bennypr0fane

@bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Patrol Boys. Always the white sash and never a girl⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What are patrol boys?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you ever had a shave in a barber shop or spa?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not like she has no idea customers are looking at her tits all day. She must have some sort of consideration there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My tender eyes and ears⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think UBlock Origin should be awarded a Nobel prize, btw. Also, this reminds me of that Black Mirror episode, where you pay for everything by watching ads, the screens are your apartment walls, and when you close your eyes to the ads, the screen detects it and starts a deafening alarm. This is the future we’re headed for if we don’t start paying for content again, now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hourly sin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I still don’t get it after re-reading. So the “true Christian” is a guy who doesn’t masturbate, so Jesus wants to save his life (but not the sinful masturbator’s life)? If so, anyone who paid attention in bible class would know that’s total BS. Jesus dines with the sinners and wants to help them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you work in a hospital on Christmas Day⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it NSFW day? all the posts are marked NSFW (and I’m disappointed what they contain)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hospital Bill 1961⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …or you live in a normal country, where you have universal health insurance, giving birth is free, and you get a free parenting starter-kit and counseling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And where from? It’s a game, yes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Angy Army Uprising⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are they all so angy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👁️ 👁️⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because of cameras everywhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More information will be revealed at a later date⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Um, whOt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harvest⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What are goids?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup. We’re a million dollar company that can’t afford managers who can spell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait… Aren’t we?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's friend shaped!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Easy - that’s the face they make right before they chomp your soft parts and eat you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drama⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …based on these considerations, it would be best not to share screenshots of posts or headlines (which Ive been known to be guilty of myself) in the first place I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because people are commenting here like Tate actually said and meant that. I mean we all know he is full shit, but he cannnot be that stupid, right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking functions down to their constituent parts is nice and all, but this is a step too far.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I understand some of these words

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Guys, is this real? Did s/he actually really post that in all seriousness?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drama⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So does anyone know what the actual phrase was that “mentioned” the prints?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously though, whose stupid idea is this? Is this a thing that moms everywhere say to there hair-biting daughters? “You need to stop with that nasty habit sweety, our some day soon you’ll find yourself unable to see after lunch, and I’m not gonna tell you for how long!” And in the schools, stories go around like “Sally Newman was blind for a whole day last week, and she says her mom served her a stew that made her blind to make her stop biting hair!”???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Men Who Stare at Goats⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is the woman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How is it known that Bubba is Clinton?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just seen the latest American Opinion polls.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some context please?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨necessary read⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They tell you to “make space”? What’s that even supposed to mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Which series was this? Asking for a friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been wondering if that actually holds any water - or is it just some outdated, poor-quality study (or Sunday newspaper article) that was quoted so many times that everybody believes it now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't make this shit up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It IS difficult to understand! I’m having the hardest time wrapping my head around the way they act.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't make this shit up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Another thing about this that seems from a parallel universe. One where sexual exploitation of underage girls is perfectly okay and friends weirdly commend each other about it. Come on, you write your “friend” a novelty cheque for illegal sex trafficking on a giant piece of cardboard, take a photo and put it in a souvenir book? That’s too unreal, I also question this. Maybe OP meant that by saying “you can’t make this shit up” - that it’s gotta made up by guys like the creators of Rick&Morty, but more sick & twisted.