bennypr0fane

@bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait… Aren’t we?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's friend shaped!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Easy - that’s the face they make right before they chomp your soft parts and eat you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drama⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  …based on these considerations, it would be best not to share screenshots of posts or headlines (which Ive been known to be guilty of myself) in the first place I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because people are commenting here like Tate actually said and meant that. I mean we all know he is full shit, but he cannnot be that stupid, right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking functions down to their constituent parts is nice and all, but this is a step too far.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I understand some of these words

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Guys, is this real? Did s/he actually really post that in all seriousness?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drama⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So does anyone know what the actual phrase was that “mentioned” the prints?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously though, whose stupid idea is this? Is this a thing that moms everywhere say to there hair-biting daughters? “You need to stop with that nasty habit sweety, our some day soon you’ll find yourself unable to see after lunch, and I’m not gonna tell you for how long!” And in the schools, stories go around like “Sally Newman was blind for a whole day last week, and she says her mom served her a stew that made her blind to make her stop biting hair!”???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Men Who Stare at Goats⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is the woman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How is it known that Bubba is Clinton?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just seen the latest American Opinion polls.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some context please?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨necessary read⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They tell you to “make space”? What’s that even supposed to mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Which series was this? Asking for a friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been wondering if that actually holds any water - or is it just some outdated, poor-quality study (or Sunday newspaper article) that was quoted so many times that everybody believes it now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't make this shit up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It IS difficult to understand! I’m having the hardest time wrapping my head around the way they act.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't make this shit up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Another thing about this that seems from a parallel universe. One where sexual exploitation of underage girls is perfectly okay and friends weirdly commend each other about it. Come on, you write your “friend” a novelty cheque for illegal sex trafficking on a giant piece of cardboard, take a photo and put it in a souvenir book? That’s too unreal, I also question this. Maybe OP meant that by saying “you can’t make this shit up” - that it’s gotta made up by guys like the creators of Rick&Morty, but more sick & twisted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't make this shit up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine you celebrate your birthday and some artistically inclined friend makes this card for you - and you’re like: “Awesome, thanks my man! I takes one to know one! This goes right in my book with all the other beautiful memories.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It'S tHe SaMe PiCtUrE!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it Melania or Stormy Daniels?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't make this shit up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What am I looking at (top & bottom)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Directions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, you can move in any compass direction from any point on Antarctica - except for the south pole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good point about him not wanting (anyone’s) empathy (at all)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Like, duh. In other news: water is wet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  By that, do you mean Kirk made millions of people’s lives worse? How exactly (other than by incessantly spouting bullshit)? Genuine question

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oppression.jpg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It reminds me of Donnie Darko. “Why are you wearing that man suit?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oppression.jpg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Which movie was this again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jonathan Tinpaw⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I very often feel like asking someone “why do you talk so much?” I don’t, because it’s rude, but I also keep feeling the rudeness of their incessant babbling outweighs it by far.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a whole genre! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you looked at Woody Allen flicks? And its chicks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chirp in Fahrenheit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It must be in that small part of the world where temperature is measured in Fahrenheit. Eurasian, African, Australian or even South American crickets would never do that.