sad_detective_man
@sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Thanks Gary, couldn't've done it without ya 3 hours ago:
That’s my guy. Love the hustle
- Comment on Children are a gift from someone 3 days ago:
Telling my dog “zip it mister” as it has a seizure at a tree branch caressing the apartment
- Comment on Well we certainly aren't talking about the Epstein files. 5 days ago:
The problem is hoping that something will make MAGA change or bring them back to reality. That’s appealing to the wrong people to operate the levers of justice. But that’s the only ones we ever direct this discourse at because we’re conditioned to think that change comes from arguing with people.
And not from [redacted]
- Comment on Venezuela's Supreme Court orders Delcy Rodriguez become interim president 1 week ago:
People got low information / high desire to have an opinion on it. Gonna be a cringe-ass week.
- Comment on Should leftists who are anti-authoritarian use the term "comrade"? 2 weeks ago:
Feels like a weird thing to have a stance on. Lingo is fun but arbitrary expectations one way or the other probably hinder the goal of plurality. Why not just do what’s fun in the company with whom it will resonate?
- Comment on Monke 2 weeks ago:
It would never work. They HATE goobers
- Comment on The crossover you've been waiting for 2 weeks ago:
Listen, I don’t EVER want to see Winnie the Pooh’s bedroom eyes again. Do you hear me?
- Comment on Na Na Na Na Na Na 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me 3 weeks ago:
The sensation of air on my eyeballs says otherwise
- Comment on Sir, they are attacking the whotilla 3 weeks ago:
I have to finally admit I never fucked with these Suess movies. Is this real? Are they Who POWS?
- Comment on I am here once again to post shit 3 weeks ago:
It’s so big 😵
- Comment on wait... 3 weeks ago:
Oh damn that’s a good point. I should bring that up with my family
- Comment on I am here once again to post shit 3 weeks ago:
Wait are we talking about how corn comes back at the butt hole because that was unintentional
- Comment on I am here once again to post shit 3 weeks ago:
Oh god
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- Comment on Shinji, I'm begging you. Please get out of the robot 3 weeks ago:
He’s too powerful
- Comment on I'm losing. 3 weeks ago:
Berk
- Comment on Construction magic 3 weeks ago:
… I need to get to a patent office
- Comment on elixir of a god 4 weeks ago:
I have not. Brb
- Comment on elixir of a god 4 weeks ago:
Bang is the most deranged energy drink to exist, why is that creatine nightmare relegated to the peasantry? I rank it with meth
- Comment on Skyrim on Switch 2 ships with severe input lag and a huge 53GB file size despite being capped at 30FPS 4 weeks ago:
Not “massive” at all. But it’s not a demo anymore. I haven’t looked under the hood in a while since back when it first came out but it used to just create NPC’s mirroring your other players actions. That was a long time ago though, I can’t imagine it working this well still using that method
- Comment on Skyrim on Switch 2 ships with severe input lag and a huge 53GB file size despite being capped at 30FPS 4 weeks ago:
You can install this game as a multiplayer RPG suite with cloth physics, frame generation, and a decade of fan content pushing that medieval engine to do things that shouldn’t even be possible.
But somebody out there still wants to buy it in potato.jpeg resolution and run it on a kid toy
- Comment on I can't imagine a more beautiful thing. 4 weeks ago:
Saw an interview where a woman tried to get him to do the entire routine again. Kid was so fucking tired of internet shit by then
- Comment on Gotta poop 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Reddit is an AI chatbot and 5 mins games app now 5 weeks ago:
Some people predicted this. The terminator narrative tends to catch on with the stupids a lot easier though so it was spread intentionally
- Comment on Chimes 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Be careful with this information 1 month ago:
😱
- Comment on Be careful with this information 1 month ago:
This really smashed my dick with a hydraulic press
- Comment on When you ask a question online and a person answer you instead of telling you to Fuck yourself or Google it 1 month ago:
I have to look up software shit a lot for my aging devices and it’s always a chore to find threads where people tackle OP’s problem instead of trying to interrogate their life choices.
- Comment on To all who make themselves enemies of the Smiling Friends-Prepare for your deaths! 1 month ago:
Fuck did I miss an episode?