LORDSMEGMA

@LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨change my mind⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I know of this one rapper, they chopped this guy’s whole body off, just left the dick behind.

  Don’t you mean like, the chopped off his dick?

  No, they grabbed his dick and chopped his whole body off. That’s all he was in the end, a dick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Tea is just a leaf broth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thats all⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Talk about low hanging fruit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carrot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your boyfriend is now 10 inches tall

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has InZoi been better than the Sims in your opinion?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be lucky enough to not work a 9-5 office job that you hate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s a flamethrower

  You can put your life savings right over here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨important⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A meme from Stellaris!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨comparison⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its right up there with the tip-to-tip efficiency scene at the end of S1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨comparison⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jin-Yang’s arc is one of the best parts of the show

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oopsie Daisy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the legal limit of plutonium is greater than 0, I’m getting some right away

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor inconvenience⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there anyone Microsoft doesn’t hate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New phonetic alphabet just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  M, as in Mancy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oa oa a⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Borderlands personality disorder, running around threatening to turn people into meat bicycles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember, remember, it's almost November ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nonstop Nut November?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you ever noticed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was asleep, so no I didn’t notice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bored⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i bet i could cheers tony

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨silly anime cat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep seeing these memes, but now I really want to know. How strapped are the femboys?