figjam

@figjam@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also team 2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do office workers actually do?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I do IT governance. When someone builds a server or a firewall rule or a database in a way that could leak patient data to somewhere it shouldn’t be I find it and make them fix it. Generally people don’t want to redo something that they’ve done so there is a whole process around who you tell so that everyone know the problem and who has to fix it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered - Official Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we just have 6 instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone know the name of this famous rabbit?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  😚

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone know the name of this famous rabbit?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Iirc, he is a pooka who happens to look like a 6ft rabbit. /pedantry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you are ruining your day ranting about something remember THIS⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and no one wants to hear yours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bobby won’t live long.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But where is the bit about heavy metal music?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If restaurants just microwave their food can I just get the frozen version and cut out the middle man?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the shit I love to hear. Got a link for a fellow pretzel lover?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If restaurants just microwave their food can I just get the frozen version and cut out the middle man?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  find someone who’s willing to sell you some that “fell off the truck”

  Yup. Need ti find the truck first

• If restaurants just microwave their food can I just get the frozen version and cut out the middle man?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GenAI website goes dark after explicit fakes exposed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why? Not pressing but just curious what the logic is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tired of dating apps?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are braver than I am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“They curdle like milk”: WB DVDs from 2006–2008 are rotting away in their cases - Ars Technica⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He thinks they'll just GIVE him money?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how he telegraps his lies. “Which is possible,” means that it is not possible and people have told him that. “People are saying” means that it is something no one is saying or has said before it came out of his mouth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING: EA releases C&C source code under GPL3!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At a minimum yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Designed by men, for men: Why sex with robots does not have appeal among women⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ding ding ding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Designed by men, for men: Why sex with robots does not have appeal among women⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit, you don’t need a robot for that! I can do that for free

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Designed by men, for men: Why sex with robots does not have appeal among women⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I will get a sex robot when it can scoop catboxes and fold laundry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do most people still use computers, or do people only use a smartphone as their main/only device?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I use a computer 8 hours a day and a tablet and steam deck for entertainment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nearly half of Steam's users are still using Windows 10, with end of life fast approaching⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I did although I’m not as proficient as I’d like. I also converted my mother in law by giving her a raspberri pi for bill paying and the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In light of recent events, here's OpenStreetMap editors discussing naming of the Gulf of Mexico⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I got your Donnie Darko reference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ITT: Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baldur's Gate 3 publishing director thinks GTA 6 might have the "clout" to normalise a $100 price tag⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You have fun. I ain’t paying for that shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New social experiment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  /test

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw Free Willy in theaters: AMA⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you have term life insurance yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Two is the loneliest number?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calcrelatable⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Its to make sure that they don’t get a billion questions about what button to push next and not being able to complete homework because of button confusion. Does it still need to exist today? Probably no but good luck getting rid of a standard adopted by all manufacturers of textbooks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't we just gather up all the ocean's trash and all the nonrecyclables, put them in a rocket, and launch it into the sun?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And then actually shooting something into the sun is harder than just blasting it out of the solar system.

  Why is this true? Wouldn`t gravity do most of the work if we just kinda shove it in that direction?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baidu CEO warns AI is just an inevitable bubble — 99% of AI companies are at risk of failing when the bubble bursts⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I totally agree with you and once dudes with dollar signs in their eyes stop with craming it in toasters I will be very happy to see where the tech goes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baidu CEO warns AI is just an inevitable bubble — 99% of AI companies are at risk of failing when the bubble bursts⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would argue that this current AI bubble is artificially created by a different type of conmen.