I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass
Use this science wisely.
Submitted 22 hours ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to science_memes@mander.xyz
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pH3ra@lemmy.ml 50 minutes ago
Hugin@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.
Baggie@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Ditto, I figured it was one of those dance step guides.
janus2@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
my dumbass trying to figure out why you’d want to rotate your house slippers:
(this is why I’m single isn’t it)
xorollo@leminal.space 9 hours ago
Me too 🤣
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
Oh. Ohhhh
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Also works for slippers.
shalafi@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I thought it was this:
Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about
wewbull@feddit.uk 16 hours ago
Dancing in your slippers, right?
RIGHT?
Landless2029@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Ditto. The comments enlightened me.
baggins@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
Thank you.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Step 1: inspect
Step 2: push hood up
Step 3: rotate clockwise 360 degrees
Step 4: swipe left and right
SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 13 hours ago
Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.
hansolo@lemmy.today 14 hours ago
Up up down down left right left right B A B A
kibiz0r@midwest.social 21 hours ago
Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.
Linsensuppe@feddit.org 15 hours ago
Its gotta be somewhere…
Kaigyo@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
The real cheat sheet:
shalafi@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Or she has another girl secret.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Remember though, capital letters. Don’t dot the i.
chuymatt@startrek.website 13 hours ago
Jeremy Bearimy?
sausager@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
…also j
toynbee@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Wherefore?
toynbee@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I’ve been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It’s surprisingly challenging.
I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 20 hours ago
Nice moves!
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
All of this is useless if you don’t exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what’s the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 20 hours ago
Do I reach in through the nose or ears?
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
If you ask Walter Freeman he’d tell you to go through the eye
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
Neither.
Ask her to close her eyes.
(Probably does not really matter whether she does or doesn’t)
Using your finger, gently trace lines around the neck, jawline, down to the collar bone, around the breast, along the sternum, follow the bottom of the ribcage, cross to the hip… you get the idea.
Ideally, be somewhat unpredictable, teasing… labor of modulate the instensity of your own breath a bit.
Also obviously works better with lighter, or no clothing.
Think of this as maybe drawing arcane runes, casting a spell… tell a slightly different story every time.
Remember the wise word of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Antici-
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…
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-pation.
Allero@lemmy.today 20 hours ago
Both, preferably
catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
You need to go to the hospital right now. You’re having an aneurysm
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
minor spelling mistake
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 20 hours ago
But brains are so icky!
apotheotic@beehaw.org 13 hours ago
Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!
Damage@feddit.it 34 minutes ago
That only works if they actually answer. Sometimes it’s just easier to gauge reactions.
Sometimes they can’t talk coherently *wink wink*
mr_satan@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
What am I looking at?
CluckN@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Behold a man
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Joycon drift.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Clitoris
Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
Ok good, my brain was trying to convince me this was a sneaky Loss
Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Fun fact most girls like when you suck it as well
Damage@feddit.it 51 minutes ago
I’ve had several positive feedbacks when sliding it between front teeth and tongue. Not to be done immediately, but after she gets going a bit.
Be careful of course. And remember to check your teeth for hair afterwards.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 5 hours ago
They do not enjoy when you blow a raspberry onto it, however.
Sucking only. No blowing. Do not reverse the polarity.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 hours ago
I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could.
Randelung@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
CHEW ON THAT THANG
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 14 hours ago
The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn’t…
Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 hours ago
Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn’t being literal. So there’s at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn’t satisfy.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn’t physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he’s somehow spinning while connected. It’s funnier in my head, I promise.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
She still does not like it.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Sadly, some women just don’t enjoy receiving oral. Not when it is done wrong, not at all.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 20 hours ago
Imagine a life in which 69 is just a number.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
That explains what the arrows are for then. They seem quite misleading, I thought it was some sort of advice for animations until reading comments.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Pretty sure I got myself one of those.
bigboitricky@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Hmu let’s find out together
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Don’t know what to think of this honestly.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Okay let’s do it.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Explain
cRazi_man@europe.pub 21 hours ago
Clitoral stimulation
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
What’s hilarious about this meme is that Konami delivered the code that unlock these secrets over 30 years ago. Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A B A, start.
DiskCrasher@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Septimaeus@infosec.pub 13 minutes ago
But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.