you should too.
Anyone trying to claim that work would never touch me with their hands, let alone needle and ink.Same goes with Miley Cyrus’s work. Most of hers are just awful.
Tattoos are only as good as your tattooist. It’s one of those things that truly are “you get what you pay for”.
If a tattooist will slap anything on to anyone anywhere then you really shouldn’t be getting a tattoo from them. A proper tattooist is an artist. - Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Just. Fucking. Die! Cunt.
- Comment on Deportation? There's an app for that. 4 weeks ago:
“Ok, yes, tRUMP is known for not paying his bills but he will deffo pay you if you report yourself. Honest!!”
- Comment on Leaked images of soon to be released Cyber Plane 5 weeks ago:
{Nazi saluting Elon goose steps in and steals the design}
- Comment on Canon accurate 5 weeks ago:
Hey, she’s on my list of “People called Halle Berry who I very much would like to do filthy things with”.
It’s a very specific list, I’ll give you that. - Comment on Portuguese president calls Trump Soviet or Russian agent 5 weeks ago:
I like this guy!!
- Comment on Portuguese president calls Trump Soviet or Russian agent 1 month ago:
It also says he’s a Russian asset in the title.
You trying to be nitpicky about it also saying soviet doesn’t change the fact that the orange traitorous cunt is a putins’ little bitch.
Doing the old trick of picking up on one little thing (that may be incorrect) to try to unravel everything else won’t change fuck all. tRUMP is a fucking russian stooge, just like you. - Comment on Portuguese president calls Trump Soviet or Russian agent 1 month ago:
Wow, what a bellend.
- Comment on Tesla sales plunge 40% in Europe as Chinese EV rival BYD's triple 1 month ago:
You take that back. You take that back right now!!
- Comment on Tesla sales plunge 40% in Europe as Chinese EV rival BYD's triple 1 month ago:
How many nails, and are they rusty and mostly blunt?
- Comment on An alien invasion 1 month ago:
“Cheers. Can you zip back in about a 100 years and do it again?”
“… Ok, but why?”
“See, we humans, well, we really are a bunch of fucking morons.
Every hundred years or so we do the same moronic things. War, fascism, Nazis etc. It’d be great if you could do us a solid and revisit every 100 years or so. Also, kill all the billionaires on your way out. Nice one.” - Comment on Heartwarming 1 month ago:
The ‘loons’ yearn for the children.
- Comment on Oh nuts! 1 month ago:
Yuck, that’s unhygienic. Get someone else to pee on your nuts like a normal person!!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
The bolt ons I can ,sort of ,almost, probably ,understand that some people can find them attractive. They are big, they are round. Not my cup of tea, but I get it.
But that fucking face? It’s damned comedic.How can anyone find that attractive?
Hair, nice.
Forehead, nice.
Eyes, two of. Nice.
Nose, nice-ish.
Lips, ARGH. They are a duck bill shaped pair of slugs fighting each other for dominance. Fucks sake. - Comment on Checkmate Atheists! 1 month ago:
She was really good…to herself, her family, and her rich friends.
If you weren’t one of that bunch then, well, she hated you and everything you represented. - Comment on makes more sense than this shit 1 month ago:
Maybe it jumped in to the collider, changed the timeline, got out, then got fried making its escape?
Also, I’m no conspiracy theorist, but you are definitely part of the Time Bending Illuminati trying to control my thoughts!! Well, tough, I’m wearing my foil hat, HA.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Listen, take the Rolo. If, later, you feel like you need something else then come back…with a DAMNED FINE reason why the Rolo wasn’t perfect enough for you!!