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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We need to start withholding federal taxes.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m planning on not paying shit.

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      • MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve already stopped. Fuck 'em.

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  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What did RFK offer Trump to allow him become the head of NHS?

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ever get oral from a worm?

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      • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I was thinking of something sounding a bit different

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    • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Who else could offer more distraction?

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    • MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      did you miss the part where he pretended to be democrat in an attempt to split the vote?

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      • BlackPenguins@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Cuomo’s doing that right now.

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  • Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love how many of us are so down for Cascadia. How do we get this in a vote?

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  • thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just declare Independence already, stop hyping up and not delivering

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Remember: 100 million people is optimal for these guys.

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A great reason to move to the West Coast!

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    • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Come to Cali, we got weed, healthcare, cheap electronics and good high-speed uncensored internet.

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  • compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Free Cascadia!

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Niiiiiice!

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  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Time for the GOP to infringe on states rights again

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  • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cascadia Now!

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    • Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mom: We have Lebanon at home…

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think a lighter blue or cyan at the top would make the tree more visible and better match the sky

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      • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Say nothing more until you read this.

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_flag

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    • blinfabian@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      CASCADIA IS REALLLLLLLL!!!

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      • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Damn right it is. (my back country setup).

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    • infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Teach me how to dougie

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      • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • gladflag@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This looks scarily like a map from a dystopian movie. WSA - Western States of America.

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    • astronot@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s pretty much the JPS from High Castle. Too hard to play offense in the Rockies, let them have their Neutral Zone.

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    • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      New California Republic

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      • potoo22@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Said it before and I’ll say it again: if Cascadia ever looks like it’s gonna become a thing I’ll drive myself there and be homeless rather than live in the US with a weakened and even more right wing Senate and house.

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      • Atropos@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hit me up if you come to Oregon, can crash on my couch :)

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      • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey if you ever make it to Cali, I’m sure I can talk with some of my contacts to get you a place. Gotta look out for the disadvantaged after all :)

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      • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And no west coast access to the sea…

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      • angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If the West Coast breaks off, the Northeast will more or less be forced to.

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  • nocturne@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They should probably just join back up with Old Mexico and take Colorado too so they are left out cold

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      • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Throw in British Columbia and Alaska while you’re at it. Just take the entire west cost of North America.

        And what should be the east coast, since if the international date line didn’t do that weird curve at the end of the Aleutians, Alaska would be the northernmost, westernmost, and easternmost state.

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      • Itd4n@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As much as I would love Colorado to depart the insanity, it will never happen. A ton of the nuclear ICBMs are here and it’s not like Washington will give that up.

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      • nocturne@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We are not opposed to that either.

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    • onslaught545@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If NM joined I’d move there in a heartbeat.

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      • papertowels@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        NM is there in spirit!

        kob.com/…/nmdoh-issues-health-order-to-maximize-c…

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  • figjam@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I did not have “Civil War over vaccines” on my apocalypse bingo card.

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    • spinne@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      2025 has had a lot of unexpected surprises!

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      • figjam@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        still 3+ months of surprise left. So tired, so very tired

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s literally a life-or-death matter.

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      • figjam@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes, civil wars (or really any war) usually involves that sort of struggle. And also yes, vaccines save lives and are settled science.

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now do this for every issue where the Feds are getting in the way.

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  • Sunshine@piefed.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think blue states should bring in all in-house solutions to cut the middleman White House out of it. States rights!

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    • Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At the very least they need to hire these doctors and scientists that RFK Jr. fired so their wisdom and knowledge don’t go to waste!

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    • mean_bean279@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We did that with CARB and now the feds are trying to stop it after decades of other states signing on because it worked so well here in Cali.

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        considering how california alone is like 14% or whatever of the US GDP, i’d say they should just tell the federal government to suck eggs

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      • Shrubbery@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Air_Resources_Board

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  • Sunshine@piefed.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Consider joining Denmark too!

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      California has 10x the GDP of Denmark btw

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      • Sunshine@piefed.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        However Denmark has higher standards ie metric and universal healthcare being in use. Wouldn’t it be better to have more access to the European market?

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  • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When the US falls apart I strongly suspect the nation of Cascadia to form from these states

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When?

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The problem… or complication with this…

      Is that basically every part of WA and OR east of the Cascades will … counter-seceede.

      Go look up the Greater Idaho project.

      There is, and has been for a while now, an effort to … have the eastern counties of WA and OR leave their respective states and join Idaho.

      From a legal/constitutional perspective… this is completely unprecedented, as best I can tell this has never before happened in US history, states redrawing their own borders, via counties which largely actually have democratically voted to do so via popular referendums.

      Northern/Eastern CA will possibly form into something like the old attempts at the proposed state of ‘Jackson’.

      There is an absolutely huge political polarization within all these states between urban and rural areas, roughly also by which side of the Cascades

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      I’ve hastily cropped that image from this source:

      brilliantmaps.com/county-1992-v-2024/

      So… yeah… if the governors of WA OR and CA formally seceeded and formed Cascadia? Came ‘too close’ to functionally doing that?

      Well the rightwingers have an arguably legit legal counter move for that (or so they will argue, the whole point is different sides do not agree) and then basically the West Coast explodes into functionally a civil war of some kind, probably involving both partisan and ‘official’ state forces, and federal forces, roughly breaking apart along the Cascades, but it could easily be way more chaotic than that, depending on what say, forces at JBLM and Kitsap decide to do.

      Let me personally tell you that Eastern WA/OR and Idaho still very, very much remember Ruby Ridge, the militia movement never died, it just went dormant till Trump, and uh, skipping up to present day, is now basically being formally recruited into ICE… ICE now has more funding than the United States Marine Corp.

      Fucking yeehaw is what I very much fear would happen if either side makes significant moves toward anything resembling actual secession.

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      • redchert@lemmygrad.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Jackson

        Lincoln, Jefferson or Liberty not jackson

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      • ronigami@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How many people do you think live in Oregon?

        The majority of Oregonians live in Portland metro area.

        A similar stat can be found regarding Seattle metro, and Washington has more blue cities than OR.

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      • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh no doubt. Any kind of secession would be resolved with a civil war, and the final borders might not be recognizable.

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    • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Great, provided there is some version of the Nuremberg Trials for Silicon Valley techbro nazis.

      They are welcome to fix their hearts or die.

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    • Sunshine@piefed.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a good way to keep out garbage ICE invasions from LA.

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You get more national guard!

    You all get more national guard!

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    • AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Despite common belief, at least here I’m OR, we dems have A LOT of guns and ammo.

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    • lectricleopard@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Im sure there are parks where they can pick up trash in California, too. Don’t worry.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    With Florida ditching vaccine requirements it looks like the East Coast/West Coast feud is going to pick back up again.

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    • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cali: West Siiiide
      Florida: East S— cough cough weeze

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a cynical lifelong urbanite, I throw my lot in with NYC despite whatever might be going on politically.

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    • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      West coast best coast

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      • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        always has been, friend

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe we should be our own country…

    Please.

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    • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cascadia Cascadia Cascadia! ! !

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  • Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t that Cascadia?

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  • ClathrateG@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    American balkanisation when?

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  • Zonefive@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shame Nevada turned more purple than blue last year else we could have joined them.

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oooh, the second US civil war may still be on but not in the way we first thought.

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