sad_detective_man

Often I think about the efficacy of just keeping a little “emergency meth” on my person in case I ever get into a life or death situation. Could it possibly save my life, or would it just endanger someone else’s, or would it not kick in until I was already bleeding out on the floor

Fuck. Now I can’t say it because it’s not original

This is missing the part where Fidel ransomed the Brigade 2506 back for $53 million in medicine and food.

Vile and incurious

Wasn’t a thing back when Tsar Bomb was being tested but yeah, I guess that’s totally on the table now. We’re never gonna make it to deep space exploration

When you apply some brute force it does. There gets a point though where the amount of force being used is upsetting to people but Bulk Crap Uninstaller and Sophia App are sufficiently heavy handed if you also disable some specific services to make sure updates don’t bring anything back. Use with discretion, restore points are your friend

It’s probably for the best that a plane capable of moving it is not capable of escaping the blast afterward