saltesc
@saltesc@lemmy.world
- Comment on GTA V was released on this day, 12 years ago 1 day ago:
Seems about right. Feels like I haven’t played GTA for a decade.
Every now and then internet reminds me it’s a thing, though.
- Comment on 🤡🤡🤡 1 day ago:
Moon rocks? No…Moonwalks…
- Comment on 6 days ago:
“kill” and “fuck”
- Comment on Please let the Lions win the Superbowl... 1 week ago:
Well, shit. That explains why he and his dad ghosted us why back.
- Comment on Kinesi Protein 1 week ago:
Well you can tell by my bind to tubulin
This motor protein ain’t stopping Walkin’ the line from A to B
Replenishing the ATP - Comment on Scientific unprogress... 1 week ago:
The ad populum fallacy on full display.
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 2 weeks ago:
I thought it was a like Jerryboree but for Barys, which I think makes way more sense.
- Comment on Good news. :) 2 weeks ago:
Oooh, the second US civil war may still be on but not in the way we first thought.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I watch the NHL some times and it amazes me how many insurance, car leasing, and drugs ads the US has. And the ads are so weird; they feel like they were made by aliens trying to blend in with humans, so nothing is normal and everyone in the ad is apparently micro-dosing psilocybin.
- Comment on Average plant behavior 2 weeks ago:
Bunch of the plants in Australia rely on bushfires to survive and reproduce.
- Comment on Over 450 Diablo developers at Blizzard have unionized 2 weeks ago:
I think you just discovered why they’re unionising so hard.
Microsoft: Don’t worry, Blizzard. We can quash a union attempt. There’s only like 100 of them, tops…
Blizzard: There’s 650.
Microsoft: _spits drink _. For this shit!?
- Comment on Is there a word for the happiness in finding the exact right word? 3 weeks ago:
Satisfaction.
- Comment on There are people young enough to not even remember Pokémon Red/Blue who are old enough to be parents now 3 weeks ago:
Have you considered some kids weren’t interested in video games?
Have you considered some kids were blind?
Have you considered some kids are dead now?
Have you considered some kids weren’t allowed games?
Have you considered some kids didn’t know English or Japanese?
Have you considered some kids didn’t care for Pokemon to know anything about it?
Have you considered these things were banned in some countries?
Have you considered some kids had no hands?
Have you considered you make comments on the internet for no reason other than to devalue others?
Have you considered why you’d even do that?
Have you considered some kids weren’t in the intended market?
Have you considered some kids had different peer cultures?
Have you considered some kids had religious boundaries?
Have you considered a single word OP had said?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
“I’ll have none of that in this house! We’re good honest Christians and that’s that.”
- Comment on 🏹🏹🏹 3 weeks ago:
Foreground guy just drawing across range.
- Comment on The internet kind of sucks right now 3 weeks ago:
Just talk absolute shit, like I do.
- Comment on After stretching the definition of 'beta' for 8 years, Escape From Tarkov is finally hitting 1.0 3 weeks ago:
Genuinely forgot this game existed. I was over it before COVID lockdowns.
- Comment on Truly Lossless Music 4 weeks ago:
You know he can’t wait to get home and try that shit out.
So often,
“Pssh. As I thought.”
Sometimes,
“Oh, wow.”
- Comment on 🤝🤝🤝 4 weeks ago:
🤦
Fuck’s sake.
Let me get the black mirror so we can have more of this shit .
- Comment on Better check the closet, too 4 weeks ago:
There was an old Canadian show called Reaper or something. Funny scene where an employee spends their 15 min break watching her boss losing it as he paces around his car in the distance.
“What’s his problem?”
“I put a note on his windshield saying ‘Sorry I hit you car’ and I’ve just been watching.”
- Comment on Why people say they have a "boy cat" or a "girl cat" but when the cat grows up, they don't call is a "man cat" or "woman cat"? 4 weeks ago:
I dunno. I view my dogs as companions. Yeah, they need me to look after.them like they’re children, but I need them to take care of me in the wilderness, protect the house, cheer me up, entertain guests, tow me on the longboard.
There’s no association with them and a human child for me. If anything dog ownership has shifted my mentality into the symbiotic relationship of a pack. I think being stuck thinking of them as children would make for some very miserable times and bad behaviour from both the owner and the dog.
- Comment on Help. 5 weeks ago:
I’m just gonna keep imagining it’s a clan of Timberborn beavers that are born on the ziplines.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Especially when the worst that could happen is nothing which is exactly what’s going to happen if OP says no. Literally can’t go backwards no matter what, but it’s possible they could go forward.
Well…unless something psycho happens, I guess. Then OP will bmsuffer greatly, go very backward, traumatised for life etc. etc. etc…
- Comment on Anyone else from Europe feels the same while browsing the "All" feed? 5 weeks ago:
You can also filter out keywords like Trump, Elon, GOP, etc. Generally this excludes shit from their little tribal conflict but retains post that could be of interest.
- Comment on It's 2025, the year we decided we need a widespread slur for robots 1 month ago:
Clanker is so ick. Especially for protocol services like an AI or bot where the only moving parts are the fans and pumps server-side.
Toaster is cool, but describes an early model of robot in Battlestar Galactica because it had bread slots looking eyes. I sill like it though because they generate ridiculous hear doing a simple task.
- Comment on Why do people like the Punisher comics? 1 month ago:
That’s true…
Dick Tracy then!
Technically Tintin…? 🤣
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 1 month ago:
Well I didn’t lose it, it just got FUBARed by something big. Either landed on it or tried to take it away. All peppers gone too, right when they were starting to turn red :(
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 1 month ago:
I assume so. I have had critters gorging on my ghosts and reapers in the garden. Losing an entire plant overnight was the last straw so I have webbing up now, but they were clearly unaffected.
- Comment on Netanyahu to urge ‘full conquest’ of Gaza as ceasefire talks reach an impasse 1 month ago:
I thought they were just getting the hostages back…
- Comment on Why do people like the Punisher comics? 1 month ago:
A character doesn’t need superpowers to be interesting. People can enjoy the Punisher despite him being “just a guy who shoots people with a gun” in the same way people enjoy “John Wick”, Judge Dredd, “Taken”, Jason Bourne, “Die Hard”, or any movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
How did you get through all of that without pointing out Batman?
