deadbeef79000

@deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Hope Epstein was 2 Steps from Kevin Bacon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Monkey paw: granted, Kevin Bacon took two steps and assassinated Epstein.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐲 mg⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  TY. I was going from memory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why am I getting downvoted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1: stop posting garbage

  There are no other steps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why am I getting downvoted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Or just stop posting garbage!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop downvoting and accusing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I accuse you of being a poorly trained LLM running on a substandard organic substrate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐲 mg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. Stegosaurus about 250myo, T.Rex 65myo.

  So it’s less anachronistic to have a T.Rex playing an electric guitar than it is to have a Stegosaurus and T.Rex together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Apologies. I’d misread your comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a few things that don’t add up in your recollection of events.

  You are being lied to, not necessarily directly by your mother.

  If that’s if going to be a problem to deal with you might want to consider dropping the whole thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He didnt show up until after I had been born.

  That’s a little odd. Is he your biological father?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Spread of Homo sapiens⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If those ‘dates’ are supposed to be ‘years ago’ in those unlabeled numbers NZ is wrong, it should be 800-1000.

  Also the Polynesian diaspora is woefully underrepresented by that tiny misshapen Pacific Ocean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World’s Most Harvested Crops (2024)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Implying that sugar is the staple food for not quite half the world’s population.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's wrong with my dishes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ERROR is a dish best served ERROR

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rage for the machine?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rape for the Machine.

  Gets the right energy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the best horror anime you've watched⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a Junji Ito anime series! I think it’s a Netflix production.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My name is Ozymandias⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All those moments will be lost in time, like piss down the drain. Time to die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon's Ring and Google's Nest Unwittingly Reveal the Severity of the U.S. Surveillance State⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  100%.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fifty Shades of Hay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fifty shades of neigh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon's Ring and Google's Nest Unwittingly Reveal the Severity of the U.S. Surveillance State⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But it honestly doesn’t matter if it’s true.

  It’s plausible and that’s enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Seasons have become confused’: the people struggling in UK’s relentless rain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost as if the climate was changing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The machines speak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thomas had never seen such bullshit before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The machines speak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nature, uh, finds a way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans rarely refer to the US as America⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slightly off topic, but 'round 'ere (NZ) there’s a difference between referring to the people/population as ‘Americans’ and sometimes ‘Yanks’ (sorry) and referring to the political entity ‘The US’ or ‘The States’.

  Though, the few Americans I know tend to refer to themselves in terms of their state rather than the union anyway, even in another country. E.g. “where are your from?” “I’m from California” or whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HP has laptop subscriptions now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not unlike leasing a car. It has its (tax) advantages.

  Having said that, this is Needful Things level of deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not that limit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I took a screenshot and put it in a word doc and embedded that in a excel sheet and sent it in an email…

  “Endorsed for MS Office” on LinkedIn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not that limit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Conveniently modeled with the same limit.

  Though I’m not sure what negative doom is and what happens when it approaches infinity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got a new game last night⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still remember the ook ook of those monkeys… right before they OOOK AAAH AAAH and kill you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There isn't a person on earth that doesn't look cooler with sunglasses on.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A cult leader in NZ who goes by the name Apostle Brian Tamaki looks like a drunk hiding a black eye when wearing his signature tough guy sunglasses.

  He’s not cool, and even less so with sunnies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Distraction⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. Not being able to keep up with all the facism doesn’t mean any of it are distractions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨VS Code for Linux may be secretly hoarding trashed files⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yay, it uses the XDG dirs… Wait, no, not like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My muddahs wake. Jeeshush Chrisht!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The was a narrator.