Why is she standing in front of a blank sheet of paper?
Use this science wisely.
Submitted 7 months ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to science_memes@mander.xyz
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ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 7 months ago
Peter?
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
clit.
Ifera@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Info guide on how to lick a clit. Top is the clitoral hood, bottom is the clit itself
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 months ago
i thought it was about hour up make slippers fit. amazed how far I was.
CaptainHowdy@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
“the move” from Seinfeld finally revealed.
ILoveDurians@lemmy.cafe 7 months ago
What a strange diagram of some slippers.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 7 months ago
I thought way to long about slippers.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 7 months ago
My brain immediately skipped to that episode of Friends where Monica learns that Chandler got advice from Joey about licking the alphabet.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
The alphabet is good advice, but more for finding the right “letter” for your partner and—this is crucial—sticking to it unless it stops working (sometimes things just shift and you gotta adapt).
Nangijala@feddit.dk 7 months ago
I’ll never know, but I trust your judgement xD
Dasus@lemmy.world 7 months ago
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I’ll put this info to good use.
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, “I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside… hold on, this isn’t a pill”.
Septimaeus@infosec.pub 7 months ago
But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Oh, that’s what that was…
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass
ICastFist@programming.dev 7 months ago
When you do that, you’ll feel like you’re recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Bursting through the doors OUTSIDE in a panic.
Looking at some random shocked person pointing toward the park.
Rushing to the park to see grass.
Sobbing uncontrollably feeling all the grass.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn’t physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he’s somehow spinning while connected. It’s funnier in my head, I promise.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
I can see into his head, it’s pretty funny.
BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
🚁🚁
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 7 months ago
“You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby…”
Hugin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.
Baggie@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Ditto, I figured it was one of those dance step guides.
boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Kind of is.
Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Fun fact most girls like when you suck it as well
Damage@feddit.it 7 months ago
I’ve had several positive feedbacks when sliding it between front teeth and tongue. Not to be done immediately, but after she gets going a bit.
Be careful of course. And remember to check your teeth for hair afterwards.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
I dunno if I’d be recommending teeth all willy-nilly to first time spelunkers…
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
They do not enjoy when you blow a raspberry onto it, however.
Sucking only. No blowing. Do not reverse the polarity.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
apotheotic@beehaw.org 7 months ago
Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Completely agree. Communication is the basis of all good relationships and interaction, especially intimate interaction.
Damage@feddit.it 7 months ago
That only works if they actually answer. Sometimes it’s just easier to gauge reactions.
Sometimes they can’t talk coherently *wink wink*
apotheotic@beehaw.org 7 months ago
Communication doesn’t need to be verbal - and I’m more talking about setting the precedent for communicating about pleasure as a practice. Being able to communicate about pleasure takes you a lot further in mutual pleasure than having a “trick”, yknow?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 months ago
I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could.
Randelung@lemmy.world 7 months ago
CHEW ON THAT THANG
corbs132@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I thought it was more of a catchphrase than an actual technique. Angangangang
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn’t…
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 months ago
Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn’t being literal. So there’s at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn’t satisfy.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Step 1: inspect
Step 2: push hood up
Step 3: rotate clockwise 360 degrees
Step 4: swipe left and right
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
step 1: bop it
step 2: twist it
step 3: pull it
step 4: find a new partner
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 7 months ago
For more information check the (wo)man page clit(1)
Or the Arch Wiki
nekbardrun@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If the mouse isn’t going anywhere, either adjust the sensitivity or buy a new nub
quick cheap option is my shameless self insert post here:
(Oh wait… you were talking about that other clit???)
SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 7 months ago
Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.
regdog@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Might as well check the oil while you are at it
hansolo@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Up up down down left right left right B A B A
janus2@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
my dumbass trying to figure out why you’d want to rotate your house slippers:
(this is why I’m single isn’t it)
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Yeah, same. I chalked it up to the homosexuality, but I’m not sure after reading some of the comments.
janus2@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
i have the lesbian flavor of homosexuality you’d think that’d help me realize lol
mr_satan@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
What am I looking at?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Joycon drift.
CluckN@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Behold a man
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Clitoris
Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Ok good, my brain was trying to convince me this was a sneaky Loss
DiskCrasher@lemmy.world 7 months ago
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I don’t even need to watch this to know exactly what this is. Motherfucker gave the best advice in the universe 30 years ago and it has improved my technique 1,000%.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
I know it’s not the video(s) I’m thinking of, because that wouldn’t be on YouTube… But there’s one or two educational “porn” videos that were so fucking helpful.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
I wonder if he ever got to realize that his lasting contribution to humanity was going to be improving the sex lives of several entire generations.
Kaigyo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The real cheat sheet:
toynbee@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’ve been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It’s surprisingly challenging.
I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.
shalafi@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Previous was from a culture with a caligraphic languange.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
“you forgot the R, you halfwit!”
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Or she has another girl secret.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Remember though, capital letters. Don’t dot the i.
chuymatt@startrek.website 7 months ago
Jeremy Bearimy?
toynbee@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Wherefore?
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
All of this is useless if you don’t exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what’s the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 7 months ago
My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 7 months ago
Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Explain
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 months ago
She still does not like it.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
What kind of animal just does counter clockwise.