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Use this science wisely.

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Submitted ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Septimaeus@infosec.pub ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.

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  • pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass

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  • Hugin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.

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    • Baggie@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ditto, I figured it was one of those dance step guides.

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    my dumbass trying to figure out why you’d want to rotate your house slippers:

    (this is why I’m single isn’t it)

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    • xorollo@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Me too 🤣

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  • CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh. Ohhhh

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also works for slippers.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I thought it was this:

      Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about

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    • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dancing in your slippers, right?

      RIGHT?

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    • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ditto. The comments enlightened me.

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    • baggins@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thank you.

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Step 1: inspect

    Step 2: push hood up

    Step 3: rotate clockwise 360 degrees

    Step 4: swipe left and right

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    • SinkingLotus@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Up up down down left right left right B A B A

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  • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.

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    • Linsensuppe@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Its gotta be somewhere…

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  • Kaigyo@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The real cheat sheet:

    How to write the letters of the alphabet

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!

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      • minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Or she has another girl secret.

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Remember though, capital letters. Don’t dot the i.

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      • chuymatt@startrek.website ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Jeremy Bearimy?

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      • sausager@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        …also j

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Wherefore?

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It’s surprisingly challenging.

      I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.

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    • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nice moves!

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  • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All of this is useless if you don’t exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what’s the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do I reach in through the nose or ears?

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      • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If you ask Walter Freeman he’d tell you to go through the eye

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Neither.

        Ask her to close her eyes.

        (Probably does not really matter whether she does or doesn’t)

        Using your finger, gently trace lines around the neck, jawline, down to the collar bone, around the breast, along the sternum, follow the bottom of the ribcage, cross to the hip… you get the idea.

        Ideally, be somewhat unpredictable, teasing… labor of modulate the instensity of your own breath a bit.

        Also obviously works better with lighter, or no clothing.

        Think of this as maybe drawing arcane runes, casting a spell… tell a slightly different story every time.

        Remember the wise word of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

        Antici-

        .

        …

        …

        -pation.

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      • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Both, preferably

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    • catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You need to go to the hospital right now. You’re having an aneurysm

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    • tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      minor spelling mistake

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But brains are so icky!

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  • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!

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    • Damage@feddit.it ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      That only works if they actually answer. Sometimes it’s just easier to gauge reactions.

      Sometimes they can’t talk coherently *wink wink*

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  • mr_satan@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What am I looking at?

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    • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Behold a man

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    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Joycon drift.

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Clitoris

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      • Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ok good, my brain was trying to convince me this was a sneaky Loss

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  • Ileftreddit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fun fact most girls like when you suck it as well

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    • Damage@feddit.it ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I’ve had several positive feedbacks when sliding it between front teeth and tongue. Not to be done immediately, but after she gets going a bit.

      Be careful of course. And remember to check your teeth for hair afterwards.

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    • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They do not enjoy when you blow a raspberry onto it, however.

      Sucking only. No blowing. Do not reverse the polarity.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could.

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    • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      CHEW ON THAT THANG

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    • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn’t…

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn’t being literal. So there’s at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn’t satisfy.

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn’t physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he’s somehow spinning while connected. It’s funnier in my head, I promise.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She still does not like it.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sadly, some women just don’t enjoy receiving oral. Not when it is done wrong, not at all.

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      • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Imagine a life in which 69 is just a number.

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      • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That explains what the arrows are for then. They seem quite misleading, I thought it was some sort of advice for animations until reading comments.

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      • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I thought it was for the finger.

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      • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Pretty sure I got myself one of those.

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    • bigboitricky@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hmu let’s find out together

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      • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Don’t know what to think of this honestly.

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      • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Okay let’s do it.

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Explain

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Clitoral stimulation

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      • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What’s hilarious about this meme is that Konami delivered the code that unlock these secrets over 30 years ago. Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A B A, start.

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  • DiskCrasher@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7790iQ6a4Q

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