sad_detective_man
@sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on The crossover you've been waiting for 15 hours ago:
Listen, I don’t EVER want to see Winnie the Pooh’s bedroom eyes again. Do you hear me?
- Comment on Na Na Na Na Na Na 2 days ago:
- Comment on I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me 3 days ago:
The sensation of air on my eyeballs says otherwise
- Comment on Sir, they are attacking the whotilla 3 days ago:
I have to finally admit I never fucked with these Suess movies. Is this real? Are they Who POWS?
- Comment on I am here once again to post shit 3 days ago:
It’s so big 😵
- Comment on wait... 4 days ago:
Oh damn that’s a good point. I should bring that up with my family
- Comment on I am here once again to post shit 4 days ago:
Wait are we talking about how corn comes back at the butt hole because that was unintentional
- Comment on I am here once again to post shit 4 days ago:
Oh god
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- Comment on Shinji, I'm begging you. Please get out of the robot 4 days ago:
He’s too powerful
- Comment on I'm losing. 6 days ago:
Berk
- Comment on Construction magic 6 days ago:
… I need to get to a patent office
- Comment on elixir of a god 1 week ago:
I have not. Brb
- Comment on elixir of a god 1 week ago:
Bang is the most deranged energy drink to exist, why is that creatine nightmare relegated to the peasantry? I rank it with meth
- Comment on Skyrim on Switch 2 ships with severe input lag and a huge 53GB file size despite being capped at 30FPS 1 week ago:
Not “massive” at all. But it’s not a demo anymore. I haven’t looked under the hood in a while since back when it first came out but it used to just create NPC’s mirroring your other players actions. That was a long time ago though, I can’t imagine it working this well still using that method
- Comment on Skyrim on Switch 2 ships with severe input lag and a huge 53GB file size despite being capped at 30FPS 1 week ago:
You can install this game as a multiplayer RPG suite with cloth physics, frame generation, and a decade of fan content pushing that medieval engine to do things that shouldn’t even be possible.
But somebody out there still wants to buy it in potato.jpeg resolution and run it on a kid toy
- Comment on I can't imagine a more beautiful thing. 1 week ago:
Saw an interview where a woman tried to get him to do the entire routine again. Kid was so fucking tired of internet shit by then
- Comment on Gotta poop 1 week ago:
- Comment on Reddit is an AI chatbot and 5 mins games app now 2 weeks ago:
Some people predicted this. The terminator narrative tends to catch on with the stupids a lot easier though so it was spread intentionally
- Comment on Chimes 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Be careful with this information 3 weeks ago:
😱
- Comment on Be careful with this information 3 weeks ago:
This really smashed my dick with a hydraulic press
- Comment on When you ask a question online and a person answer you instead of telling you to Fuck yourself or Google it 3 weeks ago:
I have to look up software shit a lot for my aging devices and it’s always a chore to find threads where people tackle OP’s problem instead of trying to interrogate their life choices.
- Comment on To all who make themselves enemies of the Smiling Friends-Prepare for your deaths! 3 weeks ago:
Fuck did I miss an episode?
- Comment on I love doing THIS 3 weeks ago:
I always get a little stoked when I hear somebody mispronounce a word because it means that they’re doing this
- Comment on Why does American media (and to an extent the American public) seem to only focus on one issue at a time? 4 weeks ago:
Somewhat. It’s definitely not just OP, he clearly can hold two ideas at once since he made this post. But it is a form of ignorance we perpetuate. Populaces who can be kept on one topic at a time are REALLY easy to keep subservient.
- Comment on I hope so :D 4 weeks ago:
Thx I really needed this rn
- Comment on There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash. 4 weeks ago:
FAKE NEWS NOBODY glucks Billy cock like THE DONALD! liberals BTFO with that WOKE lies you can’t even comprehend how good DJT’s succ is so keep his name OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!! DONNY sucks it the BEST of any president and SENILE BILL CLINTON just can’t remember how good that blowjob was because it BLEW HIS MIND like the CIA blew RFK’s uncle
- Comment on Women of today should learn her technique 4 weeks ago:
Oh yeh go All Terry Pratchett on their asses
- Comment on Every new Mass Effect playthrough since the first 4 weeks ago:
Okay, but can she white guy shuffle dance at the club?
I am here once again to post shit
