chuckleslord

@chuckleslord@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't tall people also wider?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, that missed me. Now I gotta contend with the fact that my Jack Black gut lands me in the near 400 range.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone has a LOT of dusty computers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Compressed air. Used to clean electronics. You can also use it to get high (which is what is being implied is happening here) with some very serious side effects.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨imagine⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine a 4D object if you think human imagination is limitless. Good luck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orange man good⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a tool called a computer. And on it it has programs that can edit pictures.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You returned his keys? That’s very nice of you, deary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luigi Mangione pre-trial hearing drawing by an artist⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, there’s a lot of non-artists making images these days. Valuable to say it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try FBI. You’re never getting my feet pics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oligopolies, monopolies. Potato tomato, potato tomato

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting vaccinated against shingles could protect you from getting dementia, or slow the progression of the disease, says a new study⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ha! I got the chicken pox vaccine, so I won’t have to worry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like Skyrim, and porcupines⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can hear this. In all, like 30 different voices. They really spent money on voice actors and skimped on the dialogue for that game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hershey highway⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Black slit from dash is mouth. Reflection on window is two eyes, at an angle and squinty. Tunnel makes mask.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hershey highway⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … so we’re not seeing a stoned luchador? Cool, cool cool cool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An argument for using plastic straws:⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who did this?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For sure offensive, but definitely hits the right note. It’s “I don’t know how to smile, it’s just teeth, right?” smile

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans when someone try to sell them air⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  9% found it acceptable, 8% no opinion in 2017

  So probably 17%+ (claimed all “neutrals” plus some growth in youth) nowadays

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Commenting draws attention to yourself, which invites scrutiny and judgement. An upvote is (mostly) anonymous.

  Also, upvotes take way less effort, always going to be more of those (unless a fight breaks out in the comments or something)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh what have I done⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hydrocarbons. Lots of hydrogen all tied up in our shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Change my mind⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I swear Nextdoor had to be a psyop to make your neighbors seem crazy. There’s no fucking way people are actually like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sensory issues⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sound is probably incorrect. Volume in this case relates to the “volume” of the feeling of the tags. Describing how the feeling of tags is overwhelming compared to its actual impact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google CEO: If an AI bubble pops, no one is getting out clean⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google CEO: If an AI bubble pops, no one is getting out clean⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The bar can’t be “not as corrupt as America”. That’s not a bar, that’s the ground. They can and should do better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grampa when NYC elects a socialist mayor⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Point to the relevance of Israel on New York politics? Why would we publicly take a position that has no value for the office he’s running for? Sounds like a good way to lose for literally no benefit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grampa when NYC elects a socialist mayor⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anaconda is the film for this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I understand the dedication but that's way too much effort for me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, a worthless gasoline burp and an unearned breakdown ruined that movie for me. All the actors acted their asses off, Nolan fucked it up though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[NSFW] ysk: you can restore your foreskin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Foreskin restoration != you can restore your foreskin , OPs title

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[NSFW] ysk: you can restore your foreskin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, it’s not really an accurate title. What was cut off can’t be restored. Sure, you can stretch the skin to be something like a foreskin, but it doesn’t have the nerve endings that were removed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHAT IF WHAT IF⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but one should be on Mr Peanutbutter’s head instead of Princess Caroline’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yarr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My, uh, riff attempts for this song get really, really dark.

  Tie him to a rock and throw him over

  Throw him in a tub full o’ boiling water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Popular Windows 11 requirements bypass app Flyoobe 2.0 is out with big UI overhaul⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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