deadbeef79000

@deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who would win⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But cousin, why a spoon? Why not an axe or a knife?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any story ripoffs that are actually good?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bayyle Beyond the Stars is just Yhe Magnificent Seven in space, which was The Seven Samurai in the west.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fookin Ghosties⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he the “this ship is… fucked” guy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A name more fitting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tsar/czar and kaiser are derived from caesar.

  I’m going to assume that ‘king’ probably does in some tortuous way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨so cozy 🐟⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not called a bite-ray.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Explosion at US embassy in Oslo, no injuries⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps the explosive came from inside the house! Afghan… Iraq Isra… damnit, I’m sure it starts with ‘I’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Downdetector and Speedtest have been sold for over $1 billion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Prepare for enshittification while Accenture tries to find an RoI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ars Technica Fires Reporter Over AI-Generated Quotes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not quite like that. The tools used to scrape the web for training data couldn’t access the site to stacks the data, so it’s not encoded in the model.

  The query interface for the model just hallucinates when there’s a ‘vacuum’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Patents Reveal AI-Powered Xbox Helper System That Can Play Games for You⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not if the president corporate enshittifier does it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gold Coast draws line in the sand on Trump Tower proposal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything’s covered in tacky gold leaf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They come in a pack with a poop knife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨river-ting stuff⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally someone says what we’ve all just been thinking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The best kind of correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Secret message in the cemetery⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It has Awful Taste But a great Execution vibes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Being your religions on raving hallucinations seems right in brand.

  BE NOT AFRAID.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Papa Johns is closing 300 locations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I never get over how enormous these companies are. Closing 300? How many are left?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Hope Epstein was 2 Steps from Kevin Bacon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Monkey paw: granted, Kevin Bacon took two steps and assassinated Epstein.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐲 mg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TY. I was going from memory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why am I getting downvoted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1: stop posting garbage

  There are no other steps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why am I getting downvoted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or just stop posting garbage!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop downvoting and accusing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I accuse you of being a poorly trained LLM running on a substandard organic substrate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐲 mg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. Stegosaurus about 250myo, T.Rex 65myo.

  So it’s less anachronistic to have a T.Rex playing an electric guitar than it is to have a Stegosaurus and T.Rex together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Apologies. I’d misread your comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a few things that don’t add up in your recollection of events.

  You are being lied to, not necessarily directly by your mother.

  If that’s if going to be a problem to deal with you might want to consider dropping the whole thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He didnt show up until after I had been born.

  That’s a little odd. Is he your biological father?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Spread of Homo sapiens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If those ‘dates’ are supposed to be ‘years ago’ in those unlabeled numbers NZ is wrong, it should be 800-1000.

  Also the Polynesian diaspora is woefully underrepresented by that tiny misshapen Pacific Ocean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World’s Most Harvested Crops (2024)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Implying that sugar is the staple food for not quite half the world’s population.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's wrong with my dishes?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ERROR is a dish best served ERROR

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rage for the machine?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Rape for the Machine.

  Gets the right energy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the best horror anime you've watched⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a Junji Ito anime series! I think it’s a Netflix production.