LORDSMEGMA

@LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anti-phil language⁩ ⁨⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had no idea his name was that long

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope. You can only pick one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine the farts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Blankets gonna be floating 2 feet above the bed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tacos for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That should be illegal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The toys were accurate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Major Bing Bong⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Respectfully

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The #1 trick Furries dont want you to know!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Marinading isn’t even for good steaks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things used to be simpler⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If penis is the problem, is what am I supposed to do cocaine off of?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bethesda announces a new Fallout... reality show⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Real life vault 106 let’s gooooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender chicken⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would totally fuck some mac n cheese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jississippi is an interesting name for someone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP to a real one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that not Martha Stewart?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rest in pepperoni⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this really how I find out? Anyways that fuckin weirdo can eat shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You never know who you're arguing with⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did a business!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A 5% mix of PVA to heal wounds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir, this is a Wendy’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is definitely not where I parked my car⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  PWA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A novel concept⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine if the countries didn’t fit together like there were vast stretches of land that no one controlled or areas with multiple countries because they were forced together like the wrong puzzle piece

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I go crazy will you still call me Superman?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe the gau-8 muzzle velocity is around 1000 meters per second

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨seven⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Woke up a solid 2, but after seeing the news I’m a 9

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priorities⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cartridges of nitrous oxide. Commonly referred to as ‘whippets’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you add a NSFW tag? I almost had to start masturbating at work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben swag...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  gooby pls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben swag...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh... 🫩⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Work would be so much more fun if I talked like Jar Jar Binks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Are You⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the humor is lost on many of us as trying to read that comment was causing me actual pain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The REAL news⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard they use stale bagels as bearing plates in NYC

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna take a shot for every wholesome post let’s let’s fuckin goooooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3183: Pole Vault Pole⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay so how long would the pole need to be to yeet someone into space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Replay is live and notes only 14% "of playtime spent by all Steam users" was for 2025 releases⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense, most games were released before 2025