LORDSMEGMA

@LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is absolutely a shitpost. Send to someone who needs to hear it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  You can say shit, but not ass?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assure you, it's not good.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like you need to masturbate more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Understanding Service Industry Induced ADHD (SIADHD)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel so validated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kellogg ---> Epstein⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kellogg ---> Epstein⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had my buddy believing for a while that all Jewish boys keep their foreskins and turn it in for a free trip to Israel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a very tasty snack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can have the ‘spam eggs bacon and spam’. That hasn’t got much spam in it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no doubt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are mesh, so as long as you’re sticking the drugs themselves in a dimebag first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't have said it better⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grapefruit Redbull⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Def drink grapefruit juice if you’re taking e. The extra vitamins help a ton and it’ll extend the high.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You were always on my mind⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No Bubbies? You’re missing out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get that silicussy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this better?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billie Eilish and "stolen land"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anti-phil language⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had no idea his name was that long

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope. You can only pick one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine the farts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blankets gonna be floating 2 feet above the bed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tacos for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That should be illegal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The toys were accurate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Major Bing Bong⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Respectfully

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The #1 trick Furries dont want you to know!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Marinading isn’t even for good steaks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things used to be simpler⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If penis is the problem, is what am I supposed to do cocaine off of?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bethesda announces a new Fallout... reality show⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Real life vault 106 let’s gooooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender chicken⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would totally fuck some mac n cheese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jississippi is an interesting name for someone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP to a real one⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that not Martha Stewart?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rest in pepperoni⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this really how I find out? Anyways that fuckin weirdo can eat shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You never know who you're arguing with⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I did a business!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A 5% mix of PVA to heal wounds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir, this is a Wendy’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is definitely not where I parked my car⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  PWA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A novel concept⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine if the countries didn’t fit together like there were vast stretches of land that no one controlled or areas with multiple countries because they were forced together like the wrong puzzle piece