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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UMD Scientists Create ‘Smart Underwear’ to Measure Human Flatulence | UMD Department of Cell Biology & Molecular Genetics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The study is full, I tried to sign up a few weeks ago but they don’t have enough equipment to go around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Enlistment in the Coast Guard would skyrocket. Maybe even the Space Force.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hisense TVs force owners to watch intrusive ads when switching inputs, visiting the home screen, or even changing channels — practice infuriates consumers, brand denies wrongdoing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So far, I haven’t seen any of this with my Hisense TV. I have a Pihole but I believe smart TV’s, at least this brand, has a hard-coded dns so it can dial home without going through my default dns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forget cereal bars, what's your flavor of drug in the morning?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m holding out for free cocaine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the world⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every episode of Frasier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know. Somehow, I've always known.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Luke was a Commander in the Rebel Alliance by then so not all that terrible. He definitely had more war crimes than Anakin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how to pick up a baby⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boom roasted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bet on Patriots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that was an error.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fergie was a nickname for Sarah Ferguson, at least here in the US supermarket tabloids, a long time before the Black eyed Peas singer came along.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that was an error.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lol I knew who Fergie was years ago but had no idea she once married that doorknob.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting question. For me it would be a dead grandfather⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandfather or grandmother, I can’t decide. Ben Franklin. Carl Sagan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The twin may be inside you. I know someone who also had a twin in the womb and she had a “mass” removed and the mass had hair and nails.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfect greeting for visitors⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like a good neighbor, stay over there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But the Canadien stock market is over 33,000!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how they were asking the officials questions and they had no idea what the rules were.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doompity doo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can ask but will it do what you ask? Who the hell knows?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Death Stranding 2 for PC and lots more from Sony State of Play (February 2026)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The news in their porting a game to PC that they still charge $70 for?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big improvement⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spice!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sick days⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have to use my PTO for sick days and that shit just ain’t happening.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨outlawing pedestrians⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can try walking through the swampland or over the hills of buried garbage with grass planted on top.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super Bowl Ad for Ring Cameras Touted AI Surveillance Network⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My Eufy doorbell camera doesn’t do any of this creepy shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure, Jan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t he just doing a bit? It’s bad satire but I think it’s still satire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wing Commander III: "Isn't that the guy from Star Wars?"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also Biff from Back to the Future and Sallah from Indiana Jones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many BS hoops do I have to jump through everyday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The remember me box is a lie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he falling over backwards?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh, I can hear that voice just looking at this picture…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony Patents Buttonless Adaptive Controller With Customizable Layouts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Physical buttons please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Who Gives a Crap? had us piled up with toilet paper during the pandemic when everyone else was searching grocery store after grocery store for rolls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not a bubble!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t even imagine how bleak it must look Co-Pilot and Microsoft when all the news/talk is always about ChatGPT and Grok

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hearby declare you “dishwasher safe”! (then do the lower case t thing with your hand)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen to a werewolf in space?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Movie idea: The wolf people of Europa decide to invade Earth but when they get here, their plot is foiled when they turn into humans.